Society, you crow brother

Okay, okay, this is indeed a serious matter.

The protagonist Crow landed next to his companion and saw a group of cats in the park still staring at it hungrily, licking their paws and wiping their mouths from time to time. He suddenly felt a little embarrassed.

This is the base it chose for its little brothers. Where did these cats come from?

The little crows were beside it, chattering in unison to explain to it.

They successfully captured the hearts of humans yesterday using the method taught by the boss. They are happily enjoying the massage and feeding from humans, and have already planned to call their friends in the crow group to settle here together.

Although he didn't pay much attention to a familiar victim cat passing by, who would have thought that the guy would gather almost half of the victim cats in the city and come in to seek revenge.

It’s so unfair!

The little crows were filled with grief and indignation.

The five of them don't like to nibble at cats' butts. All in all, they've only teased three or four cats this week. Why are all the cats in the city hating them?

It turns out that cats are stupid balls of fur with small brains and only decent fur. They don’t even know how to identify the real culprit!

Obviously, there are huge differences between each of them, haha!

Protagonist Crow: ...

You are right, it is really an unexpected disaster.

Without feeling guilty about the fact that he had also pecked a cat yesterday, the protagonist Crow patted his younger brothers with his wings in comfort, and looked at the cats that had already occupied the park below with a serious look in his eyes.

It is impossible to fight unless a cat is alone, otherwise if a fight really breaks out, half of its feathers will be plucked off by those furry monsters.

Although crows are very smart, a group of cats working together can still cause great damage, unless they fight among themselves... haha.

The scenes of interactions between people and cats that I saw while patrolling the city suddenly flashed through my mind.

The clever crow fell into deep thought.

[I am dying of laughter, so cute, a bunch of fur balls fighting, hahahaha. ]

[Oh, no wonder there is some black fluff in the middle of the park. Which unlucky crow got scratched? ]

[Furry, furry, so much furry~ People who come to the park must be so happy that they faint. 】

[Although I really want to vote for the cats to win, since the protagonists are the crows, then in the end the crows with high IQ will definitely win. ]

[Has Crow figured out how to conquer the cats? ]

perhaps.

After a brief thought, the protagonist crow took his younger crows to hold a meeting stealthily in the treetops.

After cackling a few times, as if they had received a mission, several ravens flew in different directions with clear goals.

Meow?

In the park, the leader of the stray cats, Cow Cat, looked up with some alertness, and was a little confused to see that the group of big birds had just flown away.

The other cats also noticed this and looked at the leader cat who led them here for revenge, silently asking what to do next.

Although the cow cat has the leadership ability to gather its companions, its idea is still relatively simple, which is to gather together to drive out this group of stinky birds. Now that it sees that its goal has been achieved, it thinks it can disperse.

“Meow——”

It ran the fastest because it heard the footsteps of humans.

Most of the cats left before the humans arrived at the park, except for four or five cats who were still hesitantly hiding in the corner, as if they wanted to beg for food from humans.

A few elderly people were still the first to arrive at the park for exercise.

"Hey, are all the birds gone?"

As soon as they came in, they thought about the big bird that was acting coquettishly beside them yesterday. They looked around but didn't see it. They couldn't help feeling a little disappointed: "I brought the peanuts I just made..."

“Gah.”

But at this moment, a raven landed near them and said politely, "Hello."

Meow meow meow? ?

The cats in the corner opened their eyes wide.

This black bird can talk!

Oh my god!

The cats, who had been planning to rush out together to chase the bird away, suddenly became timid and huddled in the corner. Seeing that the raven was quite popular among people, they became angry and annoyed.

This crow is actually in cahoots with the two-legged beasts!

What should I do? Is it possible that they can’t find any food?

At this moment, the raven suddenly jumped off the chair and led people to the corner where a calico cat was hiding.

"ha--"

Little Sanhua breathed a warning breath at the daring crow in the dark, but this could not stop the protagonist crow from leading people to find it.

"Oh, there's a cat!"

The old lady was very surprised and showed great affection to the protagonist who brought her here: "You don't want to eat yourself, do you want me to feed your good friend first?"

The protagonist Crow tilted his head: "Huh?"

Hey, why doesn't this human chase the cat away?

Why was that black and white cat running just now?

Gaga gaga what is she talking about? ?

The old man was filled with emotion: "Who says only humans have emotions? You, a big bird, also have such noble sentiments! I am so touched! Wait, I will feed it now."

She felt in her pocket and pulled out the cat strips.

Fortunately, her granddaughter has a cat, and she carries some snacks with her all day to entertain the cat, and now they finally come in handy.

