Society, you crow brother

It turns out that even when crows aren't interacting with other species, they can still be quite entertaining.

Perhaps it was because the previous forced separation of the couple had given many younger crows a lot of fun, so even if the protagonist crow did not accompany them next time, they would still go around in groups in a heroic and proud manner to look for dating crows and cause trouble.

I wonder if their arrogance will lead to the crow lovers joining forces to fight back.

But this has nothing to do with the protagonist Crow for the time being.

Crow is very ambitious and smart. After briefly having fun with his younger brothers, he began to seriously plan for the development of the crow group.

Cats are now very docile, not only do they allow crows to pick at their fur, but they also don’t get angry when their food is snatched away;

The dog trusts you wholeheartedly, not only wagging its tail to please you, but also offering your toys on its own initiative.

After much thought, the only creatures that have not been completely conquered by Crow are the two-legged beasts.

The revolution has not yet succeeded, and we still need to work hard.

So the protagonist Crow went to the Public Security Bureau again today.

"Hello."

"Hello, little crow."

After politely greeting the staff who were already used to it, the protagonist Crow flew to Fu Chen's workstation and waited patiently for him to arrive.

It held a small gift it found on the road in its mouth, tilted its head and looked at the neat table for a long time, finally chose a suitable place to put it, fiddled with it with its paws until it was satisfied, then shook its head happily and looked towards the door, waiting for Fu Chen to arrive.

"What did it bring today?"

"A poker."

"Haha, how polite."

"So cute, I want to touch it."

"I want it too..."

Not far away, others were whispering, their eyes almost overflowing with envy.

Probably because after the deputy director treated the entire crow group to a big meal after rescuing the dog last time, this special leader crow seemed to have recognized the deputy director. Not only did it often visit the bureau, but it also brought a small gift every time.

Although they are small things like playing cards, coins, and bottle caps, they are gifts from a little bird. Just receiving them is already a flattering thing. Who would care about the actual value of the gift?

Fu Chen did take it very seriously.

Every time he received a gift, he would thank Raven earnestly, then put the gift into a transparent bottle and place it in the most conspicuous place at his workstation.

Narration explanation:

"To build a good relationship with a patron, the first thing is to give him a gift that suits his taste."

"Although he is not good at this, fortunately he has good taste and has never failed."

The audience agreed.

[That was a gift from a crow, why don’t you accept it with tears of gratitude? (Outrageous words)]

[Who knows, although the protagonist Crow is very handsome when doing serious things, but just now he was walking on the ground like a chicken, sneakily picking up garbage as gifts is really cute. ]

[She is a very polite crow~]

"Thank you for the gift."

No matter how many times he received a gift, Fu Chen would always feel a little surprised. He smiled and rubbed Raven's neck with his hand: "What do you want to do with me today? Is the feeding facility broken again?"

The protagonist Crow took a step back modestly, ended the touching unilaterally, and said seriously: "Help, help."

Yaya is here to receive a mission this time!

Fu Chen paused: "You want to help..."

The protagonist crow nodded, and seeing that the human was silent, he raised his paw and pushed him: "Help, thank you."

It can be seen that it is very urgent.

But the point is, there haven't been many furry cases recently that the crows can be held responsible for.

Fu Chen was a little distressed.

Ever since the dog theft incident broke out, every household has been keeping a closer eye on their furry children, and volunteers also take count of the stray cats and dogs they are responsible for every day. Not only has there been a recurrence of theft cases, but even the number of cats getting stuck in trees has decreased significantly.

Is there anything that the crows can do?

Fu Chen couldn't think of a solution for a moment. Seeing that the raven on the table was a little angry and had a tendency to flap its wings and send the documents on the table flying, he quickly stroked its fur to calm it down and played a long video of a case simulation for it to watch.

Every time he accepted a mission from the two-legged beasts, he would first look at something and then remember it. The protagonist Crow was very familiar with this process. When he saw the dim light on the screen, he would calm down, fold his wings and stare at it carefully.

This watching lasted half an hour.

The video contained everything from kidnapping to injuries and car accidents, which confused the protagonist Crow.

But Crow's impression of human society also changes accordingly.

Gah——

It turns out that this pair is a danger to people.

A raven can understand the danger of traffic, the danger of rocks, but it cannot understand the danger of humans themselves.

For example, if a biped falls from such a high place, it will die instantly without even knowing how to fly.

For example, a biped might choke, gasp for air, and pass out when eating anything, without even knowing how to swallow.

