As brainless plot-derived small worlds gradually multiplied, higher-dimensional viewers grew dissatisfied and critical:
"How can such a terrible personality be liked?"
"Spee...
Puppy Auction
The person who came was Shao Xian, a famous rich young master in the interstellar world.
His brothers and father were very ambitious, and the family had substantial assets, so they did not ask much of him. As a result, he was raised to be arrogant and conceited, and he firmly believed that there was nothing that could not be solved with money.
The other young talents were more or less courteous to him, but Lu Yuan was the only one who didn't tolerate his bad temper. He didn't treat him well at several gatherings, as if the young master was holding a grudge against him. Every time Lu Yuan came back, he would come over and say something naughty.
Lu Yuan just has a cold face now, which is the result of restraint.
Seeing that Shao Xian seemed to be eyeing the little guy he brought back, the colonel ruthlessly drove him away: "Get out of here, don't let me warn you again."
"Hey...are you serious?!"
The young master was approaching recklessly with his chin raised, but was stopped by a leap of lightning and panicked: "You almost touched my hair!"
Lu Yuan said calmly: "It is indeed a little worse, it won't be worse next time."
Shao Xian was shocked: "No way? Are you really going to fall out with me just for an auction item?!"
Lu Yuan was puzzled: "Wasn't it torn up a long time ago?"
Seeing Shao Xian standing there, Lu Yuan did not try to understand the young master's inner thoughts. He called his sister to take the little golden retriever home and left him behind as if he were air.
“…Damn it!”
The young master didn't come back to his senses until he was pushed by the servant. He shouted angrily in the direction of the Lu family: "He doesn't take me seriously at all! He thinks he is so great!!"
The butler gently advised him: "Master, considering Colonel Lu's age, his current achievements are indeed extraordinary."
"Who told you to praise him!" Shao Xian kicked the butler angrily, "No matter how great his achievements are! I always come to pick him up because I care about Brother Lu's kindness, but he has never been nice to me?!"
housekeeper:……
Butler: "Actually, Master, you could be a little more gentle in your words."
For example, today, why don't you just say that you guessed that Colonel Lu's huge purchase of auction items might have led to insufficient military funds, so he intended to borrow money?
Don't hit a smiling person. Even if there were many misunderstandings before, can't they be alleviated now?
Shao Xian snorted coldly: "Why? I have condescended to come pick him up and I still have to lower my status?!"
housekeeper:……
Okay, let’s continue the misunderstanding.
"Ahhh so angry!"
The young master was so angry that he was spinning in circles. He couldn't help it anymore, so he stepped on his heels and grabbed the butler's tie, demanding, "Hurry up and think of a way to make that guy lose face! I can't stand it! I won't tolerate it anymore!"
"Even if Big Brother Lu came back to life and jumped down from the sky, I wouldn't be able to bear it!"
The butler apologized to Lu Yuan in his heart, and then recalled the subtle expression he had just observed, and said slowly: "The colonel seems to care a lot about the auction item..."
"shake hands!"
The little golden retriever tilted its head and put its paw into the girl's hand, earning her cheers and praise: "Great! The little golden retriever is awesome!"
Lu Qingxuan held the puppy and looked at his brother contentedly: "It's so cute. I regret it. Why don't we send Xiao Jin to the research institute? We can just keep it as a pet!"
Lu Yuan clicked on the virtual screen to check the recent news. Hearing this, he didn't even raise his head and said, "Then you pay for the research institute to buy it."
Even as a colonel, it was impossible for Lu Yuan to come up with so much money at once.
But he also had another identity inherited from his older brother, which allowed him to use a large amount of money to photograph this strange species.
"Ah..." Lu Qingxuan muttered with a bitter face, "How can I have so much money?"
Lu Yuan: "Then be kind and don't have any inappropriate thoughts."
Lu Qingxuan responded muffledly, and the puppy, sensing the girl's bad mood, took the initiative to crawl into her arms, humming and licking her face.
She was amused and pinched the little guy's face, rubbing it up and down.
She lifted the flesh on the puppy's cheek, and half of its pink tongue stuck out. Its bright black eyes were full of admiration, as if the person in front of it was its whole world.
ah!
Lu Qingxuan was hit in the heart by an arrow and fell to the ground.
