Q: Are female players naturally inferior to male players?Gu Yuehshuang: Thanks for the invitation, as a female professional player, I'll speak from experience. I haven't yet found a male pl...
"We're ready to order. Do you want more?" Lu Cheng asked as he looked over the menu. "It's a good time for you to discuss the trash talk showdown. We should be filming the finals promo and trash talk tomorrow."
Xu Qing: "This is my first time filming trash talk..."
Lu Minghao's eyes lit up: "Can I touch the trophy?"
"Feel free to touch it. You can even take the trophy away." Gu Yueshuang came up with a plan and turned to ask Lin Yanqiu, "Should we lock up Team FJ here? Then we can win without a fight?"
Lin Yanqiu thought seriously for two seconds: "It's not impossible."
Everyone in Team FJ: “???”
Xu Qing took out his phone and said, "Let me see if there's any trash talk from netizens that I can use..."
Chi Nan: "Let me make it clear first, no personal attacks."
Gu Yueshuang asked sincerely, "What constitutes a personal attack?"
Lin Yanqiu tried to be both tactful and straightforward: "Just talk about the game and the competition, and try not to make any comments about him personally."
"Ah?" Gu Yueshuang was stunned. "Does it count if he's bad at gaming? But he's really bad at gaming to begin with..."
Chi Nan burst into tears: "...You are making a personal attack!"
Lin Yanqiu: "You can't use yourself as a standard, otherwise the professional arena will become a wild vegetable market."
Chi Nan: “…”
Everyone: “…”
What happened to me being shown off for no reason?
Gu Yueshuang: "Okay, I'll go back and prepare."
She picked up her chopsticks and continued to lash out, "Team FJ won today? Doesn't that mean we won't have milk tea on set tomorrow?"
GGB: “…”
FJ: “…”
Chi Nan was curious: "Is the milk tea ordered by GGB better? You seem very persistent."
Gu Yueshuang said frankly, "It's because Brother Tao said he wanted to have a good relationship with you guys. I thought about it, and the easiest way to establish a relationship is to owe you money and not pay it back."
Everyone: “…”
It made so much sense that I couldn't refute it for a moment.
Lu Cheng choked and said, "Can I order takeout for you tomorrow? Please stop trash-talking us."
Chi Nan smiled happily: "Thank you in advance, Brother Cheng. We can't go too far, right? We will meet again on the day of the bubble match."
Gu Yueshuang: "Who wants to meet you? You guys go play the bubble game, we won't go."
Lu Cheng explained, "After the bubble match, there will be a departure ceremony. The first and second seeds also have to be there."
Lin Yanqiu explained the schedule to her: "The finals will be on Friday, and the second round of the bubble match will be on Sunday. The winning team will be the third seed, and then the LPL will hold a departure ceremony."
Gu Yueshuang nodded: "I'll go back and think about how to talk trash."
After receiving the promise, everyone thought that Gu Yueshuang would make good preparations.
It was not until the next day at the trash talk recording site that Gu Yueshuang, wearing her team uniform, took out the clapperboard she had prepared from her pocket.
Everyone: “Huh?!”
[So, can any of you guys share some information? Did our precious female contestant actually wear women's clothing?]
[Whatever a girl wears is considered women's clothing...]
[Don't be picky! I want to know if Frost is wearing a skirt.]
The whistleblower is here. She's not wearing a skirt and is even clapping. Believe it or not, and feel free to judge for yourself.
【? ? 】
[Is the person upstairs here to make fun of me? ]
No one revealed this "kuaiban" story afterwards, and everyone just treated it as a joke and criticized it over and over again.
It wasn't until the day before the finals that the pre-game trash talk was released, and it started with a quick-paced sound, which surprised everyone.
So the Allegro is real?!
Then everyone looked at the precious female contestant, holding a clapperboard and speaking in plastic Mandarin: "The sound of the bamboo clappers filled my heart, and I had fun all the way to the finals. The finals venue was truly magnificent, but it's a pity that my opponent was a bit weak. Team Lin asked me to change the lyrics, fearing that she would burst into tears after hearing it."
Gu Yueshuang paused her clapperboard, looked hesitantly at the camera, and asked, "I don't think this counts as a personal attack, right?"
As if receiving affirmation, she happily began to clapper again: "Sooner or later, I'll be buried in the spring. I suggest you go to the temple and pay your respects in advance!"
The camera turned and the FJ team players clapped in amazement.
FJ's teammates started to cheer: "What can our team do to compete with them? Chi Nan, give us a show?"
Xia Yan: "Let Chi Nan go up there and perform a chest-breaking rock-breaking move."
Chi Nan looked around in panic: "No, wait! I'm going to break it. Who will play the mid laner?"
Gu Yueshuang continued to rap: "We haven't lost in the summer, my teammates are really good. I wanted to praise everyone one by one, but my teammates are afraid of bad words."
She smiled playfully: "There's nothing I can do about it, I'll just feed you guys."
As he spoke, he started to beat the clappers and praise the other side.
But the praise wasn't serious: "FJ's mid laner is really good, just enough to be ranked second. Huh? You're asking about the world's number one? He's sitting across from you."
The audience was completely dumbfounded.
[Is there really such a way to open up trash talk? It's a bit of a brainwashing move...]
[Where on earth did she get this plastic Mandarin? It's quite touching!]
I came here to watch some trash talk, why did it turn into a rap show? (dog head)
I never thought I'd find myself repeating trash talk on repeat. Is there a Big Hornworm cut? Shuangshuang is so cute, prpr.
