Real or fake panda

Suisui sleeps very soundly.

When Xu Yan and his team were ready for the examination and were planning to anesthetize the red panda for examination, they were surprised to find that the dustpan had not been pushed open.

"… Just in case, the fruit you just threw in wasn't left to ferment for too long, right?"

After getting a negative answer, Xu Yan walked into the room wearing gloves.

They don't have any particularly advanced smoke anesthesia equipment, so they can only give the injections themselves.

Small animals that are stressed after being injured are easily agitated. They all have more or less wounds from their excitement, so they are very familiar with this.

The companion carefully lifted the dustpan, and the mobile phone in his other hand faithfully recorded the moment when the little guy in the bamboo basket went from deep sleep to waking up.

“Ouch!”

The familiar sound of pigs squealing, accompanied by the sound of the bamboo basket shaking violently.

As soon as he woke up, he saw the cave entrance was wide open, and there were two giant beasts staring at him from above. How could Sui Sui not be afraid? He bared his teeth and threatened them in an attempt to scare people away.

But the red panda's overly cute face has no deterrent effect even when it is angry. Instead, it makes people want to pinch its nose.

Xu Yan couldn't help but smile in his heart. He ignored the red panda's waving claws and picked up a corner of the bamboo basket to pour it out.

“Ahhh!!”

After landing, Sui Sui flipped over and immediately hid in the corner, crawling on the ground, staring at Xu Yan with vigilance and fear.

"Hey, look at me, little guy."

Xu Yan remained silent to reduce his presence, while Ning Yue, who was holding a mobile phone, took the initiative to attract the red panda's attention and did the Qin King's circling the pillar with it.

Specifically, Ning Yue approached the red panda along the wall, and the red panda ran to the other corner along the wall, and this cycle repeated.

After a while, Sui Sui, who had a dull sense of perception, ran to within a few steps of Xu Yan with his back to people. It seemed that it had forgotten its initial vigilance against him and was only concerned with staying away from the girl who had been trying to get close to it.

The hairy butt was completely defenseless facing the human holding the syringe.

Xu Yan: ...

Hiss, the little guy doesn't seem to be very smart.

Isn't this just taking care of the head and not the butt?

Squatting down slowly and finding the right moment, Xu Yan acted decisively. With one hand he grasped the back of Sui Sui Fate's neck and held it down, while with the other hand he held the needle tube, found the right position and thrust out the needle decisively.

“Ahhh!!”

“…嘤.”

Sui Sui, who realized he had been attacked late, struggled in fear, but the anesthetic was very effective. He could not help feeling sleepy after being frightened for a few seconds, and his consciousness gradually faded away.

After a while, the little fellow who had been clumsy and fierce like a piglet rushing around became docile, lying on the ground in a long strip, with no visible limbs, like a plush scarf with long ears.

"Are you asleep?"

"Asleep."

Xu Yan pinched the red panda's body, weighed it, and then lifted it from under its front limbs and headed for the prepared inspection site.

Ning Yue followed him and chatted with him all the way.

"Is the little one heavy?"

"It's not heavy. It feels like only about 10 pounds. It's just furry."

"Why are your eyes still open? You look so innocent, hahaha."

"Don't bear a grudge... But I shouldn't be able to recognize me when I'm behind it."

"The tail looks messy, maybe it's injured here."

"Well, I didn't feel any sluggishness in my limbs when I moved them just now. It must be the tail that's injured."

When you arrive at the venue, do a basic inspection first.

Red pandas are very light, weighing about the same as a medium-sized domestic cat. When weighed, it is indeed only 5.1kg. Domestic Ragdolls and Maine Coons can easily surpass them.

"Doesn't it look like a little fox?"

The red panda placed on the wooden board was adjusted into a curled-up position, its brown-red fur had some pure black spots. If it weren't for the white hair inside the black earlobes, it would really look like a fiery red little fox.

While Xu Yan was looking for disinfection tools, Ning Yue raised her mobile phone and took a comprehensive photo of the little guy.

She took advantage of every opportunity to spread the knowledge:

"But this is a red panda, a super rare animal."

"Although they are not unique to our country, do small animals have to be divided by nationality? As long as they are cute, that's all!"

"This little cutie is probably a subspecies of the Chinese red panda, which is found in Yunnan and Sichuan in my country. Have you ever seen a red panda with a large white patch on its face? They are another subspecies of the red panda, the Himalayan red panda."

"Come, take a closer look at its face. The color of the Chinese red panda's face is a little darker, and the markings on its face are very special."

