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GGB are all veteran players who have experienced many battles. They adjusted their mentality very quickly. They did not blame each other backstage, but comforted each other to try harder in the next game. They still have a chance to come back from 1 to 2.
Keep a good attitude and treat it as two BO1 games. There is no BO1 in LPL, but there is in the World Championship.
Let's just treat it as practice in advance.
And POG is another style of painting——
Before the second game started, Xu Qing joked, "They'll probably ban the mid laner again soon."
Lu Minghao: "Is it possible to ban the mid laner five times if I leave it alone?"
As expected, the opponent banned Zoe at the start of the draft. Her teammates were delighted, but Gu Yueshuang was a little mad: "Another ban on the mid laner! Again! Why are they always targeting me? Is targeting me any use?!"
Xu Qing became excited and rubbed his hands together: "That's great, it's time to give up the MVP title."
Gu Yueshuang rummaged through the mid-lane hero pool and said, "I think it's time to pull out my most prized pick, Annie."
Xu Qing: "Sacrificing you to save the whole team is great."
Lu Minghao spoke without restraint, saying whatever came to his mind: "Brother Shuang, seriously, if you really pick Annie in this game, one of you and Yan Che will probably have to retire."
Gu Yueshuang: "I don't know whether I will retire or not. If this voice message is released, you may have to retire first."
Lu Minghao finally realized the seriousness of the problem and quickly begged for mercy in front of the camera: "...Brothers and sisters in the later stage, I was wrong!"
Gu Yang held the notebook, thought for two seconds, and said, "Let's choose the mid laner last and decide on the other positions first."
Gu Yueshuang: "No, you're the last one to choose, and they still have to ban the mid laner in the second round. Then, should I still play?"
Gu Yang: "If they ban us, we'll ban them too. It's okay. You have your trump card, Annie. Let's ban all the mid laners and see who gets scared."
Lu Minghao: "...To be honest, I'm quite scared."
It's really scary to have such a nonsensical coach.
Gu Yang argued confidently: "Only when the tide recedes can you tell who is swimming naked."
Xu Qing complained, "It's just a natural ebb tide. You're just using a pump to drain the water. How can that be the same? What if your pump actually sucked away people's clothes?"
Gu Yueshuang: "Then they might not only take away the clothes, but also the person."
Gu Yang: "There shouldn't be a record of ten bans in one position so far, right? Come on, let's create a record."
Lu Minghao: "Ten bans is unlikely, right?"
Gu Yang waved his hand and said, "Then ban six or seven. Anyway, we have five bans for the mid laner."
Gu Yueshuang: "...Dad, you are targeting me."
Xu Qing added fuel to the fire: "GGB may not be targeting you, but Lao Gu is definitely targeting you."
Lin Yanqiu asked: "Is Lucian considered a mid laner or an AD carry?"
Gu Yang said seriously: "AD-type mid laners, are they banned together?"
Team members: “…”
Coach, please wake up!
Xu Qing trembled: "Then Karma and Galio are also in danger..."
Both of these heroes can be used as mid or support.
Gu Yang glanced at the notebook in his hand and said, "Well, they are all in Yan Che's hero pool. I will prepare to ban them later."
Gu Yang was afraid that they would be too hasty and miss the target, so he reminded them again, "Don't rush to act. Just ban whatever I say."
Xu Qing was eager to make a move: "Can I ban Annie now?"
Gu Yueshuang said indifferently: "Then one of us must retire."
Gu Yang added fuel to the fire: "It's also possible that they will both retire."
Lu Minghao was a little confused: "Are we at the retirement ceremony today?"
Gu Yueshuang became cheerful and started to talk nonsense: "After defeating POG, we will disband on the spot and go our separate ways."
"Ahem." The referee tried to remind them to be careful with their words.
The POG team members were still talking at once, one even whispering, "Who has a cold? Don't give it to me, or I'll definitely have a fever."
referee:"……"
Then, for the first time ever, the BP phase was paused.
The commentators and the audience were all confused.
The commentator was also confused after receiving the reason given by the director.
[What's wrong? Is it going to reopen?]
[Found a bug? BP needs to be reopened? I remember that this situation will result in a ban.]
