It's Fluffy, So It's Reasonable

As brainless plot-derived small worlds gradually multiplied, higher-dimensional viewers grew dissatisfied and critical:

"How can such a terrible personality be liked?"

"Spee...

Bunny Adventure

Bunny Adventure

Although she took the initiative to get close to Meng Yu that day, Tutu still yearns for freedom in her nature.

The dormitory area is neither big nor small, but he has already gotten familiar with it and is really curious about the world behind the door.

This is also a habit developed in the Meng family.

At that time, the whole family thought that the little rabbit would be a member of the family in the future, so they must familiarize the rabbit with the new environment as soon as possible. All the doors were open during the day to allow the little rabbit to freely explore and get familiar with the new home.

It is worth mentioning that human residences are actually very consistent with the preferences of domestic rabbits.

Domestic rabbits were domesticated from snow rabbits, and have retained their ancestors' instinct to dig holes.

In the wild, the rabbit holes of snow rabbits are ingeniously designed.

The huge underground cave is divided into different functional areas according to their uses, including nurseries, rest rooms, etc. Each area is connected by small passages, and there are stay points for two rabbits to travel in a staggered manner, with a clear order.

In Tutu’s heart, such a nest is the most beautiful and comfortable home.

The four bedrooms and two living rooms have distinct functions for humans, and each small room has a small door that can be opened and closed flexibly to protect privacy. It is really cool for rabbits! !

When will it have a home like this?

After getting familiar with the environment at Meng's house, this thought often popped up in Tutu's mind.

Now that it has arrived at a new human residence, it naturally continues its previous curiosity and, with some kind of pilgrimage idea, is eager to explore the world outside the door.

Although I was frightened by the series of identical room structures before...

But since the two-legged creatures do this, there must be a reason for it. Let them observe it for a while!

Unfortunately, humans don’t understand.

Specifically, when they see the rabbit squatting and wandering at the door, they will be extra careful and pay attention to whether the doors and windows are closed tightly. When getting water, they will trick the rabbit into the cage and then quickly go out, for fear that it will run away again.

However, there is always a loophole in a perfect plan, and human's defenses cannot suppress a rabbit that yearns for freedom.

For example, today——

"Go, get back to the cage."

The rabbit looked at the water cup in the human's hand, then looked at his action of holding the hay to signal him to go into the cage, and vaguely understood something.

It moved its nose.

There was a certain light flickering in those crimson eyes.

This trick can fool Rabbit once, twice...

But you can’t keep lying!

It's not stupid!

Meng Yu watched the white ball jump into the cage to eat as usual, and turned away without any precautions. He had no idea that the rabbit that had just jumped into the cage saw him turn around, immediately jumped back to the ground, and followed him out the door step by step.

Click.

The door was closed and someone went to get water.

And the rabbit below escaped from prison again.

The narrator said leisurely:

"The secrets of the dormitory have been explored. Now he is facing a more serious challenge."

"——That is to escape from this strange and mysterious dormitory building and head to the next mission location."

"The corridor is full of monsters' eyes. He knows it, but he has no choice but to try to escape."

"He can never keep relying on these monsters."

[(Shocking sound) Rabbit has escaped from prison again! ! ]

[Oh, this narration, so it’s going to be a battle royale next! ]

[Wow, but didn’t my brother say there was a cat on the second floor? There might be other animals in other buildings. Wouldn’t it be dangerous for Rabbit to go down there?]

[Yes, even if it really escaped from prison, how can a rabbit live outside? Brother, come and catch the rabbit! ! ]

[These students are all familiar with Tutu, so they will help bring her back when they see her. Should that be okay?]

The rabbit doesn't know these complicated things, it just instinctively wants to explore a larger space.

After being frightened last time, it learned its lesson this time and decided not to enter rooms that looked exactly the same.

It jumped casually in the corridor, turned around and saw a staircase extending downwards. It was curious about something it had never seen before, so it walked down tentatively.

Click.

Click.

Jump down step by step.

The repetitive stairs confused the rabbit. After going down a few steps, the stupid rabbit stood there in a daze, not knowing where he was going.

