Alien Yeshi starved to death, yet miraculously came back to life. She arrived in a strange place where the creatures weren't very hairy, liked to wear a layer of "skin" on their bodies,...
With the Lunar New Year approaching, the store was packed with shoppers, and Grandma Mei was so busy that she almost didn't have time to eat.
Mei Si has been helping Grandma Mei with chores these past few days, but today Mei Liang insisted that Mei Si not help at all.
“His bites hurt so much, look how badly he bit me! If you were here, you could help him distract me and make him let go.”
Mei Liang pointed to the row of small teeth marks on his neck and said with a bitter face.
"Does it hurt a lot?" Mei Si looked at the teeth marks on Mei Liang's neck; they were only slightly purple, with no open wounds.
“He never used to bite my neck, he would bite my cotton-padded coat, but yesterday for some reason, he started biting my neck. Hey! Hey!! Look! He's biting me again!” While Mei Liang was stretching out his neck to show Mei Si, Mei Xiaodi quickly and accurately bit Mei Liang’s neck.
"Hiss! Jianjian, let go! Do you want to bite me to death?" Mei Liang said, baring his teeth.
"Woo~~!" Little Brother Mei remained unmoved.
"Sisi, please help me!"
"Mei Jian, let go." Although Mei Si thought Mei Liang's shout was a bit exaggerated, she still decided to help him.
Mei Si waited for a while, but Little Brother Mei showed no sign of giving in.
“How can you expect him to listen to you like that? You said you'd give him eggs to eat, and when he bit my neck yesterday, that worked quite well. But after being fooled a few times, he won’t let go no matter what I say.” Mei Liang was hoping that his little brother would listen to Mei Si, since Mei Si often fed him egg custard.
“There’s no smell of steamed egg custard at all, he won’t fall for it. Mei Jian, here’s an egg for you.” Mei Si didn’t think this would work.
But then, a miracle happened. Little Mei quickly released his mouth, turned to look at Mei Si, and waited for Mei Si to feed him his testicles.
"Phew! It doesn't work. He's so easy to fool." Mei Liang breathed a sigh of relief. He felt that the little devil seemed to be biting harder today.
"Daddy, egg, egg, egg..." Little Brother Mei was getting anxious when he saw that Mei Si hadn't taken the egg out yet.
"Um, I need to use the restroom. Can you hold him for a bit?" Mei Liang had drunk too much soup in the morning and now he urgently needed to urinate.
Mei Si took her younger brother and watched Mei Liang disappear in a flash.
"Egg, egg, egg..." Little Mei excitedly tugged at Mei Si's cotton-padded coat and kept shouting, thinking that his sister was hugging him so she could give him an egg.
“There are no eggs, I was just kidding,” Mei explained earnestly.
"Eggs... I want them! Ooh~! Ooh!" Little Mei waited for a while, then realized he had been tricked and immediately opened his mouth and bit Mei Si's cheek.
Mei Si didn't even flinch, letting her little brother grind his teeth on her face.
When Mei Liang returned after urinating, he opened the door and saw the scene inside, so he quickly went to help.
"Jianjian, let go! How dare you bite your sister's face! If you do that, your sister will never feed you eggs again!"
Mei Liang tugged at his younger brother's ear and pinched his cheek, hoping he would let go quickly.
"No need, let him bite it." Mei Si thought it was fine for him to bite like this, as Mei Xiaodi was very quiet now.
"...Don't you...feel any pain?" Mei Liang saw Mei Xiaodi biting and pulling outwards, and suddenly felt his cheek hurt too.
Mei Liang: Even though you're my master, you don't have to put on a brave face in front of me if you get bitten. Just yell out if it hurts!
"This little pain is nothing." Mei Si glanced at Mei Liang, then sat down on the chair with her little brother in her arms.
Mei Si only felt a slight pain, which was negligible. Compared to her previous injuries, it was no different from a tickle.
"Master is truly amazing." Mei Liang observed Mei Si for a long time and, seeing that she wasn't faking it, felt a deep respect for her.
"There's nothing for you to do here. Go help Grandma up front." Seeing Mei Liang idling around, Mei Si thought she should make use of him.
"Okay, I'll go right now. If you can't hold on any longer, just go ahead and call me."
Mei Liang knew that Grandma Mei was busy, but he didn't think about slacking off.
Mei's mother, who rushed over to breastfeed at noon, saw her daughter's face covered with teeth marks as soon as she entered the rest room.
"My God! This is... your brother biting me?" Mei's mother quickly stepped forward, lifted her daughter's chin, and examined her face, fearing that her daughter had been disfigured.
"I'm not your mother, you're my mother." Mei looked at her mother in confusion. Was she hallucinating?
Otherwise, why would I call her Mom?
"..." Mei's mother twitched her lips, feeling that her daughter's straightforwardness seemed hopeless.
Mei's mother picked up her son to breastfeed, scolding him as she did so, telling him not to bite his sister anymore, and if he really wanted to...
"It's good to bite your cotton-padded jacket, but you're not allowed to bite your face anymore."
Mother Mei's attempts at education were unsuccessful. In Little Mei's eyes, his sister's face was soft, fragrant, and didn't hurt his teeth, making it perfect for teeth grinding.
Grandma Mei, who rushed back for lunch, was also shocked. She never expected that her granddaughter would almost be disfigured just from watching her grandson for a morning.
"Don't watch this afternoon, go help me in the front and let your brother watch!" Grandma Mei glared at Mei Liang, feeling that he was being unreasonable as an older brother. How could he let his younger sister face her grandson alone?
Did my brother help?
"He's quite capable; he's quick at accounting and can even help collect money and such." Grandma Mei was delighted when she talked about this. All her colleagues now envy her, saying that her grandson and granddaughter are sensible.
"Then there's no need to change him. I'll keep an eye on Mei Jian." Mei Si felt that since Mei Liang was so effective with Grandma Mei, there was no need to change him.
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"No way! Look at your face after all that work. You're a girl, if you're disfigured, how will you get married? Let your brother take a look."
"Grandma! You can't be so biased. You're afraid Sisi will be disfigured, but you're not afraid I'll be disfigured?"
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