143 Chapter 143

"Ah, so boring! When will this golden elixir thunder tribulation come..." Ning Shu turned over in bed boredly, staring at the light coming through the ceiling and began to daydream.

Question: What is more terrifying than being struck by lightning and feeling the pain of your skin being torn apart?

Answer: You have no idea when the thunder will strike.

Yes, the time when the thunder tribulation falls is not fixed. If it is slow, it may take several years, and if it is fast, it will come in an instant. Therefore, all monks who are about to be promoted will find a secluded place to wait quietly, in case the thunder tribulation strikes on the road one day and accidentally injures innocent passers-by.

This cave was specially prepared by the Hehuan Sect for the disciples who were going through tribulation. It looked simple from the outside, but it was a different world inside. Not only were all kinds of furniture and supplies available, but there were also various picture books, snacks, elixirs and even hot springs. However, Ning Shu was in no mood to appreciate or enjoy it.

After all, the concept of thunder tribulation was too unfamiliar to Ning Shu, who was always focused on her career and neglected her cultivation. She felt as anxious as a student who was about to face the final exam but had barely flipped through her books. At first, she meditated and practiced nervously in an attempt to cram for the exam, but not long after, she began to look forward to the thunder tribulation to come quickly so that she could die and be reborn soon.

Even if Ning Shu told her mother and Zixiao about this mentality, it would only make everyone worry, so she could only keep it in her heart and feel uncomfortable.

"Ah, it would be nice if there was someone I could talk to and complain to... It's really hard to just sit here like this..." Ning Shu turned over in bed, sighed, buried his face in the pillow, and didn't move.

“Ding Dong!”

At this moment, Shuangqihua suddenly sounded a message reminder. Ning Shuyu sat up with a somersault and opened the light screen with a little confusion and expectation.

It's so strange. Lately, everyone knows I'm in a critical period of tribulation, so they haven't bothered to come and disturb me. Who would come to me at this critical moment? Has something major happened?

Unexpectedly, the person who sent the message was not the business partners or disciples of the Hehuan Sect, but Xuan Mo, who was always not good at speaking.

Yijianpowanjie: Are you nervous? Do you want me to make you some potato chips?

Entertainment Industry Boss: How do you know I'm nervous? I didn't tell anyone.

One Sword Breaks All Disasters: I see that your account is always online for a while and then offline, and then online again after a while. This usually happens when you have something on your mind.

Big boss in the entertainment industry: ...This is called playing with anxiety.

A sword breaks all calamities: pictures of various delicacies.jpg

Yijian Po Wanjie: I sprinkled some pepper and salt on the potato chips according to your suggestion, and added some snacks that mortal children like to eat. I tried making chicken fillets for the first time. Do you want to try it?

Ning Shu clicked on the picture and enlarged it. The potato chips were cut into thin wavy shapes and looked golden in color. The brown and red powder was very evenly distributed on them. The chicken fillet on the side looked crispy and fragrant. Paired with some small desserts such as the honey three-knife jujube flower cake, it made a very tempting snack platter.

Although the foundation-building cultivators have been practicing fasting for a long time, not eating does not mean that they will not feel greedy.

Ning Shu was very angry because he could see but couldn't eat.

Big boss in the entertainment industry: Damn it! You knew I couldn't have it! You deliberately tempted me!

The entertainment industry's big boss: Come over here! Let's get struck by lightning together! Let's make a pair of hot and spicy chicken bones together, crispy on the outside and tender on the inside!

One Sword Breaks Ten Thousand Tribulations: Sure, but not now. If I go, the difficulty of your thunder tribulation will increase.

Big boss in the entertainment industry: [crying][crying][crying]

One Sword Breaks All Disasters: But I can bring food in for you.

Big boss in the entertainment industry: Who sent it?

If someone with higher cultivation than me comes, I will defeat monsters of higher levels. Who with lower cultivation than me would be willing to come here and be struck by lightning for no reason?