"Friends who always confuse the red panda with the raccoon, please take a closer look. In post-production, the raccoon's face will be pasted on the side. Look carefully, the difference is obviously huge!! The cute and round face of the red panda is its anti-counterfeiting mark~"

The cell phone camera was pointed at the red panda's face.

Because of the sudden anesthesia, Sui Sui's eyes were not closed, and a part of her pink tongue fell out of her mouth, making her look dazed.

Hiss.

I don’t know if it felt the camera, but the originally dazed red panda suddenly moved its mouth, retracted its tongue, and smacked its lips.

"Pfft..." Although she knew that anesthesia did not make the little animal completely unconscious, and that the basic reflexes were still there, this did not prevent Ning Yue from joking with a smile, "It seems that this little guy has a lot of idol baggage this time, so I won't pat your face any more."

She moved the camera away, then pried open the red panda's mouth and pulled out its tongue.

After anesthesia, in order to prevent accidents to the small animals, the tongue has to be pulled out. This is not her bad taste.

[Cute!! The anesthetized Xiao Neng is also so cute. Hehe, I eat it in one bite^q^]

[I really want to pull this pink tongue. How come it sticks out its tongue like a cat after being anesthetized?]

[The lady who filmed this is really full of herself. She must be planning to post this video online, right? I hope more people will know about this treasure. 】

It seemed that the audience's discussion was on topic, and the narrator spoke leisurely:

"The brand-new family rescued the disheartened Master Zhen."

"When they learned about his experience, they were heartbroken and regretted that they had not met the real young master earlier."

"But it doesn't matter. They will make up for his past and give him what he deserves."

【Reliable new family! 】

[Wow, please pamper Xiao Neng. I was so heartbroken earlier.]

"…including the reputation and love that he deserves."

"He is so good. As long as he is given the opportunity to appear in the public eye, he will definitely not be buried."

The strange progression left the audience confused.

What does this mean? ?

The narrator slowly explains that this is a plot about a disheartened young master who becomes popular on a variety show.

【……ah? 】

[Hiss, something feels wrong, but also feels right, my head hurts, ughhh——]

[Hahahaha, an animal variety show, right? No wonder it became so popular. It would be strange if Xiao Neng wasn’t so cute! ]

[Fuck, I just complained in another live broadcast room that it’s not possible to become popular in the entertainment industry just by wanting to, but since this is the animal race… then it’s okay. Based on Sui Sui’s personality, it’s hard not to like him! Sui Sui, make me popular! ]

[I am dying of laughter. From this perspective, the original work has many popular elements, such as the real and fake young masters, childhood sweethearts, and the ordinary version. There is a choice between two dangers. The real young master is disheartened and becomes popular on a variety show. Hahaha, how come it is so funny to become a big and small panda! ! ]

Although it may sound a bit outrageous at first, it is quite interesting if you think about it carefully!

The real young master can be a red panda whose "panda" identity has been stripped away, so how can the variety show not be a short video shot by a mobile phone at the rescue center?

Reasonable, very reasonable!

The audience was so amused that they started cosplaying as “variety show audience” in the future after the video was released in the barrage.

[Just a passerby, this little guy is pretty cute. The subtitles say it's a red panda, right? I've become a fan. Can you give me some directions? ]

[Wow, she looks so good without makeup, she has a great foundation, there is hope for the entertainment industry! ]

[Even if the photographer maliciously captured her in the camera, she is still so cute, 360 degrees beautiful without any dead angles, little fans of her looks come and report! ]

[Humph, how can a mere raccoon be compared to my red panda? One is an idol and the other is a comedian. Take my Xiao Neng away, no way! I advise some people in the program team to hide your fandom and don’t cross over to make trouble! ]

[That’s enough, hahahahahaha, why are you guys pretending to be so serious? Help me, the smell is too strong! ! ]

Xu Yan happened to come back at this time.

He was completely unaware of what was going on in Gao Wei's live broadcast room, and officially began to examine the red panda Suisui.

There is no big problem with weight and height, which is considered normal.

Xu Yan patiently peeled away every bit of the little guy's thick fur, focusing on its limbs and ears, to look for parasites.

Although the red panda's fur looks soft, it actually feels so-so, probably like a puppy's, and is a bit prickly to the touch.

But because it looks thick and fluffy, it has an inexplicable magical power that makes people want to rub it.

"Are there any bugs?"

"Yes, fortunately, there are not many."

It seems that he is a little guy who loves cleanliness.

Since there were no worms on its body and no obvious scars on its limbs, it seemed that only the tail was injured.

The hand that was checking scratched the red panda's big fluffy tail. Xu Yan's eyebrows wrinkled when he just scratched it casually.

