As brainless plot-derived small worlds gradually multiplied, higher-dimensional viewers grew dissatisfied and critical:
"How can such a terrible personality be liked?"
"Spee...
Society, you crow brother
Huh?
Do you think everything is alright?
Seeing the man below acting as if he was saved when he heard the police were coming, the protagonist Crow sneered in his heart, raised his head slightly, and called out softly to his brothers on both sides.
The younger brothers understood and immediately began flapping their wings and flying around the alley. From time to time, they swooped over the man's head and made eerie calls close to his ears.
It does not cause much harm but is a strong deterrent.
“Gah—”
The threatening cries of the crows lingered in the alley, causing the man, whose clothes were already tattered and stained with blood, to collapse.
He grabbed the police officer’s arm and yelled, “Please take care of them!! They are attacking me like crazy!!”
Police Officer: …
To be honest, it's quite funny to ask him how he feels.
Looking at the fighting power and execution ability of the crows, there is no need for their help. This guy can only fend for himself.
"This matter is not our responsibility. We found you because we found you wearing a police uniform..."
Glancing at his uniform that had been torn into tatters by the angry crows, he coughed lightly and his expression returned to seriousness: "Anyway, we've caught you red-handed, so come with us."
"What?! Are you still not responsible...!"
"Stop talking about that. Let's talk about you wearing a police uniform without permission first."
quack.
After carefully observing the police officers' reactions to the murderer and confirming that they were distant but with a hint of disgust, the protagonist Crow nodded and reluctantly acknowledged their attitude.
He did not protect the murderer, nor did he stop the crows from taking revenge. Haha, he was very sensible.
“Gah—”
It barked a few times at its younger brothers, indicating that the arrest tonight was successfully completed, then followed the police car to the familiar Public Security Bureau.
It was just getting light, but everyone in the bureau was still there, without changing their uniforms.
Probably because they had just finished dealing with other matters yesterday, they worked overtime to find the poisoner for the crows, so they arrived at the scene to catch him so quickly.
Although Ya Ya couldn't understand this, the audience easily figured it out.
【I am touched. Everyone is doing well. 】
[So this city is pretty good. Everyone is very responsible.]
[After all, the Crows are their colleagues, hehe. Otherwise, they would have to work overtime every day even if they were short of police force.]
The protagonist crow didn't notice this. He was only focused on observing the reactions of these two-legged beasts to the murderer.
"Pfft - the ravens are so fierce, haha."
"Why is there a bald spot on your head? Which crow killed someone?"
"Serves him right! This guy is a habitual poisoner. He has poisoned dogs in other cities before. He is really crazy!"
"Those dog dealers who were arrested before are his relatives, right? Birds of a feather flock together!"
"Tsk, he can only be detained for a dozen days. Has he committed any other crime?"
"He only dared to attack animals... The regulations in this regard are still not enough, we can't use this to control it."
"Do we have to wait until this pervert attacks someone else before we can do anything about it? Sigh."
quack.
Crow tilted his head at the plaque.
Although it is unclear why this group of two-legged beasts were inexplicably lost later, but since the first look they gave the murderer was fierce, they should be on the same front with Crow, right?
The protagonist Crow flew into the Public Security Bureau and landed on the shoulder of a police officer.
It tentatively raised its paw and greeted her: "Hello."
Haha, just asking.
Yaya and you are still in a cooperative relationship, right?
Although Yaya suspected you yesterday, this is also normal for crows. You shouldn't mind it, right?
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"Hey, Boss Crow, you're here!"
The Twolegs' reaction was better than it had expected.
The police officer raised his shoulders slightly, flattered, and carefully touched the raven's smooth feathers, and said softly: "Are you hungry? I'll find you something to eat?"
"Don't worry, that guy has been caught. We will educate him ideologically..."
"Haha, but you guys are still more capable. You found it faster than us. If I had known earlier, I would have followed you in your search."
"The new surveillance has arrived today. We will keep an eye on it from now on. Don't worry."
"Coo."
The protagonist crow squeezed out a gurgling sound from his throat, indicating that he felt comfortable being touched, and gently shook his tail.
Although the crow could not understand the long sentences, it could feel the gentle attitude of humans.
So it dignifiedly accepted the loving feeding from the police officers, and returned to the park with peace of mind, convinced that its status here remained the same.
The narrator concluded:
"Sure enough, there are hidden resistance forces that are dissatisfied with the cooperation between the gangs and the government and are waiting for an opportunity to sabotage it."
“They almost succeeded.”
"The gang was furious at the loss of its members and lost its mind for a moment and broke into the official base to confront them. This is a provocation no matter where you put it."
"Fortunately, the leaders of both sides managed to keep their sanity and chose to trust each other, and finally successfully found the culprit behind the scenes."
