It's Fluffy, So It's Reasonable

As brainless plot-derived small worlds gradually multiplied, higher-dimensional viewers grew dissatisfied and critical:

"How can such a terrible personality be liked?"

"Spee...

Society, you crow brother

Society, you crow brother

"Oh my god, is this true?"

"The testimonies of passers-by are all the same, how could they be false?"

"So it's not a coincidence, they really know?"

“Oh my god, is this the result of deputy director training?”

After rescuing the man and collecting evidence from some nearby pedestrians, the police officers not only confirmed that the young man had indeed committed suicide due to depression, but also learned a fact that was incredible to them.

That is, the three or four crows watching the excitement overhead had been following the protagonist of this case from the very beginning.

Ah this? ?

They were called out by the protagonist Crow, and they thought that Crow had discovered another pet-related injury case, and that it was just a coincidence that they found someone committing suicide on the bridge. However, combined with what passersby said...did it bring them here on purpose? ?

The police officers' jaws dropped to the ground as they watched the crows watching the melons on the power lines.

No, has the business of Crow Group expanded to this module? !

It must be a spirit, right? It must be!

[Wow, crows are so smart!!]

[Is this the result of the protagonist crow's learning? How did it know that this person wanted to commit suicide? And how did it teach the species to recognize? ? ]

[People are worse than crows series, if this guy hadn't jumped down so fast I wouldn't have noticed anything unusual! ]

Such questions were also circling in the police officer's mind.

Yes, from the looks of it, this happened very suddenly.

This young man who was determined to commit suicide did not choose to commit suicide late at night or away from the crowd. Instead, he leaned on the bridge to enjoy the scenery like a normal passerby. One minute before he committed suicide, he even kindly helped passersby take photos.

It is difficult for most ordinary people to see his true psychology, so how do the crows understand it?

“Gah—”

The protagonist crow groomed the younger brothers as if to reward them, let them play by themselves, and then leisurely landed on the shoulder of a lucky policeman, raising his head slightly with dignity and pride.

All right, Yaya, come and claim your reward.

Naturally, the police officers respectfully invited this big bird, which was so spiritual that it seemed a little supernatural, back to the police station, and Fu Chen evaluated the incident.

Fu Chen: …

Although he had experienced storms and waves for decades, he had never seen such a scene.

He suddenly felt that he might not be qualified enough to evaluate this group of overly intelligent crows, or he might need to find a bird expert with more than ten years of experience to analyze this incident.

Taking over the calm protagonist Crow, he couldn't help but sigh: "You really scared me this time."

Protagonist Crow: “Huh?”

It tilted its head in dissatisfaction and raised its paw to poke the human's neck.

What about the reward? What about the reward?

"Yes, there will be." Fu Chen inexplicably understood the bird's meaning from its round eyes, and comforted it with a smile, then carried the protagonist crow to the meeting room, "But before that, I need to know how you did it."

After checking the bureau's surveillance and with the help of the understanding and speculation of off-site experts, everyone finally understood the whole story of the Crow Group's activities.

Perhaps the image that the deputy director casually played at the time misled the leading crow, making it think that it was looking for a similar scene this time, so the crows went out together to search in the city.

But how is it possible to really find it?

Not to mention whether these cases would happen to happen simultaneously in these few days, even if they did, the crows might not be able to be found.

As we all know, case simulation and actual cases are two completely different things, just like the difference between standard cases in medical textbooks and actual patients. The main purpose is for reference only.

If the crows really followed the map, it would be impossible for them to find the exact crime scene.

But one day, the protagonist Crow walked into the Public Security Bureau and accompanied a clerk to sort out real video materials that had been going on for a long time.

Everyone zoomed in on the surveillance footage of that day, freezing the picture on the raven's movements of occasionally tilting its head and blinking. At a certain moment, its serious expression suddenly melted away, becoming cheerful and relaxed.

"So what does it know based on these videos?"

At the conference table, everyone was hesitant to speak, and finally burst into fierce complaints in sync:

"People are not as good as birds. People are not as good as birds."

“It understands now? It understands now?”

"What should I do? I suddenly feel so useless..."

"Master Crow, teach me, teach me, teach me!"

Because the leaders are young, the atmosphere has always been relaxed and everyone can speak freely in such a simple meeting.

Fu Chen contacted an expert in crow research and got a slightly more credible answer.

"Among human facial features, eyes have the highest information density and can convey the most information. Even if other parts of the face can be disguised, the expression in the eyes cannot be hidden."

"And crows have good memories. They can remember human faces and understand human expressions. According to what you said, your ravens are the best among them. They can even summarize the patterns of human expressions in the video to predict cases..."

“Although I haven’t seen it, I think it’s possible.”

"The crows I studied before would summarize the patterns of traffic flow, traffic patterns, and the patterns of human kitchen waste dumping for their livelihoods... They have a strong ability to adapt to environmental rules. If the ravens you have are close enough to humans and even regard humans as partners in the same community, then I think it is very likely that they can guess human expressions and summarize patterns."

"Just like cooperating with a lone wolf, it is also dangerous for a crow to randomly cooperate with a wolf. So the basis for speculating whether the other party is cooperative is probably based on its speculation on the lone wolf's behavior and micro-expressions."

