"What's wrong with you?"

Li Dapu looked at Gingerbread with affection, "When did you arrive in the Eight Desolate Continent? Were you brought here by the system?"

system?

Gingerbread and Li Dapu squatted together.

If you ask them why they didn't sit on the chairs when there were none, they'll likely answer that question.

very good.

She didn't know either.

"I'm a soul transmigrated,"

Gingerbread scratched his head, a little embarrassed to say it out loud, "Uh, well... I was watching a muscular naked man filming a TikTok video on the street, and I accidentally fell into a sewer and came here."

“You old pervert, tsk tsk tsk…” Li Dapu said with an “I know you” look on his face.

"..."

This topic cannot be continued.

She turned the question around and asked Li Dapu, "How did you get here?"

Li Dapu rested his chin on his hands, his carefree dog-like eyes momentarily dimming. "Oh, buddy, cancer."

"My good brother, you now have a second life."

Gingerbread patted him on the shoulder. "I came here last year. What about you?"

The two people were discussing their conditions like patients in a mental hospital.

"Damn it, we might as well just send it away completely." Li Dapu said angrily, "I transmigrated here five or six years ago and was bound to a piece of crap system."

"A dog poop system? A system that lets you collect dog poop and then gives you rewards?"

“....." Li Dapu stiffly turned his neck to look at Jiang Bingbing, “Fellow villager, don’t be so humorous, it’s giving me goosebumps.”

Gingerbread was too embarrassed to admit that that was exactly what she had been thinking, and that she wasn't making a lame joke. Following Li Dapu's lead, she asked, "Haha, would you mind telling me about your system?"

“Of course it’s convenient.” Li Dapu laughed smugly. “I inquired about your character before I came.”

"You're a really good person, and so am I!"

Gingerbread shook hands with him in agreement.

"You've probably heard your buddy's legendary story, haven't you?"

She nodded. "You mean you want to pay someone a high price to stab you with a knife? Why are you always looking for death!"

The boy with dog-like eyes sighed and said listlessly, "The dog-shit system I'm bound to is called the Health Bar System. You probably can't see it, but there's a red health bar above my head."

"The lower my health bar, the higher the reward I can get."

Gingerbread blinked its round eyes. "Oh~~~ I get it! The health bar is your life points. The lower your life points, the higher the rewards the system gives you. So you're always looking for death, going wherever there's danger. Actually, you're just barely alive and can't die at all?!"

"Wow, you're so clever! No wonder you're a comrade from the 21st century."

Li Dapu rubbed his chin with his fingers, and Jiang Bingbing couldn't help but ask, "What is the main quest of your system?"

"It is a passive system."

"The system will not issue missions proactively. Based on the experiments and observations over the past few years, every time my health drops to its lowest point, the system panel will appear in my mind, giving me a bottle of health-restoring medicine and then gifting me cultivation points."

"Gift of cultivation points?"

Is it as she understands it?

"Yeah, for example, when I first came here I was at the Golden Core stage. After I almost died the first time, the system gave me the cultivation of the mid-Golden Core stage. Now I'm at the Nascent Soul stage."

The gingerbread's mouth is so wide open it could fit an egg.

"This system is absolutely incredible!"

She really was just an ordinary person without any special abilities.

Li Dapu twitched the corners of his mouth and said with a wry smile, "I am different from you. I can't absorb the spiritual energy of heaven and earth to cultivate. My way of cultivating is to repeat death over and over again, although I can be resurrected with full health in the end."

"But it still hurts quite a bit when you're on the verge of death."

"More than physical pain, there is spiritual loneliness."

"Stop talking, I feel sorry for you!"

Gingerbread gave Li Dapu a hearty pat, "Pupu, stand up bravely, you're the best!"

Li Dapu's eyes welled up with tears again as he hugged Jiang Bingbing's shoulders. "Things are different now. Finally, someone understands all those cheesy jokes I told you. Waaaaahh ...

Gingerbread: "Who says otherwise? Waaaaah~~~"

The two embraced and wept bitterly, talking until late into the night before falling asleep in the main hall of the sect.

Wuya and Jiang Qingxue, who were still waiting outside the main hall, looked like a huge victim of injustice.

...

The next day, a shocking piece of news spread throughout the cultivation world.

The extraordinary talent of the immortal sect, Li Dapu!

He actually transformed into a nominal elder of the Sword Sect?

People held the Sword Sect in the highest esteem, for the Sword Sect truly embraced all rivers.

They dare to bring anything under their control.

Inside the Eight Trigrams Token for Cultivation.

Several people were discussing enthusiastically.

[Senior Brother, You Didn't Abstain from Grains: My God, fellow cultivators, Li Dapu actually returned alive from the Demonic Cultivation Secret Realm!]

[Hate Straight Male Sword Cultivator: Show yourself! What? I just went into seclusion, what big thing happened?]

[Pure erotic fiction writer: Li Dapu not only emerged from the demonic cultivation secret realm, but has now become a nominal elder of the Sword Sect!]

[Hate straight male sword cultivators: Hahahaha, I, God Li, am back! The cultivation world is about to get lively again!]

Gingerbread's Bagua token kept flashing.

Li Dapu was drawn in and came over to see these people anonymously discussing him.

"Hey, where did you get this thing?"

Gingerbread: "Wanbaolou sells it, didn't you know?"

Li Dapu brushed his bangs aside, "I really didn't know. I've been focusing on improving my strength these past few years since I transmigrated. Hey, this is just an anonymous group chat. I'll have to set one up and play around with it!"

How much?

"One million mid-grade spirit stones." Gingerbread lowered its head and slurped up its snail rice noodles.

That's right.

Two modern young people meet in another world, and the first thing they do is agree to eat rice noodles together.

“So expensive?!!”

Li Dapu rummaged through his storage bag. "I currently have 500,000 mid-grade spirit stones. I'll try to sell the items I retrieved from the Demon Cultivator's Secret Realm at Wanbaolou. I wonder if that will be enough to raise the money."

Gingerbread took a sip of soup, looked up, and smiled, saying, "I have some, you can borrow it!"

Not long ago, she swindled a lot of high-grade spirit stones from Hua Kongque in the Ghost Realm, and suddenly became a rich woman.

Li Dapu knelt on one knee and called out to his benefactor.

Wanbaolou is indeed very efficient.

The order was placed in ten minutes.

Wanbaolou's steward delivers goods to your door on a flying bird.

Li Dapu touched the token with great delight and then asked how to use the gingerbread.

Inside the Bagua token.

The group was still discussing Li Shen's "glorious deeds".

[I hate straight male sword cultivators: Five years ago, Li Dapu asked my junior sister to kill him, which scared her so much that she couldn't sleep for several nights.]

[Author of pure erotic fiction: Yes, I also heard that he flew into the mouth of a saw-toothed shark, how scary~]

Li Dapu had just finished studying the token.

I quietly registered the name.

Gingerbread looked up at the screen while drinking her juice, and when she saw the next sentence, she spat out the juice.

【Your living father is Li Dapu: no no no, to be precise, I flew into the mouth of the sawtooth crocodile.】

[Pure erotic fiction writer: !! Who's upstairs?]

[Hates straight male sword cultivators to death: Damn it, was that me just now?]

[Senior Brother, you didn't fast: As expected of you, using your full name in an anonymous chat, impressive!]