Chapter 353 Five Seconds of Welfare

Zeng Wenjie bought several large bags of fireworks and firecrackers, and then asked his father and mother to do the hard labor and help carry them back.

Zeng Xiangdong couldn't help but laugh and asked, "Are you still young? You like setting off firecrackers so much!"

Mu Qingyang's face turned red, and he felt a little embarrassed.

"Yes, I just like setting off firecrackers! Setting off firecrackers is so fun and lively!" Zeng Wenjie said righteously.

Zeng Xiangdong complained a few words, but still carried two large bags of fireworks.

When we returned to the old street, grandma saw that we had bought so many firecrackers and frowned, asking why we bought so many.

Zeng Wenjie stepped forward and said, "I want to release it!"

Grandma shook her head helplessly and said, "I really don't understand why you like setting off firecrackers so much. Have you forgotten that you were blown up by the firecrackers?"

Mu Qingyang couldn't help but be curious and asked, "Has he been bombed?"

"When I was a kid, I went to set off firecrackers with Niu Bai and the other two. They were trying to blow up cow dung, but we got our faces covered with it and we ran back crying!" Grandma said unhappily.

"..." Zeng Wenjie rolled his eyes. Could you please not talk about this in front of his girlfriend? It's really heartbreaking.

Mu Qingyang found it difficult to hold back his laughter, covering his mouth with his hands. He asked, "Why do you want to blow up cow dung?"

"It's a pile of cow dung as big as it is. You stick a firecracker in it and it explodes all over the sky. Wouldn't that be cool?" Zeng Wenjie said proudly.

"It would be fine if he just blew up cow dung, but he even blew up other people's ducks and fish. Your grandfather would be so mad at him that he would die." Grandma continued.

Zeng Wenjie grinned. There were some little things that he could hardly remember, but his grandmother remembered them very clearly.

He did not feel embarrassed about the embarrassing thing being exposed, but instead felt very warm.

Grandpa sneered and said, "The most infuriating thing is that you took my teacup and blew it up!"

Mu Qingyang understood. No wonder his family was so angry and resentful about Zeng Wenjie buying firecrackers!

It turns out that he did so many fucked up things...

But it looks like fun!

Moreover, today's fireworks and firecrackers were all what she wanted to buy, but Zeng Wenjie took the blame for her, which made her feel a little guilty.

"Okay, okay, I will definitely not do these stupid things again, don't worry." Zeng Wenjie waved his hand.

Then, he asked Mu Qingyang to go into the room with him to play the Subor game console, which was strictly speaking called the Subor learning machine.

A game console disguised as a learning machine.

Mu Qingyang picked out the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles card and inserted it, saying, "I want to play the boss!"

"Bullshit, I'm playing boss!"

"No, I want to play the boss!"

Hearing the two people arguing in the room about choosing a person, Grandpa pushed open the door and roared, "What's wrong with you letting her play the boss?!"

Zeng Wenjie's body froze. He raised his hand to Mu Qingyang and said, "Okay, okay, I'll play with the nunchakus, and you play the boss."

What was the boss's name?

Donatello or Leonardo da Vinci?

"Usually I let her choose the boss. What qualifications do you have to choose the boss?" Grandpa added angrily and closed the door.

"..." Zeng Wenjie was really speechless.

Mu Qingyang stuck out his tongue and chose Westbrook with two knives. Then, Zeng Wenjie chose Westbrook with nunchakus.

Mu Qingyang's gaming skills have improved, his combos and positioning can be described as excellent, but Zeng Wenjie is having trouble keeping up with the pace.

"Okay, you've made progress!" Zeng Wenjie exclaimed.

"Hurry, hurry, the old ghost is about to die, come with me to beat it." Mu Qingyang said.

Well, I even learned some of the dialect. The word "Laogui" is the local language, meaning BOSS.

With their concerted efforts, they cleared the level. Mu Qingyang couldn't help but let out a long sigh and said, "Finally, I cleared the level. Phew, I never passed a level when I played with grandpa."

Zeng Wenjie smiled and said, "You're quite impressive. You've made him willing to play games with you! What's more, you even taught him how to play Go online."

Mu Qingyang said, "He's addicted to chess. My network card's data is not enough for him."

Zeng Wenjie listened and there was no movement outside. He guessed that everyone in the family was asleep.

So, he quietly locked the door.

Mu Qingyang couldn't help but want to laugh when he saw his thief-like movements, and then he looked at him expectantly.

Zeng Wenjie held Mu Qingyang and made her sit on his lap. He gently lifted her hair and bit her without any hesitation.