"But your example is still a bit complicated... I'm really curious. If they haven't flown away in a while, I'll come over to take a look."

"Haha, what's so strange about that? There are so many smart people in nature. It's just that humans have their own closed society, so there are fewer interesting interactions like this."

So the conclusion is that ravens are really smart.

When Fu Chen announced this conclusion, everyone stopped discussing and turned their admiring eyes to the raven combing its feathers in the center of the conference table.

Oh my god, this is too outrageous.

Protagonist Crow: Huh?

Why haven't you given out the rewards yet?

Ya Ya, who had waited patiently for a long time, was told that he would have to take another ability test.

Protagonist Crow: ...Huh?

It's really not easy to eat a human meal.jpg

Life is not easy, everyone sighs.

Based on the footage that the raven watched that day, everyone tentatively retrieved a video that it had never seen before and showed it to the protagonist crow, allowing the protagonist crow to judge the second half of the case based on the first half.

This is to verify whether today's events are coincidence.

The first picture corresponds to a human trafficking case in real life.

On the left and right sides are a real kidnapping case and a picture of a distant relative teasing a child.

People can easily distinguish this scene.

The adult on the left was intentionally avoiding eye contact, and was constantly checking to see if there was anyone around, appearing a bit sneaky; whereas the adult on the right was not shy at all, he picked up the child and ran away with a smile, without a trace of guilt in his eyes.

But there is a misleading point here.

When the picture was paused, the one on the left had not had time to catch the child, but the one on the right had already run several meters with the child. If the crow only looked at the actions and not the expressions, it would have been misled.

"Ga." This.

The protagonist crow did hesitate briefly, but it still moved its paws to the left.

Yaya had no concept of crime, and was even less aware that human society had the strange habit of kidnapping other people's cubs. Its hesitation was not because it was misled, but because it simply associated the scene on the right with the scene it had found wrong before, and created a new label in its mind to place a new scene.

The test is still ongoing, and the protagonist Crow's judgment is correct every time.

It hesitated until the last time, when two very different faces appeared on the screen.

The one on the left is a real depressed patient, who is in a stable period. She is amused by a joke told by the doctor, and her brows and eyes are relaxed, looking relaxed and happy.

On the right is a famous film clip in which an actor plays a mentally ill patient. His superb acting skills make the pain in his eyes look extremely real.

“Gurgle…”

The protagonist crow made a rare gurgling sound from its throat, which indicated its distress. It would occasionally look back at people hesitantly, moving back and forth like a little crab, as if asking:

——Is this really a multiple-choice question?

Finally, the clever bird was stumped. The humans were delighted and urged with a smile:

"Choose quickly, choose quickly."

"I believe you, go ahead."

"It's the last question. Come on, come on."

Even though the raven got this question wrong, its ability has been recognized by everyone.

After rewarding the crows, they planned to hold another small meeting to think about how to cooperate with the crows to monitor occasional cases in the city.

They must have been very busy since then, and now they enjoy teasing the bird, just like teasing an overly intelligent but young child at home.

“Kuku…”

With a lighter in his throat, the protagonist Crow turned his head.

It's so hesitant. The biped can't even see the color. It's annoying.

After taking a closer look at the two completely different expressions on the faces in front of him, Yaya thought seriously and finally chose the right one.

"Oops, that's wrong."

"It's okay, it's already very powerful."

"The veteran actor's acting is just so good, hahaha. He can even fool the crows."

"Okay, okay, it's getting impatient, let's send it back quickly."

Protagonist Crow: ...

The humans chattered, but the crows just thought they were noisy.

After being sent back to the park by Fu Chen and confirming that there was precious meat in the crows' special food troughs and that there were some toys that all crows liked in the park, the protagonist crow was reluctantly satisfied and returned to the population leisurely without biting anyone.

On the way back, Fu Chen became interested in the actor who could confuse Raven, so he found the original film and searched for the actor based on the cast list at the end of the film.

Then he paused.

The information says that the actor died shortly after filming this movie.

The cause of death was suicide.

There are many conspiracy theories on the Internet about the cause of his death, because he looked normal when attending events and his daily sharing was always positive and optimistic, and he didn't look like someone with a mental illness at all.

But after reading the police report, Fu Chen knew there weren't so many conspiracy theories and it was most likely that the actor committed suicide.

Fu Chen felt a little strange for a moment.

So, was it the actor's acting that fooled Raven, or was it that Raven saw through his acting and directly understood his inner struggle beneath the mask?

hiss--

Even he couldn't help but feel horrified for a moment.

But it's not out of fear, but out of awe.

Fu Chen shook his head and quickened his pace.

When we get back, we must tell those youngsters to be more cautious and not treat the crows so frivolously.

No wonder there were so many supernatural legends about crows in ancient times. How could people who think they are the masters of all things not be in awe of such extremely intelligent spiritual animals?

Meanwhile, the crows.

The big birds were eating in harmony, but the narrator seemed to have detected something and suddenly spoke:

“This collaboration demonstrates the gang’s ability to cause terror.”

