As brainless plot-derived small worlds gradually multiplied, higher-dimensional viewers grew dissatisfied and critical:
"How can such a terrible personality be liked?"
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Society, you crow brother
Today, a live broadcast room with a bold name appeared on the homepage. The subject matter was also very bold, which was actually a subject about evil forces that had long been banned.
Just by looking at the keywords, the audience immediately clicked into the live broadcast room. Although the screen was still black and the countdown was on, they still couldn't stop posting comments like:
[Wow, the ban on themes related to evil forces has been lifted? ? They can even be live-broadcasted! ]
[Oh my god, can this be broadcast? Will the scenes involving gangs fighting over territory be pixelated? ? ]
[Very bold, I hope it's not just for the sake of sensationalism. ]
[Ah, I'm really looking forward to it. I really want to see the villain protagonist. The two-dimensional suit thugs are really exciting! ]
The audience was eager to see what was going on and the audience was excited.
The countdown finally ended, and the live broadcast screen slowly unfolded in the next second. The opening shot looked down at the bustling city below from a bird's-eye view.
It was already dusk, the sun was setting, only a few rays of golden light were still shining on the horizon, and the whole sky was shrouded in a dull dark color, appearing gloomy and eerie, as if a storm was about to come.
Dim high-rise buildings, busy traffic, and people coming and going.
call--
Suddenly a strong wind blew and blew off a leaf from the branch. The camera then quickly moved through the crowd following the leaf, capturing the subtle expressions on people's faces.
The pedestrians walking on the road looked tired and numb. They just lowered their heads and focused on the small piece in their hands. They would not look up even if they passed by a leaf.
This is a dead city.
Positive comments from the audience:
【Oh, the atmosphere is just right. 】
[It seems as if I saw myself, a corporate slave, getting off work…]
[Thinking about it, the people here are so miserable. Their lives were already hard enough, and then they were ruined by a gang power struggle.]
[I can't help but sympathize with the passers-by. It's painful to think that the evil forces that the protagonist belongs to will appear soon and make people panic...]
[Don’t you know that ordinary people in this kind of work are just tools? Aren’t they just for the protagonist to break the rules without scruples for fun? If you don’t like the villain protagonist, please get out! ]
[I won't go out! I'm not convinced by the introduction that the gang the protagonist belongs to is finally recognized by the city. I want to see how it works! ]
【By the way, did you hear any sound? 】
…Gah.
As if they had heard something as well, passers-by stopped and looked around in confusion. When they saw something in the sky, they were stunned.
“Gah—”
More and more people stopped, looked up, and became gradually stunned.
"quack--"
Accompanied by shrill and sharp collective cries, a large black flock of crows circled over the city, like the scattered shadows of the night, filling the entire sky like the god of death and blocking out the only remaining light.
Their cries in various tones overlapped with each other, the sound was very long, faintly accompanied by the sound of metal tearing, and intertwined with shrill laughter that seemed to come from hell and death. Just listening to it made one's heart skip a beat and one's scalp tingle.
It was almost like something big was happening.
Witnessing this scene, passers-by below were panicked.
"What the hell?!"
“What the hell is this!!”
“OMG this is so cool!!”
"Don't look, kids. They might peck your eyes out!"
"Ahhh is the world ending?! I still have some uneaten durian in the fridge!!"
At the same time, in the live broadcast room, the narrator slowly spoke in a low and elegant bubbling bass:
"Ah~ A lifeless, ownerless city, what a perfect place for them to show off their skills."
"People are numb and confused, just like lambs without a master, waiting for the wolf to control them."
"They looked down at it from a high position and finally decided to take it in and become the rulers of this city."
"Opponents? Humph, we are never afraid of them. Just come on."
The crows circled above the city for a long time, and finally landed one by one on the bare branches on the street, covering the entire row of trees heavily, leaving behind countless dark silhouettes.
They are either standing or sitting, sideways or facing forward, with countless deep dark brown eyes staring at the camera. Against the backdrop of the gradually darkening sky, their feathers emit a deep purple halo, as if they are messengers from hell.