How can there be a pause during the BP phase? Is anyone disconnected?
The commentator was a bit skeptical: "Sorry, I received a notice from the director that the referee needs to educate the POG players."
【???】
【Hahahahahahahaha I burst out laughing!!】
[What's going on? Is the referee going to come down and teach POG a lesson?]
[Maybe it’s really a lesson for people (dog head)]
Commentator A was a little confused: "Did I hear correctly? What did you hear over there?"
Commentator B was even more confused: "The director will only talk to you... There's no sound in my headphones."
Commentator A: "... From what I've heard, the POG players have a bit of a mentality issue, and the referee needs to help them fix it. Anyway, let's all take a look at it and see if it'll be included in the Hero Mike Madness later. Everyone's looking forward to it."
【???】
[Telling a joke, POG has a problem with his mentality]
[I suspect POG was scolded by the referee for saying something weird.]
[This is the first time I’m looking forward to Mike Crazy (dog head)]
The six people on the POG field, including the players and the coach, were all lectured together—
We must have a correct attitude and not talk about disbanding and retirement all the time. We must not turn this into a meme. What we convey must be something positive.
POG listened to the lecture in silence.
Gu Yueshuang asked quietly, "No fine, right?"
referee:"……"
Was all that I just said in vain?
Seeing the referee remained silent, Gu Yueshuang became nervous: "If there's a fine, I won't be in the mood to play today."
The referee tried to keep a straight face. "One warning, no fine. No threatening the referee."
Gu Yueshuang smiled happily: "Okay, okay, thank you referee, the referee has worked hard, let's continue."
referee:"……"
Thank you for being so perfunctory to me T^T.
After a brief interlude, BP restarted and the previous selections could not be changed.
GGB and POG seemed to be really up to something.
In the first round, there were a total of six BAN positions on both sides, all of which were given to the mid-lane position.
Zoe, LeBlanc, Syndra, Galio, Tsar, Kassadin.
Except for Galio, all of them are what Gu Yueshuang is good at.
She reasonably suspected that the two coaches had conspired against her.
Gu Yueshuang pointed at the screen with a look of grievance: "The opponent will definitely grab Lucian or Jayce! You can't ban the mid laner again in the second round, right? If you ban me again, you will really be targeting me."
Xu Qing was a little uneasy: "Why not let Brother Shuang pick it in the first round? In the second round, the opponent will definitely continue to ban the mid laner."
Gu Yang: "It's okay, she can also use Ryze, Twisted Fate, Cassiopeia, and if that doesn't work, she can use Annie."
Gu Yueshuang was embarrassed: "What kind of sewer heroes are you talking about... I can even take out Ahri."
"You want to use Fox in the competition?!" Xu Qing almost slammed the table and started a fight.
Gu Yueshuang: "What? Do you look down on us acrobats?"
Lu Minghao also panicked: "No, no, no, listen to my advice, foxes really can't do it——"
Gu Yueshuang compromised: "Okay, then choose Annie."
——Among a bunch of difficult-to-choose sewer heroes in this version, I picked out a sewer hero that was barely reliable.
Lu Minghao scratched his head. "Why do I feel like I'm being manipulated? They gave us a bunch of unacceptable choices, and then finally gave us a passable one. Isn't that just to make sure we choose this passable one?"
Gu Yueshuang: "My Annie is really awesome!"
Gu Yang said to Xu Qing: "After tricking the ban, pick Ekko for the mid laner."
Gu Yueshuang: "...Hmm?"
Was all her words just now in vain?
Lin Yanqiu nodded: "Ike is quite suitable."
——They had practiced this hero specifically during their duo training, and he was quite confident in her.
Qin Ye: "I also think this is better than Annie."
——As of the current version, he is much more familiar with Ike than Annie.
The opponent really chose Lucian.
Xu Qing asked, "Will it drag on to the late game? Their lineup seems to be more biased towards the early game."
Lucian has very short range among AD players, and this becomes more obvious in the later stages.
Gu Yueshuang: "If the jungler and support come twice more in the early game, this short-armed Lucian will be useless."
