Chapter 523 Beauty Pageant Winner

As the Spring Festival approaches, the number of people going out on missions at the base is noticeably decreasing.

Despite the end of the world, the Spring Festival is still deeply ingrained in the Chinese people's bones.

Even if they don't have much money, they still want to go home for the Chinese New Year.

Have a good and peaceful New Year, so that everything will go smoothly next year.

The day before New Year's Eve, Ling Ran and his group returned to the Guardians after going around in circles, still staying in Villa No. 8.

Just as Lu Fan settled into the villa, he brought over a large, fat pig.

Just when Ling Ran thought that the pig was a New Year's gift from Lu Fan, she didn't expect that she was just being presumptuous; the pig was actually a gift for Wu Tong.

To be precise, it was a sow that was mated with Wu Tong.

Ling Ran: "..."

The rest of the people: "..."

About three seconds later, a series of goose-like laughs came from inside the villa.

Su Yimo laughed until tears streamed down her face.

To this day, she can't even remember what Wu Tong looked like as a human being. Even Wu Tong himself is almost forgetting what he used to look like and is gradually adapting to life as a pig.

Just adapting doesn't mean you genuinely feel like a pig.

It's even more impossible for him to mate with a sow!

Lu Fan was a little flustered by everyone's laughter, thinking he had done something wrong. He quickly explained, "Sir, I see you've been raising this pig all this time, so you probably like pigs. Why don't you let it mate and have some piglets? That way, your pig can have offspring. If it's gone in the future, you can continue raising pigs. Don't worry, sir, I don't want any of the piglets this sow gives birth to."

Lu Fan wondered if the adult had misunderstood that he was trying to use her pet as a breeding pig.

That's absolutely impossible!

He simply didn't know how to please adults, so he thought he'd try to please their pet pig.

Okay, so the adults don't like their partners, right? Then the pig should like them, right?

Ling Ran laughed so hard she misread the cards in her hand.

She waved her hand and said, "Ask my pig instead."

Upon hearing the adults hand over the decision-making power to him, Wu Tong immediately exclaimed, "I don't want to! I don't want to!"

Lu Fan knew that the pigs in the adults' house could talk, so he wasn't surprised.

He quickly led the pig over, saying as he went, "Xiao Wu, are you disgusted that this sow can't talk and doesn't have any special abilities? But I don't think you need to care too much about that. After all, you're an adult's pig. If you really want to find someone, there's no pig in this world that's good enough for you. Look at this sow, isn't she beautiful? If she's beautiful, that's enough. Don't be so resistant. You only know some things after you've experienced them..."

"ah!"

Wu Tong let out a sharp pig squeal.

The nearby superhuman immediately opened his window and poked his head out: "Hmm? Who's slaughtering a pig? Can I get some pig's blood or something?"

A voice rang out again: "Don't come any closer!"

The superpowered individuals: ??? We haven't even said we were going over there yet, are you being so stingy!

"Little Wu, there's really no need to expect too much from a pig!"

Wu Tong dashed away in a flash.

Before leaving, he didn't forget to freeze that beautiful little sow with his ice-type ability.

Lu Fan: "..."

This sow was truly the best-looking pig he had ever chosen.

If he doesn't like this, he'll probably look down on the other pigs even more. He can't exactly bring Xiao Wu a dog, can he?

Otherwise, what will be born? Pigs or dogs?

Su Yimo forced herself to speak: "Manager Lu, I think you should really advise Xiao Wu. His standards are too high. I think this sow is quite good."

"Right, you think so too? I told you, the sow chosen by these hundred people can't be wrong."

Ling Ran was both amused and exasperated: "So, you're a beauty pageant winner, aren't you?"

"That's right, an adult's pet is more than enough to be paired with a beauty pageant winner, isn't it?"

Lu Fan had no idea what had happened. Hearing Su Yimo and the others' advice, which seemed to enjoy the drama, he also felt he should give Wu Tong a good talking-to.

After all, pigs only live for a maximum of twenty years. Even if they mutate in the apocalypse, they'll probably only live for another ten years or so. Adults will definitely live longer than them, so we have to leave offspring for the adults.

“I will definitely have someone persuade Xiao Wu during this time.” As he spoke, Lu Fan suddenly said, “Sir, how about I put Xiao Mei in your villa? That way, Xiao Wu can get along well with Xiao Mei and develop a relationship.”

"Yes, yes."

Before Ling Ran could agree, all the onlookers, who were eager for a good show, nodded in agreement.

Having one more pig is definitely a good thing.

When you have nothing to do, you can watch Wu Tong's funny videos to lift your spirits. If you're in a bad mood, you can slaughter a pig and have Ge Jianbing cook it. Eating delicious food will naturally cheer you up.

One pig, two uses – it couldn't be more cost-effective.

After thawing the ice on Xiaomei's body, Lu Fan left.

Tomorrow is Lunar New Year's Eve, and the dragon and lion dance team is still training hard. He has to keep an eye on them and make sure nothing goes wrong tomorrow.

Xiao Mei was left in the villa, anxiously pacing around.

Its animal instincts made it feel that the people in the villa were terrifying.

Ling Ran lay on the sofa and continued playing games.

That's right, the Guardians also created a network.

Right now, because it's almost Chinese New Year and many people have returned home and aren't doing quests, there are a lot of people online in the game.

She had already discovered at the Dawn Base that her account was recognized, and people would give way to her no matter what she played, causing her to lose the fun of the game.

So when Ling Ran came to the Guardians, she didn't use the account Lu Fan gave her, but instead registered a new account herself.

They're having a great time right now.

As for Su Yimo and the others, they were busy decorating the house.

Hanging red lanterns, pasting New Year pictures and couplets, cleaning, and so on, they were busy and having a great time.

Ling Ran even told Ge Jianbing that on New Year's Eve, he should bring his family to the Guardians so they could celebrate the New Year together.

After all, Ge Jianbing still needed to help with the New Year's Eve feast, so Ling Ran couldn't just not give him a day off; otherwise, she would become the kind of unscrupulous boss that people were complaining about a few days ago.

Her conscience is extremely good; she would never do such a thing.

"Hurry up, I'm getting impatient."

Ling Ran looked at the cards in her hand, then at her bank balance, and sighed, "Ugh, I'm going to lose again."

Do those two know each other and are they secretly looking at each other's cards? How can they coordinate so well?

She threw away the four twos in her hand, leaving her with only one worthless card.

Sure enough, the trump card was played.

It's ruined.

It's completely ruined.

Ling Ran, having lost all her Happy Beans, started watching short videos to earn more.

She had watched the short video many times. It was recorded by an actor before the apocalypse. In the video, he was saying, "This Dou Dizhu game is sponsored and named by Lord Ling Ran. Every day when we eat, we thank Lord Ling Ran; when we poop, we thank Lord Ling Ran; when we kill zombies, we thank Lord Ling Ran; and when we play Dou Dizhu, we thank Lord Ling Ran even more. Now, type 'Thank you, Lord Ling Ran' to unlock 3,000 Happy Beans and play Dou Dizhu with Lord Ling Ran."