The audience was stunned.
[What the hell?! ]
[Oh my god, what a handsome flock of crows! They are all ravens!! Oh my god, they are so handsome! ]
[Don't be afraid, it's normal for crows to gather in cities in the evening. It's the urban heat island effect. There's nothing ominous about it. Believe in science.]
[Ahhhhh shit, so the evil forces in the original work refer to the ravens? ? Shit, how can this be both reasonable and ridiculous! ]
[Don’t be fooled by the fact that crows look handsome now, they are really badass when it comes to selling swords! ]
[Ravens have high IQs, scoring the same as chimpanzees in some intelligence tests, and they are also entertaining and emotionally rich, truly a treasure bird.]
[I laughed so hard, I remember seeing a lot of animals being plucked by crows, sometimes they didn’t do it to build nests, they just plucked them, it’s really shameless!! ]
[Hahaha, is that so? Well, how can it not be considered a criminal gang? ]
The audience who were originally empathizing with the passers-by shut up.
When the villainous protagonist of the original work becomes a furry raven, it seems that all the accusations become a bit strange.
After all, no matter how scary a flock of crows looks, they can't really cause any big trouble, and their destructive power is not as great as that of a few drunken people.
Well, when you think about it, it’s no wonder that this subject matter can be broadcast.
The black (physical) evil (sword-dealing) forces are so numerous, it makes sense!
Hiss, let me tell you——
Since the protagonist has become a raven, then will the victims of bullying in those plots also... ?
A few hours later.
"Meow!!"
“Ga ga ga!”
Less than one night after arriving in the city, a certain squad of the Bully Crows had already pecked the butt hair of four cats. Their efficiency was astonishing.
The victim cat was walking on the street under the street light at night. When he heard a strange noise and turned around, he found three sneaky black creatures suddenly following behind him.
The victim cat ignored them, took a look and turned back. After walking a few steps, it heard some noise approaching and turned back suddenly.
But at the same time, the three ravens turned their heads synchronously, tilted their heads and flapped their wings in a friendly manner towards each other, as if they were also looking behind them, without any abnormality.
Eh, it's okay.
Meow meow meow…
The victim cat pressed its ears, instinctively feeling that something was wrong, and quickly quickened its pace.
But when the three bullies behind him saw that they had been discovered, they immediately unconcealed their actions, moved their claws stealthily closer, then lowered their bodies, stretched out their heads and quickly pecked at the victim cat.
“Ouch!”
The victim cat instantly jumped up, turned around and panted angrily, but the three bullies remained indifferent at this time. Instead, they tilted their heads innocently, as if to say:
What's wrong? Just keep going.
The angry victim Meow attempted to drive the bullies away with his cat punch, and while it worked at first, his resistance clearly angered the three bullies.
So on the rest of the way, it encountered frequent "air raids". Crows swooped down from the sky and scratched it with their claws. Although its fur was thick and its flesh was not scratched and it didn't hurt, it could not walk a few steps.
Unable to resist, the victim cat could only give up completely and lie there motionless.
Seeing this, a few crows finally flapped their wings and flew away contentedly, then landed on the treetops and laughed louder and louder at the submissive victim cat.
“Gah—”
“Gah—”
It must be said that there is a hint of sarcasm in the crow's laughter.
The victim cat, who was originally playing badly, completely blew up: "Meow meow meow!!"
But just as it grunted up the tree, a few ravens flew away gracefully, leaving it clinging to the tree trunk, helpless and furious, its beard twisted with anger.
Narrator:
"He actually dared to eavesdrop on their battle plan. Humph, he really overestimated his own abilities. So they sent out their men to teach him a lesson."
"With such strength, he is still a member of the largest gang in this city. How incompetent! It seems that they are all just vases who got to the top because of their looks!"
"Then they can rest assured. The opponent is weak and powerless, so this city is destined to be theirs. Hehe."
The audience laughed until they fell down.
[Damn it, so vicious! ! ]
【Cat: I didn't mess with any of you crows (middle finger), I just passed by the tree where you were staying! 】
[This is so funny, hahahaha, shouldn’t birds be afraid of cats? What are these guys doing!!]
