Keyboard Immortal

A lightning strike transmigrated Zu An into another world. In that world, he was known as the tr*sh of Brightmoon City, but for some reason, he was married to the gorgeous and highly talented daugh...

Chapter 22 There's Poison in the Shit

Just then, the Red-Eyed Rhino suddenly stiffened. Its anus had been blocked for so long, and with all the gas produced in its stomach during the fight, its lower abdomen twitched, and then with a long "poof~" it let out a big, loud fart, spraying out a pile of old excrement, which also knocked the dagger out of its mouth.

The fierce black jackal was smeared with excrement all over its face. Just as it was about to fly into a rage, it suddenly froze and collapsed to the ground, lifeless.

It turned out that the dagger had been jolted out, and although the force wasn't enough to cause a fatal wound, it was enough to cut a gash on its face, which would have been enough to kill it.

Anger from the fierce Black Jackal King +10!

"There really is poison in the poop!"

"The king was sprayed with excrement and died!"

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The other fierce black jackals were already terrified, and upon seeing this, they scattered in all directions, desperately running into the mountains and forests.

The red-eyed rhinoceros shook its head. It didn't know what was going on, but the near-death experience of being attacked from behind by a bunch of fierce black jackals still left it with lingering fear. So it staggered away and ran away. It had no intention of seeking revenge on the human it had just met.

Silence returned to the valley, and Zuan then came down the steep slope, opening his arms below: "Xiao Xi, be careful, I'll catch you."

Ji Xiaoxi blushed and shook her head: "No need."

After saying that, she flipped over and landed at the bottom of the valley with an incredibly graceful and elegant posture.

Zu An then realized that her cultivation level was higher than his, smiled awkwardly, and ran directly to the center of the battlefield, first picking up the poisoned dagger.

Luckily, that dead cow sprayed it out, otherwise I would have had to use a bottle of paralyzing poison to get it out later.

"Wow, this smell!"

Despite being wrapped in a handkerchief, the dagger still had an extremely pungent smell. Zuan took out a water bottle, poured in a lot of water, and washed it for a long time before putting it back in his pocket.

Ji Xiaoxi followed him over, originally wanting to borrow his dagger to see what kind of poison was on it that was so potent. However, seeing him put it back in his pocket, she felt embarrassed to ask. After all, in her opinion, everyone has their own secrets to protect themselves, and her request was rather unreasonable.

Seeing her standing to the side, hesitant to speak, Zu An misunderstood and picked up a corner of the handkerchief from the ground, handing it to her: "Here, take this back. See if you can still use it after washing it."

Looking at the handkerchief covered in unidentified yellowish-green stains and emitting a foul stench, Ji Xiaoxi was speechless.

Ji Xiaoxi's anger level increased by 1!

Zu An was amused. This little girl has a really good temper. Even so, her anger level is only 1. Does she never get angry?

"You can throw it away, I don't want it anymore." Ji Xiaoxi forced a smile, but when she noticed the other person looking at her sincerely, she felt a little guilty saying this.

Zuan casually tossed the handkerchief aside: "I'll buy you a new one next time."

He wouldn't secretly keep the handkerchief; not only would people not want it after it's washed, but the process itself would be quite unpleasant.

Ji Xiaoxi hummed in agreement, clearly not too concerned, and looked at the scattered corpses of the fierce black jackals around her, saying, "Let's hurry and see if there's any Goubao. It'll be troublesome if the jackals come back later."

"Don't worry, those fierce black jackals are scared out of their wits and probably won't dare to come back anytime soon," Zu'an laughed. Little did he know that the escaped fierce black jackals were so frightened by what had just happened that they doubted their very existence and didn't dare to attack their target's genitals for months afterward, almost starving to death and being wiped out.

Despite saying that, Zuan's hands were not idle. He quickly gutted the jackal corpse and, together with the original one, eventually collected a total of twelve dog treasures.

Unfortunately, there were no magic cores or magic crystals. Zuan was a little disappointed. He had read so many novels in his previous life that he was really looking forward to what he would gain. He searched the corpse of the fierce black jackal leader countless times, but found nothing.

"You're really amazing. You killed so many fierce black jackals all by yourself." Ji Xiaoxi's big eyes were full of amazement.

"Haha, you flatter me, you flatter me." Although Zu An was modest, his face showed an expression that said, "Please praise me as much as possible."

Seeing him collect the dogs one by one, Ji Xiaoxi hesitated for a long time before saying, "Um, I have a favor to ask, I don't know if you mind."