Is This Exile or a Vacation?

Alternative Title: 你這哪是流放,分明是旅游

Author: 陳魚雁

Status: Completed

Added: 2025-09-30

Updated: 2025-09-30

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AdventureComedyFamilyFor FemaleHistoricalSlice of Life

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[Exile + Farming + Space + System + Reclamation + No CP] Upon crossing over, Chen Xue faces immediate exile. Luckily, she possesses a space ability. Raid the house? Let them raid air instead. Chen Xue empties the Chen Manor completely—from the floors to the bed curtains, even the garden and lake vanish. She even takes thousands of jin of food hidden by enemies for framing.

When the enemies arrive to confiscate the property, they’re stunned: "Where are the things? Those thousands of jin of supplies I secretly planted?" The officials report: "Lord, apart from rat droppings, the Chen family has nothing." Colleagues remark: "Minister Chen is too honest; there’s not a single grain, and the family sleeps on bare planks." Chen Xue declares: "We’re truly poor—no rice in the jars, starving with no food." Thus, the world believes Minister Chen of the capital is destitute and penniless.

Father Chen protests: "Who dares say my family is poor? I’ll fight them!" Mother Chen adds: "Our daughter said it." Father Chen coughs: "Well, that’s acceptable." Chen Xue complains exile is harsh—exposed to wind, sun, rain, lacking food… Prisoners and guards retort: "Scram! We’re the ones exiled; you’re practically on vacation."

In the exile procession, the Chen family lounges in carriages—sipping tea, snacking on preserved fruits, playing chess. In leisure, they farm in their space or trade snacks like spicy strips from the system, living in utter bliss.