-1-

Miss M hates men.

And because she is a straight woman, she simply hates love.

But Miss M's attitude towards these things she hates is very psychotic.

For example, if a normal person hates rainy days, he would stay indoors and not go out, right?

Miss M doesn't.

She never avoids what she hates——

If she hates rainy days, she will rush into the rainstorm, shouting and laughing, and then after laughing, she will raise her knife and tear the rainy sky apart.

...is a mental illness.

-2-

The same applies to "men" and "love".

No matter how much they hate being in love, they will still go to all kinds of popular places with many couples to check in and take photos, and embarrass the store clerks by asking, "Why can't single customers buy two heart-shaped marshmallows?"

No matter how much you hate a man, you will still run to the nightclub in a miniskirt and a small suspender to dance, stand under the most conspicuous lights and dance the hottest disco, dancing your body curves without a care in the world, and immerse yourself in the world of music and dance.

The former can be solved with a small P. If the clerk insists on not selling her the couple's limited edition marshmallows, she can pull her subordinates over and claim that this is her boyfriend.

In those places where "it would be a shame if you didn't take a photo together", you can also pull your subordinates over to serve as a background board with blonde hair and blue eyes to set off your own.

-3-

Mr. P was dragged by Ms. M to Disneyland to take photos many times, simply because his boss thought:

"Little P's blonde hair complements my bag today, and this scene is more suitable for a half-carried pose. Selfies alone don't look good... Well, don't worry, I'll photoshop your face with Mickey Mouse later."

Mr. P, who was used as a photo-taking tool: “…”

"Everything else is fine, Ms. M. But when you photoshop me out, could you please replace the Mickey Mouse image with Donald Duck?"

"Why are you getting so many opinions, Little P? You're clearly more suited to the role of Mickey Mouse, that incredibly fake, glorious and righteous character. Hold me tight, come on, hold the selfie stick steady."

"I just think Donald Duck's girlfriend is more suitable for you... *camera sound* Daisy the duck also likes pink the best."

"...Are you implying that your boss is a duck?"

-4-

The photo attempt was unsuccessful; the selfie stick broke when its owner was attacked.

But the blood-spattered flower arcade was still very romantic. Miss M picked up her mobile phone and happily took more than a dozen individual photos of her subordinates.

She was even in a good mood and posted this photo on the public communication channel, with the caption "Subordinates really die the most beautifully!"

All the colleagues who saw this update thought: It’s a murder scene.

But the colleagues who replied to this post all lined up like: [It’s really beautiful, M has good taste, M is awesome].

-5-

……cough.

Let’s get back to the topic.

Although there are occasional (a few) waves, Xiao P can indeed provide Miss M with a "boyfriend background" at many popular check-in spots full of couples. Sometimes the two of them can even dodge the real couples next to them...

This more or less curbed Miss M's crazy attacks on "hate for love".

After all, she has Xiao P to chat with, and she has no interest in bothering others.

-6-

But the latter - hating the opposite sex but going to a nightclub full of hormones - is completely different.

Oh, of course this doesn't mean that nightclubs are bad, that nightclubs are definitely related to the opposite sex, that nightclubs are all about promiscuity and relationships between men and women, and other stereotypes.

There are many single undead souls like Miss M who love dancing. They can vent stress, find vitality, and immerse themselves in extremely loud music, which can always make people forget their troubles, not to mention a career like system employee that seems to have no end in sight.

Besides, well, the dead are infertile, so if you feel like it, you can have sex without worrying about getting sick or causing a loss of life. You are free.

Therefore, the subsystem even encourages the operation of a series of bars, nightclubs and other places. There are more bars and nightclubs in the system world than convenience stores - they can make a lot of money, relieve employees' stress and stabilize their work mood, making a lot of money.

...Of course, this excessive freedom to do whatever you want without any worries is only limited to "after death". Living humans still need to be careful.

To sum up, going to nightclubs is a daily pastime for most employees and there is nothing wrong with it.

There's nothing wrong with going to a nightclub and messing around with a strange undead being you like.

But the problem is, Miss M is too spicy.

-7-

And she refuses to mess around with men, she just wants to kill them.

The kind that goes in with a white knife and comes out with a red knife.

-8-

Possessing a ceiling-level combat power and possessing a mental illness that ordinary people cannot understand, Miss M never needs to consider the real human worry of "girls need to better protect themselves in a chaotic society" -

Miss M is invincible like this.