So cute woooo!
The girl decided that within the limited time, she wanted to let the little guy spend every day happily in the Lu family!
Lu Yuan remained silent, thinking that they couldn't cause any trouble.
A few days later, the colonel regretted his decision.
"…What are you doing?"
Lu Yuan heard the sound of a big and a small boy fighting in the garden. He didn't pay much attention to it at first, until he heard his sister scream, then he rushed to the scene.
Then, two balls of mud were seen rolling on the ground.
Lu Yuan:?
The big one still had a human shape, and could be vaguely seen as a young girl; but the small one was mushed into a ball, and was then held in the arms of the big ball of mud. Its entire body was covered with a layer of yellow mud, and its limbs were curled up. From a distance, it looked like a frozen loaf of bread.
“Hahahaha, it’s itchy…” Seeing his brother coming over, Lu Qingxuan’s eyes lit up and he greeted him enthusiastically, “Second brother, come and play with us!”
The little golden retriever laughed foolishly: "Awooo!"
Lu Yuan took a deep breath, waited for the two to separate, and then hit both sides mercilessly.
Bang!
Boom!
The two silly little animals stopped smiling at the same time and lowered their heads in an unusually synchronized manner, their two pairs of big black and white eyes rolling around.
Lu Yuan thought that this was enough of a lesson, but who would have thought that the two cubs, having released their nature, could never go back and began to destroy the house openly.
First, the domestic robot was used as a mount and suffered a brutal attack;
Then there are all kinds of fragile objects, sacrificed in the fight;
Then came the gradually destroyed sofas and various fabrics.
In just one week, the Lu residence changed drastically.
The audience was stunned.
[Blood pressure, my blood pressure…]
[Damn it! The puppy has to be beaten, Colonel, please do it!!]
[The original work was meant to show off the stupid beauty. Although it makes sense for her to destroy the house after turning into a puppy... but why did I get even angrier (inhaling oxygen)?]
[Because it’s true!! Little golden retrievers are very naughty when they are young!!]
[Damn it, every time you admit your mistakes you pretend to be well behaved! You are a demon!!]
[With a sister always by his side to admit his mistakes, the dog will be more calm (lights a cigarette)]
Why is it so quiet today?
When Lu Yuan got up, his first reaction was that he was not used to it.
Ever since the little golden retriever and his sister hit it off, the two have been making almost non-stop noise in the Lu family residence.
After several days of torture, Lu Yuan had become very alert to such silence.
He pushed open the door and walked around the hall but didn't see anyone, so he walked quietly to Lu Qingxuan's room, scanned his face and pushed the door open silently.
"Ahhh, please spit it out!!"
The panicked yet suppressed voice of a young girl filled the room: "How could you eat a communication robot! Is this edible?! Your stomach is talking now!!"
Little golden retriever: "Woo woo..."
The voice of the communication robot was muffled, vibrating from the puppy's bulging belly: "You have a message, you have a message, you have a message..."
The little golden retriever was so scared that it trembled and couldn't stop glancing at its belly, as if it was afraid it would explode, and it cried out.
Lu Yuan stood at the door, pressing his hands against the wall until they turned white.
[My expression now is the same as the colonel's, showing exhaustion and despair.]
[If a child is quiet, he must be doing something naughty. ]
So in the end, Lu Yuan listened to the news while lying on the little golden retriever's belly.
In order to prevent children from accidentally ingesting the package, the messaging robot has its own design. If it is accidentally ingested, the recipient can start the program after receiving the package to make it return along the original route.
Lu Yuan held the puppy's mouth open until the little robot slowly flew out, then he breathed a sigh of relief.
Then, he couldn't help it and slapped the little golden retriever in the face.
【Good!! Well done!!】
[Let me explain to those who don’t have dogs: if your furry child is naughty, you really need to spank him. Really! ]
[The puppy is still laughing after being beaten. I guess the beating was too light. He will definitely do it again next time. ]
[Colonel, don't be soft-hearted! It's obvious that Jimao has not learned his lesson! ]
[…So funny, when he was in human form, everyone was scolding the colonel for being a scumbag, hahahaha. ]
This slap did not cause any harm to the puppy. The little golden retriever looked down with foolish joy, and when he made sure his stomach stopped rumbling and vibrating, he was so happy that he kept barking and nudging the colonel to show his gratitude.