“Meow…”

The little cat with three-pointed ears was ready to run away at any time, but the next second, the scent of cat strips made it pause.

As a little urban stray, it is actually quite familiar with the feeding process. It is just a little scared because there is a raven this time, which has left a psychological trauma on their population.

However, the food is already right in front of my mouth, how can I not eat it!

The little Sanhua stretched out its head, closed its eyes, and took big bites of the cat food, making a humming sound as it protected its food.

Before it knew it, the big black bird moved its claws stealthily towards it.

Since the chosen thugs were unreliable, the protagonist Crow decided to chase the cat himself, approaching while choosing a suitable spot to bite.

Unfortunately, the cat reacts very quickly.

"ha!"

"quack--"

The protagonist crow just tentatively moved a little closer, and the little three-flowered bird, who was originally immersed in the food, immediately reacted, turned around in an instant, and took a breath to shoot the bird in one go.

Although the protagonist crow dodged in time, a little bit of its fur was still hooked off, and it quickly flapped its wings and moved away a few steps.

Humph.

The little cat proudly hooked its tail, turned around and was about to enjoy the delicious meal without being disturbed by birds, but the cat strips near its mouth were pulled away.

When he looked up again, the amiable two-legged beast that had been smiling just now was shocked and disagreed: "How can you hit it! It's your friend!"

...Huh?

The protagonist crow originally wanted to fly away, but seeing this development, the frequency of flapping its wings gradually slowed down, and it folded its wings and watched the show.

The cat didn't understand at all. It took a few steps forward and raised its paw, trying to reach the half-eaten cat noodle.

The old man took another step back seriously: "No, you have to apologize to it!"

Xiao Sanhua: "Meow meow meow??"

After the old man gestured many times, Xiao Sanhua finally understood what the human meant, and her pupils trembled for a moment.

Meow meow what?!

Let it please that stinking crow!

The little kitty can't stand this grievance!

The little three-flowered cat whimpered and argued with reason, but humans did not understand it.

At this moment of extreme aggrievedness, the crows that were originally watching slowly approached again.

With the experience from last time, Xiao Sanhua didn't dare to act rashly. She just stared at the bird with her eyes wide open, making full preparations.

The raven did not peck at it.

On the contrary, it used its sharp beak to gently comb the hair on the little calico's neck, which was a little messy due to hiding just now, as if to comfort it.

Xiao Sanhua: ! !

It looked hesitantly at the big black bird next to it, not knowing what the other party was trying to do.

But soon, human reactions made it gradually understand everything:

"Hey! Crows are really good birds!"

"Yes, that's it, ah, biological harmony."

"Cat, please don't let the bird down and stop scratching it."

A group of old people who had gathered around at some point were amazed. Some were praising the raven, while others were looking forward to the reaction of the little Sanhua.

Cats living in human cities all know how to read people's expressions to some extent.

The little calico cat instinctively followed the expectations of humans and did not reject the raven's approach. It lay quietly and let the big bird groom it. After that, it received extra rewards from humans. In addition to the initial cat food, it also received many snacks.

Next, the raven went to find another cat, so people went to watch excitedly, leaving the well-fed little calico cat lying there feeling lost.

I’m so full.

But I always feel like I'm missing something. QAQ

The other cats saw it and kept it in mind, but they were too greedy for the food in the humans' hands to do anything about the crows that were approaching so brazenly. They could only acquiesce in what humans called "inter-species friendship" and ate two large bowls of rice with tears in their eyes.

There seemed to be an ethereal meow in my mind saying:

——After eating this bowl of rice, you will no longer be a revenge cat, and the crows in the park must not have anything to do with you!

Narrator:

"The best way to fight a solid alliance is to defeat them one by one."

"Using public opinion to bind some marginal members to oneself, not only will the alliance's power be reduced, but also peripheral members will be added to oneself, killing two birds with one stone!"

“This is just the first step of his plan.”

[If I had known that being a cat would also be morally kidnapped...]

[Hahahaha what a thing, so scheming and terrifying! ]

[You are a man who has done good deeds for others. You have set a bad example, little Sanhua (I feel deeply saddened)]

[But there are only a few of them. There were dozens of cats in the group just now. You can't do this to every cat, right? ]

[No, no, no, this is a big move by Chief Crow! Think about it, their base is right here. This time they are showing the friendship between birds and cats to humans. It will be troublesome next time the cat team wants to hurt birds in the park! Unilaterally tearing up the friendship agreement will be condemned by the third-party human representative! ]

[Yes, in that case, we crows only need to squat on the tree and wait for people to come. The protagonist crow is awesome.]

