Q: Are female players naturally inferior to male players?Gu Yuehshuang: Thanks for the invitation, as a female professional player, I'll speak from experience. I haven't yet found a male pl...
Netizens watching the game in the OB live broadcast room soon discovered that something was wrong——
What's wrong with the AD? Why are there so many mistakes all of a sudden? Did they switch players?
[This brain hemorrhage operation just now was simply giving someone a head...]
What happened? Has anyone gone to the POG base to knock on the door and see if there's any internal conflict?
[But the mid laner played pretty normally...]
【Could it be that Xiaolin is sick again? 】
Gu Yueshuang also keenly noticed that there were too many mistakes in the bottom lane. She turned her head and saw that Lin Yanqiu was wrapped up tightly. She didn't know where to look to observe his expression.
She asked, "What's wrong? Are you feeling unwell?"
She was so engrossed in the game that she didn't notice what happened next.
Lin Yanqiu said in a muffled voice, "It's okay, we'll talk after the fight."
Gu Yueshuang was confused and turned to look at Lin Yanqiu several times, but she couldn't figure out what was going on, so she had to give up.
Xu Qing also realized that his AD was shy. He gave a few awkward laughs and helped him put the doll in the drawer. He said, "Hehe...just pretend nothing happened. I'm going to take out the trash."
Lin Yanqiu didn't respond and continued to operate, but it was obvious that the operation was a little distorted.
Gu Yueshuang PIN'd the signal several times on the minimap. Seeing that the AD didn't respond, she directly moved and gently pushed Lin Yanqiu: "Come and kill the dragon."
"Oh, here it comes."
Lin Yanqiu woke up as if from a dream and finally started walking towards the dragon pit.
As a result, when he was looking into the bush on the road, he was ambushed by the opponent's mid laner and was killed instantly.
He seemed to be stupid. He didn't use his displacement skills or flash. He was sent back to the fountain to take a bath by a series of combos without any resistance.
The opponent was also happy. He originally just wanted to force a flash, but who would have thought that he would get a kill directly?
Now without AD, the dragon is definitely unable to move.
Gu Yueshuang was stunned and said sarcastically, "Young man, there's something wrong with you."
Lin Yanqiu also knew that he was in a bad state, so he admitted it frankly: "Yes, a little. After this game, I'm going to go out and walk the dog to wake up."
He slapped his face, trying to sober himself up.
When Xu Qing came back after throwing away the garbage, he saw AD still wrapped up like a mummy, looking quite shocked.
"Don't cover it up. It would be bad if you get prickly heat." Xu Qing said as he tried to pull at his hat and zipper.
Lin Yanqiu slapped his hand away: "Didn't you just come back from taking out the trash? Did you wash your hands?"
Xu Qing: "I have to wash my hands after throwing away the trash?"
He just picked up the garbage bag and threw it out, he didn't hold the garbage in his hands to throw it away, so why did he have to wash his hands?
Zhou Yao shook his head: "It's over, our bottom lane team is stupid."
It was so cold, but he was still worried about getting prickly heat, and the other one didn't even object.
Lin Yanqiu tried to explain: "I bought that doll for Shuke as a toy."
Xu Qing: "Why don't you buy one? Don't Brother Yao and I deserve it?"
Lin Yanqiu: "I only found these two. You fans didn't make dolls for them."
Xu Qing took out his phone and said, "I just don't believe it. We both don't have fans, but Qin Ye doesn't have any?"
Zhou Yao felt ashamed, thinking that these two people were hopeless and could never grasp the key points.
He couldn't stand it any longer and asked a soul-searching question: "Would a normal person buy a toy like this for a dog? Two bites and cotton flies everywhere!"
The two people in the bottom lane fell silent at the same time.
Gu Yueshuang seemed to be in a different space from them: "No, no, no—you're sticking your head in the bushes again!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Lin Yanqiu's screen turned black and white again, and he realized what Gu Yueshuang said to him.
Gu Yueshuang was so angry that she slammed the table and glared at Lin Yanqiu.
Lin Yanqiu was also a little embarrassed and quickly apologized: "My my, I'm sorry."
"What are you guys chatting about?" Gu Yueshuang was both puzzled and angry. Seeing Xu Qing still playing on his phone, she couldn't help but rage, "Xu Qing, you're such a noob, and you still dare to play on your phone? Go play ranked! Or try your hand at training mode. Remember all those cooldown reductions. If I catch you slacking off again, I'll beat you to a pulp!"
