"Sisi, what are we learning today?" Mei Liang asked impatiently as soon as he stood up after paying respects to his master.

"Yeah, Sisi, shall we learn some kung fu today?" Xu Aiguo grinned foolishly, as if he could already see those hooligans who always bullied him being beaten to a pulp by him.

"Don't you understand the importance of respecting your teacher? From now on, call me Master. I'll eat first, and then I'll teach you." Mei Si sniffed, knowing the food was ready, and it was also time for her to practice horse stance. Mei Si got up and went inside.

The smiles on the three faces froze, and half of their enthusiasm was extinguished by Mei Si.

"Mei Liang! Mei Liang! Are you in the yard? Hurry up and come inside to eat. You can go out and play after you finish eating!" Grandma Mei was about to go outside to call her grandson, but she didn't expect him to have run back at some point.

"Then we'll come find you again after we finish eating." Seeing that he couldn't learn anything for the time being, Zhang Yuanchao had no choice but to take Xu Aiguo home for dinner first.

"Mei Liang, you have to wait for us, you can't start learning first!" Xu Aiguo was still worried before leaving, afraid that Mei Liang would start learning first after finishing his meal.

"I understand, don't worry, I'll definitely be waiting for you." Mei Liang patted his chest to assure him.

"Liangliang has really grown up; he knows how to study hard now." Grandma Mei overheard the children's conversation at the door and couldn't stop smiling, feeling that her eldest grandson had grown up and become sensible.

After finishing her meal, Mei Si sat on the kang (a heated brick bed) and opened the group chat in her mind. She remembered that the people in the group seemed to know a lot about kung fu. Mei Si planned to ask them what the weaknesses of humans were, since different species must have different weaknesses.

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Coconut flakes: Is anyone there?

Dangdang: at.

Coconut flakes: What are human weaknesses?

Dangdang: What weakness? Human nature? Greed...

Coconut flakes: body, strike... where should you attack when facing an enemy?

Dangdang: It depends on whether you're asking about a man or a woman.

Coconut Flakes: ...Is it different? (It seems like men and women are no different, except that men have an extra piece of flesh.)

Dangdang: Of course they're different. Have you forgotten that men have little penises? [Evil grin]

Coconut flakes: ... (What's a little chirp?)

Dangdang: It just so happens that the female protagonist of the novel I'm currently writing is a martial arts instructor. I even drew a diagram for her. You see, a man's eyes, throat, and penis are his weaknesses.

Dangdang directly posted a full-body photo of the man, and she even circled his weaknesses with red circles.

Coconut flakes: ... (So that piece of meat was called Little Chirp!)

Dangdang: I also have a video of women's self-defense techniques, I'll send it to you.

Dangdang posted another short video demonstrating self-defense techniques for women.

Coconut Flakes: What about the woman?

Dangdang: Bad guys are usually more men. If it's a woman, besides her eyes and throat, it's her breasts!

Coconut Flakes: Chest? (Is the chest a weakness? Are they going to kick it until it breaks bones? Mei Liang and the others don't have that much strength, do they?)

Dangdang: When fighting a woman, just grab her breasts or kick her; she'll be incapacitated immediately! [Pushing up glasses.jpg]

Dangdang directly posted a close-up picture of a woman's breasts/body.

Coconut Flakes: ... (So that's what Mom and Grandma's are called breasts, but why don't I have any?)

Dangdang: Why did you suddenly ask this? Are you also writing a novel about fighting?

Coconut Flakes: Um... thank you, I have something to do here, I'll log off now.

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"Sisi, when are you going out to learn?" Mei Liang had been sitting next to her for a while, and seeing that Mei Si was in a daze and didn't mention martial arts, he couldn't help but ask directly.

"Wait for the two of them to arrive," Mei Si said, glancing at Mei Liang.

"Let's start." Mei Liang wanted to learn as much as possible before Zhang Yuanchao and Xu Aiguo arrived, so that he would be better than them.

“You said you would wait for them.” Mei Si tilted her head and looked Mei Liang up and down, thinking that his habit of not keeping his word was bad and needed to be corrected.

"Hehe, then we'll wait." Mei Liang felt embarrassed by his sister's gaze, so he had no choice but to give up his plan to learn first.

A short while later, Zhang Yuanchao and Xu Aiguo came running up, panting.

"Let's start with the horse stance." Mei Si didn't actually plan to teach them anything today, since they were all too weak right now, so let's start with the horse stance.

Meiszha practiced the horse stance for a while and learned about its benefits. She thought the person who invented the horse stance was very clever.

"Huh? We still have to practice horse stance? Can't we learn something else first?" Mei Liang thought they could learn light footwork first, and then practice horse stance after they had mastered it.

“No, you must learn this first,” Mei Si said expressionlessly.

“Mei Liang, if Sisi wants us to do the horse stance, then we will.” Zhang Yuanchao felt that Mei Liang was asking for too much. If Mei Sisi was willing to teach, then they should do as she said.

"Can't you all understand what I'm saying? You should call me Master!" Mei Si frowned as she looked at her three disobedient disciples, broke off a tree branch, and smacked their butts repeatedly.

"Ah! What are you doing? Have you gotten too bold? You dare to hit me?" Mei Liang didn't expect to be slapped too, and immediately felt very embarrassed.

"I've always dared to hit him." Mei Si looked at Mei Liang in confusion. She had hit Mei Liang several times, so why did Mei Liang's words sound like she had never hit him?

Mays: Don't you remember? Should we help him recall?

Mei Liang winked at Mei Si, trying to get her to stop talking and save him some face.

"What's wrong with your eyes? Are they...twitching?" Mei thought for a moment and found a word that she felt could describe the condition of Mei Liang's eyes.

“…It’s nothing.” When Mei Liang saw Zhang Yuanchao and Xu Aiguo turn to look at him, he quickly stopped winking and pretended to be nonchalant.

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