[Hahahahaha, I laughed my ass off. I was so into the show at the beginning. Can it be interpreted this way? ]

Perhaps the protagonist Crow was just aware of the idol burden of cats in front of humans, and wanted to simply use the sword to amuse the cat, but he unexpectedly achieved this effect. It's really amazing.

However, although the threat to the park has been resolved, there is still a group of furry monsters outside who are eyeing them covetously. The free and unrestrained Crow will not be content to live in the park.

With the information obtained by his younger brothers during their outing, the protagonist Crow flapped his wings and led his younger brothers to search for the cat squad that had previously defeated them.

Don't be anxious after finding the cat, observe, the first thing is to observe.

"Meow meow~"

"Don't worry, baby, I'll give you food right away."

The crows stood in a row on the electric wires, looking quietly at the big orange cat below.

Oh my~

The big orange cat that behaved so fiercely and had a hoarse voice in the park was actually a snipe in private, and he shamelessly pretended to be a kitten and acted coquettishly.

Haha, let them catch your little tail!

The little brothers wanted to fly down to interrupt the warm moment between Big Orange and the Twolegs, but were stopped by the protagonist Crow.

They did not disturb the warm moment below, but quietly followed the human who fed the big orange cat for a while until she returned home.

"Meow!"

When the human opened the door, the crows saw with their own eyes that a beautiful shorthair immediately came out from the crack of the door and sniffed the human with a suspicious look on its face.

The human explained skillfully: "I've said it many times. It's the company cat, raised by the boss. He rubbed against it when he passed by the workstation."

The domesticated American Shorthair reluctantly believed it and wagged its tail to welcome its human home.

On the power lines not far away, the crows' eyes lit up.

quack!

More fun!

Narrator:

"It is really sad that a member of the alliance who seems to be impeccable actually has such a scandal in private."

"But this is also a bargain for them."

[Pfft! ! Is this plot going to be animalized too? ? Then I guess I am also...]

[Ah, it was the wild cat outside who seduced me! Baby, trust me, I will be loyal to you ()]

[Oh no, the next plot won’t be about the domesticated beauty beating up the scumbag and the mistress, right? ()]

[No, no, no, since this is done by the Crow Gang, they should use this to threaten Daju, right? ]

At the signal from their boss, several younger crows began to imitate the sounds of the three parties.

When humans are eating outside, they make short, beautiful noises to ruin their date.

When humans are enjoying themselves at home, they quietly make loud orange noises, which makes the beautiful girls suspicious and angry.

After doing this a few times, Shi Shiran appeared next to Daju and laughed like a villain in a cartoon.

Daju: QAQ

Although it is a big orange, it actually likes the gentle girl who touches its head more than food. It just wants to join that family QAQ

As a last resort, Big Orange showed goodwill to the crows and took the initiative to say that he would never attack the crows together with the cat group again.

The incident would have ended there, but it happened that the girl finally made up her mind to adopt the big orange cat after the unrest between the two cats during this period, so the crows' move turned out to be a matchmaking move.

When the news spread, all the stray cats in the city who were eager to be adopted knew about it.

The crows will help them find a cat owner! They will also help test the cat owner! In the end, they will find a good person who is determined enough to keep a cat!

...Well, then it doesn’t matter if they get bitten once or twice!

The originally solid cat alliance was shattered, leaving only a few stubborn cats who still stick to their original aspirations.

The one who resisted most fiercely was the original cow cat.

It is wild and powerful, never needs to be fed by humans, and doesn't like human smells, always hiding from people. If you want to use the previous tricks to treat it, I'm afraid it will be difficult to succeed.

Although it is possible to stop here, this is obviously not what the ambitious protagonist Crow wants.

So what are cow cats afraid of?

Crow Crow is tangled.

For this purpose, the protagonist Crow secretly followed the Cow Cat for several days.

Whenever the cow cat sees someone with a cage, it runs away very fast;

It even stays away from veterinary hospitals, as if there is a big monster hiding there.

Curious, Ya Ya went to the veterinary hospital to observe and was surprised to find something.

Male cats who go in and out of the veterinary hospital seem to have a certain part of their body that becomes a little deflated.

The cow cat's tail is round and bulgy, and you can tell at a glance that it has never been inside.

quack.

The protagonist crow fluttered his wings happily.

It seems that I have found a way to cure the cow cat.

If I were a human, I'd feel like a demon... If you don't agree, I'll send you to hell ()

The Crows are deeply saddened by the humans who made a fuss in the comments of the previous chapter. They are smart people and will not be so rude!

The words in the cats' heads are adapted from the lines in A Chinese Odyssey: After putting on the golden hoop, you are no longer a mortal, and you cannot touch the lust of the world even a little bit!