Lu Yuan: ...
So why did he soften his heart towards such an unlovable guy before?
He turned around and asked: "Did you catch the communication robot and give it to play with?"
Lu Qingxuan bowed his head and admitted his mistake: "Yes..."
With two naughty kids, Lu Yuan is exhausted. He starts to recall whether he was also so naughty in his childhood. Could it be that his elder brother left because he was fed up with him?
Seeing that his brother didn't mention the punishment immediately, Lu Qingxuan carefully pleaded for himself: "The little golden retriever will leave the day after tomorrow, and I really don't want to let it go, so I want to show it more interesting things..."
Who knew that this little fool would stuff everything into his mouth!
She was also scared.
What are the paws so fat for? The little golden retriever can't measure everything with its mouth, right? Why does it want to chew everything it encounters?
Thinking about it, she also wanted to beat the puppy.
Two months old golden retriever that is still teething:?
What bad intentions could a puppy have!
The naive puppy tilted its head and shrank its neck innocently.
Thinking that the little guy would be sent to the research institute the day after tomorrow, Lu Yuan's eyes dimmed slightly, and he no longer wanted to pursue the matter: "...Forget it, there really isn't much time."
"However, although you are kind-hearted at the moment." Seeing his sister's eyes light up, the colonel poured cold water on her mercilessly, "but the time you spend with it is reduced by one day."
"The Sixth Prince wants me to bring it to the banquet tomorrow, and in order to release the robot as soon as possible, I can only acquiesce and agree to this request." Lu Yuan pulled the corner of his mouth, "So, you will be alone at home tomorrow."
Lu Qingxuan opened his eyes wide: "No——!!"
But his sister's objection was ineffective, and since he had indeed accepted the little prince's invitation, even Lu Yuan could not easily break his promise, and he took the little golden retriever to the banquet the next day.
He was actually a little confused.
Although he bought the little guy at the auction, his return journey and whereabouts after returning were very low-key. Why was the Sixth Prince so sure that the auction item was still with him?
This question was explained after he saw the people around the little prince.
Shao Xian raised his chin: "Huh, what are you looking at me for?"
He glanced behind Lu Yuan: "Where is the auction item?"
Colonel: …
If it weren't for the sake of his deceased brother, he would have beaten this man to death long ago.
The little prince spoke softly: "Professor Lu, where is the little golden guy? Can you show it to me? I'm really curious."
The Sixth Prince has been weak since childhood and has no chance to travel in the universe. He can only hold banquets when others bring back cosmic creatures and invite them to attend with their harvest.
Originally, he didn't dare to invite Lu Yuan.
The weak man was particularly timid, fearing that the young colonel with the reputation of being a killer would hurt him with his aura alone, so he rarely met Lu Yuan.
But when the little prince saw the photos that Shao Xian took secretly and showed them to him, he was immediately conquered by the furry and soft appearance of the auction item, and wanted to touch it personally even at the risk of getting hurt.
So, where is that auction item now?
Lu Yuan felt a little uncomfortable.
If it was his sister who was fighting with him, it wouldn’t matter if someone from the research institute came... Who were these two people who suddenly jumped out?
"Colonel Lu?"
Seeing that he didn't respond for a long time, the young prince called him again carefully, observing his expression, and faintly retreated: "If the auction item is very important to Colonel Lu... then I won't..."
Lu Yuan was awakened by these words.
"No, it's not important." He said, nodding to the hesitant little prince, his eyes dark, "Your Highness, please wait a moment."
The little golden retriever, who was thrown into the lounge and was so bored that he fell asleep, was woken up by the colonel and put to work.
The puppy opened its sleepy eyes, yawned loudly, placed its paws on the human's strong forearm, and looked around curiously at the unfamiliar decorations.
After all, it is a gathering place chosen by the royal family. The buildings here are gorgeous and exquisite enough, and people coming and going are all handsome men and beautiful women in beautiful clothes.
Oh no, there seems to be an exception.
Attracted by the movement in the corner, the puppy stretched his neck to look, only to see a lady with messy hair chasing a guest who looked like an important person, with a humble and pleading expression, as if she was asking for something.
