In the first game that Gu Yueshuang and Lu Cheng played together, they collided with their own bottom lane group on the same side.

The barrage of comments became excited——

Return the artillery vehicle! Now!

[Mid laner, hurry up and come to the bottom lane to pay back your debt! Pay it now! Immediately! Right now!]

[Good job Lu Cheng, I can find you everywhere, except your live broadcast room]

I'm feeling mixed emotions. I just got taunted by someone, and Orange immediately started duo-queuing with him. This GGB fan is a bit upset.

What's Lu Cheng doing? His teammates are so upset, and he's duo-queuing with the enemy?

[Why are you so upset? You're not even allowed to wave after our midlaner wins the game?]

[Oh, GGB is getting beaten up by us newbies. What's up? Is it hard on you?]

[Not only did your Orange brother duo queue with us newbies, he even cleared a hundred deep pools to get his friend status.]

[As long as you hate GGB, we are friends! This POG fan who has been here for ten years is here uninvited]

Seeing that the comments were about to get into an argument, Lin Yanqiu calmly tried to dissuade them, "Don't argue, the contestants are still getting along, just watch."

Gu Yueshuang was curious: "Why did they start arguing?"

Lin Yanqiu: "I'm urging you to come to the bottom lane to pay your debt."

Gu Yueshuang: "..."

[What a great move! ]

[If you don't know, you might think we were arguing over Cui Shuang Ge coming to the bottom lane to pay off his debt!]

[GKDGKD, if you don't know, you might think this is the GGB live broadcast room. They are arguing over irrelevant people. It's just ridiculous.]

[Where's the housing manager? Come out and get to work.]

The temporary room manager Xu Qing has already started playing ranked games. The live streaming platform didn't expect POG's trial broadcast to be so popular today, so they didn't arrange a room manager.

Fang Butao is busy at the moment, and only Gu Yang is free.

Gu Yang asked: "Do you want me to help you block the trolls?"

Lin Yanqiu hesitated for two seconds before saying, "It's okay. Let them stay. Consider it a contribution to the hype. I'll ask Lu Cheng for compensation for the mental damage later."

Lu Cheng: “?”

Xu Qing was so anxious that he almost fell off the stool: "Brother! Brother Shuang! Why did you choose Yumi?!"

Cat Yuumi, a support hero who attaches herself to teammates.

As long as my teammates are alive, I will never be harmed.

Most importantly, you don’t have to move around.

Gu Yueshuang said confidently: "Didn't you ask me to go to the bottom lane to pay back my debt? You are the mid laner."

Lu Cheng asked her to turn on the voice chat, and a hurried electric voice came out from the speakers: "No, are you afraid that I will spy on your tactics? Stop messing around! I still want to make it to the top ten!"

Gu Yueshuang lied with her eyes open: "Our support mid laner is even better than me. Whenever I meet him, I always give up my position."

Xu Qing: “…”

How come I don’t know?

Xu Qing was about to retort when he heard Lin Yanqiu say firmly, "That's right."

【???】

[I suspect POG wants to play Lu Cheng and I have evidence]

We thought it was a debt repayment: Shuang Ge (as mid laner) stayed in the bottom lane! Shuang Ge responded: "Okay, I'll support and stay in the bottom lane."

[The point is, why did you just go along with him, Xiaolin? Qing is going crazy.]

Orange is crazy. He spent 10,000 to buy a duo queue with Frost, but Frost ran off with Xiaolin.

Xu Qing asked tentatively, "Are there any other options? I'll pick a suitable mid laner for you, and we can switch?"

Gu Yueshuang stood up and said, "I'll go get some water. Please help me hang it up when it starts."

Xu Qing: "No, wait a minute, where's the rune talent?"

Gu Yueshuang: "Aren't you a support? You're better at this than me."

After she finished speaking, she ran away, still trotting away in her cotton slippers.

Xu Qing: “…”

So you just want to be a hands-off boss and hang on to the AD?!

The more Lu Cheng listened, the more he felt something was wrong. He wondered, "What's wrong with you POG guys? Why are you all so passive in ranking?"

Zhou Yao laughed heartily and explained, "We had agreed to take a day off after the victory, but we forgot about the post-match interview and were dragged back to do an overtime livestream. The kids are upset."

Qin Ye added: "He's been on the losing end these past few days."

Lu Cheng thought of the red carpet in Gu Yueshuang's RANK record and fell silent.

"Really?" Zhou Yao suddenly realized the key reason for her gloomy mood. "Brother Shuang's luck has been terrible lately, and he's been losing points. The key is that he keeps it to himself, so no one knows he's unhappy."

Lu Cheng didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Why do I feel like I'm on a pirate ship?"

Lin Yanqiu: "You discovered it a little too late. It's not too late to return it now."

Xu Qing urged: "Hurry up, hurry up, if you quit the game within three minutes, only one person's points will be deducted."