It keeps falling, as if it's going underground...?

But why doesn’t it feel wet?

And what about the soil? Why is there no soil?

The rabbit's instinct told it to subconsciously dig the steps with its claws, trying to find a way out, but the big whitish rock was too hard for it to dig.

strangeness……

While Tutu was still confused and wondering whether to go back, his ears suddenly stood up.

"Gone again..."

"Whose room is..."

"Please close the door..."

There was a faint sound of commotion coming from the corridor where it was originally located. It seemed that Meng Yu had discovered Tutu's escape and started looking for her.

The footsteps sounded.

Hearing this sound that sounded like being chased, Rabbit became a little nervous for some reason. He no longer thought about turning back and just kept running.

Click.

Click.

The staircase seemed to have no end and kept falling down. Tutu was dizzy from jumping around. Finally, he saw a flat and open place. He subconsciously stopped moving and jumped onto the platform to rest for a while.

Licking its paws and wiping its face, it thought about how far down it was and was deeply shocked.

Bipeds are so good at digging, how can they dig so deep!

No wonder there is no soil, it turns out there is no soil so deep underneath!

I have learned something. I will not dig so deep next time...

"Meow~?"

But at this moment, a cat's meow suddenly came into its relaxed and lowered long ears, interrupting the rabbit's thoughts.

Bunny: Chirp!

It was startled.

Turning around and seeing the guy's features clearly, Bunny pricked up his ears in alertness and ran away without hesitation.

"Meow~"

The cat's instinct to chase prey was aroused, and the cat chased after it.

Narrator:

"He encountered a special monster while fleeing."

"A dark monster emerged from the depths of the corridor, chasing him like prey."

"If I were caught, I would definitely be devoured by it..."

It sounds scary, but the actual scene is like accidentally walking into a children's movie set.

[Hahahaha, the result is two furry creatures chasing each other? ? ]

[Get a small chase battle, unlimited flow standard. 】

[Damn it! Calling a cute black cat a black mud monster is really too much!! Complain!!]

[Hiss, pet cats shouldn't eat rabbits, and they don't seem to be in an attacking state. The cat should be curious about the rabbit, right? ]

[Oh, so it's the stupid Mi-Usagi who can even capture bushi. That makes sense, hahaha.]

But rabbits are afraid of cats!

Come to think of it, Rabbit is actually no longer afraid of bipeds.

After all, every time the bipeds saw it, they would just touch it with their hands and didn't do anything to it.

But the one behind you is different.

Look at those fangs, look at those paw pads, look at those scary facial features, it must be a predator!

DNA moves!

grumble!

There is such a little monster in the two-legged beast’s home!

Run, run, run!!

The rabbit was frightened by the black cat chasing it and started running around in panic.

But in fact, the cat really had no ill intentions. It was just curious about what the ball was and whether it could play with it. When it saw it running away, it meowed and chased it.

The noise of the chase attracted the attention of students on the second floor.

Take a closer look.

Eh? Isn't this the new rabbit raised by the classmate on the fourth floor? How did it escape from prison and get here?

They quickly informed the owner of the news on their mobile phones, and several enthusiastic classmates decided to help first.

First, grab the black cat chasing the rabbit by the scruff of the neck to prevent it from scaring the rabbit, then roll up your sleeves and prepare to catch the rabbit.

Other students on the same floor also watched the fun and opened their doors to try to lure the rabbit in and catch the turtle in the jar.

The intention may be good.

But in Bunny's eyes, the doors on both sides of the corridor that were originally closed suddenly opened at the same time, and several two-legged beasts reached out to it without thinking, as if they had anticipated its arrival. It seemed that it would be dragged into the dark place by countless big hands in the next second...

It's really scary!!

In fear, the rabbit reacted extremely quickly and managed to escape from the encirclement of four two-legged beasts that were reaching out to it at the same time, and continued to rush forward.

“Fuck!”

The two-legged beast let out a cry of surprise as if it had never seen the world before.

It should be lunch time now, and most of the students are preparing to rest, but now they are all full of energy because of this interesting episode.

