Q: Are female players naturally inferior to male players?Gu Yuehshuang: Thanks for the invitation, as a female professional player, I'll speak from experience. I haven't yet found a male pl...
Gu Yueshuang didn't stay at home for a few days before returning to the base in a restless mood.
Perhaps because she had seen the mixed reviews online, Gu's mother didn't say much to her. She just told her to take care of her health, drink more water and exercise more.
She looked indifferent, but actually couldn't help shedding tears when she saw Gu Yueshuang leave.
Gu Yueshuang wanted to turn around and wipe her tears, but her mother said, "Just keep moving forward. Being a parent is about seeing your children off to school and then into society. It's a necessary journey."
Gu Yueshuang endured it and turned back to hug her, but she said something that ruined the atmosphere: "But it seems like you have never sent us to school."
Mother Gu: "...Get out of here now."
Gu Yueshuang smiled, wiped her tears, and said, "Take good care of Xiang Xingran for me."
Gu Xingran was her twin sister, a senior in high school. Art students facing the Gaokao (National College Entrance Examination) didn't have a free day; even during the Lunar New Year holidays, they had to stay in the studio preparing for school recruitment. Gu Yueshuang hadn't seen anyone there, but she was used to it.
As for family, it’s enough to know that we are living a good life.
Gu Yueshuang returned to the base alone. When she arrived, Qin Ye was broadcasting live.
Lin Yanqiu wondered: "Why are you back so early?"
Gu Yueshuang said frankly: "My computer at home can't play Korean games, and I'm not used to using the mouse."
What's left in the base is only an old man in his fifties, a taciturn autistic child and a troublesome medicine jar.
On the first night after she returned home, she dreamed that the base was on fire, the old man couldn't run, Qin Ye didn't speak, and Lin Yanqiu was unable to move because of a stomachache.
She was so scared that she sat up in the middle of the night and wanted to play a few games to calm down, but the computer was stuck and the mouse was not easy to use.
She really couldn't sleep, so she ran to the living room to watch TV, which scared her mother Gu who got up in the middle of the night to drink water.
Gu Yueshuang thought about it and felt uneasy, so she returned to the base early.
Gu Yang is still at home with his wife.
As soon as Gu Yueshuang returned to her e-sports seat, she saw a box of plasters on the table.
She was silent for a while, then asked, "How come it doesn't hurt to peel off the dog-skin plaster?"
Lin Yanqiu thought of their previous argument about the "human traffic light" and the "human mummy" and couldn't help laughing. He said, "I'll ask Brother Yao for you."
The audience in Qin Ye's live broadcast room heard this and offered suggestions one after another.
[It doesn't hurt to tear it off when you stick it on someone else]
[Try tearing it off with water! Or use shower gel]
[Be a little ruthless, a short pain is worse than a long pain, believe me, it will be so sour and refreshing]
[Brother Shuang is only seventeen, and already he has to live with a dog-skin plaster? ]
"Why are you calling me Brother Shuang when I'm only seventeen? We're all just younger brothers! Younger brothers!"
Seventeen can be my son
Qin Ye helped relay the story: "They said it wouldn't hurt if you stuck it on someone else and tore it off."
Gu Yueshuang: “?”
Qin Ye added, "They also said that you are at the age of being a son... it might be better to just tear it apart ruthlessly."
Gu Yueshuang: “???”
She took out a plaster and asked, "Where do you need one? I'll let you feel what it means to be ruthless."
Qin Ye: "...No."
She added, "There are two pieces in this bag. Come, pick someone from the audience and I'll help them apply the plaster myself. Then I'll show you how ruthless and cruel they are."
[I am anxious and anxious]
[This is the first time I've seen this kind of lottery. Brother Shuang, are you okay now?]
[Where's Xiaolin? Come and take care of your mid laner, he's bullying the audience!]
[I'm sorry, but why is this picture so funny? Hahaha]
[Wild Brother! Wild God! Can you take a picture of Shuang Brother's expression right now? I want to see it! Can you show me a hundred deep waters?]
Qin Ye was a little moved when he saw the hundred deep waters, and said, "They want to see you."
Gu Yueshuang: "Dream."
Qin Ye: "One hundred deep waters."
“……?” Gu Yueshuang thought about it and it seemed like a good deal?
She hesitated to confirm: "One glance? A hundred deep waters?"
This one glance is worth 10,000 RMB. Isn’t her face too valuable?
Gu Yueshuang was really moved.
