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A lightning strike transmigrated Zu An into another world. In that world, he was known as the tr*sh of Brightmoon City, but for some reason, he was married to the gorgeous and highly talented daugh...

Chapter 18 I don't believe it unless there's a written agreement.

Zu An chuckled sheepishly, a little guilty, and said, "Dude, this isn't my fault, is it?"

"I'm your mother!"

After Plum Blossom Twelve finished roaring, several spurts of blood shot out from between his legs, his vision went black, and he fainted again.

Anger value from the Twelfth of the Plum Blossoms: +999!

Zuan thought to himself that even so, his anger level was only 999. It seemed that this should be the upper limit of everyone's anger level.

Awoo~

Suddenly, the roars of wild beasts echoed from afar. Zuan hid to the side and noticed some gray shadows moving in the distance of the valley ahead. These must be the legendary fierce black jackals.

Thinking about the purpose of his visit, he suddenly had an idea.

When Plum Blossom Twelve woke up again and found that he was not tied to the tree, he was overjoyed. Was it all just a dream?

He quickly looked down and saw:

Anger value from Plum Blossom Twelve +233!

Zuan was a little embarrassed, wondering if he had plucked this guy bald: "Don't get too excited. I just bandaged your wound. If you reopen it, even a god can't save you."

Hearing the voice above him, Mei Hua Twelve hurriedly looked up and found himself at the bottom of a steep slope, while Zu An was squatting on the slope watching him. He was furious and said, "You son of a bitch, I'm going to kill you."

Anger value from Plum Blossom Twelve +333!

As he spoke, he rushed up the slope, the sharp pain in his legs making his eyes red.

Unfortunately, just when he finally reached the top of the slope, he was kicked down in the face.

Anger value from the Twelfth of the Plum Blossoms +28!

"How is this possible!" Plum Blossom Twelve lost his balance and rolled down again. He was shocked. He had thought he was ambushed, but he lost in a head-on confrontation. Could it be that his opponent's cultivation was really higher than his?

"I advise you to conserve your strength, otherwise you won't have the strength to deal with the Fierce Black Jackal later," Zu'an reminded him.

"What do you mean?" Plum Blossom Twelve was startled. Suddenly, he heard a low roar from not far away. He saw several fierce black jackals smelling blood and surrounding him. Only then did he realize that he was in Jackal Valley.

"Ganniniang!"

Anger value from Plum Blossom Twelve +367!

His first instinct was to run to the top of the slope. He knew that although each of the fierce black jackals was only at the second rank, there were six of them in front of him. Even when he was at his peak, he would not dare to provoke them easily, let alone now that he was seriously injured.

Little did anyone know that Zuan was already blocking the way from afar: "I advise you not to waste your energy, but if you help me find 10 dog babies, I'll pull you up."

He finally saw the true appearance of this fierce black jackal: its ears were pointed and large, its belly was brownish-yellow, similar to the coat color of a Chinese rural dog, but its back was black with faint white stripes.

This thing looks similar to the jackals of my past life, but its size is as big as an African hyena. It truly is a world brimming with vitality.

"Damn it, you just said you'd let me go after I answered your question!" Plum Blossom Twelve's teeth chattered.

Anger value of +100 from the Twelve of Clubs!

"I just said I would consider it," Zuan said, shrugging his shoulders and looking wronged.

"So, what's your decision?" Plum Blossom Twelve dared not look back at him at this moment, but stared intently at the approaching fierce black jackal. You must never expose your back to a wild beast, or it will attack immediately.

Zuan replied, "I've thought it over. I think it would be too wasteful to just kill you directly. I've decided to make full use of your remaining value." He had never seen the Fierce Black Jackals before and didn't know their specific abilities, so it would be best to have a reference point to fight and observe them. Plum Blossom Twelve was the best candidate.

Plum Blossom Twelve: "..."

What sins did I commit in my past life to offend such a shameless person?

Anger value from the Twelfth of the Plum Blossoms: +666!

Looking at the anger level in the background, Zuan sighed, "As expected, I still have to grind dungeons. This anger level is rising so fast, it's much more intense than Chu Huanzhao's."

“Life is still precious. Even if you lose that job, there are other pleasures in life. It’s not just about what’s in your crotch.” Zuan tried to persuade him to do the experiment, not wanting to leave him with no hope, otherwise he would quit. After thinking for a moment, he added, “How about this, if you can get a dog’s treasure, I’ll save you.”

Hearing him say that, Plum Blossom Twelve was indeed somewhat tempted, but then she remembered the other party's earlier reneging on his promise:

"I don't believe you unless you provide a written agreement."

She was almost in tears.

“Where am I supposed to find paper now?” Zuan thought for a moment and said, “How about this, I swear, if I break my promise, I’ll be impotent for a month… uh, no, three days.”

Zu An thought to himself, "Since this body already has this problem, even if that Divine Doctor Ji is incredibly skilled, he couldn't possibly cure me in just a few days, right?" Why did he feel like crying as he said this?

Plum Blossom Twelve was overjoyed. In this world, oaths and written contracts possessed an irresistible magic; otherwise, divine retribution would follow. Since the other party dared to make an oath, it proved his sincerity. However, the timing...

"No, you have to swear that you will never get an erection again if you break your oath!"

Zuan immediately flew into a rage: "Damn it, my wife is so beautiful, isn't it enough that I haven't been able to touch her for three days? Seven days at most, no more than that."

Mei Hua Twelve thought it made sense. If he had a wife as beautiful and exquisite as Miss Chu, he would definitely not leave the bed. The other party's vow of impotence for seven days was quite vicious. But little did he know that the other party could not even enter Miss Chu's door.

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