Girl,wecantakeitevenslower

“We can even go a little slower.”

Boy, won't you keep poing over

"Aren't you going to go deeper?"

——Quote from Mine Milky Day

-1-

As a person who can loudly express "I like", "I like the most", "I like you super much" countless times after clarifying her feelings... Miss M finds it difficult to understand the "physical contact" that cuts off everything, and the emotions that are only expressed subtly and implicitly in the eyes and eyebrows.

She used to live every day as if it were her last. Every minute and every second of her life was very precious. She couldn't concentrate on doing any reading comprehension or making any "euphemisms".

I said I was going to chop you off, but before I could even finish the sentence, the sickle had already cut off your head.

Without talking about benchmarking against humans, let’s just compare them among those non-human sources... The last guy who was able to calm down, think intently, and learn to express himself tactfully for a very long time was called [Organ].

And M thought from the bottom of his heart that the guy was even crazier than himself.

-2-

Nonsense, when looking for a partner, you should find someone who is crazier than you, otherwise it will not be fun.

-3-

Besides, this mentally ill man has not been able to calm down since he left prison. When he went to the beach to surf during team building, he was so happy that he forgot his boss was on the shore.

Miss M once pointed out very seriously that Mr. P behaved like a golden retriever in his leisure time. Mr. P said that a golden retriever digging holes on the beach could not build such an exquisite high-rise building with a garden.

Ms. M: "Oh. So you're not a Golden Retriever, you're a Border Collie, which is a bit smarter. But it's still a dog."

Mr. P: "...I just didn't hear you calling me for grilled chicken wings while I was surfing just now, Ms. M. I couldn't have heard you calling me in the waves. It wasn't intentional ignoring."

Ms. M: "Come here, dog. Bark so I can compare."

Mr. P: "A dog can't stand here and flip your Orleans wings for you. So you do it yourself. Woof."

Ms. M: “…”

-4-

And then nothing happened.

About five minutes later, Mr. P, wearing a barbecue fork in his sundress, returned to the oven and continued to flip the chicken wings.

From a distance, Miss M stabbed his surfboard with another barbecue fork. Her expression was fierce.

...That's why Mr. P almost always applies for solo vacation. Every time Ms. M comes to disturb his vacation, she ends up disturbing her own mood.

He didn't understand why his boss always had a gloomy expression when he approached the clear beach and sea.

-5-

This is the same reason why he doesn't understand why she forces him to wear long-sleeved sun-protective clothing.

-6-

...Just like Mr. P on vacation, Miss M disdains euphemisms. She seems to be flying on huge waves at any time and anywhere. If it is not a straightforward and tangible fact, it is difficult for it to reach her ears and attract her attention.

On the one hand, this is a great advantage, but on the other hand, it also makes her seem... a little frivolous.

When you meet someone you really like and want to be as close to him or her as possible, then have sex with him or her.

When something very happy happens and you want to celebrate it properly, then go have sex.

When you are in a bad mood and want to clear your mind, just go to bed.

...To sum up, it can indeed be classified as "everything can be rolled in the sheets."

-7-

Of course, Miss M is a very charming and beautiful person. Her so-called "frivolity" will never be manifested in clumsy and low-level seduction. When she wants a night out, she will usually say it directly, openly and without any sexual connotations.

"Let's get a room. I want to stay with you all night" - he said this while lying on the table looking at you, biting the straw childishly.

It is impossible for such a Miss M to be unpopular. Too many male creatures driven by instinct are eager to gain her favor.

But the problem is, the only person she would favor and repeatedly invite to have sex with...

He is an extremely abnormal and super frigid person.

"Please don't use me as a stress reliever" and "I have no interest in being a convenient outlet for you." Mr. P used these reasons countless times to reject his boss, and then half-forced her to dress and take her out to play.

Miss M, who was forced to dress neatly and stand at the entrance of the children's park holding a balloon, said: "..."

-8-

She wanted to hit him in the face with a balloon.

But never mind, the balloons at the entrance of the children's playground are really beautiful in shape.