【I heard the sound of Brother Shuang's heart beating! 】
[Although the host has a blank expression now, I bet he is also very excited! ]
[Brother! I got my lucky money! I'll add another ten deep waters!]
[I don't have much money, but I can chip in. Bro, would you consider it?]
【With just one glance, you can get a screen full of deep water gifts! Isn’t it tempting?】
Lin Yanqiu coughed lightly and warned, "Don't listen to their nonsense."
There were things he couldn't say, so he sent them to her on WeChat: "If you get reported, the alliance will deduct your money, and it's easy to be manipulated."
After reading this, Gu Yueshuang felt heartbroken and could only watch so much small change fly away from her.
She had to pretend to be serious: "Everyone, keep your money for yourselves, eat more during the New Year, eat well, drink well, have fun, treat yourself well, and don't spend money on me."
In fact, my heart is bleeding when I say this.
Lin Yanqiu looked at her little expression and couldn't help laughing out loud.
Gu Yueshuang avoided the question and said, "It's only been a few days, why is the Korean server taking so long to update..."
Lin Yanqiu sent five red envelopes with full amounts to Gu Yueshuang on WeChat, each of which had "New Year's money" written on it.
Gu Yueshuang's eyelids twitched when she saw the screen was flooded with red envelopes. She glanced at Lin Yanqiu and saw that he was still sending red envelopes. She quickly held Lin Yanqiu's hand and said, "Stop sending."
Lin Yanqiu whispered, "Group red envelope."
Qin Ye's ears were sharp, and he turned his head to look at the two of them in confusion.
Lin Yanqiu smiled and said, "Remember to take me to eat hot pot after you get the red envelope."
Gu Yueshuang said mercilessly: "...You are dreaming. You will not be able to have spicy food for the next six months."
Lin Yanqiu pretended not to hear and sent out the red envelope, saying openly: "I sent you New Year's money in the group."
The audience was curious——
[Let me see! You actually have a little group behind our backs!]
So, who's the lucky one?
"I just heard them whispering to each other! Are they secretly exchanging red envelopes without telling us?"
The discussion on the barrage was in full swing when Qin Ye saw a voice message and clicked it without thinking.
Xu Qing's powerful voice echoed in the quiet base: "What the hell! There were two hundred red envelopes in total, and Shuang Ge grabbed one hundred and eleven, and Xiao Lin grabbed fifty for himself? What the hell!"
Silence, silence is the POG base today.
[Hahahaha, I can sense Qing Ge's resentment. So how much did he steal?]
[With that voice, I guess he gained another ten pounds when he got home]
Qin Ye: "...He stole 68 cents."
The barrage of comments, which were not very rich to begin with, was instantly filled with [Hahahaha].
Gu Yueshuang immediately opened his live broadcast room and sent screenshots of the screen full of ruthless ridicule to Xu Qing.
Then Gu Yueshuang calmly stabbed him in the back: "Isn't there a 50,000 yuan fine for swearing during a live broadcast?"
Xu Qing: “………………”
They only stole 68 cents, and they still fined them 50,000 yuan? Is there any humanity in this?
Gu Yueshuang finally updated the Korean server and asked, "Is anyone playing duo queue?"
[Brother Shuang, you are late. Xia Ye is duo-queuing. You can only play by yourself.]
I didn’t expect that I was laughing at the anchor being lonely just a second ago, but now it’s Brother Shuang who is lonely.
[Come to think of it, they've both been waiting in line for 20 minutes, right? Why haven't they gotten in yet?]
【Maybe there are fewer people playing during the Chinese New Year? 】
Before the barrage of comments mocking Gu Yueshuang for being alone had completely passed, Qin Ye was kicked out of the team.
Lin Yanqiu was calm as if nothing had happened: "Come on, duo."
Qin Ye: "?"
The barrage of comments also fell silent for two seconds, and then laughed even louder.
Qin Ye looked at them with confusion, trying to get an answer.
Lin Yanqiu said confidently: "I've been waiting in line with you for a long time but still can't get in. There must be something wrong with you."
Qin Ye: "..."
"Isn't this bad?" Gu Yueshuang said as she accepted Lin Yanqiu's invitation to team up and started playing in a duo.
Qin Ye started his solo journey in silence.
Three minutes later, three people lined up at the same time and saw familiar IDs in the queue - they were on the same side.
【The show effect is here hahahaha】
【A Shura Field that everyone loves to see! 】
[Please let me see Brother Shuang’s expression, hahahaha! ]
Lin Yanqiu argued confidently, "As expected, only if we separate can we get in."
Qin Ye: "..."
