It was 1068, Year 1 of the Xining era. Emperor Zhao Xu had recently ascended the throne of the Song dynasty. The widely respected old-guard of civil officials, Ouyang Xiu, Han Qi, and Fu Bi, were i...
After learning about his position, Zhang Fei roughly understood what was going on. The other party did not want to kill him, but to teach him a lesson.
Because the purpose was to kill the yamen runners, they were usually asked to guard some property or escort some goods. This was the most dangerous position. If there was any mistake, the family property would be lost and the person would become a slave.
As a result, many people would rather hurt themselves than serve.
Relatively speaking, the job of a patrolman is just more tiring, and the chances of making big mistakes are not high.
Obviously they wanted to punish him.
You can't run away for sure, so instead of complaining, just enjoy it...
"Hey, hey, hey, what are you touching? Hey... stop touching me. Do you hear me? What do you want to do, you old man?"
Zhang Fei raised his hands high and shouted nervously at the old man who was bending over his waist.
Suddenly, an old face appeared from his waist and said, "Young man, let me measure your body. What's your name?"
Zhang Fei said depressedly: "Just measure it, don't **!"
...
...
"How can I measure it if I don't touch it?"
As he said this, the old man stood up and said, "Okay, ten strings of cash in total."
"What?"
Zhang Fei was shocked and said, "I was forced to serve, and I have to pay for this uniform?"
"How about I go out?"
"That doesn't cost ten strings of cash. Is your uniform inlaid with gold?"
“That’s the rule.”
"No! You just touched me for a long time. Don't you know how much money I have?"
"You can send someone to deliver it later. After today, you will have to pay interest."
"And interest?"
"What's wrong? You don't want interest on the loan?"
"I...Okay, okay, I'll send someone to deliver it later. I'm leaving now."
As he walked out of the mansion, Zhang Fei turned around and saw... tui.
......
Just three days later, the uniform was delivered to my home.
So fast?
Zhang Fei even suspected that they had given him an old one.
early morning.
Zhang Fei sat in front of the bronze mirror, occasionally glancing at Gao Wenyin who was combing his hair behind him, and said with a smile: "Madam, don't hold back if you have something to say. It's boring without your nagging."
Gao Wenyin glanced at Zhang Fei in the bronze mirror with a little resentment, and whispered: "Sanlang, although Mr. Xu is here, but...but you have to be careful in everything, don't show off, so as not to...so as not to get into trouble, this...this yamen servant is still very dangerous after all."
Zhang Fei nodded solemnly: "Madam's earnest teachings, I will keep them in my heart and will never forget them."
Gao Wenyin pursed her lips and gave him a secret look, saying, "With your personality, I'm afraid you wouldn't do it even if you remember it."
Zhang Fei glanced at Gao Wenyin in surprise, "Madam really understands me more and more."
Gao Wenyin stopped answering and tied her headscarf back on, saying, "Okay!"
Zhang Fei immediately stood up and spread out his hands.
Gao Wenyin took a gray and white uniform with black edges and put it on Zhang Fei, and then carefully arranged it.
"This guy is handsome, no matter what he wears, he looks handsome. This yamen runner's uniform looks so suave on me."
Zhang Fei gestured in front of the bronze mirror for a long time, and then said to Gao Wenyin: "Madam, is that right?"
Gao Wenyin pursed her lips and nodded slightly.
“That’s enough!”
Zhang Fei glanced at his forehead and said, "I am leaving as my husband. Huh? Madam, would you like to give me a hug of encouragement?"
Gao Wenyin was stunned. "What do you mean by a hug of encouragement?"
"Well, that's it."
Zhang Fei put his arm around Gao Wenyin's waist and gently pulled her into his arms, and then he put his face against hers like a gentleman, no, like a gentleman.
Gao Wenyin's delicate body trembled, and she felt her cheeks getting hot. When she was about to move away, Zhang Fei had already let go of her.
He looked at her with concern again, "Madam, your face is so hot, are you sick?"
Gao Wenyin shook her head.
Zhang Fei asked again: "Then why is your face so red?"
Gao Wenyin saw the smile hidden in his eyes and couldn't help stamping her feet, "It's all your fault."
Zhang Fei laughed and walked out.
Gao Wenyin pursed her lips, "This Sanlang is becoming more and more slick."
But she didn't realize that her worry had decreased by seven points.
......
When he arrived at the hall, he saw Xu Zhiqian standing in the hall in a purple long dress. When she saw him coming, she couldn't help but look him up and down, and said with a smile, "It fits me well!"
Zhang Fei's expression froze. "Beautiful lady, please be careful with your words. I am a patrolman now."