Haha, so stupid.

At the end of the video, the protagonist Crow shook his head as if he had been released from prison, staggered a few steps, and almost fell under the table.

There are a lot of things to remember this time, and my head hurts.

Still, there is progress.

Although Fu Chen was so focused on his work that he forgot to talk to it, since the pictures and videos he showed to the protagonist crow before were all for the purpose of guiding it, it naturally thought that this time would be the same, except that what it was looking for had changed from objects to scenes.

"Haha!" Gone!

Although it was difficult this time, the brave crow was fearless.

After taking a break and sorting out his remaining memories, the protagonist Crow gently pecked Fu Chen's arm as a greeting, then flapped his wings and flew out of the police station, busily describing the scene he had just remembered to his younger brothers.

Fu Chen realized it later:?

Wait, why did he leave like that?

Fu Chen did not realize that the King of Rolls Crow actually took the video he casually played as a task. He was very confused as to why the Crow, who came to visit him this time, only stayed at his place for half an hour.

Ah, don’t you like these mock case videos?

Fu Chen stroked his chin.

After that, switch to early childhood education or cartoons?

If the colors are brighter, crows will probably like it, right?

Flying back to the park, the protagonist Crow quickly gathered his brothers and began to describe while his memory was still clear.

The guys listened for a while and figured out the four scenes they needed to look for.

Scene 1: A young Twolegged creature is dragged into a white steel monster by a middle-aged Twolegged creature.

Scene 2: A scene where a lone two-legged creature sits alone in a place high enough for a crow to swoop down.

Scene 3: A brave but useless biped, unable to lift its head in dangerous deep water.

Scene 4: Under the orange light, many bipeds are pulling and hitting each other's heads with beautiful transparent green bottles.

"Gah." That's it.

"Ha ha ha!" Okay, boss!

The younger brothers responded excitedly and scattered to search every corner of the city.

After all, there are rewards every time a task is completed, and the crows are full of energy.

The protagonist Crow was also infected when he saw this, and led a group of his followers to search in one direction.

As they flew, the crows scanned the scene below like sophisticated instruments, discussing with each other from time to time.

Although I have seen many similar scenes, there are always some details that don’t match up.

In the evening, when the crows gathered together, they were shocked to find that no crow had found its target.

The entire crow colony suspected that the crow had given birth.

“Ga ga ga??”

"Ga? Ga ga..."

"Quack, quack."

The protagonist Crow fell into deep thought and began to wonder if he had remembered some details wrong, so he asked his younger brothers to watch for similar scenes next time they saw them and let it identify them carefully.

Even though it's a bit tiring, I'll fight to defend the reputation of Crow!

The next day, the crows were still searching hard.

Called by his younger brother Crow, the protagonist Crow arrived at the first suspected target.

It is very similar to scene three, but there is more than one Two-legged creature playing in the water, and although they will sink, they will also float up, which is fundamentally different from the two-legged creature in the video that is both inexperienced and playful.

Then it is not.

The protagonist crow pecked at the few younger crows guarding here, signaling them to leave.

Not long after, the protagonist Crow was called away by his younger brothers from another place.

It was very similar to scene one, but the young Twoleg was not alone. There were many adult Twolegs watching him. He was crying and being dragged onto the white steel, and many Twolegs were staring at him. Since they didn't react, there should be no danger.

This isn't it either.

The protagonist crow tilted his head, flapped his wings and flew away again.

After several rounds, the audience was tired of watching.

[Boss, can you sleep well? Boss! Do you know how much business a video you casually played brought to the Crow Group? ]

[It's so funny. No one would have thought that Yaya would be so proactive. ]

[It’s actually not that bad. The crows were bored to death. They were destroying couples everywhere before. Now they have something to do and are much calmer. They are just foraging for food, playing and keeping an eye on the couples. The main crow is just a little tired from flying back and forth. Ahem. ]

[After all, he is the leader of the crows. He who wears the crown must bear its weight (bushi)]

[Can you find this? Just treat it as a joke. I think even if a raven is smart, it can't understand those scenes. ]

[No, no, I think crows are smarter. At least they haven't called the police falsely!]

As the leader, the protagonist Crow certainly doesn't feel tired.

But after two days of failure, it began to adjust its strategy.

Observe, you still have to observe.

This mission must not be easy, no wonder it gave it a headache when it was looking at it.

Letting his younger brothers scattered around continue to wait, the protagonist Crow came to the Public Security Bureau again.