"As you wish!" Seeing that she was really angry, Xu Qing quickly threw down his phone and sat back in front of the computer.
Fang Butao, who was watching the whole process, couldn't help but sigh quietly: "Our mid-laner is really oblivious to what's happening around him, and is only focused on reading the book of killing."
Gu Yueshuang heard this and glared at him.
Fang Butao quickly fell silent and made a gesture to seal his mouth.
The teammates in the game were all confused: "Brother Lin, what's wrong? Your Ezreal shouldn't be so bad..."
Lin Yanqiu apologized and started playing the game seriously.
Someone on the forum told me to check out how bad Frost's Annie is, so I came. Turns out his Annie isn't bad, but Xiaolin's Ezreal is fucking bad.
[How bad is Frost Annie (×), how good is Frost Annie (√)]
[This is seriously the most eye-catching EZ I've ever seen. This shouldn't be the case... Is this really Kobayashi himself?]
The situation in this game turned around and around again, but in the end, Gu Yueshuang and her team unfortunately lost the game, losing about ten points.
[This Annie is really not bad, she can even carry a bit. If Xiaolin hadn't let them down in this round, they should have won.]
【Frost is a well-deserved SVP! 】
[So, regardless of whether she's carrying or pitting, Frost's Annie win rate is still 0...]
[A word of advice awakens the dreamer! So Brother Shuang still can’t take Annie]
Gu Yueshuang was a little frustrated. This game should have been winnable, but Xiaolin repeatedly lost the advantage by sleepwalking...
She knocked on the table and looked sideways at Lin Yanqiu, ready to settle the score later: "Come on, tell me, what's going on?"
"Emm...it's just..." Lin Yanqiu hesitated, looking around, "I think Brother Hei wants to go out for a walk."
After saying that, he ran out as if someone was chasing him.
Gu Yueshuang looked at Shuke playing with a ball in the corner and wondered, "Are there really people who walk their dogs without taking them with them these days?"
Zhou Yao: "Our bottom lane team's IQ was a complete failure today."
Xu Qing yelled, "You can just criticize him, but why are you criticizing me?"
Seeing that he hadn't been ranked yet and was looking at the information, Gu Yueshuang walked over to Xu Qing and asked, "Tell me, what's going on?"
Xu Qing pointed at Lin Yanqiu's drawer and said, "Open it and take a look yourself."
Gu Yueshuang: “?”
Xu Qing also knew that it was not good to take other people's things without permission. He curled his lips, but still confessed: "Xiao Lin bought two dolls, similar to the ones the coach gave you before. These two dolls look exactly like you two. Then he might get angry and say that these are toys for Heige... But think about it, it's impossible."
Gu Yueshuang really couldn't understand the logical relationship between them. It was just a doll. Why was she so angry?
Lin Yanqiu went out but found nothing, so he ran back to the base to look for Shuke.
Seeing him come back, Gu Yueshuang asked, "What doll did you buy? Can I see it?"
Lin Yanqiu: “…”
It always felt a bit like a public execution, but since everyone else saw it, hiding it from Gu Yueshuang would make me feel guilty.
Lin Yanqiu hesitated for a while, and finally gave up: "It's in the drawer, take it yourself."
Gu Yueshuang took out the doll and sighed that there was indeed a difference between handmade and machine-made ones.
The feel is different.
She held it and squeezed it, saying, "Your doll is so well stuffed, it seems a little harder than mine... The embroidery seems different, too."
Gu Yueshuang turned the doll over, as if she had found a treasure, and exclaimed in amazement, "This doll has a perky butt!"
Lin Yanqiu: “…………”
Gu Yueshuang thought it was fun, so she poked the doll's butt and found the rebound force was quite good. She was just about to take out her own doll for comparison, when she saw Lin Yanqiu running out with Shuke in his arms.
Gu Yueshuang wondered: "What happened to him?"
Xu Qing shrugged: "I don't know either."
Lin Yanqiu's blush had spread to his neck.
When he thought about how this doll was made based on him and Gu Yueshuang, and that Gu Yueshuang was pinching his doll's butt, and it was relatively soft and hard...
It's really exciting.
Lin Yanqiu could be said to have fled in panic.