Before the puppy could take a few more glances, the colonel strode quickly to the little prince.
The little golden retriever tilted his head and laughed with his tongue sticking out.
Little Prince: "Ah!"
The young boy covered his mouth, his eyes sparkling.
What a lovely creature this is!
Shao Xian yelled loudly, and his men kept moving:
"Oh my, this place is still soft?"
"Ah, it feels really good."
"Haha, you are happy too, right?"
Ever since he brought the little golden retriever here, in order to verify what he had just said, Lu Yuan could only sit on the sofa and watch the two people playing with the dog.
The more you look, the lower the air pressure.
Especially after he discovered that the heartless furry boy was enjoying himself while being caressed by the two of them, and didn't even glance at him.
【World famous paintings, the colonel is looking at his watch. 】
[Hahahaha, this is so funny. Colonel, what are you insisting on? ]
[Although, I’m sorry, I can’t help but digress from the original work. Ah, this scene in the original work is too weird…]
[Colonel, Young Master, and His Highness are all here. Tsk tsk, the evil little golden retriever.]
[It's so funny, especially when paired with the words of the young master, it's really too bold. 】
[Hahahaha, but what does the puppy know? It only knows that people are so enthusiastic and it is so happy. How can a puppy understand human jealousy? ]
The usually frail little prince's face rarely turned rosy. He held the soft little guy tightly and refused to let go. Looking into the wet eyes full of trust and love, he couldn't help but said, "Colonel Lu, since it is not important to you, then..."
Lu Yuan interrupted him harshly: "It is a preparatory experimental product and will be sent to the research institute tomorrow."
Little Prince: "Ah..."
The hand combing the little guy's hair paused slightly, and he hesitated for a moment before speaking: "Research... Since it is the research institute mentioned by Colonel Lu, it should be about the ancient star, right?"
"Colonel Lu may not know that the Ancient Star Project is about to be abolished..."
Lu Yuan: "I know."
The young prince was puzzled and asked, "Where are you going to send the auction items? As far as I know, the staff of your brother's research institute are already preparing for transformation. If there is no suitable successor to that position, I'm afraid..."
"There's nothing to be afraid of!"
The objection came from Shao Xian's mouth.
The young master raised his chin, completely forgetting that he was refuting a royal prince: "When this guy runs out of money, I can buy the research institute and let him work for me!"
His Majesty:...
Lu Yuan: ...
Lu Yuan twitched his lips, and his opinion of Shao Xian changed slightly, but he had already thought of another way to break the impasse: "Don't worry about it, I have found someone to take over the research on the ancient star, and I will hand over my brother's research institute to her."
The young prince stroked the puppy in silence, but Shao Xian got angry first: "What right person? How come I don't know!"
He spoke cautiously: "Don't waste Brother Lu's hard work, I'm telling you!"
Lu Yuan: ...
As an outsider, you have a lot to worry about.
He was too lazy to argue with the two men, so he took the puppy back and said goodbye to them: "The man is at the banquet. I won't waste your time. Goodbye."
Nodding, he walked to a corner holding the little golden retriever.
The puppy listened to the fight between the men in a daze and gave up thinking. Only after he was carried away did he become convinced that the colonel with the strongest aura was indeed the alpha wolf in human society. So he looked up at the men with a somewhat intimate gaze.
"Woof~!"
Lu Yuan: ...
With his hands free, he grabbed the puppy's chubby face and said indifferently, "Now that no one knows how to please me?"
The little golden retriever was laughing foolishly, kicking its legs in his arms.
Lu Yuan snorted coldly, but did not continue to scold. Instead, he rubbed the puppy's face.
[You kid, don’t love me too much. ]
【Little Golden Retriever: Three words to make a man forgive easily. 】
[Huh? The colonel seems to be walking towards someone? What he said just now was not just a lie. ]
[We seem to have seen this person before. He was quite conspicuous at the banquet.]
"Hello, Ms. Mu."
Mu Xing, who was tiredly sitting in the corner, trying to stay awake to take medicine, suddenly looked up, and before his pupils could focus, he spoke loudly: "Hello, hello! Are you interested in learning about my project?"
The little golden retriever is only two months old now, still growing teeth, and is really naughty at this age ()
The main text should say that when the puppy is one year old, it will become more stable and sensible.