An Ran smiled and asked back, "Are you the Chairman? Are you the sun? Why should I tell you about my own affairs? You really think you're a dish, don't you? If I give you a scallion, do you still think you're an elephant? You're so capable, why don't you go to the sky and stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun? You care so much, isn't the ocean as broad-minded as you? Is the earth too big to accommodate you? Then why don't you go to Mars? That place is big, you can throw a tantrum, roll around naked, and no one will care, let alone watch. It's mainly because it's too irritating to the eyes, and I'm afraid you'll go blind. When you see children, please be careful and don't affect the growth of the flowers of the motherland, understand?"

Everyone held their foreheads in their hands. This person was too eloquent. For every word others said, she had a hundred words to say, and every word was particularly heartbreaking!

Liu Yao was so angry that she was shaking all over, but she didn't dare to do anything, and she couldn't argue with him.

The two people beside her covered their mouths and laughed secretly. The female comrade opposite was so funny, every word she said hit them so hard.

Liu Yao realized that the people around her were laughing at her irrationality. She angrily scolded, "What are you laughing at? Aren't you afraid of dying of laughter?"

An Ran smiled and said, "Oh my, people with hearts wider than the sea are different! They even care about other people's laughter. They want to stand shoulder to shoulder with the sea. What's the matter? You want to control everything, not just the heavens and the earth, but also other people's shit and farts? In that case, everyone, pay attention. If you fart, report it to Comrade Liu immediately, and then let it out. If you let it out without reporting, Comrade Liu will be unhappy. It's not easy for me to be a fart official. Don't deny me a chance!"

Upon hearing this, the train car erupted in laughter. One man asked directly, "Does that mean we have to report even poop and pee? Comrade Liu, I need to pee right now. Can I go to the restroom? You can't stop me. If I pee, it'll be embarrassing, and I won't have any clean clothes."

An Ran agreed, "Yes, Comrade Liu, you have to let him go. But it's okay if you don't let him go. It's also okay if he pees in his pants. If you can't get a man's body, it's okay to touch his pants. After all, being an official is not easy. You have to give him some benefits. There should be someone willing to satisfy you with these benefits. However, I can't give you my man. We just got the marriage certificate. If you defile him, I will immediately make him a eunuch. After all, I have mysophobia. What if he gets infected by you and has a face full of pockmarks? Then, let alone seeing him, I will feel sick just by his side. That will really affect my mood for eating! Don't you think so, Comrade Liu?"

Cao Kun and the flight attendant who rushed back heard An Ran's words. One of them had a dark face and the other's mouth twitched.

Liu Yao was so angry that she was shaking all over. She stared at An Ran with bloodshot eyes, but she couldn't find the words to refute.

An Ran continued, "Comrade Liu, do you agree with me? Look, Comrade Liu's awareness is extraordinary, much higher than ours. Although he may be ugly, he has no self-esteem, and is particularly narcissistic and confident. Moreover, he likes to stare at other people's men. Aunts and sisters-in-law, all of you have to keep an eye on your own men. As the saying goes, you don't have to worry about thieves stealing, but you have to worry about thieves wanting to steal. If a beautiful person wants to steal something, even if it gets dirty, you can still wash it and use it. But if it gets dirty because of a pockmarked person, what can you do with it? You might as well chop it up and feed it to the dogs! I guess the dogs would even dislike feeding it, fearing that it might spread some infectious diseases!"

Everyone's mouths twitched. This person's mouth was really not just sarcastic! This was a new level of sarcasticness!

Some men stared at Cao Kun with sympathy, feeling that he was quite pitiful. He had married a fierce woman, and she was either going to be castrated or chopped off. It was so frightening.

Cao Kun didn't think so. He thought that this was a sign that An Ran cared about him, and he felt very happy.

The conductor finally squeezed out of the crowd and asked, "What's going on?"

Liu Yao was so angry that she was about to explode. She just stared at An Ran and didn't hear what the flight attendant said at all.

An Ran stood up and said, "Hello, comrade conductor. My husband and I just got on the bus and sat down. A comrade was staring at my man. It's okay to stare at him, after all, my man is handsome, and it proves that I have good taste. But this comrade not only stared at us, but also said self-righteously that we are brother and sister. It would be fine if she just said that, after all, she didn't want to cause trouble. But she kept talking endlessly, standing on the moral high ground. I couldn't listen anymore, so I said a few words. This comrade was about to hit me, but was stopped by my husband. She was coquettish and said in a coquettish voice that my man couldn't tell right from wrong. Comrade conductor, is there anything wrong with a husband protecting his wife when she is beaten? I refuted a few words , but she called me a bitch. I want to ask again, if I am a bitch, what about my mother who sacrificed her life for the country and the people? An old bitch? I was so angry that I slapped her twice and asked her to apologize, but she still refused to apologize. I asked my husband to find the flight attendant. As a result, she blamed me again for not telling me my identity earlier. Flight attendant, please open your big, beautiful eyes and see who she is. Why did I have to explain it to her so clearly? She doesn't want others to laugh at her. Comrade, our country doesn't have such officials? If there is, please tell me, I have to be careful. If I meet someone who lives in the middle of the sea, I'm afraid I won't be able to control myself and throw the other person into the sea, shoulder to shoulder with the sea. "