[The crows' sword-selling abilities are initially revealed... Not to mention cats, they even dare to mess with owls and pluck the fur of pandas. They are truly the bullies among birds ()]
[Hahahaha am I the only one who noticed the narration? So, the gang that fights against the protagonist in the original work is the Cat Cult? ]
[Ahh, so cute! So the original gang fights turned into small animals occupying each other's territory? Suddenly it became much gentler ww]
[Curious, what role do humans play in this? ]
Humans are busy refuting rumors.
It is actually quite normal for crows to gather in a city, but it is really scary to watch from a first-person perspective. In addition, this city has never had such a large flock of crows before, so everyone was discussing the crows in the evening all night. Even those who are not superstitious took the opportunity to make a joke about having a good meal before doomsday.
Some bird lovers recognized the flock of crows and enthusiastically provided scientific information.
The crows that appear in the city are actually ravens. All black corvids can actually be called crows, and among them, ravens are the largest and smartest.
Ravens have thicker beaks than common crows, and their feathers are fluffier, especially around the throat. Although they appear all black, their feathers actually have a blue or purple sheen, making them look mysterious and elegant.
Oh, Raven.
Most people just listened to the news for fun, thinking that the crows would leave after a few days. However, they did not expect that this evil force would invade every corner of the city in just a few days.
In the camera, a lone crow in the flock is grooming its feathers gracefully, staring at the park below from time to time, as if thinking about something.
After showing several examples of crows selling swords in the city, the camera fixed on this raven, which was probably the protagonist of the live broadcast.
Based on its appearance alone, it is indeed worthy of being the protagonist.
It has a large body, shiny feathers, and good flying and feeding abilities. When it lands on a branch, it looks like a classical oil painting.
Unfortunately, it doesn't seem to be the leader crow in the population.
But it doesn't matter, since it is the protagonist of the camera, it proves that it will definitely get a promotion and a raise and reach the peak of its life.
The narrator actually says this:
"As the protagonist, how can he who joined the organization with great ambition be willing to be subordinate to others for a long time?"
"As he pushes his gang to the pinnacle of power, he must also be the only one to wear the crown."
"How to expand one's power and gain the capital to fight for power is TA's primary difficulty."
【The only crow, please correct me.】
[I am dying of laughter. It turns out that this is a cool story about upgrading! ]
[Come on, Yaya, let me see what you can do! ]
This is already the third day that the ambitious crow has been squatting in the park. The noisy voices in the park have not scared it, but it has never come closer either. No one knows what it is thinking.
Finally, under the audience's eager anticipation, it finally moved.
It flew down from the tree and landed in a corner of the park.
There is only a girl playing with a dog here. On her left hand are snacks prepared to reward the dog, and on her right hand is a blingbling glowing bracelet.
Is it going to steal something?
This raven was not like other ravens that would go around messing around with cats and dogs as soon as they entered the city. Instead, it ate and rested peacefully. The audience thought it was a unique and cool raven, but who would have thought that it would mess with people right away... Oh, that's not right? ?
"Hello."
A deep and gentle bass voice came from the girl's side. She was startled and turned around, but she didn't see any human beings, only a shiny black crow with its wings folded.
The girl was stunned: "Crow...?"
The raven stared at her, the feathers on its throat moved, and it uttered a clear greeting again: "Hello."
girl:!
Girl: “You, you can talk?!”
When the dog came back from the girl's fun, he saw his beloved master trying to please a pitch-black bird:
"Can you say anything else? Come, learn from me, puppy."
"Oh! Great! This cookie is for you!"
"Ahhhh you're so cute can I touch you? Ah you let me touch you!!"
"Oh my god, this feeling, oh my god..."
The bouncing ball in the dog's mouth fell out.
Hearing the sound, the raven turned to look at it, and suddenly spoke in a human voice:
"Hello, puppy."
Gouzi: Get out of here! !
Hello is a bass voice, puppy is a girl's voice ()
When I watched the video and heard a handsome big crow say "Hi" like a girl, I was completely stunned ()