Zhou Yao offered a bad idea: "How about you quietly use Xiaoshuang's account to quit?"

Lin Yanqiu: "No, what if he uses Alistar or Tam to play me?"

Zhou Yao: "...Brother, I'm the one duoing with you."

[I bet 50 cents! It's Xiaolin who's heartbroken about the breakup but doesn't want to back out!]

[One hundred million times again: What's going on with you POG? ]

Lin Yanqiu seemed to be muttering to himself, "Look at it this way. At least he picked a support who can't hold us back. At worst, it's one against two, but it's better than one against three."

After a while, Gu Yueshuang came back with a cup of water. She felt that the Cat hero didn't require any operation at all, so she asked, "Can I just hang up and go to sleep?"

Lin Yanqiu: "I'll report you on the spot."

Lu Cheng: "Please fight hard—"

Gu Yueshuang wondered: "Why hasn't this voice call ended yet?"

Lu Cheng hurriedly said, "No, no, no! Give me a chance to speak! Aren't there three rows here? One more isn't too many!"

Gu Yueshuang was afraid of being reported, so she randomly used two skills and asked Lin Yanqiu, "In which situation do I replenish the artillery soldiers?"

Lin Yanqiu had a bad feeling and said, "Don't move, I'll do it myself."

[Hahahaha, I called the support myself, I have to finish the fight even if I cry]

I'm already starting to feel bad for Xiaolin.

POG's live broadcast is really effective.

Gu Yueshuang was so bored that she started reading the comments and asked, "Why do you feel so sorry for Xiaolin? What's the purpose of the show?"

Xu Qing: "Shouldn't you feel sorry for me? I should have been the one hanging up in this game!"

Lin Yanqiu glared at him, and Xu Qing silently shut up.

Lu Cheng: “It’s me—it’s me!!”

Gu Yueshuang was puzzled: "Are you the show effect? ​​Is that a nickname? Or is there some kind of meme?"

Lu Cheng: “…”

[Congratulations to Brother Orange on his new nickname! ]

[Hahaha, I understand now. Except for Brother Shuang, everyone else deserves to be pitied!]

[Is this really Xiaolin's live broadcast room? Why can I hear the voices of the entire team? ]

Lin Yanqiu asked: "Can you play with cats?"

Gu Yueshuang: "I can fight."

Three minutes later, Lu Cheng came to gank the bottom lane, and Gu Yueshuang successfully got the First Blood.

Gu Yueshuang said sincerely, "I can also do K."

Lu Cheng was indignant: "Why are you, a support, trying to steal the kill? I should have taken it!"

"Sorry, I'm used to being the mid laner."

She turned off the microphone and complained to Lin Yanqiu, "This jungler is a bit noisy."

Lu Cheng typed: "I heard it."

——Most of the time, the small accounts are used for live broadcasts.

Gu Yueshuang turned on the microphone again, pretending nothing had happened, and said seriously, "Lu Cheng is much more lively than I thought, especially compared to our jungler."

Lu Cheng yelled unhappily, "You guys are weird, aren't you? You're so quiet while playing games. You're not quiet during competitions, are you?"

If it were their base, there would be a lot of noise even if there was no car crash, and a car crash would probably blow the roof off.

I don’t know how the POG manager is so talented that he recruited a group of autistic children with crosstalk talent.

Xu Qing couldn't help but ask, "Brother Orange, what's wrong with you that you have to duo queue with us mid laners?"

Lu Cheng felt a bit hopeless: "When I wanted to duo queue with him, he was still the rank king."

Who knew that he would become the king of visiting graves in just two days.

Lu Cheng: "But it's okay. Good luck will come after these consecutive defeats."

Just as he finished speaking, Xu Qing was killed in the middle lane.

Gu Yueshuang immediately sent a congratulatory message: "Oh, our mid laner is dead."

Xu Qing was so angry that he was determined to fight to the death with this stranger in the mid lane. In the blink of an eye, the score became 0-2.

In order to arouse the fighting spirit of the midfielder, Lin Yanqiu said, "You two play well. If you win this game, we will end the broadcast."

【? Goodbye, brother】

[You just started the show, why are you already discussing the end of it? ]

Gu Yueshuang immediately perked up: "Okay brother, let me see Yumi's skills..."

Lu Cheng clicked question marks frantically: "So you didn't even look at the skills?"

Lin Yanqiu quietly pulled her clothes off-camera to remind her not to talk nonsense, so as not to be banned for playing the game passively.

Gu Yueshuang was naive and didn't understand anything. She slapped his hand away and said, "Don't touch me."

Lin Yanqiu: “…”

Lu Cheng: “???”

Audience: “???”

Gu Yueshuang didn't feel the shock at all, her attention still on the skills, and she kept talking nonsense: "I'm familiar with Yuumi's skills, I just wanted to confirm it. I wanted to use Yuumi as a mid-lane before."