This is the first time I've seen more than five minutes of trash talk. The point is, I still enjoyed it and didn't get tired of it at all. Please continue for another five minutes.
[It's treasure! Take it home and hide it immediately.]
【Don’t even think about it! 】
[Wife, how much do you know about me that I don’t know?]
After the quick-talk segment ended, we finally entered the serious trash talk segment that everyone is accustomed to.
Xia Yan was objective: "There shouldn't be a significant difference in strength between our two teams."
Xu Qing nodded with a smile on his face: "That's right, I'm just a little bit better than you guys."
Chi Nan: "Is this POG's first time playing in the finals? Kids, please step aside for a moment and give the seniors a chance to show off."
Gu Yueshuang scratched her head with a gloomy expression. "Yeah, my first year playing in the LPL was like crossing a river by feeling the stones. I accidentally touched the Silver Dragon trophy. I'm so sad. Is there anyone who has won the championship and can tell me how to look cool? Oh...you guys haven't won the championship either. What a pity."
Chi Nan: "It's cool to watch us win the championship from the audience. This will be our first LPL championship."
Gu Yueshuang: "That won't work. Our Xiaolin team specifically requested this trophy as a birthday gift, and I'm Foster, and I always grant requests."
Lin Yanqiu: "Then thank you in advance?"
Xia Yan: "All you noobs, move aside! I'm officially declaring that I own every jungle area."
Qin Ye: "That's unlikely. Our mid laner can kill monsters much faster than I can. Maybe monsters also understand ladies first."
Xu Qing: "I'm not exaggerating, our Sister Shuang has a very strong affinity with animals. This also applies to wild monsters, right, sister?"
"Want to eat? I do eat fast and I can eat a lot." When it came to Gu Yueshuang, the tone suddenly changed. "Spread a layer of honey, then coat it with some flour and throw it into the fryer. It smells so good that the kids in the next team are crying with greed."
Lin Yanqiu smiled and said, "The kids on our team have big appetites. They might want to stack 25 layers of the Book of Death as an appetizer."
【What's the matter with being a little spoiled】
【I am so hungry】
[Buy it and leave it alone! Let's see how many monsters Shuangshuang can kill by then.]
[Let's bet on how many levels of the Book of Murder there are?]
[Why gamble? Xiaolin said 25th floor, Shuangshuang will get 25th floor. I guess if Shuangshuang asks for stars, there will be a lot of people rushing to get them for her.]
Why is everyone assuming POG will win? I think FJ has a better chance of winning. POG tends to falter in crucial matches.
[Of course POG wins! My daughter is always right!]
On the day of the competition, as soon as Gu Yueshuang entered the arena, she saw many banners or light signs such as "My dear daughter, Daddy/Mom loves you" and "Remember to wear a skirt when you win the championship", which made her want to poke her eyes out.
During the debugging before entering the room, Gu Yang repeatedly reminded him, "Don't try to do anything deliberately. You must be brave enough to fight and compete for resources, and don't try to establish an unshakable persona. Winning the game is the first priority, no matter what. Anyone can be sacrificed, okay?"
Team members: “Okay—”
Gu Yang was worried and patted Gu Yueshuang on the shoulder: "When you are needed to cooperate with the jungler or the top and bottom lanes, you should try your best to cooperate and don't lose your temper."
Gu Yueshuang wondered: "Do I have a very rebellious face?"
Gu Yang looked at the colorful signboards below the stage, feeling uneasy. He emphasized again and again, "I'm just saying, don't get complacent. No matter what, don't get complacent. Don't let your mentality get carried away. Don't be afraid to scold her just because she's a girl. Just beat her like before."
Xu Qing: "...Coach, wake up. She was the one who scolded us before."
Gu Yueshuang: "Don't tell me about it, I'm very civilized."
Lin Yanqiu stabilized the troops' morale: "Don't worry too much, just fight normally."
Gu Yang glanced at him and said, "It's the same old rule. After playing a game, we change AD players. The top laner can be changed depending on the situation."
Lin Yanqiu: “…”
Feeling targeted.
Lu Minghao scratched his head: "Isn't it not good to rotate all the time?"
Gu Yang: "Are you worried that you won't be used to the cooperation? It's because we need you to get used to this sudden situation. Otherwise, if Xiaolin gets sick again, Yang Lin will definitely not be able to handle the psychological pressure alone. It's better for us to spend a few more games to get used to it."
Lu Minghao seemed to understand, but still felt it was a little unreasonable: "Do we have to train for the finals?"
Gu Yang: "What if your captain falls in the finals?"
Lin Yanqiu said modestly: "Thank you for your hard work."
Gu Yueshuang had no objection and said, "Newcomer, just adapt well. If the mid, bottom and jungle all get sick, you'll have to carry the top lane even if you're alone with four people."
"It's a minor issue. I'm basically used to it." Xu Qing clicked the mouse back and forth, practicing his accuracy. "Fortunately, both of our AD carries are good, and the mid laner is a reliable carry. Overall, the team structure is fine."
Lu Minghao asked cautiously, "Will this put a lot of pressure on me?"
Gu Yueshuang was puzzled: "I've never received such strange questions before... You can't just stop trusting me after knowing that I'm a girl, right?"
Lu Minghao scratched his head and said, "Not really... I'm just worried about putting too much pressure on the mid laner..."
Gu Yueshuang: "Then you guys should carry it. Have I ever failed to deliver when I was needed to support you before?"
Lin Yanqiu said firmly, "Just like from the beginning, I have unconditional faith in our player Frost."