One sword breaks all calamities: Xuanshuang.

Before Ning Shu could figure out what Xuan Mo meant by this sentence, the Xuanshuang sword that had been placed beside him suddenly floated up and flew around twice. Then it gently shook the hilt as if to say hello, and then flew out of the cave with a sound of "so".

Ning Shu: ...

So, sword spirits are actually so intelligent?

About a quarter of an hour later, Xuanshuang Sword's bag came back slowly. Ning Shu untied the bag from his body and found that it contained the snack platter in the picture. Xuan Mo also gave him a bowl of fruit shaved ice. It was so cold that Ning Shu squinted his eyes unconsciously.

Yijian Po Wanjie: Did the food arrive? Is it delicious?

Entertainment Industry Boss: Delicious, delicious! By the way, I'd like to ask, what's our Brother Xuanshuang's cultivation level? Will he suddenly transform into a handsome man or beautiful woman one day?

One Sword Breaks All Disasters: No, the strength of the Xuanshuang Sword is only related to my strength, so it should be equivalent to the late Jindan stage now.

One Sword Breaks All Tribulations: It's a pity that I'm still one step away from achieving Golden Elixir Perfection, otherwise we could have overcome the tribulation at the same time. [Kitten Sighs].jpg

Big Boss in the Entertainment Industry: Why? Even if we were to go through the tribulation at the same time, we wouldn't be able to stay together, right?

If Ning Shu were to endure both the Golden Core Thunder Tribulation and the Nascent Soul Thunder Tribulation at the same time, he would be seeking death.

One Sword Breaks All Disasters: Although we can't be together, we can make a pair of spicy bone-in chicken that is crispy on the outside and tender on the inside.

Big boss in the entertainment industry: Are you serious?

One sword breaks all calamities: Of course.

System prompt: "One Sword Breaks All Disasters" has changed its nickname to "I am a Hot and Spicy Chicken".

Ning Shu: ...

Suddenly thinking of a possibility, she opened Wutong's eyes and saw that Xuan Mo's usual online name, which had not changed for thousands of years, had also been changed to "I am a hot and spicy chicken".

Now Xuan Mo is a top-tier traffic star on the Internet, and countless people are watching his every move. As soon as he changed his online name, countless confused fans immediately started to post comments crazily in the comment section.

One Sword, One Flower, One World: Ah! Baby, why did you suddenly change your nickname? What kind of chicken is Xianggu Chicken?

Spirit Sword Companion: Sounds like the name of some kind of dish? Ahhhhh, so Xiao Mo is a glutton who loves spicy food!

I am a blue flying sword: Within a quarter of an hour, I want to know how to make this spicy chicken!

Finally Getting Married: Doesn't anyone find it weird? If you were to name your favorite drink or food, wouldn't it be something like "Hot Spicy Bone Chicken" or "I Love Hot Spicy Bone Chicken"? Why "I'm a Hot Spicy Bone Chicken"?

Happy Sword Handle Spirit: Really? Does this fragrant bone chicken have some meaning that I don’t know?

So everyone started to ask what this "hot and spicy chicken" meant. Almost every famous restaurant had fans asking in the comment section, but no one in the entire Lingwang had heard of this dish. Instead, several restaurants took advantage of the popularity to come up with innovative dishes.

Looking at these fans jumping up and down without getting an answer, Ning Shu suddenly remembered a sentence he had seen in his previous life:

If your idol who has not been active for thousands of years suddenly starts to log in and post some ambiguous actions and words, don't be too happy too soon. Most likely, he has a sister-in-law and is secretly showing off his love.

Ning Shu: ...

I was shocked. My sister-in-law turned out to be me?

In her previous life, as a spectator, she couldn't understand why those celebrities had to do such suicidal actions and give others an excuse. Now that her role and position have changed, she finally understands.

That’s of course because as the “sister-in-law” herself, she was so happy to see the hint that only she knew!