So she would wear the shortest skirt and the shortest suspenders, go to the most chaotic nightclub to dance under the brightest lights, and show off her newly done nails and newly bought pearlescent eyeshadow to everyone.

Do whatever you want, pursue fun and please yourself.

But the problem is that in nightclubs, the opposite sex who are intoxicated by alcohol and music will not pay any attention to her nails or eye shadow.

They would only look at her short suspenders and skirt.

-9-

Miss M is a very beautiful girl. She looks like a classical doll without makeup, but a sexy devil with makeup on.

Her wardrobe is all-encompassing, from JK to lolita skirts to hot girl suspenders, all kinds of styles and combinations are available.

This psychopath comes to work today wearing an ankle-length lolita skirt, tomorrow she could change into a JK outfit, and the day after tomorrow she might change into a leather collar and a small leather skirt.

Miss M never follows a style when it comes to clothes. She wears whatever is fun and interesting, and changes clothes according to her mood. Once, she even went to work wearing an Ultraman Tiga suit.

Mr. P, seeing Ultraman Tiga making a heart shape with his hands, said, "...How exactly are you going to spend my paycheck? You said 'buy a set of clothes', not 'buy a suit', right?"

-10-

But Mr. P never had a say in his boss's clothing style, even though almost all of his boss's clothes were bought with his card.

If you ask him to comment on Miss M's wardrobe, it would be "the long ones are very long, and the short ones are very short. You must be discriminating against ordinary cropped pants."

"A lovely lady should wear a skirt! And I have hot pants!"

"Oh, sorry. I thought that piece of fabric was a pocket rag."

"*Sword drawing sound*"

"Very cute, Miss M. Pair it with this tank top and this T-shirt chain."

-11-

…Mr. P never had a voice, but he didn’t really want one.

Apart from wearing clothes that are too out of season and out of spirit - miniskirts in winter and windbreakers in summer - Mr. P rarely interferes with his boss's attire.

Every time Miss M changes her clothes to go to a nightclub, he will help her match a bag to match her skirt.

As they were in a superior-subordinate relationship, it was impossible for him to interfere with what his boss wore when dancing in a nightclub, nor did he really want to interfere.

Although he was no longer dragged to nightclubs by his boss in recent years, in the past, every time after accompanying Miss M to a nightclub, Mr. P would consciously wait outside the dance floor, order a fruit plate, and peel and eat it silently.

Miss M's solo dance is very special. She just jumps around randomly for fun, without any rules or techniques.

But Mr. P always thinks it is beautiful and the dancing is great. If the fruit is not tasty, he will just appreciate his boss's dance. Anyway, he will not pay attention to the things that normal opposite sexes pay attention to.

...It flashed by and was blurry. What was there to see? He had seen it many times before.

He knew her, and if he kept his eyes on her, it would only make her feel annoyed.

In such situations, the boss just wants to dance and have fun, so qualified subordinates will just appreciate the dance.

Mr. P would prepare a coat in advance and help his sweaty boss put it on after she finished dancing, so that the clothes would be too short to protect her from the cold wind outside the nightclub.

…This is the greatest interference Mr. P has made.

Miss M just wants to wear her favorite clothes and dance happily, and Mr. P just likes to peel fruit plates outside the dance floor. Both of them have reached a tacit understanding and are very satisfied.

-12-

The poor undead who just came to chat up Miss M were not satisfied.

The beautiful girl displayed herself so hotly under the dazzling lights, with a strangely obedient look in her eyes. Occasionally, when she turned in circles, she would smile sweetly in an unknown direction outside the dance floor.

Almost no one can control themselves, especially male brains that are easily overwhelmed by passion and intoxicated by alcohol and music.

Of course, that's their perspective.

So of course, that’s a sweet “giggle” for them too.

Mr. P, who was far away, would immediately sense the murderous intent of his boss, and would vigilantly put down the purple grapes he had just been obsessed with, turn his gaze back to his boss and raise his hands to applaud in praise.

But the men nearby couldn't sense it. They would just think, "She's so pure, lustful and silly," and then walk over to chat her up.

-13-

What's pure desire? What's stupid? That's a mental illness.

If Miss M wasn't so mentally ill, she would definitely be more popular than Miss U, the famous sea queen in the Love Maintenance Department.