As a result, before their jungler and support came to gank the AD-type mid laner, the opposing jungler came to gank their AD first.
Lin Yanqiu was ambushed at the start, the game started with a collapse, and the support was also restricted from roaming.
In this way, POG must survive and develop in the early stages.
Xu Qing: "It's okay, let's drag it out to the late stage. We are also a mid-to-late stage lineup anyway."
Gu Yueshuang objected: "Why hide? I'm an early-game hero, okay?"
Xu Qing: "...? Don't lie to me, your Ekko is clearly a mid-to-late game hero."
Gu Yueshuang expressed disdain: "Isn't he good enough in the early game in my hands? Why do you have to drag the assassin into the late game? Who are you looking down on?"
Xu Qing was extremely confused. "Xiao Lin, please judge for yourself. Ekko is indeed a late-game hero, right? He's invincible in the late game, practically walking sideways, right?"
Lin Yanqiu wasn't surprised: "When there's a longer gap between matches, I'll let you go to Canyon Peak and play a couple of games, and then you'll understand."
Lu Minghao: "I know, I know. The pace is super fast. No matter what level you are, if a group appears and you don't join, you will be scolded. Level 6 is already considered late."
Xu Qing: “…”
Gu Yueshuang: "I trained under Team Xiaolin's watch. How could he not understand?"
Xu Qing was shocked and heartbroken: "Captain, you are spoiling me—"
Lin Yanqiu still spoke up for his midlaner: "Not really, her Ekko is really good."
While the bottom lane was joking around, Gu Yueshuang took action and took advantage of a tricky angle to kill Lucian in the lane.
Almost at the same time, another kill notification appeared - Lu Cheng killed Lin Yanqiu in the bottom lane.
Gu Yueshuang didn't even blink, and arrogantly ate the plating under the middle lane tower. She ate three layers of plating at once. Even Lucian was resurrected, but she still refused to retreat. She ate the 160 bounty on the third layer before reluctantly retreating back to the city.
At this time, she actually had only a trace of health left, but she didn't care. The opponent had no time to catch her anyway, and she would not suffer any loss if she went back to the city - a typical example of seeking wealth and honor through danger.
The opponent's condition had obviously recovered a lot in this game, so Gu Yueshuang was cautious and did not use the Book of Death first.
He did not return to the line, but found a ward that the opponent could not see, teleported to the bottom lane and cooperated with Xu Qing and Qin Ye to kill Lu Cheng.
GGB was anxious to gain control of the bottom lane, probably wanting to kill the dragon.
If we kill their jungler, they won't be able to fight for the little dragon.
Gu Yueshuang got the kill and then leisurely walked towards the middle lane. She could even kill another wave of soldiers when she returned.
Qin Ye PIN'd the gathering signal at the dragon pit: "Come and kill the dragon."
Gu Yueshuang said without even turning her head: "Let Xu Qing help."
Qin Ye: "He didn't output."
Then, he added meaningfully, "Normally, Xiaolin would help me fight."
Gu Yueshuang said confidently: "He is the AD carry, I am not. You fight on your own, I won't do business without getting kills."
Qin Ye: "..."
Why is it so difficult to order the mid laner around?
Lin Yanqiu coughed lightly and said, "They're probably going to switch lanes to defend the middle tower."
Gu Yueshuang: "Okay, you revive and come to the middle lane, I'll go to the opposite jungle to take a look."
Lin Yanqiu: “?”
Fourteen minutes later, the plating had disappeared. Gu Yueshuang said confidently, "There's no future in lane development. I'm already level 10 and can already roam freely in the jungle."
Xu Qing was embarrassed and reminded him, "Take it easy, don't waste yourself."
When she said she could walk sideways, she really could.
Moreover, she didn't buy the Death Book today and wasn't afraid of death, so she played extremely boldly. Whenever she saw an opportunity, she would rush in without thinking. It was a high-risk, high-reward game. Although she didn't win every time, she was able to widen the economic gap with the opponent in a way that made the audience's hearts beat fast.
I thought this game would be a back-and-forth affair, but it turned out to be a back-and-forth affair with Frost showing off and giving up…
She's so cool without the Killing Book! I used to say she was arrogant after using it, but now it seems like it's just a curse, keeping her calm.