"There are so many tangled balls of hair. If I don't have time to sort them out..."

"There's blood. Look, it's here."

"Some parts of it have become festered, but the little guy is quite patient."

"Treat it quickly to prevent its tail from becoming necrotic."

The two men talked in low voices and carefully examined Sui Sui's tail, and felt that it needed to be shaved and medicine applied.

This injury is not big, but for the red panda, whose tail plays an important role in balancing the animal when climbing trees, once the tail dies, its ability to survive in the wild will be greatly reduced, which is equivalent to chronic death.

Fortunately, the injured area of ​​the red panda's tail is not large and the depth is not deep into the bone. For the time being, it only needs disinfection, application of medicine and bandage, and no hair shaving or surgery is required.

Otherwise, the little guy will definitely be depressed when he wakes up and sees his bald tail.

After deciding on the treatment plan, Ning Yue touched the little guy's heaving belly with pity and sent it to the veterinarian for treatment.

“Hmm.”

After being sent back to the room, Sui Sui, who was lying on the ground, finally moved.

The effect of the anesthetic had not yet completely worn off, and his tail was unusually weak. Suisui's head was shaking as he looked around, and his eyes seemed unfocused.

This was a rare opportunity to capture the red panda in action up close, so Ning Yue squatted a few steps away with her phone in hand, silently capturing the little guy's "drunk" state after coming out of anesthesia.

"Hmm..."

It seemed like I saw a lot of things, but also like I saw nothing.

Suisui couldn't stop shaking his head left and right to look around, and subconsciously stuck out his tongue to capture the smell in the air, but the result was contrary to his wishes. His tongue, which was usually quite reliable, went on strike today and didn't give him any feedback at all.

Who am I, where am I...

Claws, my claws have no strength.

It tried to stand up, but because it had not yet recovered its strength, it fell back to the ground with a plop. It looked both pitiful and funny.

Woo woo, what's going on?

Sui Sui's confused and helpless eyes clearly conveyed such distress, which made Ning Yue unable to help but whispered: "Don't be afraid, little panda, it will be fine after a while."

Snap!

Sui Sui, who was originally lying down, immediately fell to the other direction. His chin hit the ground and even made a sound, which sounded painful.

But Sui Sui didn't care. It tried to slide its limp, noodle-like limbs and twisted on the ground like a caterpillar, trying to get away from the sound it had just heard.

Damn it, it must be you who did it!

It, it wants the bamboo basket back!

"puff."

Ning Yue was really dying of laughter.

In addition to taking videos, she also stayed here to take care of the red panda to prevent it from having any accidents. Many small animals do not understand the effectiveness of anesthesia and will have more intense reactions afterwards, and sometimes accidents will occur, so staff are needed to watch over it until it recovers.

But what’s wrong with this one? Anesthesia doesn’t mean you’re actually giving it alcohol, so why is it like a drunk cat?

【Aa ...

[Help, this is too cute!!]

[Wow, why is it so cute? It feels like the whole cub is silly and soft! ]

[Limited edition Drunk Cat Xiaoneng, I can do it! ]

"how's it going?"

Hearing the noise in the room, Xu Yan pushed open the door and walked in.

Before Ning Yue could share with him the adorable scene of the red panda, he saw the furry ball that was originally running slowly towards the corner suddenly moved its ears, then slowly turned in a direction, and stumbled towards where Xu Yan was.

However, its legs were too weak and it fell after every step. Even so, it still walked towards Xu Yan persistently. In its originally dazed reddish-brown eyes, there was now a glimmer of revenge.

It's you!

It's you!

Eat my claw!

"ah?"

Xu Yan stepped to the side, avoiding the pounce that the red panda had finally managed to get to.

When he looked down again, he saw that the little red guy was not giving in. Even though he tripped over his left foot and fell several times, he still walked towards him persistently.

Ah, this… ?

Xu Yan didn't dare to confront it, and he and the red panda played the Qin King's game around the pillar again in the four corners of the room.

He walked and laughed until his stomach hurt.

"Are you really drunk? How dare you chase someone?"

“Ah!!”

"Don't squeal like a pig. Why is such a cute face making such a noise? Why don't we sit down and talk calmly?"

“Ahhh!!”

"You're so fierce, we've helped you, don't be angry, we'll give you an apple tomorrow."

“Ahhhhh!!”

It turns out that a drunkard won't listen to any nice words.

The bear was emboldened by alcohol and ferociously chased the human being, from whom it had no time to hide. Before it knew it, it had circled several times. Its legs and feet gradually got rid of the sluggish state of anesthesia and became light and agile.