Far more people will approach her at first sight than Miss U. Compared to the "very hot, domineering and charming" type, the "a little sexy and a little cute" type does not feel too distant.

...Most people of the opposite sex prefer those who are deceitful, pure, and hot and sexy at the same time...It's not tiring to put all kinds of antonyms together. There is a reason why antonyms are antonyms.

How can you easily find a beauty who completely fits these antonyms? Even if you find one, those top beauties won't smile at you.

A little self-conscious.

But the lack of self-awareness is probably the nature of the undead that even death cannot change.

-14-

So Miss M kindly helped them change their nature, which even death could not change.

With a second, third, and countless more horrific deaths.

-15-

Mr. P sometimes stops it and sometimes doesn't. It probably depends on whether the fruit in his fruit bowl tastes good or not.

For example, when ABC directly sent out a 4P invitation, Mr. P thought the fruit was very delicious.

-16-

"If you hate men, why do you come to a place like this and dress so revealingly to dance for men... haha..."

——The above sentence comes from the former purchasing manager, now Mr. T.

The last "poof" was Miss M smiling and pushing his head into the ice bucket.

Mr. T was the only colleague who strongly opposed Miss M going to nightclubs, and he was also the only colleague who told Miss M that she was "dressing so revealingly."

...He deserves a beating, in every sense of the word, and not the kind of cute and silly kind.

Miss M could beat hundreds of him with one hand, but once, Mr. T would suddenly jump out during Miss M's happy task and yell, "Don't be afraid, I'm here to protect you" -

Miss M often cut him into pieces as if he were a monster.

-17-

Mr. P never dealt with Mr. T's complaint——

There is no other reason. The dispute between Mr. T and Ms. M started long before he joined the company and ended long before he joined the company.

If Mr. P were asked to make a list of "what Miss M hates most", he would definitely put blood first, love second, and men third.

——Even after 49 years of observation, he still couldn't figure out why these three people were among Miss M's most hated ones.

He could guess some of Miss M's aversion to blood through the details of their daily interactions, but he could not understand Miss M's aversion to men or love through their daily interactions.

Because Miss M always just says "so annoying" in front of little P, but she will still stick to Mr. P very tightly and still say coquettish words like "kiss and hug" all the time.

Mr. P carefully confirmed that any form of intimate contact would not cause her any disgust.

On the contrary, I like it very much.

As the only person of the opposite sex that she would actively approach, he really couldn't figure out why Miss M hated men and love.

He has too little experience, which is more or less troublesome.

-18-

So, unlike Mr. P who only believed that "Miss M hates blood and doesn't kill indiscriminately"...

Almost all of her colleagues don't believe that Miss M hates blood.

But they all knew that Miss M hated men and love, and they also knew why.

It comes from Mr. T.

-19-

In the rumors, private chats, and communication code records of colleagues, the entanglement between the head of the purchasing department and the terrifying head of the maintenance department was a very romantic and sad love story long before Mr. P joined the company.

...Yes, a love story.

The head of purchasing department, no, now it should be called the former head of purchasing department, Mr. T——

Mr. T is generally believed by his colleagues to be the reason why Miss M hates men and love.

Mr. T is also generally believed by his colleagues to be Ms. M's ex-boyfriend.

-20-

Because before Mr. P joined the company, Mr. T was ranked first in the system's employee income ranking.

Before Mr. P joined the company, he was also ranked first in popularity among male colleagues.

Moreover, he has very rich qualifications. According to legend, he is the second veteran employee to join the entire system world after Miss M.

They are both supervisors, veterans, and rich and handsome. Day and night, they keep saying "I miss my former M", "I dated my former M", "my former M was so and so"...

Colleagues used to really like this couple, after all, they had the same "past".

Mr. T also regards himself as Miss M's boyfriend. Once he sees Miss M going crazy, he puts on a boyfriend's attitude and teaches her a lesson, such as "No wearing miniskirts" and "No going to nightclubs to dance."

Miss M who was being dated: “…”

-twenty one-

Miss M: "Who are you?"

-twenty two-

This rhetorical question is similar to what Mr. P asked when he mentioned Miss U several years later.

...But that's not the point. The point is that Mr. T didn't break through the defense like Ms. U did.

As a supervisor-level figure, and as a warrior who could entangle Miss M many times, he said directly and affectionately: "You have lost your memory, but I am actually your boyfriend. We have been together since the creation of the system world..."