While trying to stop the rabbit, he kept synchronizing the rabbit's escape progress in the group:

Damn, it’s already reached 218!

218 Brothers, this is not possible. We couldn’t stop it.

Fake move! This guy is really good at fake moves!!

This rabbit might as well go play football, look at the way it moves.

Damn, how did Brother Meng get so much money? His movements are so cool that I can’t stop him!

Stop laughing, stop laughing, it's almost running to the west stairs!

Ouch, this guy went down the stairs!!

Da da da——

Bunny was filled with questions and fears.

It didn't understand why the Twolegs could know its whereabouts as if they had foreseen it, nor did it understand why they were so united and worked together to catch it.

Originally it just wanted to explore the new world, but after being frightened repeatedly, it just ran around aimlessly.

Narrator:

"He could never have imagined that the monster he trusted had such a powerful force that he could mobilize all the monsters in the building to capture him."

"No matter how deep this emotion is, TA feels scared at this moment."

[Damn, bringing in a rabbit would really scare me to death.]

[The rabbit doesn't understand that its behavior is considered a jailbreak in the eyes of humans. It just wants to know what crime it has committed that requires so many people to arrest it ()]

[Luckily, this rabbit has a strong psychological endurance, has trained its courage before, and is familiar with humans, otherwise I would be really afraid that it would be scared to death while running just now. ]

[I love the rabbit, but it was really funny when it just slipped out from between people’s legs. Hahahaha, that boy was stunned! ]

[It's so funny, the bunny is so pitiful, can he really run away? ]

The answer is no.

After going through many trials and tribulations and successfully fooling countless male students, Tutu was captured by the final boss, the dormitory manager, before passing through the turnstile.

It's not that the boys on that floor were incompetent, but they knew it was a pet and didn't dare to grab it too hard. After finally holding it down, the rabbit made a slight cry and they let go immediately for fear that they had used too much force, and the rabbit ran away.

But the dormitory manager was very professional. She knew that rabbits have thick skin and was not afraid of feeling pain, so she was able to catch them accurately every time.

Bunny: Chirp...

At this point, fresh air and freedom are just a few steps away.

On the way back, it didn't move at all, and was a little doubtful about its life as a rabbit.

No way?

Does it have such great energy?

Does it need so many two-legged beasts to guard it?

So what was it originally going to do?

“Thank you, Auntie!”

Meng Yu ran over breathlessly, took the rabbit, and looked down at the guy's confused and innocent face, feeling both amused and angry.

After returning, they made sure that the rabbit was not under stress, and at Zhuang Li's suggestion, they locked up the rabbit for an hour as a punishment.

This is a great torture for the rabbits that are basically free-range after coming to the dormitory.

In just ten minutes, it began to bite the cage, stamp its feet in dissatisfaction, and scratch the cage looking for someone in a wronged manner.

I want to touch it! Touch it!

It was scared.

Why not comfort it?

Calling out to no avail, the two pretended to be deaf, and Tutu could only shrink into the corner like an autist.

The two couldn't bear it, so they let it out half an hour in advance and petted it, which made the little guy perk up again.

Narrator:

"If he escapes and is caught, he will be punished by the monsters."

"Although they will obey him/her in unimportant matters, if he/she insists on leaving, they will show no mercy."

Audience: …

[1. Some placement play? ]

[Quickly comfort it! How could you resist touching it! Cruel man!]

[Well, locking up the rabbit is actually a very normal form of punishment... but it's suddenly funny to use it here hahaha. ]

[Oh, what should I do? Will Rabbit not be able to explore new scenes from now on? 】

There is still a chance.

This time it was really an accident.

The reason was that Meng Yu wanted to distract the rabbit from always wanting to run out the door, so he taught it some small games and played hide-and-seek with it.

It took the silly rabbit a long time to understand the meaning of hide-and-seek, but once he started playing, he became addicted and kept pestering humans to play with him.

Drill into water bottles, school bags, and pockets.

Anyway, it's small and it's not obvious where it's hiding. It's really interesting to see it sticking its head out and watching humans rummaging around.

It's a bit like the awakening of genetic instinct, just like when two rabbits are together, they often play the little game of "you jump at me" with each other. The essence of this is to exercise to prevent hunters.