Seeing this, Xu Yan looked at Ning Yue who was laughing silently. When he was driven to the door again, he spoke in a compromising manner:

"Okay, okay, let's go."

"Don't be angry. It's not good for your health if you get angry."

"Oh yeah, remember not to lick the tail, I just applied the medicine."

Sui Sui rushed to the door: "Ahhh!"

Before it arrived, the door was closed. The slow-moving red panda stood at the door for a few seconds, then realized that he had driven away the bad guy, so he returned contentedly and slowly walked back to the corner.

The audience who witnessed the whole process were almost dying of laughter.

[Help me, I thought Xiao Neng was already cute after anesthesia, but I didn’t expect that Xiao Neng who had recovered from the disease would also be so cute hahahaha. ]

[The pig advances suddenly! ! 】

[So cute, so cute, how can it be pitiful and funny at the same time, hahaha. 】

[No wonder the variety show is so popular, the baby is so cute. 】

night.

"Hmm..."

The effect of the anesthesia completely disappeared at this time. Suisui curled up in the bamboo basket, smelling the sweet fruity fragrance lingering in the basket, looking at the moonlight faintly shining through the window above, and only after making sure that the environment was safe did he fall into deep thought.

It was said that it came out to look for Nian Nian who was taken away by the two-legged beast.

But since nothing happened to it, nothing will happen to it either.

Okay, so our next goal is to find Nian Nian and go home together!

After determining the target, Sui Sui yawned, hugged his tail as usual, and wanted to lick his previous wounds before going to bed, but found that his wounds were smeared with something strange.

Sui Sui:?

What is this? It's weird! Lick it.

He licked the wound tentatively, and the next second, Sui Sui was stunned with his mouth slightly open.

So bitter!!

The bitter taste rushed from the tip of the tongue straight to the top of the head, making the red panda subconsciously start panting and licking its mouth like a puppy to relieve itself.

After a while, it stopped this useless action.

Still so bitter!!

The little fellow frantically turned around in the bamboo basket, and finally found a piece of fruit in the corner that he had not finished eating during the day. He quickly picked it up and tasted it carefully, which barely covered up the bitter taste.

After the relief, Suisui held his big tail as if facing a great enemy, looking left and right, he had no idea why it became like this.

Its favorite big tail has turned bitter!!

The little brain tried hard to figure out why, and Sui Sui could only blame it all on the bad guy during the day. He fell asleep with his tail in his arms, feeling very aggrieved.

hateful.

Is a bad guy.

A few days later.

"That is, do you feel that..."

Ning Yue stared at the computer screen intently without turning her head: "Speak."

Xu Yan hesitated for a while, and finally said: "That red panda seems to be particularly hostile to me."

Ning Yue couldn't help laughing: "Ah, a little bit, maybe the little guy understood what you said. If you compare it to a piglet every day, it would be strange if it didn't get angry."

Xu Yan reflected on himself and still insisted: "It was just a few words at the beginning, there's no need to hold a grudge until now... and the way it ran low on the ground did look like a piglet bumping into people." He gradually became more righteous.

Ning Yue glanced at him with a smile, said nothing, and continued editing the video.

“Ah, no one understands me.”

Xu Yan sighed pretentiously, stood up and walked towards the kitchen: "I'm angry. I won't prepare fresh bamboo shoots for it today. Let's just make do with yesterday's."

In fact, they haven’t bought fresh ones yet.

Funding is indeed a big problem. If the fundraising response in the next few months is still very small and they want to give the animals the best treatment, they will have to put in the money.

Compared to the national treasures that have their own traffic and popularity, the red pandas whose rescue efforts are overshadowed may not attract many people's attention, no matter how cute the little guys are.

The halo of national treasure allows giant pandas to naturally protect other animals in the same area, but it also overshadows the presence of other animals, making themselves the focus of human attention at all times.

I really don’t know whether it is good or bad.

Xiaoyue was much more serious in editing the video this time than before, but it probably won’t make much of a splash.

However, even if only a few people see the video and remember the red panda, it would not be a loss.

Putting these thoughts aside, Xu Yan prepared food for the animals in the rescue center as usual, delivered them to each of them one by one, and finally walked towards the room where the red panda was.

He likes the red panda the most and wants to interact with it more.

Xu Yan smiled and peeked in from the window outside the room. As expected, he saw the red ball taking a nap on the low tree stand.

“I’m here.”

As soon as these words were spoken, Sui Sui, who had been peaceful in the room, immediately jumped up and quickly hid in the bamboo basket in the corner.

Although the red panda is bold when drunk, it becomes timid when it wakes up.