Miss M swung the sickle back.

Then she turned and walked away without even looking.

-twenty three-

Miss M doesn't like talking to a talking human-shaped greasy wrapper.

Moreover, even if this thing was killed, it would not look good or beautiful, and it had no value at all. If it was not always jumping around in front of her, she would even be too bored to swing the knife.

-twenty four-

Who has been with him since the creation of the world? Did that greasy garbage think he was Adam after watching too much of the Garden of Eden?

Although her memory was indeed very vague due to her long life as a ghost, Miss M was very sure that she had never interacted with such a thing -

Even if it was me a thousand years, ten thousand years, or the previous life before that, I wouldn't be so blind.

"past"?

Stop joking.

No matter what happens in the future, a guy who is not interesting enough will never make her stay for even a second.

-25-

But Mr. T persevered. He seemed to be particularly determined that he was Miss M's boyfriend and that they had a touching and extraordinary love story. So no matter how many times Miss M attacked him, he would crawl back and say with a look of grief, "Why are you so crazy now, M? You used to be so gentle."

Miss M punched him and broke his nose.

She was very annoyed by the entanglement. During that period, she would draw her sword whenever she saw his face. Moreover, all her killings at that time became expressionless, and her irritation was visible to the naked eye.

Because she really didn't want to kill Mr. T. In her eyes, Mr. T was a greasy wrapping paper labeled "boring" and "boring" from head to toe.

Miss M didn't want to touch the greasy wrapping paper with her knife at all. She felt sick just by looking at his face. Killing him would not bring any joy at all. It would be more like repetitive work.

This is too much for a madman who advocates fun.

-26-

Moreover, even if it is a tiny flea that always jumps out when you are dancing happily and says "Don't degenerate like this", it will still make you very unhappy.

Mr. T is really too confident. He doesn't need any self-awareness. After all, his conditions are indeed among the best in the system world.

At that time, Miss M was so poor that she could only sleep in the office, but he was number one on the income list.

At that time, Miss M was so poor that she could only wear employee uniform to work seven days a week. However, he drove a different luxury car to her every day, holding roses and asked her if she wanted him to pick her up from get off work.

At that time, Miss M was so poor that she could not even afford to eat. She could only fill her stomach with hand-rolled noodles from the supermarket soaked in boiled water. However, he privately sent her a bunch of photos of high-end French food and said that he would come to his dormitory to enjoy a candlelight dinner.

At that time, Ms. M became increasingly irritable, and the number of complaints she received became increasingly complex, almost overwhelming, and the complaints from customers were endless...

Mr. T said that as long as she nodded, he would personally use his reputation and connections to apologize to those customers, ask them to forgive her, and withdraw some of their complaints.

-27-

Miss M couldn't stand it any longer.

One day, she exploded.

Violating several employee regulations and ignoring the screaming warnings of the main system, Ms. M grabbed Mr. T and took him directly to do the horror repair.

-28-

In a high-level horror world, the head of the purchasing department was abducted and hung on the top of a building, and witnessed an extremely bloody maintenance.

After everything was over, Miss M turned her head and slowly grinned at him.

"How about this? Do you still want to fall in love?"

——Mr. T did not answer. He had already choked on his own vomit.

-29-

That is something that ordinary people cannot face, the Asura Hell.

The dead will tremble, and even the death will be afraid.

That's Miss [M].

...After that incident, the head of the purchasing department applied for a long-term transfer outside the department. Even if he came back to reorganize, he would never stay in the system world for a full two weeks.

As a result, the entire purchasing department has to travel all year round.

…This scandal and legend gradually settled among the colleagues, and a long, long time later…

Mr. P joined the company.

-30-

On the day Mr. P started working, Ms. M received an email from the purchasing department at night.

The letter began with the sentence "Have you decided to become normal again?", and the handwriting in the letter was excited and chaotic.

Miss M was too lazy to read it carefully and skipped to the end to check whether it was official business with the official seal.

"It's okay, I'll forgive you. I don't care about that newbie. ...But you must not do this. This is my bottom line."

Ms. M: “…”

It's pure idiocy.

-31-

She crumpled it up and threw it into the trash can.

Who wants to do it with a dirty, smelly and self-conscious man? You must be an idiot.

Besides, who is interested in the bottom line of a dirty, smelly and unconscious man?