Effective hiding is also a necessary ability for rabbits.

In short,

Fun!

Love to play!

Until one day, the rabbit quietly hid in a human's black backpack early in the morning.

That gap is tailor-made for rabbits, it's worth drilling!

"Damn, it's too late..."

However, the early-midnight college student had no intention of playing hide-and-seek with the bunny, nor did he notice the subtle little opening on the side of his backpack, he simply picked up his bag and ran.

After running a few steps, he paused. He inexplicably felt that the bag seemed a little strange.

But I checked the rabbit and the bag before washing up, so what could possibly happen?

The urgency of time made him unable to think too much and he rushed out the door.

Ji? ?

The rabbit hiding in the bag was tossed around again and again. The whole rabbit was a little dazed and didn't know what was going on. But because it was timid, it didn't dare to stick its head out and just huddled up into a ball.

Only when it felt that the environment was stable did it jump out through the opening of the backpack.

No one noticed it, everyone was in a hurry.

This is the cafeteria.

This is a completely unfamiliar environment.

Bright and dazzling white light, a mixture of complex smells, and noisy sounds.

Tutu was confused and subconsciously hid under the table.

Its owner quickly finished his breakfast and left with his bag.

The audience suddenly felt something was wrong.

[Oh no, will the rabbit be caught? 】

[This is the cafeteria, run, Bunny! ! ]

[No way. Since the last time it escaped, the rabbit has been wearing a soft collar around its neck. It shouldn't be treated as a meat rabbit.]

[Although, if I end up in the kitchen... I will definitely be traumatized.]

The narrator actually said this:

"He is so well protected that I don't understand how dangerous this copy is to him."

"The cafeteria was filled with people coming and going, and it seemed normal and non-threatening."

"But in the eyes of these seemingly normal people, it is an excellent ingredient."

"What you discover next may be a terrifying experience for a timid person."

[Real ingredients, I guess the kitchen is cooking rabbit meat today. ]

【Oh, it’s over.】

[Can the brother realize that he accidentally brought the rabbit out? Can he? Can he? Come back quickly and take the rabbit away! ]

[We still have to follow the plot...I guess Bunny can't escape this, pat. 】

Although he has the achievement of "running away from four male students at the same time" in the dormitory, Tutu is still afraid of people in unfamiliar environments.

grumble……

Where is this?

So many two-legged beasts!

The little rabbit huddled in the corner, avoiding the students who were eating, and was not discovered at all.

It was not until the peak meal time had passed, when there were fewer people and the lights in the cafeteria were turned off, that Tutu began to tentatively move around in the hall.

But after walking a few steps, it stopped at a loss, not knowing where to go.

It just wants to play a game...

The stupid rabbit couldn't understand why humans get up early. It only knew that Meng Yu used to play games with it after feeding it in the morning, so naturally it hid in the bag today.

It clearly didn’t go out again after being punished last time!

It's obviously very well behaved!

“Patta—Patta—”

Suddenly, a long strip of water-soaked object poked violently under the table.

The bunny that was almost touched was startled and ran away in panic.

But many places were wet, and it didn't want to get itself wet, so it could only run on dry roads.

From behind came the seemingly unwilling cry of the long monster driver:

"Eh Rabbit??"

"Whose rabbit is it??"

The cleaner was confused and bewildered, watching the ball of fur running away from the floor he had mopped, so the direction it was heading seemed to be -

kitchen.

Is it safe? Is it safe?

The rabbit moved its nose and smelled the reassuring scent of green grass. It felt relieved and began to wash its face to relieve stress.

It is now hiding under a vegetable rack.

Just like a rabbit hole in the wild, there must be green grass at the entrance of the hole, which serves as a cover on the one hand and as a food reserve on the other. That’s why humans say “rabbits don’t eat grass near their burrows”.

Uh-huh.

Green and reassuring.

Bunny rubbed his face, curled up into a ball, and began to think about his life.

So, why did it turn out like this?

I can't figure it out.

However, this time he will be taken back by the two-legged beast!

