Keeper's Survival Handbook. Remember three points: If it wants to kiss me, I will close my eyes and accept. If it wants to touch me, I will lie down and play dead. If it wants to mate with me, ...
"What's on your mind all day?" Fang Rong looked at him with exasperation. "All you think about is that kind of thing."
Fang Hua smiled ingratiatingly, "It's been a long time since I've done this."
"What time is it and you still want to do this?" Fang Rong suddenly thought of a problem. If the military region wins, the first thing they will do after things settle down is to cause trouble for them. Moreover, they also took the military region's dimensional trading device.
Although I'm busy right now, I'll definitely be in trouble when I do have time.
Fang Hua heard his thoughts, "How about we go further into the forest?"
“What’s the point of leaving?” Fang Rong disagreed. “You can’t hide from the temple, even if you can’t hide from the monk. We have the interdimensional trading device. If they tamper with it, we’ll be caught no matter where we go.”
He sat up, and with a struggle, the green vines covering his body snapped off inch by inch. "We must reconcile."
Only through reconciliation can they continue to live in the forest and obtain the interdimensional trading device. However, if they are just nobody, even if they reconcile, the military will still target them. So, whether they reconcile or not, it makes no difference.
“Then let’s not settle.” Fang Hua’s eyes lit up.
Fang Rong tapped him, "You've misunderstood me. I meant that one of us must be an important figure." That way, the military region wouldn't pursue the matter.
Otherwise, they would probably be chasing after such a valuable item as the interdimensional trading device to get it back.
"No way." Fang Rong's face darkened. "The interdimensional trading device is absolutely not going back."
He stood up and ran outside, saying, "If you don't want to be king, then I'll have to do the work."
Fang Rong almost forgot that he was now a wizard, with a very noble status, and also very practical.
"Don't go." Fang Hua stood up and grabbed his sleeve. "It's very dangerous."
Fang Rong pushed him, saying, "What danger am I in behind?"
He was somewhat dismissive; he cared more about the safety of the forest than his own.
Even a doghouse can become a place you grow attached to after sleeping there for a while, let alone a place with plenty of succulents and flowers, and incredibly fresh air. I feel like my skin has improved a lot after living here for a while. Good water nurtures beauty, it's no exaggeration.
Such a nice place is certainly not for fighting wars; it's for people to live in.
You have to understand that in any war, a single shell can render the land unusable for a period of time, not to mention the radiation. Even plants and trees can't grow, causing very serious damage to the earth.
However, they couldn't subdue the orcs without cannonballs; each one was as strong as an ox.
Fang Rong began packing up the spaceship, preparing to take it to the front lines. Although it was the front lines, he was in logistics, so he shouldn't be in trouble.
"It's dangerous up there too." Fang Hua told him not to go. "Don't go."
"No." Fang Rong insisted. He was the kind of person who overthought things and liked to consider everything carefully. He was hesitant and indecisive. Even before the call came, he already felt a sense of crisis. "I won't feel at ease if I don't go."
Fang Hua pulled him along, saying, "Then I'll become king, you don't need to go."
Fang Rong paused for a moment. "You don't think I'm threatening you, do you?" He didn't have time for that. "I just want to do my part."
He's a rather peculiar person. He sides with the Empire when it comes to imperial ideology, and with the primeval forest when it comes to primitive forest ideology. Also, because both sides are important to him, he feels sorry for whichever team loses.
The primeval forest is now at a disadvantage, and I feel sorry for it.
Sometimes people's hearts are like this. Just like when Fang Hua was a child, they were the same little guy. Fang Hua was much uglier and weaker. Logically speaking, people are attracted to appearances, so it's natural that they would pay more attention to cute things.
However, Fang Rong was like a father; all the little ones were his sons, and he loved them all equally. But he was uncomfortable when his other sons bullied Fang Hua, so he always sided with Fang Hua.
I feel sorry for him when he is wronged, and I will take him out to comfort him, thinking that his young mind should not be able to accept it.
In fact, Fang Hua didn't care; it was all Fang Rong's own idea.
"I really want to go back to when I was a child." Fang Hua saw through his thoughts and couldn't help but think back to his childhood as well.
Fang Rong was the only one who didn't despise him and was willing to take care of him.
"No," Fang Rong interrupted him, "If you go back, you'll become an ugly bastard again."
"..." (⊙︿⊙), Fang Hua's expression was somewhat innocent.
"Hurry up and get out." Fang Rong pulled him down, then put the spaceship back into her spatial storage. "Do you want to come along?"
"Yes." Fang Hua nodded.
Although she was still somewhat unwilling, she couldn't go against Fang Rong's wishes, since Fang Rong was the most powerful.
Fang Hua reverted to his original form and continued on his journey. He had only been there for two days and was already heading back. He deliberately slowed down his pace, turning what should have been a two- or three-day trip into a week. Fang Rong knew this, but there was nothing he could do. It would take him at least half a month to walk on foot, even with a mecha.
His mecha was more like a last resort; it ran out of power in an instant. Fortunately, Fang Hua had the superpower of lightning, which allowed him to recharge it quickly.
The first time I didn't get it right and almost electrocuted Fang Rong, but the second time I charged her steadily.
"By the way, it's been a long time since I've seen Li Wenyang and the others. I wonder how they are doing?" Li Wenyang will definitely participate in this war, but there are exceptions. After all, Li Wenyang has Xu Hongrui as his backer, so he can choose not to participate if he wants to.
"Why would I miss him?" Fang Hua said unhappily.
Fang Rong used to be very close to Li Wenyang. They would put their arms around each other every day and occasionally touch each other. When she came back, she would smell like Li Wenyang all over her body. It was awful!
"Don't you miss your former comrades?" Fang Rong asked him curiously.
"I don't want to." Fang Hua was stubborn and didn't have a single friend in the military region. He was even less useful than Fang Rong, who at least had Li Wenyang.
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