[Yeah yeah yeah, Crow is the most powerful! ]
[In fact, it doesn’t matter whether the police come or not. After all, it’s scary to see dozens of crows taking turns to scratch someone. I think that person is going to collapse when I see a few bald spots on his head ()]
[Hahahaha, he is the leader of the bird gangs after all! He even dares to challenge the raptors in the sky, so a mere offending biped is nothing to him! ]
[Actually, this is just the beginning... Crows are very vindictive, and they have a long lifespan, so they can even pass on their grudges to new species. I can already foresee that the bad guy will be harassed by crows for the rest of his life, haha.]
That's true.
The more than ten days of detention for wearing police uniforms without permission passed in a flash. Although the police officers were worried, they still had to release the man.
Seeing the arrogant figure, they talked about it:
"I always feel that he will do it again after he returns..."
"Of course he will. When we tried to persuade him, he just smiled and said the police couldn't do anything about it. He knew it was immoral, but the law couldn't do anything about it."
"I really hate this kind of person..."
"Have all the surveillance cameras on that road been installed?"
"Well, I also talked to the merchant who sold him the pesticides before. He probably won't be able to produce the pesticides for a while."
"Tell the residents who have pets nearby to be careful and not let their pets eat things that fall on the ground."
That's all they can do.
The crows have finally returned to their previous closeness and liveliness. I'm really worried that this guy will go out and make the crows nervous again.
Alas, what a sin.
The sad atmosphere had not yet dissipated, and just half an hour after leaving, the poisoner ran back to the police station in a mess.
The hat that covered his bald head was gone, and the cloth on his shoulders was wrinkled, as if it had been scratched by something sharp, with hooks on it.
The most important thing is that his body is covered with a lot of suspicious sticky marks, even on his face.
Front Desk Officer: ...Wow.
Tactical retreat.
The poisoner was no longer as leisurely as before. He almost collapsed and banged on the table and yelled: "Drive those crows away! They keep attacking citizens and you don't care?"
The police officer smiled politely.
"I'm sorry, we can't help with this kind of thing."
"Just like we can't control your poisonous bird...well, disputes between humans and birds are not our business."
These were what the poisoner had said when he confidently refuted the police officer's advice not to hurt the bird. What else did this guy say at that time... Oh, yes.
"If you have any questions, you can find out the relevant legal provisions."
"If not, it will be difficult for us to take action."
Defeat magic with magic!
The police officer watched the poisoner leave unwillingly and angrily with a smile on his face, then turned around and shared this amusement with his colleagues.
Everyone is dying of laughter:
"Hahahaha help me, I almost forgot the crows' ability to hold grudges!"
"We are worrying about nothing. If the crows take revenge, we won't be able to stop them. We may even have to ask them to be gentler. Haha."
"Oh, no, didn't this person tell us not to mind the animals? So why should we?"
“Hahahaha, yeah. But these crows are pretty sensible. At most they just scratched the skin. No serious injuries. That’s good.”
"No, no, you don't know, this guy came in covered in..."
"Ah~ It's over, the crows have learned bad things and now know how to use chemical attacks!"
The atmosphere in the Public Security Bureau was relaxed and lively because of this episode, while the targeted poisoner was in a gloomy mood.
He knew nothing of the crows' capacity for vengeance.
Over the next few years, Crow would come to harass him on time every day.
Whether it is his house or his means of transportation, once the crows discover their relevance, they will ruthlessly pollute and damage them.
This is actually still light.
The most important thing is that once he goes out, more than a dozen crows will attack him at close range.
Even with a helmet on his forehead, he could still feel the huge force of the crows passing over his head, which made his whole body tremble.
If they can't hit a person, the crows will fight in a roundabout way, tearing his clothes and leaving bloody streaks.
He could never leave the house again.
No one dared to approach him, for fear of being accidentally injured by the crows.
He had killed many animals by poisoning them.
What he liked most was watching the animals that he fed and trusted completely struggle and die because of his naivety and stupidity.
Many times, they did not doubt him who had just fed them poison, but instead placed all their hopes on the murderer with moist eyes, whimpering for help, and then died painfully in front of him.
This greatly satisfied his inner desire for sadism.
Isn’t this normal?
Occasionally, one can see comments criticizing people like him on the Internet, but he would ignore them and simply say that those guys were stupid enough to eat randomly and deserved to be poisoned to death.
No one can control him anyway.
The man who had been killing animals in a condescending manner all day long was finally bitten back when he reached out his hand to the crows.
On countless nights, the hoarse and terrifying cries of the crows would echo by his window, making it difficult for him to fall asleep. He became depressed and on the verge of collapse, and even had hallucinations.
Gah——
Gah——
Since the laws of human society cannot control you, let the crows, which are equally unrestrained, rule you.
If you think it is normal to poison and kill animals, then isn't it normal for crows to take revenge on you?
In the dead of night, the black shadows in the city said this.
They spread their wings, brandished their claws, and tore him apart and devoured him.
...What a joke!
How could his life be ruined by a bunch of stinky birds!