Xu Zhiqian smiled sweetly, "So what if I'm a patrolman?"
Zhang Fei walked over, leaned over, and whispered in her ear: "Be careful, I'm going to patrol your boudoir tonight."
"you...!"
Just after she said a word, her lips seemed to be touched by something. Before she could react, she saw Zhang Fei running out of the hall, "Don't lock the door at night."
"You lecher, you......."
Halfway through his words, Xu Zhiqian looked around with a sense of guilt for no reason.
......
The Tokyo Bianliang had long since broken the lifang system. All the shops were opened facing the streets. There were countless of them. There were brothels and theaters everywhere. Palaces and houses were lined up one after another, without any gaps between them.
The key is that there is no curfew.
Fire was the biggest hazard in Tokyo. During the reign of Emperor Taizu, the military patrol station was established. This was also the first regular professional fire department in history.
You can try it soon. 】
It can be seen that the ancients were not stupid. No matter how society develops, many things will appear naturally without the need for time travelers to worry about it.
Moreover, the military patrol shops were very densely packed. Every three hundred steps or so in every alley, there was a military patrol shop with five soldiers.
Later, he gradually took charge of the city's transportation and public security.
Zhang Fei served as a special talent and was assigned to the right wing headquarters.
"Third brother, we are here."
It has to be said that Zhang Fei was a patrolman who came here in a horse-drawn carriage.
When we got off the carriage, we saw that the headquarters was located in the busiest place of Ma Xing Street. There were two big willow trees in front of the door and a small river in the middle.
After crossing a small bridge, he went straight in since there was no guard in front of the gate.
When I entered the yard, I saw five or six seven-foot tall men, shirtless, each holding a training stone, doing fitness exercises there.
"Wow... eight-pack abs? They're drawn, right?"
Zhang Fei looked at those shiny abdominal muscles and couldn't help but feel envious and jealous. "The imperial guards I've seen are not as good as this one!"
These Tokyo fire police are definitely the elite among the elite. The Song court may be relatively conservative in terms of officers and soldiers, but the fire police with regular establishments are all selected very strictly and are paid very well.
No matter who you owe salary to, you will never owe the fire department.
Because this was related to the safety of the entire capital, no one in the army, from top to bottom, dared to disobey.
There are also many various fire-fighting machines placed in the yard, including large and small water wheels, buckets, ladders, large forks, large ropes, axes, water bags, etc.
"Who are you?"
At this time, a clerk came out of the house.
"Patrolman Zhang Fei, reporting in."
Zhang Fei didn't know if he was infected, and he stood at attention.
"Oh...Ear Pen Zhang San."
The clerk nodded.
As soon as these words were spoken, the strong men in the yard put down their training stones at the same time and looked at Zhang Fei.
Zhang Fei smiled awkwardly, "Hello everyone, I'm new here, I hope you can take care of me."
The strong men all ignored him and continued to practice their martial arts.
Zhang Fei, who had been frustrated, thought to himself, next time you sue me, I won’t give you a discount.
The clerk suddenly looked around and shouted, "Lao Tao! Lao Tao!"
“Here it comes! Here it comes!”
After hearing a few responses, a greasy uncle with sparse hair and a beard came out from behind the house, tying his belt as he ran over in a hurry.
The clerk pointed at Zhang Fei and said, "This guy is new here, I leave it to you."
"Oh! I know."
After the clerk had said this, he went into the house.
Zhang Fei was stunned. You won’t even let me in?
The uncle came to Zhang Fei and asked, "What's your name?"
Zhang Fei said: "Zhang Fei."
The uncle scratched his exposed scalp and said, "This name sounds familiar."
Zhang Fei said again: "Zhang San."
"Oh...Ear Pen Zhang San." The uncle immediately pointed at Zhang Fei.
"Exactly."
"Why are you here?"
"get lost."
“......!”
The uncle grinned and laughed, "As expected of an ear writer, what you say is funny. My name is Tao Yonghan, you can just call me Old Tao."
Tao Yonghan said again: "Let's go, I'll take you to get the tools. It's almost time to go out to the street."
"Why!"
Zhang Feiren was still confused and followed Tao Yonghan foolishly into a small house.
"Give."
“Isn’t this a shovel?”
Zhang Fei took it and gestured, "Is this what our patrol officers use to enforce the law?"
"Yes."
Tao Yonghan himself was pushing a wooden cart, "Let's go."
"oh."
Zhang Fei nodded and thought, it’s too casual to start working now.
As soon as the two of them went out, they saw a middle-aged man in official uniform walking out.
"Boss, why don't you meet him?" the clerk asked curiously.
