"Teacher, I can't write it!"

Someone raised their hand and spoke.

"Teacher, I don't know either!"

"Okay, I see. Now I'll go down and teach you to write one by one. Don't rush." ​​Teacher Wei was quite happy to see that only 5 students couldn't write their names. It seemed that the rest had all attended daycare.

"Now, let me talk about classroom discipline. During class, you are not allowed to talk, you must listen attentively, and you must put your hands on the table." Teacher Wei gave everyone a demonstration.

"If you need to do anything during class, you must raise your hand and say 'Report to the teacher.' You can only speak if the teacher gives you permission." Teacher Wei deliberately kept a stern face when she said this, making the students afraid of her.

Ms. Wei is a first-time homeroom teacher. She has consulted with experienced teachers in the past few days and knows that first-grade children are the most undisciplined. If she is too kind to them at the beginning, they will probably tear the roof off.

She now wants to be a homeroom teacher that her students fear, so that they won't dare disobey her.

"Teacher, what should I do if I need to go to the toilet?" a student asked, raising his hand.

"Look, these are things unrelated to class, but if you need to go to the toilet or anything like that, you must tell the teacher and don't hold it in."

"Teacher, what if..."

Teacher Wei patiently answered all sorts of strange and unusual questions from the students.

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The students were initially excited to come to school, but after seeing how many requirements Teacher Wei had, they regretted it and realized that daycare was better.

The next day, when classes officially started, none of the students were late. Teacher Wei nodded in satisfaction, feeling that these children were quite obedient.

As the third class was about to end, Mei Si touched her stomach and shifted her buttocks. Finally, Mei Si couldn't hold back any longer and had to raise her hand to report.

"Report to the teacher!" Mei Si shouted loudly because Teacher Wei was teaching the students to recognize characters. She was afraid the teacher wouldn't hear her.

"What's going on?"

Teacher Wei gestured for silence, intending to listen to what Mei Si had to say.

"The teacher wants to fart!" In the quiet classroom, everyone heard this sentence very clearly.

"Teacher wants to fart...Teacher wants to fart...want to fart...fart...fart..." The weather was still very hot in early autumn, and Teacher Wei was teaching with the classroom door open.

then……

"Hahaha..." A burst of laughter suddenly came from the next class.

Ms. Wei's face flushed red; she had never been so embarrassed before.

Teacher Wei stared intently at Mei Si, beginning to consider how to teach this student who had tricked the teacher a lesson.

"Teacher, I need to fart, is that okay?" Mei Si had been holding back for a while, but seeing that Teacher Wei didn't answer her, she couldn't help but ask again.

"Huh? You mean that?"

Teacher Wei: Could it be that I've misunderstood?

"Um... Meisi, next time..." Teacher Wei was a little helpless, she didn't expect that even a student would raise their hand to ask her about something as trivial as farting.

"Pfft!" Mei Si couldn't hold back any longer and let out a loud fart that the whole class could hear.

"I'm sorry, teacher, I couldn't help it." Mei Si felt a little guilty, realizing that she had been too undisciplined since coming to this planet.

"Pfft! It's alright. From now on, you don't need to pfft about farting anymore... you don't need to report it to the teacher anymore." After saying that, Teacher Wei quickly turned around and left the classroom. She almost couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Teacher Wei knew she couldn't laugh, as it might hurt the students' self-esteem.

"Hahahaha..." The students didn't have so many expectations. As soon as they saw the serious teacher Wei leave, they all couldn't help but burst into laughter.

Meisi: What's so funny? Farting and asking to go to the toilet are practically the same thing, right? Don't they all fart? Impossible! Everyone in my family has farted. Wait, Gou Sheng doesn't seem to have farted?!