[Your top laner and support are duo-queuing together, and they said they were going to snipe you. This game is on the opposite side of you.]
[They were fighting over red envelopes, one grabbed a few cents, the other grabbed a few dollars, and they were furious at the moment, hahahahaha]
[They said they were going to beat you up! Get ready!]
[If Qin Ye was also on the opposite side of the table, it would really be a good show.]
Qin Ye: "They said Zhou Yao and Xu Qing were on the opposite side."
Gu Yueshuang opened a voice group chat and said, "What a coincidence, we're connected."
As soon as they connected, Gu Yueshuang started to taunt: "You two have worse luck than Hei Ge."
Zhou Yao: "Just wait! I'm going to beat you up!"
Gu Yueshuang: "OK, level one group, see you in the middle lane?"
【???】
What's wrong with you POG? Can you even connect to the microphone from the other side?
[The most terrifying thing is accidentally entering the other party’s live broadcast room...]
After the game started, Gu Yueshuang shouted "See you in the middle lane", but in fact she was frantically pinning the minimap signal, and several people surrounded the river in the bottom lane directly - Xu Qing usually placed a ward in the river in the bottom lane before the soldiers arrived.
Xu Qing was secretly sighing and said that who would believe you, only a fool would go to the middle lane.
Then he saw Gu Yueshuang appear in her sight.
Half a minute later, Xu Qing's screen went black, and he was in disbelief: "You guys used up three flashes just to chase down a support???"
As soon as he finished speaking, Xu Qing's passerby AD also died.
Gu Yueshuang waved her hand, took the thirty yuan from Xu Qing for placing a ward, and said, "I'll wait for you in the middle lane~!"
Xu Qing: "...robbers! Bandits!"
Gu Yueshuang: "In fact, you can tell which side the goddess of luck is on by looking at the red envelope."
Zhou Yao sighed, "No matter what the situation, it's always 1v1 in the top lane."
Gu Yueshuang: "Wait, I'll be right there."
Zhou Yao looked at him dismissively: "Oh, I believe you?"
Which jungler ganks the top laner whenever he wants? Don't they usually focus on the mid laner?
Besides, he will definitely win in this top lane match!
Five minutes later, Zhou Yao was furious. "You guys are really that serious? It's only been a few minutes and you're already going four-on-one in top lane? Is this the rhythm of the game?"
Gu Yueshuang said confidently: "No, this is of course the rhythm of beating up teammates."
With a kill and an assist, the game took off for her, and she roamed freely all over the field - she even became so arrogant that she bought a killing book.
Xu Qing: "I feel like we've wasted our time listening to this call. They're always trying to divert attention."
Zhou Yao echoed, "We won't believe what they say from now on."
Xu Qing: "That's right."
Gu Yueshuang: "I sent out red envelopes of New Year's money in the group."
Lin Yanqiu glanced sideways. She clearly hadn't even taken the phone.
Ten seconds later, Xu Qing's grief-stricken voice came from the voice chat: "Liar! I didn't send it! I even left my AD to check my phone!"
Gu Yueshuang: "You know I'm making a feint to the east and attacking in the west, and you still believe me?"
Xu Qing: “…”
Ten minutes later, Xu Qing's record had fallen to a dismal 0-5-3. Lin Yanqiu, perhaps unable to bear it any longer, sent another red envelope in the group chat, saying, "I sent a red envelope in the group chat."
Zhou Yao: "How come you have time to send red envelopes during such a tense laning phase?"
Xu Qing resolutely said: "I will never trust you again!"
Gu Yueshuang: "He really did."
Qin Ye: "It's sent."
Then everyone heard the sound of a phone being picked up and put down. Xu Qing was filled with grief and indignation: "I only sent two in total! And those two beasts snatched them away!"
Lin Yanqiu's tone was slightly regretful: "In order to take care of you two little black hands, I specially sent ordinary red envelopes, one hundred yuan each."
“…”
Xu Qing fell silent as he looked at his black and white screen.
He said he was taking care of him, but actually he and the mid laner ganked him together!
Zhou Yao: "Where's the red envelope! Spit it out, you worthless Zhongye!"
Gu Yueshuang's excuse was very reasonable: "This is for your own good. If you two accept the money and lose this game, wouldn't you be acting like an actor? You will be reported."
As she spoke, Gu Yueshuang quietly moved to the top lane and instantly killed Zhou Yao with a set of skills. She sneered, "Oh, loser?"
Zhou Yao; “…”
The author has something to say: - You never know what your teammates are doing or who they are talking to.