The middle-aged man snorted, "This kid is not a good guy. When the higher-ups said to assign this kid to our group, I was totally against it. Let him hang out with Lao Tao and leave him alone."
Zhang Fei came out of the door and couldn't help asking, "Lao Tao, I see that the patrolmen all carry swords and sticks, but no one carries a shovel!"
Tao Yonghan said: "The newcomer is the one holding the shovel."
Zhang Fei asked curiously, "What's the point?"
"You'll know in a moment."
As soon as he finished speaking, Tao Yonghan's eyes suddenly lit up, "Come on, I'll teach you how to use this shovel."
He walked forward quickly.
Zhang Fei immediately followed, and saw Tao Yonghan came to a pile of cow dung, immediately put down the cart, and shook his head, "Shovel it in."
"......?"
Zhang Fei was stunned.
Tao Yonghan said: "Don't just stand there like an idiot, hurry up and shovel!"
Zhang Fei said: "Lao Tao, you must have made a mistake. Aren't our patrol officers responsible for controlling traffic? This job...!"
Tao Yonghan said: "Let me ask you, will this cow dung affect pedestrians on their way?"
"Uh...yes."
"That's traffic control," said Tao Yonghan.
Zhang Fei, a spies, didn't know how to refute.
Tao Yonghan added: "Don't just stand there like an idiot, get to work."
Those bastards actually did this to me, I...! Zhang Fei turned around, took a deep breath, and shoveled a few times, finally cleaning up the cow dung.
"call...!"
Zhang Fei breathed a sigh of relief, and just then a carriage passed by.
With a plop.
A pile of horse manure fell down, and it was still steaming.
"Fuck you!"
Zhang Fei couldn't stand it any longer. He threw down his shovel, rushed forward, and yelled, "Stop the car! Stop the car now!"
Tao Yonghan was so frightened that his soul left his body. Anyone who could ride in a carriage in the capital must be no small figure!
The carriage slowly stopped and Zhang Fei walked up. The curtain was just opened and two boys came out.
“Third brother!”
"Xiao Ma? Yanei?"
The people in the car were none other than Ma Xiaoyi and Cao Dongdong.
"Third brother, what are you doing here?"
Ma Xiaoyi asked.
"Uh...experience life." Zhang Fei said guiltily.
Cao Dongdong chuckled and said, "Just serve in the army, why bother experiencing life?"
"You know and you're asking."
Zhang Fei glared at him and asked, "What are you doing here?"
Ma Xiaoyi said, "I heard from my brother that you, Third Brother, were going to serve in the army, so I came with my brother to see you. Third Brother, are you on patrol?"
Zhang Fei nodded.
Ma Xiaoyi asked again: "Third brother, is this patrolman fun?"
Zhang Fei blinked and thought, this brat is usually fine, why not trick him into being a companion, "Not bad, quite impressive, people on the street have to salute me."
Cao Dongdong hurriedly said, "Xiao Ma, don't be fooled. This patrolman is just a street sweeper. He either shovels manure or unclogs ditches. What's so impressive about him?"
Wow...he knows everything! Zhang Fei blinked guiltily, and suddenly an idea came to his mind, "Yanei, is this carriage yours?"
"be mine."
"Get out of the car, get out of the car."
"What?"
Cao Dongdong jumped out of the carriage.
Zhang Fei took out a small pen and a small notebook from his pocket, "You are suspected of violating Article 37 of the traffic regulations, defecating anywhere, and you will be fined one tael of silver."
Cao Dongdong said excitedly: "You are the one who poops everywhere."
Zhang Fei pointed at the horse beside him, "Your horse."
Cao Dongdong snorted, "What does this horse pulling shit have to do with me?"
Zhang Fei said seriously: "Yanei, you only have two choices now, either pay the fine or go home and wait to be prosecuted."
Cao Dongdong said, "Zhang San, stop bullying me. I grew up in the Third Yamen. I know what the military patrol station is for. Go and shovel the horse manure."
He pointed at Tao Yonghan who was shivering over there.
Zhang Fei said: "Do you know why the court asked me to serve here? It is to use my legal talent to discipline you unruly people. If you don't believe me, go and try it yourself."
"I just don't believe you."
Cao Dongdong jumped onto the carriage and said with his head held high: "Let's go."
Zhang Fei said, "Go ahead. As a brother, I will not send the indictment to Queen Mother Cao."
"Taozi, give me the money."
Cao Dongdong glared at Zhang Fei, "Just wait, I will check the thirty-seven traffic regulations when I get back."
Ma Xiaoyi, however, said with admiration: "Third brother, you are really a domineering patrolman."