At most, it would just hide in the bamboo basket and hum, saying harsh words when Xu Yan leaned over to put the food down, and wave its four claws in the air as if scratching an imaginary enemy.

If Xu Yan hadn't cared about the red panda and paid extra attention to it, he would not have realized that this cowardly and soft little guy was hiding in the bamboo basket every day with the intention of taking revenge on him.

Why are you so vindictive?

"Hey, let's make peace." Bored after dinner, Xu Yan squatted beside the bamboo basket and started to tease the little panda, "I bring you food every day, why do you treat me so badly?"

Sui Sui:!

It stopped suddenly from its original position, and quietly looked at the outside world through the gap in the bamboo basket, hesitant and uncertain.

What's going on!

Why don’t you follow the procedure today!

Do you really want it to go out and fight?

Shouldn’t you be “scared away” immediately!

"If you don't say anything, that means you agree. Let's make peace~"

Sui Sui:?

What is the bad guy talking about...

The peace and tranquility of the past few days made Sui Sui bolder. Seeing that Xu Yan did not leave after saying this and stayed there quietly, Sui Sui was really curious, so he grasped the edge of the bamboo basket and carefully looked inside.

Xu Yan smiled.

He looked at the little creature slightly peeking out of the bamboo basket with admiration, at its doubtful eyes and slightly depressed ears, and the more he looked at it, the more he liked it.

As he expected, although this red panda looks timid, it is actually quite tough inside.

This level of closeness and goodwill did not make it nervous or afraid, but only made it slightly curious.

"Hmm?"

Seeing that the man was slow to speak, Sui Sui relaxed a little and stopped looking at him. Instead, he looked at today's lunch.

As he watched, his beard drooped down.

It doesn't like bamboo if it's not fresh.

Hmm?

Suddenly, a few large cherries with water droplets on them passed by his eyes. Suisui was attracted and turned his head subconsciously.

"This is a snack I made for you from my own private kitchen. Other residents don't get this treatment." Putting the cherries in his hand into the bowl, Xu Yan patted his knees and stood up. "It's very sweet. This is my apology."

Before closing the door, he still couldn't help muttering.

"So how did I offend you, ancestor..."

Narrator:

"During the filming process, even the production team showed preference to him and took extra care of him."

[Hey, what's the matter! This is Xiao Neng's own charm! 】

[This person is quite nice, he gave Xiao Neng extra food. ]

[The other residents should refer to the other animals in the rescue center, right? Oh~ So the other members in the variety show are other rescued animals. ]

[If this is the case, then Xiao Neng does have a good chance of winning. After all, the mental state of the animals in the rescue centers I have seen is not very good.]

[Speaking of which, I feel that Sui Sui has a very stable personality. Although he looks timid, he is always very stable and has never lost his composure.]

[Do you need me to help you recall the past? ]

[Hahahaha, that’s a special case and doesn’t count! ]

Sui Sui accepted the big cherry that Xu Yan gave it with a hint of flattery. When it tasted the extra sweet taste, it reluctantly forgave the bad guy for making its tail bitter, and no longer threatened Xu Yan when delivering food afterwards.

However, this may also have a lot to do with its eagerness to jailbreak and divert attention.

It feels good now, and can go find Nian Nian~

then--

"Hey, don't move."

He opened the door, skillfully used his legs to grab the red panda that was trying to run out through the crack of the door, and pushed it back into the room. After closing the door, Xu Yan couldn't help but fall into deep thought.

So, after the reconciliation, he went from hiding in a corner in fear every day to opening the door and running out through the gap between people's legs. Is this change too fast? !

Shouldn't we reconcile?!

“Oh.”

Seeing that the jailbreak failed, Sui Sui flexibly shrank back into the corner. Although it looked well-behaved and pitiful, Xu Yan knew that it was actually eagerly waiting for the second opportunity to open the door after people left for dinner.

Xu Yan: ...

Hiss, this kid.

He was just about to wait in the room for Sui Sui to go out for dinner and then find a chance to leave, but the next second, the door of the room was opened by Ning Yue.

Her eyes sparkled with excitement.

"Oh my god, why are you here? You must not know what happened. Come on-"

Xu Yan was shocked.

"Wait a minute! Close the door first!"

“Ahhh!!”

The scene was very chaotic for a while.

Today’s limited edition drunk energy.

The inspiration comes from a rescue video on a video website. You can search for "red panda" plus "drunk" keywords to get it. It's really cute! It's also cute when it bumps into people! It's also cute when it makes pig noises! Because I saw this, I thought I must write about a confused red panda after anesthesiabr/>