Lin Yanqiu walked out for a while, still scolding Shuke: "Who told you to bring the baby to me?"
Shuke: "Woof..."
Lin Yanqiu sighed: "Forget it, you don't understand..."
At this time in the POG base, Xu Qing was still mocking his own AD: "You don't know, when Xiaolin opened the package and found out it was a doll, his head turned red."
Gu Yueshuang was puzzled: "Why?"
Zhou Yao pondered for a long time and asked, "Maybe it's the shame of seeing the peripherals based on myself?"
Xu Qing asked: "Did you feel this way when you took your own doll?"
Gu Yueshuang: "No..."
After all, it is a doll handmade by my own sister.
Gu Yueshuang thought about it and realized that if she saw a doll that looked like her in the hands of a stranger, she would probably feel a chill down her spine.
She muttered softly, "But I have to say, this doll is pretty cute... but neither of them looks like me. How do you tell them apart?"
Xu Qing: "It's obvious, the fierce one is you."
Zhou Yao agreed: "Yes, there is also a well symbol on the forehead."
Gu Yueshuang: “?”
Xu Qing continued, "I think the fan who designed this doll must know you very well. The drawing is so lifelike. They must have been following you since the minor leagues. Otherwise, they wouldn't know your brutal nature."
Just as Gu Yueshuang was about to explode, she heard two loud bangs, and two people lined up in the base.
Qin Ye and Zhou Yao are both in the game, and Lin Yanqiu is not there, so it can only be the two of them.
Gu Yueshuang glanced at her computer, then at Xu Qing's computer, and sneered: "Oh, let me show you what a brutal nature is."
Xu Qing: "...It's over. It seems like I'm on the opposite side. I'm filling in as the mid laner. What should I do? I want to ask if anyone wants to switch with me."
Gu Yueshuang: "Don't change, no matter which position you play, I will hunt you down."
Xu Qing: “…”
Gu Yueshuang continued, "I will continue to chase you even if you cross three towers and reach the high ground."
Xu Qing, with tears in her eyes, picked up her phone and sent a message to Lin Yanqiu: "Come back quickly and save your support! The mid laner has gone crazy!"
As a result, the mobile phone next to Gu Yueshuang lit up, and the message displayed was the message sent by Xu Qinggang.
Gu Yueshuang: "Who's crazy?"
Xu Qing: "...Why is Xiaolin's phone with you?"
Gu Yueshuang suspected that Lin Yanqiu was in such a hurry that he took the wrong phone, so she said, "Give me a call and try."
She and Lin Yanqiu usually put their cell phones on the table to supervise each other and not play with their phones, so they are basically put together, so it is normal for them to take the wrong one.
Xu Qing called several times and wondered, "Why is the call always busy?"
"Let me try."
Very embarrassed, Zhou Yao picked up the phone and dialed the number almost in a second.
Most likely, Xu Qing was blocked.
Xu Qing: “…”
Gu Yueshuang: "..."
Gu Yueshuang ignored Xu Qing's murderous gaze, thought for two seconds, and asked, "Did you lend your phone to the coach?"
Xu Qing: "Yeah, he used my phone to call you before you came."
Gu Yueshuang: "...Oh, that time I blocked you."
Xu Qing: “…”
The most embarrassing thing was not being blocked, but that they continued to eat and live together for a month or two after being blocked, and neither of them noticed that they had been blocked.
Xu Qing: "In return, I'm going to block you too."
No matter what he said, he still couldn't bring himself to do it.
Xu Qing's finger hovered over "Add to Blacklist" for two seconds, then gave up and said, "Forget it. Let's not argue with a kid. Otherwise, it will cancel out. Don't catch me in this game."
As they were talking, someone quit the game in seconds. When they entered the game again, Xu Qing and Gu Yueshuang were assigned to the same side.
Gu Yueshuang went along with it, nodded and said, "Okay, I won't arrest you."
Xu Qing: “…”
It's a huge loss.
Why hasn't this stupid AD come back yet?
Lin Yanqiu, who was still walking his dog, sneezed, rubbed his nose, and complained to the silly dog: "You're not still nagging me at the base, are you? You've really ruined me, son of a bitch."
Shuke: "Woof?"
The author has something to say: Translate the dog talk: I am a dog's son, then what are you?
I'm so early today!