Title: Did My Resentful Boss Cause Trouble Today?

Author: Yan Wu

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Mr. P is a good employee.

Miss M is a bad boss.

So she said to him every day for ten years:

"Xiao P, nail polish, do my manicure."

"Xiao P, high heels, help me match them."

"Xiao P, payroll card, buy me a bag."

Later she simplified it to:

"Xiao P, hand."

"Xiao P, shoes."

"Xiao P, bag."

Mr. P thought she was training the dog.

But he had no evidence, so he had to obey.

Besides...

"Ms. M, please get off my knees."

"Hehehe, no, unless you give me a kiss."

"Let me refuse."

"Hey, then, Xiao P, do you prefer French kisses or formalin?"

...Besides, he had never seen such a psychopath train a dog.

"No, Miss M."

The good employee spoke softly to his bad boss, using the same gentle, harmless tone he had used hundreds of times before:

"I'd rather be submerged in formalin than touch your lips."

Note:

1. The heroine has some mental problems, please do not substitute reality for her.

2. The male protagonist is not really normal, but generally speaking he is a good person (probably

3. The strange love story of two crazy people is a bit everyday and light-hearted. Apart from the protagonist's mental state, it is absolutely sweet and can be eaten with peace of mind.

4. This is a pseudo-horror film that is not scary at all. It is definitely not scary at all!! The faint of heart can watch it without worry!!

5. For the specific settings, please see the prologue "System Repair AU" in the column ~ Please don't be careless and save it! !

Content tags: Undead alien legends

Search keywords: Main character: P,M ┃ Supporting character: ┃ Others:

One sentence introduction: I really want to take a vacation

Theme: Life itself is a splendid miracle.