Chapter 1 My rules are rules

(The heroine is the kind of person who will confront others when she is not convinced, and will be tough when she is not happy. She is a person who can use both hands and mouth. She can go crazy and will never compromise. Most of the male protagonists are collectors. This is not a serious drama, not a political conspiracy, and not a sad story. Please don't watch it with your brain, but everyone has a mouth!)

(Key points to be cleared!!! The heroine is passionate and loves to flirt! There are many intimate scenes! Don’t watch if you don’t like it!)

(Not a sad story! Don’t misinterpret the ending as it’s going to end in HE! It really makes me upset to see the inexplicable and misinterpreted book reviews! It’s said to be a happy story, how can it be a BE ending?)

(There is also a non-invincible character! This is also a key point to clear up!)

(This is a brainless and cool story. The main theme is the word "cool". Enjoy the life of a princess and flirt with men! If you don't like this, please clear the minefield as soon as possible!)

Qi Yue traveled into a book, into her own brainless Mary Sue novel about one woman and many men.

Here's what happened. Qi Yue, who has been single for 30 years, went crazy and wrote a book titled "The Little Princess' Men Are Not Easy to Mess With". It was originally just a work that she made up, but because the plot was too crazy, it was directly scolded by readers and became a hot topic.

Who is Qi Yue? She has lived a miserable life for thirty years, and she can still bear the misfortune of her own book?

So, she went crazy and directly used her main account to fight against the black fans. There were only a few thousand black fans to begin with, but her persistence managed to get rid of tens of thousands of them.

After reading the comment that cursed her to be transported to his book and tortured, she was so angry that her heart was beating wildly and she broke out in a cold sweat. She just touched the keyboard and fell down before she could type a single word.

Qi Yue regretted it so much the second before his sudden death. We must be rational and beware of sudden death.

Otherwise, I would end up like her, dying of anger before I could even start scolding her...

She thought about going to the underworld and giving the King of Hell a good scolding to vent her anger.

As a result, the next second, she really lived up to that comment and really became the Princess Yi Yang, the most cowardly, weakest, most easily bullied, most beautiful but brainless character in her own book, and the unfortunate cannon fodder with the worst ending.

She is clearly the most honorable princess of the Dayi Dynasty, powerful and beautiful, but she is obsessed with love and gives money and power to the male lead Jiang Sheng.

She used her dowry to support the entire family in the general's mansion, but in the end she was despised by everyone and imprisoned in the most desolate corner of the general's mansion's backyard, where she died miserably.

The heroine Lian Mengyi used her as a stepping stone, slept with her man, enjoyed her life and power, and became the most favored little princess Qi Mengyi, and collected men one after another.

Qi Yue was so angry that he fanned his three big hands wildly through the air.

Why not really slap her? Although she was crazy, she was afraid of pain.

Madam Jiang and Jiang Sheng, who were confronting Qi Yue, were so scared by her crazy expression and twitching movements that they took a step back.

The personal maid He Xiang rushed over to grab her twitching hand, and cried out distressedly: "Princess, no matter how angry you are, you can't slap yourself! You slap He Xiang, don't make yourself sick with anger..."

Qi Yue stopped what he was doing, calmed himself down, and looked at Jiang Sheng, a face that could only be considered handsome, and his skin was not fair.

She remembered that this was the first plot of the original book, the imprisonment of the eldest princess.

This male lead is a bit ugly. Was this how she planned his appearance?

Oh, yes, she seemed to be based on that popular male star, but before the book was finished, this guy was imprisoned for committing a crime...

Then he looked up at Old Madam Jiang and said, "Say what you just said again."

Madam Jiang looked sweet but her heart was bitter as she continued to persuade him, "Qi Yue, Lian Mengyi is only a concubine, and you are still the mistress of our general's mansion..."

Oh, it has the same name as her own!

Yes, because when the book was written, the eldest princess, who was a cannon fodder, was only given a title and no one even bothered to come up with a name.

Qi Yue interrupted her and glared at her, "What did you call me just now?"

Madam Jiang was slightly stunned: "Qi Yue...is there something wrong?"

Qi Yue strode forward and threw a big bag at her, "How dare you! I am the most honorable eldest princess of the Great Yi Dynasty. Who the hell do you dare to call me by my name?"

Madam Jiang was furious: "Qi Yue! I am your mother-in-law, and you dare to hit me! You are so rebellious!"

Qi Yue: "I think you are rebelling! I am the emperor and you are the subjects. If I slap you, you will have to kneel on the ground and kowtow to express your gratitude! If you dare to lay a hand on me, let's see if you and your family in the general's mansion are too proud to live!"

He Xiang quickly stepped forward and wiped her hands with a handkerchief, staring at Jiang Sheng and the others warily: "Princess, next time you say such vulgar words, just ask me to do it. Be careful not to swell your delicate hands, or His Majesty will be distressed!"

Jiang Sheng on the side had an unpleasant expression on his face, but he could only suppress his anger.

"Qi Yue, you are too outrageous. Have you learned all the rules of being a princess?"

Qi Yue glared at the two of them with her eyes, and shot them fiercely again, "How dare you——"

"I am the Princess Yiyang, who was personally conferred by the late emperor. I am the emperor's biological sister. I wonder which dog has swallowed up General Jiang's duty as a subject?"

"I will tell you today that my rules are my rules. If you dare to set rules for me, you might as well cut your throat with a sword and try to be reborn into a more noble person than me."

Madam Jiang pointed at Qi Yue's face and gasped in anger, "You, you, you are so bold!"

Qi Yue curled her lips, and threw the handkerchief she had used to wipe her hands at Jiang Sheng's face in disgust, then slapped Madam Jiang again at lightning speed.

"My brother doesn't dare to point his finger at me, how dare you, an old man, point your finger at me!" She raised her eyes and looked at Jiang Sheng who had just taken off the handkerchief, "Why? Can your and your mother's status surpass that of my brother?"

"How dare I? Who can be as bold as you, the general's mansion, who can even bully the princess!"

Madam Jiang was full of disbelief, "You...you dare to hit me?"

Jiang Sheng supported Madam Jiang's trembling body. He didn't expect that someone who had always been cowardly and submissive would suddenly attack.

Old Madam Jiang suddenly thought of something and gradually slowed down her breathing. Although she didn't dare to point at Qi Yue again, her tone was still commanding.

"Qi Yue, you are a princess, but don't forget that you married into our general's mansion as a lower-class woman. Why can't my son marry a lower-class woman? And I am your mother-in-law. It is extremely unfilial of you to disrespect your mother-in-law!"

Jiang Sheng nodded in agreement and advised, "Qi Yue, Meng Yi is just an orphan with no relatives in Beijing. She will never go beyond you. You should be more generous and give her a way out."

Qi Yue: "If you dare to let this little bitch step on my face, I will cut her open like a fish. I won't give up my position, and you will never have any evil thoughts in your life."

Jiang Sheng gritted his teeth and threatened: "You know that you have violated the seven grounds for divorce. I can divorce you with a piece of paper."

Qi Yue sneered: "I didn't know that General Jiang was so capable that he could override the imperial power? Could it be that... he wanted to rebel?"

Jiang Sheng: "Don't talk nonsense!"

Qi Yue: "Nonsense? Our marriage was arranged by the late emperor. If your Jiang family dares to divorce the eldest princess of a country, what else can you do but want to rebel?"

Seeing her son being humiliated, Madam Jiang narrowed her eyes and said, "Someone, come here, the princess is having a hysterical attack, please take her back to her room to rest."