-9-

Mr. P could always see immediately that Miss M went straight to sex without thinking about the reasons, and he would analyze them carefully for her and put forward solutions in different categories.

"Are you in a bad mood because of working overtime? What you need more now is sleep."

"It's just that your ice cream cone fell to the ground. No need to get mad. I'll buy you another one."

"If you find the smell of blood too strong and unpleasant, come to the bathroom and I'll wash it off for you."

"Okay, you're bored now, so are you interested in this underground boxing match in this terrifying world?"

...As it turned out, Miss M really suggested having sex for these reasons.

So she accepted every one of his suggestions and put sex behind her.

But no matter what, the subordinates' attitude of "avoiding sex at all costs" is still annoying.

...Little P, who is always absent-minded when she invites him and instead comes up with these solutions, is an eyesore!

-10-

She was still tolerant of him when they were in a superior-subordinate relationship. After all, it was a workplace relationship. If he expressed his refusal in something that could be classified as a "transaction", Miss M would give in.

Besides, putting aside all the other messy reasons, when she really needed something, he never refused—

"I will provide everything as long as you really want it," Mr. P cleverly walked on this promise without crossing the line.

Therefore, Miss M, who was actually satisfied, would not care about his rejection at other times.

-11-

I am very busy with work and it is impossible for me to argue with him about this issue every day.

Why care about your bed partner's attitude and psychology? It's troublesome.

But after dating...

-12-

Miss M was lying on the sofa, naked.

She glared coldly at her boyfriend who was sitting a meter away, turning on the TV, holding the large pillow he had just forced upon her.

"At least find something to cover it up" - this is what Mr. P said after he tried several times to force her to put on clothes but failed.

Miss M originally refused. She wanted to continue wandering around the house naked. If he refused, she would get mad at him.

But the subject said, "Hold the pillow tightly and cover it up, or I will never speak to you again, and I will die in the next second using this thumbtack on the wall. I can die in front of you over and over again. Do you like to see me die for reasons other than you?"

Ms. M: “…”

-13-

Miss M had no choice but to hug the large pillow, which barely covered half of herself.

A boyfriend who doesn't use honorifics when speaking to her is incredibly intimidating. So is a boyfriend who threatens suicide in front of her.

...She had long known that he was a lunatic even more extreme than herself!

Why would she date such a crazy person?

-14-

Miss M glared at his back fiercely.

"I don't want to look at you, Xiao P. You really pissed me off this time."

"I don't want to look at you either. I'm just as angry."

“…”

……Um? ?

Did he just say he was angry?

-15-

"It's set."

Mr. P left the TV, making room for her, and sat in the armchair on the other side. "Look, here are ten classic short films playing in a loop. You can watch them as long as you want, and it's as exciting as you want."

Ms. M: “…”

Miss M couldn't help but kick him: "What's your attitude now!"

What kind of attitude is that? An angry attitude. I don't want to be used as an outlet for your emotions anymore. I hope you can correct your attitude towards your partner. "Partner" and "sleeping partner" are obviously two different words. After working overtime, you just keep asking me to do it over and over again without caring about me at all.

Mr. P felt her kicking him and his expression became even colder.

Then he felt the force of the kick.

It's lighter than a cat's pad pressing on the floor.

For M, this intensity was an unprecedented act of restraint on her part.

...His unprecedented "anger" disappeared immediately.

-16-

It felt like being pricked with a rubber by my childish deskmate, crossing the line.

...Why are you still angry? She is so cautious and childish.

-17-

"...Okay, Ms. M, I apologize for my previous attitude."

The short film began to play, and in the picture, the low-quality iron bed began to shake.

But Mr. P gradually calmed down, becoming calmer than ever before during this period.

"If your girlfriend forcefully invites you like this even though you're not wearing anything, it would be a shock and cause a stress reaction for anyone."

Miss M kicked him again with that gentle force.

She said, "Really? Congratulations on being the only boyfriend who, faced with this situation, would rather commit suicide than do it. What a unique stress response."

“…”

-18-

Mr. P coughed lightly.

"You chose me for this special reason, didn't you?"