As soon as I heard it, I knew it was a lie with open eyes.

However, everyone's focus is on the "touching".

Lu Cheng asked the audience's questions: "What do you mean by touching me?"

Gu Yueshuang: "No, I just used my hands, not my feet."

Lin Yanqiu tried hard to distance himself from the matter: "Don't talk nonsense, I didn't do anything."

Gu Yueshuang hadn't realized the seriousness of the problem yet. Seeing him turn his face against her, she looked heartbroken and said, "You clearly moved just now—"

Their teammates also turned to look at them in shock, rushing to the front line to eat onlookers: "What's going on? Who touched who?"

Xu Qing: "It's in broad daylight in public... No, it's night time now."

Lu Cheng was in a complicated mood: "How did you guys do that? Tell me about it."

You never know what your teammates are doing...

【We watched the live broadcast and didn’t know what they were doing! 】

So how do you do it? Please show me again.

"Really not..."

Lin Yanqiu felt that he could not wash himself clean even if he jumped into the Yellow River.

As he was speaking, he saw someone sending him a gift: "Thank you for the ten deep waters from 'Please Show Me the HD Version'... No, I really don't have any."

Lin Yanqiu was filled with shame and indignation: "If you keep doing this, I'll take my cat and kill you!"

[No, think about it more positively. Others call it sending a pagoda, but you call it suicide for love, you know?]

[They died together right after they had sex. A love suicide and a joint burial? ]

Lin Yanqiu: “…”

Gu Yueshuang coughed lightly and returned to her composure: "Don't ruin the reputation of other boys."

【You are ruining his reputation! 】

[Xiao Lin's reputation has been damaged. Are you all POGs working so hard for popularity? ]

Lin Yanqiu looked at the cat hanging on him on the screen and said angrily, "Get off me."

The barrage was full of question marks again, and many people even changed the color of the barrage to yellow.

Lu Cheng was stunned for a moment: "Why are you guys talking more and more restrictive?"

Fang Butao hurried down from upstairs and asked, "Why did a super administrator say you were doing pornography? If you do it again, your live broadcast room will be blocked."

Lin Yanqiu: “…”

Lu Cheng, who was on the microphone with them, laughed unkindly.

Gu Yueshuang tried to clear her teammate's name, saying, "Have you heard of a modern sport called Taekwondo that involves physical contact?"

The corners of Lin Yanqiu's mouth twitched.

Lu Cheng took advantage of the fact that they couldn't see and laughed even more unscrupulously.

Gu Yueshuang couldn't stand it any longer and turned off the microphone connection with him, and the world finally returned to peace.

Fang Butao was speechless for a long time: "...Are you talking about Taekwondo?"

Gu Yueshuang: "If you don't believe me, just look at the comments. They're the witnesses."

On the dedicated barrage display screen, a large yellow barrage floated by—

Yes, I testify.

[Yes, Taekwondo, please don’t block our live broadcast room]

[Really, really, if you don’t believe me, go check the playback, there is definitely no restricted content]

Fang Butao was skeptical and reminded again: "Anyway, the live broadcast content should be positive, so that the supervising officer doesn't call me in the middle of the night."

After Fang Butao left, the barrage of comments started to tease them again.

So you were doing Taekwondo off camera?

Please show me the authentic high-definition Taekwondo footage, thank you.

Gu Yueshuang said nonsense seriously: "Actually, Xiaolin did a military boxing with his fingers."

Lin Yanqiu's ears turned visibly red.

I don’t know whether I was angry or embarrassed.

Gu Yueshuang keenly sensed Lin Yanqiu's displeasure and tried to liven up the atmosphere: "Why are your ears red, host?"

Lin Yanqiu: "I'm mad at you."

Gu Yueshuang: "Our anchors don't like to talk much anymore. It wasn't like this before."

Lin Yanqiu ignored her.

Gu Yueshuang continued, "Maybe there are too many people watching, and the anchor is shy."

Lin Yanqiu was completely disappointed: "Let's just die together."

"Then we have to move on to the next game?" Gu Yueshuang sighed, "Forget it, there's nothing I can do. It's my own AD, so I can only pamper him. If he wants to work overtime, I can play with him."

Lin Yanqiu pursed his lips and said, "Go back to the middle lane and don't come to harm me."

Xu Qing: "...Brother, the one duoing with you is me, it's really me!"

At the GGB base, someone pulled up a chair and sat down next to Lu Cheng. They asked, "I heard you spent ten thousand to duo-queue with that new mid laner from POG? Did you get anything out of it?"

Lu Cheng's smile still lingered as he said, "He's really quite interesting. Why couldn't we lure him over back then?"

The author has something to say: Lu Cheng: I regret missing the opportunity to listen to crosstalk for free at the base.

Thanks to Willow Tree for the mines!