The bunny, who was used to escaping prison, yawned and let his eyelids droop, planning to take a nap now.

However, now is the time for humans to prepare to cook.

People came into the room one after another. Tutu moved his ears and raised his eyelids slightly. He was a little awake, but not on guard.

The bipeds aren’t actually that scary. At least they won’t eat anything they meet… Jike!!

After seeing what happened not far away, Tutu's eyes suddenly widened.

Today, the cafeteria has a dish of stir-fried rabbit meat.

The chefs who were cooking felt a little uncomfortable for some reason, as if they were being stared at by something.

While cutting the rabbit into pieces, they chatted:

"Do you feel a chill on your back?"

"No, what's wrong with you, Lao Zhang? Are you sick?"

"Hiss, no, I just feel like someone is always staring at me."

He was puzzled, but he could only cook as usual.

No one knew that in the vegetable rack in the corner, a rabbit that was almost frightened to death witnessed the whole process.

The flesh and blood of the same kind were stir-fried...

It was sprinkled with strange ingredients...

They tasted it with great care...

Bunny shivered.

Narration summary:

"This is a terrifying scene that he has never seen before. It's like a nightmare."

【Ahhh, Bunny is frightened! 】

[Fuck, if we bring it into context, wouldn't that be a human flesh feast? That would be really horrifying uh ahhh.]

[But, slurp, it does smell really good (sorry for being rude)]

[Hahahaha, for us it is indeed a normal daily routine, but for Bunny it is really scary! ]

[Oh no, will the rabbit be afraid of people because of this? Is the progress bar of the strategy that I pushed forward with great difficulty going to be reset to zero! ]

Not really.

In fact, the stupid rabbits at the bottom of the food chain will not feel anything about the death of non-relative companions.

In the wild, their death is normal. After all, any carnivore can take a bite of them, and they have long been accustomed to it.

Some rabbit owners eat rabbit meat products. Instead of being afraid, the rabbits will be curious and ask - Hey, master, what are you eating? Let me smell it.

As long as there is no malicious intent directed at them individually, rabbits are still quite strong-minded.

Therefore, the rabbit was trembling not because of sympathy for its own kind, but because -

Why do bipeds use all sorts of tricks to mess with corpses? !

So cruel! So scary! So perverted!

The emotions were so intense that it couldn't help but let out a scream.

"grumble!"

Because of this cry, the cafeteria chefs finally noticed the little guy hiding in the corner.

Chefs: …

Hiss, rabbit.

They looked at the shivering rabbit in the corner, and then at the rabbit meat already on the plate. Even though they were knowledgeable, they still felt a little embarrassed.

No wonder I felt weird when I was cutting the meat just now...

Didn't this little guy witness the whole thing?

They can distinguish between meat rabbits and pet rabbits.

The rabbit in the corner was wearing a small collar and didn’t look as delicate as a meat rabbit. It must have been accidentally lost by a student.

This has happened before, but most of the time it was a cat that got lost in the cafeteria (of course it could be intentional), this is the first time I've seen a rabbit...

Someone tried to get closer, but saw the shivering ball of fur in the corner humming and shrinking in place without moving.

Is this... fainted from shock?

They looked at each other, a little embarrassed, and looked at the blood on their gloves, clapping their hands as if they had just realized something:

"Um, what kind of meat was that just now?"

"It seems to be rabbit meat..."

"Ah, ah it's rabbit meat!"

"Oh~ No wonder you fainted from shock."

oops.

What should I do?

"Excuse me, but I want to ask if you have ever seen a rabbit?"

While he was struggling with what to do, Meng Yu, who had just checked the surveillance footage, rushed over, looking a little flustered.

He looked around, and when he saw the meat on the plate, the white hair next to it, and the price tag of rabbit meat, he was completely stunned and his head was buzzing.

What kind of meat is this?

Chefs: It’s a long story, young man, let us explain...

This time it's a real adventure.

There are actually very few animals that are as sensitive to the corpses of their companions as ravens are. They are only relatively smart animals. I don't have the heart to scare the rabbit, so I'll stop here. The stupid rabbit won't have any shadow in his heart. ww