"I like special psychos, I don't like frigid psychos."

"……I don't……"

"You are. Frigid. Mysophobic. Natural scum."

"……Hey."

Mr. P turned around helplessly and saw Miss M kicking him with a scolding frequency. Seeing this, she retracted her foot.

Then she threw away the pillow in her hand, straightened her back, crossed her legs arrogantly, and sat on the sofa to look at him.

Beautiful curves.

All in sight.

Mr. P turned around and opened his mouth palely: "... pillow..."

"I won't. I'm going to sit like this. My boss can sit however he wants. You have no say over me."

...Well, at least she had given up on ordering him to have sex now.

-19-

Mr. P rubbed his eyebrows.

He seemed to be about to say something when he turned around just now, but when he saw her like this, he forgot what he was going to say... Let him think about it again... Yes, he was going to say...

"I'm not frigid, Miss M. I like you very much."

Miss M rolled her eyes.

"You're not asexual. But you can still calmly sit one meter away from a girlfriend like this and just chat."

"...In the past ten days, I've complied with your request at least twenty times..."

"That doesn't count. I have amnesia now. I have no recollection of those twenty or so times."

-20-

Mr. P's hands felt itchy and he wanted to pinch her face.

...But with her appearance, let alone pinching her face, I can only stay one meter away.

"You are very attractive to me."

Miss M chuckled, "Why are you still standing one meter away and talking calmly? What nonsense are you talking about?"

"...I just don't want or desire what you requested to happen tonight."

Mr. P continued calmly, “I’m exhausted from working overtime.”

Ms. M: "You used to pack your bags and go rock climbing after working overtime."

Tired as hell.

"...That's not the point. The point is..."

The passionate screams in the short movie became louder.

Mr. P sighed softly.

-twenty one-

"For you, the point of this kind of thing is excitement, pleasure, and relaxation from boredom. For me... I do this kind of thing simply because I like you and want to make you happy."

"Your focus tonight is completely off me. So I refuse to obey your orders. Watch some TV... calm down... then get dressed and go to bed..."

……ha?

Miss M was very confused: "I asked you to have sex with me, not to ask anyone else to have sex with me! The focus is of course on you. How can I have sex without you? "

"You didn't understand what I meant. I meant that the 'I' you were referring to could be replaced by any man with a function..."

“Why should I pay attention to that disgusting garbage??”

-twenty two-

Miss M was extremely impatient.

The video playing on TV is too loud - a damn short movie -

She stood up suddenly, walked over, and snatched the remote control from his hand viciously.

The remote control slammed against the TV screen, and both lights flashed before returning to darkness and silence.

-twenty three-

She had just swung the remote like a knife.

...If she could, she might really be so angry that she would throw a knife.

"I invited you because you are my boyfriend, my subordinate, my dog—"

Miss M put her hands around his throat and bent her legs to press against his knees.

"You said you liked me. So you have to bear my emotions, my needs, and all my orders. It has to be you, only you—don't mention those messed-up male creatures to me. I'm talking to you here, I'm asking you, I want to have you—I want you, and I don't want to hear any rejection!"

-twenty four-

After a long while, she finally let go of his hand and allowed him to breathe.

Mr. P said nothing and did not move from his armchair.

He just tilted his head and coughed softly.

The moonlight outside the window had shifted, and the living room was plunged into darkness. The smashed TV and remote control lay on the floor.

Combined with his gentle cough, the scene was even a little dark.

But the presence of someone kneeling naked on an armchair is very beautiful.

Although her eyes flashed with madness, cruelty and bloodiness.

-25-

"...So, you're saying that the focus is on me, not the matter itself..."

"Shut up."

Miss M growled softly, "I don't want to hear any more—"

Damn calm, damn indifference, damn indifference——

She reached up again, but her wrist was caught.

Hold on tight, tight.

"I see."

Mr. P turned around again, and in the darkness and under her gaze, he directly ripped off his tie.

-26-

"You asked for ten movies, didn't you?"

The tie bound her wrists and fingers pinched her cheeks.

"I will obey your command."!