Several years of torture became unbearable for him. Even though he had no savings, he quickly sold his property and fled to another city, thinking that he would be free there.
Then, at the station, he saw some large black birds.
It's either an illusion or a raven.
He completely broke down.
The crows pointed at him as if they were watching a show:
"Haha? Haha." What's wrong with this kid? He ran away when he saw us.
"Ha ha ha?" Is this the blacklist that headquarters mentioned?
"Ga, ga, ga." Wow, escaped here.
After understanding everything, the ravens looked at each other and laughed arrogantly like villains.
Haha!
Didn't expect that?!
The Crow Gang has gone offline!
It is impossible to escape the blame easily!
There is no possibility of liberation for a person until he has made atonement to the animals.
He has been retaliated by the crows for several years and has never thought of apologizing. He is such a bad guy who never changes his ways. He deserves it!
But that’s all later.
For now, the crows’ revenge on him has just begun, and the protagonist crow ignored him after issuing the order. After confirming that there were no new poisoners, he was busy leading the crows in the suburbs into the city to familiarize them with the environment.
quack.
The protagonist crow was in a very good mood and was shaking his tail.
After today it will be the real boss, so happy.
The survival problem of the crow group was successfully solved. All the crows were full of admiration for the protagonist crow. The original leading crow also kept his promise and stepped down, allowing the protagonist crow to become the boss.
The protagonist Crow was still not satisfied after leading his new little brother around the city, so he flew to several familiar human gathering places to spread joy.
"Boss Crow, you are here again. My Maomao has been waiting for you to come and play with me."
In the park, familiar dog owners were walking their dogs and greeting people with smiles.
Protagonist Crow: What, how do you know I'm the boss? !
"Meow? Meow, meow, meow..." What are you doing here? I don't have any more balls...
In the courtyard, the cow cat, which had a much gentler temperament, pressed its ears and muttered.
Protagonist Crow: Yes, yes, it was the one that gave up its seat voluntarily.
"Hahaha, you seem to be in a good mood."
At the Public Security Bureau, Fu Chen looked at Ya Ya, who was childishly causing trouble on the table, with a helpless look on his face, and shook his head.
Protagonist Crow: That's it, being the boss is as easy as destroying these papers~
The audience laughed their ass off.
[Hahahaha the main character Yaya’s character is ruined!! ]
[But it’s so cute, hahahaha, I’m dying of laughter, what a cute contrast. ]
[Look at how depressed the child is. It's probably because of all the ups and downs and changes before. Now that he finally becomes the leader, he's very excited.]
[Before the final battle, I would nervously carry the child. It seems that Yaya really cares about this hahaha. ]
[Great! Yaya has reached the pinnacle of his career! The narrator should come out and praise him! ]
Narrator: …
"The fruits plucked after hardships and setbacks are the sweetest. When one finally stands at the pinnacle of power, no one can understand the excitement in his heart."
[Actually, we can understand that, hahaha. ]
[Ray! Ray! Support Ray! ]
“However, the world is so big, and the current peak is just a corner.”
[Hmm? ? The sudden turn sprained my waist! ]
[Wait, this development...]
"Yes! There is a wider world waiting for them to explore, and there are more territories waiting for them to conquer! Their steps never stop, and their stories never end!"
[Damn, I see some male-oriented novels in which a new map is opened and upgraded from the beginning after reaching the top ()]
[Hahahaha, the original work should really be like this. After all, the map of a city is too narrow. ]
"Well, let's wait and see. They will bring more stories, and the fight for power will never stop."
[Great, I can continue watching Ya Ya! ]
[Looking forward to Ya Ya conquering the new city, hahaha, go for it! ]
quack.
The protagonist Crow is indeed thinking.
There are too many crows in the city. Should we move some of them to nearby cities?
Sometimes, stories start with some insignificant ideas.
For example, Fu Chen could not have imagined at that time that the tourism economy of the crow colony mentioned by several wealthy businessmen at that time would actually work.
He now just had a simple idea, in order to give the crows enough protection and prevent similar incidents from happening again, so he invited the protagonist crow to appear on camera to promote it:
"Just eat some peanuts, don't bother showing off."
"quack?"
"It's mainly to let everyone know what you've done. We'll give you a small medal. From now on, you'll be real extra-official police officers."
“Gah.”
Although the protagonist Crow didn't understand, since the big boss who was cooperating with it begged it in such a soft voice, it agreed.
Anyway, it's the boss today and it's in a good mood, haha.
Who doesn't know it's already the boss?
The main character Crow: (scratching the screen with wings) You know, right? About the fact that I am now the leader of the Crow Group!
It will end tomorrow! This is probably a crow city from the perspective of a passerby, with some small details about how people and crows get along~
Ya Ya has about 15 chapters, catching up with Fei Chu, which is good, it doesn’t get shorter as it goes on ()
I hope to write a longer one for the next big and small pandas...