Mu Qingyang probably missed her boyfriend a little. She closed her eyes and lowered her head slightly to respond. She felt as if her whole body was getting hot, and a flame surged from her heart and spread throughout her body.

She didn't even notice the hem of her shirt being pulled out from inside her jeans until she felt a thief's hand moving up her abdomen. Only then did she open her eyes slightly and glance at the guy in front of her.

However, seeing that the other party had his eyes closed and looked very intoxicated, he just let it go.

Then, the hand touched the test stone hanging in her arms, and first examined it very seriously, and then shifted its target to the key point.

"Why do I feel like you've gained weight?" Zeng Wenjie asked with a smile, lying on his side on the bed, looking at Mu Qingyang who was also lying on his side in front of him.

"It seems like there is a little bit." Mu Qingyang said embarrassedly.

The food grandma cooks is so delicious. Besides, there is a kind of hunger that comes from grandma thinking you are hungry.

So, she experienced an epic feeding experience, with an excess of calories every day, and she did gain some weight.

In the morning, she would have a bowl of rice noodles or sweet wine dumplings, and she would add three or four eggs; at noon, she would have a casual meal, such as fried rice with eggs, spicy dry pot dishes, or go to the homes of fellow villagers to have a pig-killing meal; in the evening, she would have a feast of fish and meat, as well as a variety of soups.

Even mothers who have just given birth may not eat as well as she does during her confinement period.

Mu Qingyang smiled happily and said, "But it doesn't matter, I lose weight quickly!"

She asked a little guiltily: "Do you dislike me for being fat?"

"How can I dislike this?" Zeng Wenjie glanced at her chest and said lazily.

Women cannot be too thin. After all, the main component here is fat. Women who are too thin are often not good for A.

Mu Qingyang has a relatively good physique and likes to exercise, so there are few people who can fight with him.

"Bah!" Mu Qingyang said unhappily.

"It smells nice." Zeng Wenjie put his left hand under his nose and laughed strangely.

Mu Qingyang couldn't help but raise his foot to kick him.

Zeng Wenjie grabbed it and asked, "Why are you rewarding me for no apparent reason?"

Mu Qingyang pulled back her feet in indignation and turned over with a red face.

Zeng Wenjie hugged her from behind and said, "I don't know whether you miss me or not, but I think I miss you a little."

"I thought so too." Mu Qingyang said softly.

Feeling Zeng Wenjie's hands climbing up again, Mu Qingyang couldn't help but secretly elbow him.

"Man! Why are you elbowing me?" Zeng Wenjie said unhappily.

Mu Qingyang held his hands and said nothing.

Zeng Wenjie said, "And you even lied to me, saying you were coming to see me in my dad's car. But you were having so much fun that you forgot about me, your boyfriend!"

Mu Qingyang couldn't help but smile secretly.

"Still laughing?!" Zeng Wenjie asked fiercely.

"Then... I'll give you five seconds..." Mu Qingyang said a little ashamedly, grabbing the pillow to cover his face.

Zeng Wenjie hadn't figured out what five seconds meant when he heard her counting: "Five... four..."

Then, he reacted and cherished the remaining three seconds.

There are still great benefits to confirming the relationship. At least, Mu Qingyang will not feel panic or resistance in the interactions that should exist between couples.

Even some small benefits will be given.

Zeng Wenjie even wanted to let her stay in his room, but thinking of Jiu Ye's sandbag-sized fist, he let her go back to her room to sleep at around twelve o'clock.

"Nine Master and I are sworn enemies! When I achieve my ultimate power, I will kill him!"

Zeng Wenjie was lying on the bed, and this time, he really wanted to become Chen Jinnan.

The next day he woke up very early and could only vent his endless anger on his abdominal muscles and quadriceps, doing ten sets of hanging leg raises and ten sets of weighted squats.

Mu Qingyang was wearing a very cute cotton pajamas. He squatted in front of the gutter at the door with a small water bucket and brushed his teeth. While brushing, he saw Zeng Wenjie sweating profusely while holding a bucket.

When Zeng Wenjie went to the backyard to hang out his underwear, he saw a pair of pink panties dripping there.

He hung his underwear directly on the side, and it dripped with water along with the underwear next to him...

Then, he called Mu Qingyang and said, "Go change your clothes. I'll help you choose."

"Ah... this is good!" Mu Qingyang looked at his clothes and said with his head tilted.

"Change into a new set and listen to me!" Zeng Wenjie sighed.

How can you dress so poorly for your birthday?

She has to be as noble and elegant as she was that time when we went to the hot springs!

It also has to be paired with white silk.

Hehe...white silk...

(End of this chapter)