Interstellar Monster Keeper's Survival Handbook

Keeper's Survival Handbook. Remember three points: If it wants to kiss me, I will close my eyes and accept. If it wants to touch me, I will lie down and play dead. If it wants to mate with me, ...

Chapter 58 Anti-theft [Chapter 59 is available]

Fang Rong put on the pants without changing his expression. The whole outfit made him look smart and well-coordinated. It's just that the pants were a bit light-colored. Since he works in the kitchen, there was a chance they might get oily on them, and if they got dirty, it would be a waste of money.

Of course, that was him before. Now he has superpowers, and he can cook without lifting a finger, which is very convenient. Should we just buy it?

It's almost the second half of the year, and I haven't bought myself any clothes yet. This isn't how you save money. I still need to have clothes to wear regularly, so I have to buy some.

Why don't we ask Fang Hua for his opinion?

Fang Rong made him turn around. "How's this outfit? Does it look good?"

"It doesn't look good." It's covered up too much; you can't see anything.

He went out and brought back a vest. "This looks good."

The vest was transparent and its color was a yellowish-brown.

"...Go away." (ー_ー)!!

If you're unwilling to spend money, just say so. We finally went to a high-end store, and all you bought him was a vest.

It's still a yellowish-brown color, like poop.

But even if you don't want to buy it for him, he'll still buy it. He's been a real mood killer on the way, and when he finally likes a piece of clothing, he'll insist on buying it no matter what.

"I really like this one. Should you pay for it or should I?" Actually, their accounts are linked, so it doesn't matter who pays; the money will be deducted from the same card.

"I'll go." Fang Hua was somewhat disappointed, and he walked with no energy. He was thinking about that kind of thing all day long.

"Let's go back." Fang Rong was still quite happy after buying the clothes, and the novelty hadn't worn off yet, so she changed into them right away without taking them off.

"So early?" It's only ten o'clock.

"What else can we do?" I really don't want to go out in this heat.

"Let's wander around!" Fang Hua pointed to the oxygen balloons in the distance. The balloons were decorated with colorful cartoon characters, which were very attractive to children. "I'm going to buy two."

"Are you still a child?" Before Fang Rong could stop him, he had already bought two balloons, one a cat and the other a mouse. He tied the cat balloon to Fang Rong's wrist and the mouse balloon to his own.

"You are the cat, and I am the mouse."

"Why am I the cat and you the mouse?" Fang Rong became interested.

"Because cats can never catch mice."

Fang Rong kicked him, "Are you indirectly saying I'm not as smart as you?"

Fang Hua didn't argue. He took the two blows to the calf as just a bit of fun.

The moon is not visible in the city, only the lights are twinkling.

As the two were playfully fighting, they arrived at the restroom. Fang Hua handed him the mouse-shaped balloon from her wrist, saying, "Hold this for me while I go to the restroom."

"Okay." Considering that this was a public place, Fang Rong specifically reminded him, "Remember to pee standing up and wash your hands after you're done."

"Okay." Fang Hua waved and went into the restroom.

The toilet was in a secluded location, so the view was dim. Fang Rong was holding a child's toy balloon in her left hand, with another one tied to her wrist, and carrying her clothes in her right hand as she walked back and forth in front of the toilet.

Ten minutes have passed without me even realizing it. Even taking a bowel movement doesn't take this long. Did Fang Hua fall into the toilet?

He was fairly patient, but in this sweltering heat, he was inevitably getting impatient. "Are you done yet?"

He was probably the only one in the toilet; I didn't see a single ghost for a long time.

Fang Rong stopped in his tracks, just about to turn around and go to the toilet to find it himself, when his mouth was covered from behind. The hand was still damp, obviously having just come out of the toilet. An arm was placed across his neck, pulling him into the toilet.

The posture was practiced and natural, as if it had been done countless times.

Fang Rong had some martial arts training in the military region, so she immediately abandoned the balloon and used her elbow to bump into the person behind her.

However, the man was clearly very experienced and simply pushed away his attack with his palm.

The oxygen balloon floated in the air and slowly flew away.

Fang Rong grabbed the arm, bent down and assumed an over-the-shoulder throw stance, but the man had already seen through his intentions and deftly defused his attack, then pulled him into the toilet even faster.

The surroundings were desolate and barren, without even a single usable tool, which made Fang Rong feel extremely disheartened.

Most of his body was being squeezed against the man, and only his legs could move. He could feel that the man behind him was shorter than him, otherwise he wouldn't be unable to straighten his back.

Shorter than him?

Fang Rong seemed to have thought of something, "Fang Hua!"

Fang Hua didn't speak until he dragged him to the innermost toilet room, closed the door, and pinned him against the toilet tank.

"It's me." His tone even sounded aggrieved. "What am I supposed to do with you?"

"Why can't you speak properly? What's the point of all this?" Fang Rong was pressed against the wall, held onto the water tank by him, who pressed her down and wouldn't let her off. She was now panting with anger.

"I was afraid you wouldn't agree." Fang Hua twisted his arm behind his back with one hand, leaning against him, her lower body swollen and painful. "It hurts so much..."

He rubbed against Fang Rong's buttocks, scaring Fang Rong so much that she thought he was going to force himself on her, and her whole buttocks trembled. "Your clothes are still outside, go pick them up first."

"No," Fang Hua rarely refused him, "You can use your superpowers to pick it up."

He thrust his lower body against it, "It really hurts, I want it so bad~"

As a fellow man, Fang Rong naturally understood. She patiently persuaded him, "There are so many people coming and going. Let me masturbate you first, and we can talk about it when we get back, okay?"

"No!" Fang Hua was even more agitated than him. "I want it today, please give it to me!"

He spoke in a coquettish tone, which Fang Rong found hardest to resist.

"Damn it, I owe you." He used his supernatural ability to retrieve the clothes and hang them in the bathroom coat rack. "Did you wear a condom?"

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