[Please, Brother Shuang, please make sure to use the Killing Book next time]
It was a one-man show for her, but she definitely didn’t get the MVP award (dog head)
[I never imagined that I would actually be begging a contestant to use the Killing Book in the arena...]
[Both advantages and disadvantages are achieved through Brother Shuang's own ability! ]
[Ten thousand people signed a petition in blood begging Brother Shuang to produce a killing book. My weak heart really can’t take it…]
POG won the game 2:0 without any danger. When shaking hands after the game, the GGB players all looked bitter.
Gu Yueshuang shouted as she shook hands with everyone, "Come on, Pigsy."
The GGB players were amused and in tears.
Gu Yueshuang happily returned to the backstage lounge carrying her peripherals, and was immediately lectured by Gu Yang: "Should you write a self-criticism?"
Gu Yueshuang: “?”
You asked me to choose Ike, and I even showed off my skills. Why should I write a self-criticism?
Gu Yang said earnestly, "It's better to play it safe next time. You were too inhumane today."
Gu Yueshuang walked straight to her backpack, put away her peripherals, and started to get upset. "I won't be attending the fan interaction and post-match group interviews later. When asked, they said the mid-laner is writing a self-criticism and is facing the wall to reflect on his mistakes. He's under house arrest and is not allowed to participate in these activities."
“…”
If this was really a son, Gu Yang would have twisted his ears: "You played like a RANK in the second game. It's a good thing you won. If you lost, wouldn't you have to work overtime? I only prepared two rounds of BP!"
Everyone: “?”
Zhou Yao spoke up for the players: "Coach, this is a bit unprofessional."
Gu Yang impatiently drove them all out: "Alright, alright, hurry up and go to the interview. After that, let's go home early. I'm tired."
Contestants: “…”
Coach, outrageous.
That night, Mike Crazy was released during the second inning timeout.
"Retirement Bureau.", "Disband on the spot and go their separate ways." have become new memes among netizens.
[Before the game, the referee taught POG how to behave. During the game, POG taught GGB how to behave. That’s why the referee is always awesome!]
[POG members have really good relationships. If they didn't, they wouldn't dare to make such a joke.]
[That's right, in the second game, Frost was so reckless that he didn't get beaten. It shows that their relationship is really good.]
[Let's disband right here and go our separate ways. Shuangshuang, have you been thinking about this for a long time?!]
Gu Yueshuang felt ashamed, as if she were being publicly executed. "Will this kind of conversation be released? I've never heard of it before."
Fang Butao was completely paralyzed: "I was released as a negative example. I'll just have to wish you the best."
As he spoke, he posted on his official Weibo account: "The midlaner is writing a self-criticism and saying he needs to face the wall and reflect on his mistakes. [Video]"
The video played was the footage from the locker room after the game.
After seeing this, netizens burst into laughter and said that Frost was really a funny guy. They didn’t know where they picked up this treasure.
Another group of people asked when the review would be finished. They wanted to check Frost's cultural level.
Of course, there was no self-criticism. After Fang Butao posted the topic, he wanted to leave work and said, "No one of you should make any more news today. I want to take a vacation!"
Gu Yueshuang joked, "Okay, I'll go post something on Weibo."
Fang Butao: “?!”
There is another topic in the forum that is equally hot as this one——
"Is GGB still okay?"
The new king of the spring season, after a brief period of being a god, he represented the region in the competition and was beaten badly at MSI. After coming back, he seemed to have become a coward. It was like a piece of cake for him to play against weak teams, and he was beaten like a piece of cake by strong teams.
I thought the first game against the bots was enough, but the second game felt like a rank... I don't know why I feel like the second game was even more embarrassing than the first.
I thought the first game was hopeless, but in the second, Frost started messing around, and so did the other team! We still can't win, and POG's botched draft and selections are enough to win? Just how bad are GGB?!
[Think positively, POG's level has always been confusing. He's stronger against stronger opponents and weaker against weaker ones. After the playoffs, he's been playing steadily.]
Lu Minghao held his phone, a little worried: "During MSI, didn't Brother Shuang fight against the trolls for GGB? As a result, after we finished fighting them, they were brought up again at MSI..."