Ning Shu gently smoothed the corners of his mouth that had started to turn up without him noticing when, cleared his throat and opened the chat page.

Big boss in the entertainment industry: If you want to be a spicy chicken, you will lose a lot of fans and won’t be able to make money.

I am a hot and spicy chicken: It doesn’t matter. Even if I don’t act, I can still go exploring and hunting in secret places. I am very good at it and can get very expensive materials.

I am a hot and spicy chicken: I also have a lot of benefits in the sect. When I am promoted to the Nascent Soul stage, I can take up some positions and earn more. I will give it all to you.

I am a spicy chicken: [Transfer 99,999 spirit stones]

I am a spicy chicken with bones: I am a spicy chicken with bones that can support a family.

"Hehe..." Ning Shu was amused by him, and the anxiety of facing the thunder tribulation disappeared unconsciously. She covered her head with the quilt and rolled over and over in bed for a long time. Finally, she got up and sat at the desk. She picked up the pen and drew a simple picture in less than five minutes.

"Brother Xuanshuang, please make another trip, please!" Ning Shu folded the drawing paper and put it into Xuanshuang's scabbard, then put his hands together and bowed slightly to the Xuanshuang sword.

I don’t know if the Xuanshuang Sword understood, but anyway, it moved again, flew around Ning Shu a few times, and then flew out of the cave.

At this time, Xuan Mo was living on a small island near Ning Shu. Logically, he should have lived in Junzizhou where his ex-boyfriend lived, but the sect leader, considering Ning Shu's reluctant look at him at the cave entrance, finally agreed to let him stay here to "accompany his studies."

Weird, why is Ning Shu silent? Xuan Mo frowned slightly as he looked at the chat page that had been silent for a long time.

Did I just say something too reckless? Should I apologize now?

Just when he was extremely conflicted, he suddenly heard a familiar sound of a sword outside the door. Xuan Mo quickly opened the window and let it in. The Xuan Shuang Sword happily ran around the room twice, with the tassel at the end swaying like a tail. After running enough, it ran to Xuan Mo and gently pulled out the sword to let its owner see the paper in the scabbard.

"Is this... sent by Ning Shu?" Xuan Mo carefully pulled out the paper and opened it. Inside was a Q-version little chicken covered with a layer of crispy golden coating. Its small wings were flapping as it held a small blue sword. Judging from its posture, it seemed that it was fighting, and its face had a serious expression. It was obvious who the painting was of.

Xuan Mo's icy face turned red again. He took the painting and ran into the woods and started running around happily. If Ning Shu were here, he would definitely sigh that the object really resembles its owner.

"Ding Dong! Your special follow "I'm a Fragrant Bone Chicken" has updated new works, hurry up and check it out!"

Not long after, Ning Shu's Shuangqihua received a system notification. She quickly clicked on it to see that Xuan Mo had posted a video of his dazzling sword dance. His icy and handsome face swayed back and forth on the screen as he performed various cool and difficult killing moves. When he finally finished his move, he held Xuanshuang in his right hand and swung it backwards, freezing the action. The screen changed to a Q-version chicken pattern with the same movements.

Video title: I am a spicy chicken with bones that is both powerful and good at fighting.

The idol who had not been active for a long time actually posted twice in one day. After the Chinese New Year, fans rushed to the comment section for team building.

Spirit Sword Companion: Ahhhhhhh! Hyunmo baby, you are a cute and handsome fragrant bone chicken baby!

Yan Chixia from the Never-Sleeping City: So this is the Fragrant Bone-in Chicken? So cute, so cute, so cute!

Finally got married: It's good! I love it! More!

The swordsmanship champion's wife: "After a month, you're finally open for business, baby! Today is a good day!"

Looking at the fans screaming and cheering below, the "culprit" Ning Shu silently clicked a like button with his second account, smiled slightly, and kept his credit to himself.