Alternative Title: 修真界只有我一個土著嗎
Author: 九沓
Status: Completed
Added: 7 minutes ago
Updated: 7 minutes ago
Shi Liuying feels that this world must be seriously ill.
The stunningly beautiful Senior Sister Rong Yan, despite her clear disgust, allows her clingy Junior Brothers to swarm around her.
The powerhouse Senior Brother Jun Lintian has sunken eye sockets, as if he could drop dead at any moment, yet he still laughs maniacally on the arena stage: "You蝼蚁 (ants)! How dare you compete with me?"
The soft and cute Junior Sister Su Wan turns sweet automatically upon seeing the Master, but mutters blankly behind their backs: "When will this damn plot end?"
And the new Guest Elder, Zhong Cang, always looks down on her with a gaze used to inspect goods: "Yet another wishful-thinking 'Game Attackers' (guiders)."
Shi Liuying: ? I'm just an ordinary, hardworking cultivator!
She doesn't know that she is the only system jammer in a cultivation world overrun by transmigrators.
Rong Yan, the female lead of an 18+ novel, cannot resist the plot push and can only hide from men's prying eyes by staying by Shi Liuying's side.
Jun Lintian, the 'Dragon傲天' (arrogant heaven) forced by the system to burn his life for cultivation, can only sleep well by getting close to Shi Liuying.
Su Wan, who is fed up with the love-brain script, can get rid of suppression and cultivate freely by sticking to her Senior Sister.
And Zhong Cang, who is tired of countless 'Game Attackers', discovers that as long as he stays by Shi Liuying's side, those insincere women stop appearing.
Thus, Shi Liuying finds these strange big shots constantly appearing randomly around her.
Zhong Cang brings heavenly treasures to act as her bodyguard.
Rong Yan shares her cave dwelling and feeds her delicious food.
Su Wan turns into a human accessory asking to stick close for cultivation.
Jun Lintian directly collapses in her courtyard: "Junior Sister, don't move. If I lie down here, it's for a lifetime..."
The only ordinary person surrounded by these big shots, Shi Liuying: "??? I just want to cultivate normally!"
#OnlyIDontKnowTheyAreTransmigrators
#IAmJustAnEmotionlessSignalJammer
#WhyAreTheBigShotsActingLikeThis?
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'Stardew Valley AAA Crops Wholesaler' Request for Reservation
Ka'ias Wintermere, exhausted from working in a big city, recently found pastoral joy in an immersive game called 'Stardew Valley'.
The work here is simple and healing. When physical strength is low, eating anything restores infinite energy. The people here are even more simple and enthusiastic: the plant-woman insisted on stuffing him with many seeds, the penguin-like guy praised the crystals he dug up as first-class...
Especially that green-haired friend is the kindest. Not only does he not ask for things, but he always gives him gifts. That black, rare item sold for 100,000 gold coins just by placing it in the box at the entrance!
Even the man in the black mask, commissioning him to find a distinctive purple pair of underwear, gave him a large sum of money as thanks.
Wintermere sighed sincerely: "What a simple and honest Gotham town!"
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However, in the eyes of Batman and the Robins, the matter is completely different. This new farmer is a dangerous element without a doubt.
He can recover his physical strength instantly, suspected of carrying new stimulants.
He frequently trades with villains like Poison Ivy and Penguin, making it highly likely he is part of a gang organization.
The most terrifying thing is that he actually accepted the miniature bombs given by the Joker!
What is even more shocking is that he stole the Black Mask's intimate underwear through unknown methods, using it for blackmail and swallowing half of his commercial empire through dirty dealings.
Now, this terrorist has started selling the "Finding Underwear" service to Red Hood!
The Robins stood ready for battle: "It's over. The demon child has descended upon the world."
Meanwhile, Wintermere, completely ignorant of this, holds the Batarang he dug out of the mine, looking ready to try it on the river surface: "Should this thing... also work for fishing?"
Content Tags: Xianxia Cultivation, System, Transmigration, Comedy, Satire, Anti-Trope, Pet of the Group
Shi Liuying, Shi Liuying's Men
One-sentence Synopsis: A native of the cultivation world, but the entire sect has transmigrated.
Theme: Cultivate hard, improve every day.