Gu Yueshuang waved her hands: "Don't worry about it. They will be whipped for the rest of their lives after MSI. They will be whipped until the league collapses or the team disbands."
Fang Butao, dying from illness, sat up in shock: "Disband? Who said disband? Don't even mention that word!!"
Xu Qing looked at Gu Yueshuang with condemning eyes: Look at what you have done to the manager?
Gu Yueshuang patted Lu Minghao on the shoulder and said, "Think about it, it's normal for me to encourage them when they were representing our region. But they lost, and lost miserably. Speaking up for them would be whitewashing and unnecessary. Let's just not mention this matter."
Lin Yanqiu: "This is a question of pride and honor for the region."
Lu Minghao scratched his head: "Captain, what you said is too profound, I don't understand."
Gu Yueshuang: "Ignore him, go back to training. You have to know that your achievements are earned through your own efforts. Don't pay attention to any keyboard warriors or trolls. Just look forward - you can look at the money, but you have to be realistic."
Lin Yanqiu began to doubt himself: "Hmm? Are my words very obscure? Do you find it difficult to understand when I speak normally?"
Gu Yueshuang asked: "Would you like to drink milk? Double row?"
"OK."
Xu Qing: “…”
Are we going to just brush this topic aside so simply and crudely?
Today, thanks to the referee's "teaching" and Frost's "reflection", they won the spring championship GGB with a big advantage, making POG's popularity unprecedentedly high.
Major e-sports media outlets have also begun releasing some of their interview footage related to Gu Yueshuang.
——Very fresh, it was taken just before the last competition!
The most outrageous one is a quick question and answer:
Question: "If Heige and Forest fall into the water at the same time and you can only save one, who will you save?"
Gu Yueshuang blurted out: "I can't swim - I can call 120 for them."
Reporter: "What if you can swim?"
Gu Yueshuang seemed not to have heard the reporter's question. Still immersed in the logic of this question, she began to mutter, "Why was I by the water with Team Xiaolin and Brother Hei? They both fell into the water? Was it summer water or winter water? Were they ice skating on the river in winter? They deserved it."
reporter:"……"
This mumbling was edited into double speed by the media. After the fast-forward, the reporter asked the question again: "If Heige and Forest fell into the water at the same time, and you could only save one person, who would you save?"
Gu Yueshuang once again seized on the logical loophole: "You said you could only save one 'person'. Is Brother Hei a person?"
reporter:"…………"
The reporter had no choice but to ask the question again for the third time.
Gu Yueshuang thought without hesitation: "Brother Hei can do the doggy paddle. Hei jumped down to save someone, right?"
The reporter finally got mad and skipped the question.
Gu Yueshuang was left with a soul-searching question: "Captain, why did you decide to jump into the water? The fountain in real life can't help you recover your health."
Reporter: “…That’s enough!”
This passage is regarded as a classic and will be passed down forever.
Friends, have you learned it? Here's the standard answer to the fatal question!
[The point is that Shuang Ge gave three completely different reactions and answers, which really upset the person who set the question.]
Can you show more of this kind of footage? It would be really fun, hahahaha.
[It's known that Shuang Ge doesn't like being interviewed, and it's also known that reporters don't like interviewing Shuang Ge. Every time reporters interview Shuang Ge, it's torture, but I'm happy! So, shouldn't this kind of interview be more intense? (dog head)]
Inside the POG base, the team members watched the cut of the interview amidst laughter and joy.
Xu Qing was so happy that he couldn't stop smiling: "So, Captain, why are you in the water?"
Zhou Yao added fuel to the fire: "So Captain, why are you and Heige in the water?"
Gu Yueshuang said seriously, "I've thought about this question for a long time. I think they might be going to take a bath together."
Lin Yanqiu: “…?!”
The scene where reputation was harmed.
Lu Minghao was curious: "Brother Shuang, if Captain Xiaolin and I fell into the water, who would you save?"
Gu Yueshuang said expressionlessly, "Let's negotiate the price first, then auction it off. I'll save whoever bids the highest."
Lu Minghao: “?”
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