"They are the lingering shadows of this city, looming over the sky. Even the slightest movement under the shadow cannot escape their eyes."

"The authorities originally just wanted to borrow their power, but after this incident they no longer dare to claim to be the boss, and have instead reached a purely equal cooperation relationship."

"If you ask why, they can only say: This kid is so scary!!"

The audience was stunned.

[Ah? Why is it so scary? ]

[I can understand the shock people feel when crows can read human expressions, but why is it so terrifying? Didn’t the crows get the last question wrong? ]

【Could it be that the last question is correct? 】

[Oh? So the acting skills that can fool most people still can't fool Yaya. Originally, everyone thought they were about the same as Yaya, but it turns out that Yaya is even better than them? ]

[This is very interesting. It may be because of the strong vision and insight of birds. Isn't it said that birds can see ultraviolet rays that humans can't see? And there are also types of cone cells. In fact, animals in nature have many special abilities. Humans have an advantage in intelligence, but their structure can only be said to be average. ]

[So in fact, Ya Ya may not only look at expressions, but also some things that humans cannot understand...]

[Ohhhh, is that so? Then I also want to say that Crow Crow is so scary! ]

The crow doesn't understand people's psychological process. It only knows that when it wakes up, it has a lot of new fun to do today.

When I asked my younger brother to help find things before, they were all running around separately. But today, I saw that many places had new shiny things, which were obviously specially made for crows to stay.

"quack!"

“Ga ga ga!”

“Ga ga, ga!”

The younger ones flew over excitedly to have a look and tried to peck at it. Although they failed, they found it quite interesting. The three big birds all hung on it with their claws and swung around, shedding feathers from time to time.

When passers-by looked up, they saw three black creatures hanging upside down and thought they were bats. They were scared to death.

Police officers: ...

Hiss, it seems that not all ravens are so smart. I still need to talk to the leader crow.

This thing is not for crows to play with, but to improve their efficiency.

If they encounter any abnormality, the crows need to call for the boss, who will then fly to the police station and they will respond. This is too inefficient.

Since it is clear that the crows have strict discipline and we also know that they are willing to look for "problematic" people at the call of the leader crow, then let them report any abnormalities directly to us.

They promoted this side and also released the last incident, and at the end they hinted vaguely with a joke that the crows in the city have good personalities and that if you encounter danger, you can run to where the crows gather to ask for help.

The previous words were gradually getting closer to the crow group, and there was no big problem with the current publicity. After all, so far there has been no case of crows actively hurting people, they only untied people's shoelaces and stole things.

Maybe, they can really hire a police bird from outside to be the dark knight of the city?

"Haha." I understand.

The protagonist Crow tilted his head and watched the police officers' explanations with gestures. He barked a few times to show that he understood, and then taught his younger brothers one by one, telling them to stop being naughty, as this was everyone's stable job.

The big black birds shuttled through the city, and there were shiny resting places specially prepared for them every few dozen meters, covering almost half of the city, which showed how much people valued the crows.

Narrator:

"The government is willing to act as a protective umbrella for the gangs, endorsing them in the name of the government to show legitimacy."

"Since then, the entire city has been nominally shrouded in the shadow of the Crow Gang. No one can refuse and can only accept their ubiquitous prying eyes."

“It’s nominally protection, but who knows in reality?”

"When passing by, they are occasionally robbed by gang members. People with better looks are forced to serve them. Sometimes, they follow them at night..."

"Alas, this city has truly become a city of sin."

[Hahahahahaha the original is so evil, it can't survive at all. ]

[But the crows here are really nice. If they are not bad guys, I don’t think there is any need to be afraid. ]

[It feels like a police dog. If you don’t have any bad intentions, it won’t bother you.]

[No, no, the crows here are more careless. Look, they are doing their job and even rub against people's hands to beg for touch! If they can't do their job well, let me punish them!]

[Hahahaha, it is indeed protection, but Yaya will occasionally sell swords, but isn't this quite interesting. ]

[Hey~ Don’t destroy my reputation. Although I’m a thug in a suit, I never do evil things! ! ]

Although he had tamed cats, dogs, and bipeds, there was still one most important thing that had not yet begun.

“Gah—”

“Gah—”

In the far suburbs, a group of shrill-voiced crows were chirping and talking to each other on a dead tree.

There was a huge crowd of crows, probably several hundred of them.

They became less and less familiar with the city, less and less aware of the food dropped on the road and the closeness of strange humans, so they gradually retreated outwards and left the core of the city.

As they retreated, the leading crow was surprised to find that the number of its members was gradually decreasing.

Looking again, I saw that they had all run into another group of crows.

quack--

It spread its wings coldly and stared in the direction of the city.

The other party actually dared to provoke it first.

Then, it's time to decide the winner.

Happy Dragon Boat Festival everyone~

Protagonist Crow:?

The protagonist Crow: I am working hard on my career and I am not trying to steal someone else's girlfriend. What's wrong with you guys? (Looking at the strange Crow)

The defected Crow: Humans gave me too much! I was forced to learn how to speak, and after I learned it, I didn’t dare to go back (I am timid and submissive)