But this time, it did not go straight to Fu Chen's workstation, but was attracted by a police officer who was sorting out case materials.

When the police officer came to her senses, she saw the big bird that always stuck to the deputy chief standing on her shoulder, watching the video on the screen in front of her with its round eyes. When it saw her turn her head, it politely raised its paw to greet her.

"Hello."

"Hey, hey, hello, hello..."

She was immediately surprised and happy, so she didn't chase the bird away. Instead, she pretended nothing had happened and continued to organize the materials and write the report. Feeling the vague furry touch on her ears, her efficiency improved a lot.

The images she sees are all real high-definition images, with people's expressions and body movements clearly visible. In order to provide real material for some programs, she will also take a close-up of the character's eyes.

This taught the protagonist Crow a lot.

Crows are very smart, not only because of their super memory, but also because of their special insight.

They can remember every face they have seen and can think and process simple mechanisms, which is already the ceiling for birds in nature.

But the protagonist Crow is even smarter.

The previous experience made it reflect, and this time it did not continue to rigidly attempt to memorize all the images, but tried to analyze the unchanging common points of these scenes.

People’s faces are always changing, the environment they live in is always changing, the time when things happen is always changing, but what is it that remains unchanged?

This intelligent bird stared at the picture on the screen very seriously and seemed to be thinking about something for a long time, so long that the audience was worried that the bird's CPU might be overloaded.

Finally, it seemed to have discovered something. It shook its wings happily and made a joyful clicking sound from its throat.

quack!

Understood!

After returning from further studies, the protagonist Crow once again imparted new knowledge to his younger brothers.

This time, the harvest came quickly.

“Gah—”

"quack--"

Several crows are now following a person stealthily.

This person was not standing on a high place, nor was he alone. Logically, this person did not fit any of the scenarios described by the boss to them.

But he perfectly fits the new description added by the boss.

So they started following.

Passersby were amused:

"Look, there's a crow."

"Why are they walking like this? So stupid, haha."

"How cute... Hey, you're ignoring me."

Crows: Haha, I decline as I have a mission to accomplish.

The person being followed by the flock of crows seemed not to hear the conversations of the passers-by behind him. He did not even turn his head, but just walked his own way silently.

Passing the bridge, he leaned on the railing to look at the scenery like ordinary passers-by.

What he didn't know was that there were a few big black birds hanging on the electric wires above his head, and they would glance at him from time to time with their round eyes.

Other than that, everything works fine.

until--

"Ha ha!" Boss, you are here!

"ah!!"

Almost in the next second when several crows cheered for the arrival of the main crow leading the group, the person who had been acting normal suddenly moved, almost instantly flipped over the railing and jumped straight down.

The people around him were all scared to death, and were so surprised that they didn't react for a while.

Fortunately, several police officers who rushed out from behind reacted quickly and grabbed his upper limbs, keeping him hanging in the air precariously without him falling.

"Let me go, I don't want to live...!"

"Can you come up first and let's sit down and talk?"

The raven didn't care about the disputes between humans and successfully brought the people here. Judging from the reaction, there was no mistake, so the protagonist crow happily flew to the electric wire to meet his younger brothers, and from time to time he would poke his head out and watch what was going on below as if he was watching a fun event.

Gaga, it didn’t fall.

Why are they hugging each other?

Huh, this is completely different from the scene it saw afterwards.

The protagonist Crow is still frightened.

Fortunately, Yaya is very smart. He did not blindly search according to those videos. Instead, he summarized the rules by himself and hit the target in one shot.

Thinking of this, it felt a little angry again.

Quack!!

It turns out that the scene was just a decoy, a decoy that made Ya Ya do useless work, how hateful.

My head hurts from remembering it!

If this reward doesn’t satisfy it, it will make a fuss!

Today I was thinking so hard that I almost burned out my CPU.

The crow group's activities this time can be summarized as follows:

#About the matter of thinking that I could just copy the original short answer questions but ended up with essay questions that required independent thinking#

Crows can indeed understand human expressions and have a good memory. It is rumored online that they can remember every face and expression they have ever seen. Here, we would like to give the smart protagonist crow a buff, which is that they can summarize the common points of some special expressions.

In addition, there have been experiments where a masked man hurt a crow, and then the crows in the population who had never seen the masked man would also hate the masked man, so the crows should really be able to convey abstract information such as appearance... They are really smart. When I hear people describe a stranger, I may not be able to recognize him when I actually see him ()