Returning to 1955, I began a life of lively chaos and leisure in that legendary Siheyuan. Let's see how a modern person can live their own little life by "gouging" (playing it safe/layi...
Lin Tian, who had been slacking off in the store for the whole day, just arrived at the gate of the yard when he met the third uncle who was guarding the gate.
"Uncle, have you eaten?" Lin Tian looked at the uncle who was staring at his hand, and he knew that it was right to buy a few hairtails today. He still had to buy vegetables occasionally. After all, in this era, someone was watching your every move.
"Hey, where did you buy the hairtail?" The third uncle stared at the fish in Lin Tian's hand.
"Hey! Uncle Third, you also know about cutlassfish!" Lin Tian said jokingly with a smile.
"Do you look down on your uncle? Recently the streets have been promoting it and asking people to buy hairtail. You said that this thing doesn't have much meat, and they also said that it can prevent goiter." The uncle stared at the fish in Lin Tian's hand.
"Oh, I don't know either. They came to promote their products today, so we have to give them some face. I bought two kilograms!" Lin Tian laughed.
"Why don't you bring it to your uncle and let your aunt prepare the fish for you," Yan Fugui said as he was about to start.
Lin Tian hurriedly took two quick steps into the yard, saying as he walked, "I don't dare to trouble Third Auntie, I'll go back and tinker with it myself."
As Lin Tian entered the hanging flower gate of the central courtyard, he saw a tall and strong man with a long face rushing towards him. He dodged and hid behind Lin Tian, which scared Lin Tian.
Just as I was about to say something, I saw a guy with a spatula in his hand rushing out from behind.
Ha! This is Sha Zhu chasing Xu Damao.
"Silly pig, if you have the guts, don't chase me." Xu Damao hid behind Lin Tian and yelled at Sha Zhu who was holding a spatula in his hand, just like a dog relying on the power of his master.
"Hey! Xu Damao, if I didn't hit you in the face I wouldn't be He Yuzhu." Sha Zhu still rushed up, and the two of them chased each other around Lin Tian.
"You damn idiot Zhu, you dare to do it but you don't dare to take responsibility for it. You stared at Qin Huairu and ended up burnt the dishes." Xu Damao shouted while being beaten.
"Jia Dongxu, come out quickly, your wife will run away with Shazhu." Xu Damao screamed in pain after being beaten.
"Okay, you little bitch, you're starting to flirt now." Hearing the noise in the yard, Jia Zhang rushed out of the house, holding a broom in her hand and hit Qin Huairu twice while she was washing Banggeng's diaper in the sink.
"You're so stupid, I'll let you think about my daughter-in-law, you bastard!" Jia Zhang, who was fat from eating, picked up the broom and joined in. In a blink of an eye, it became a three-person battle group.
Soon, a large group of people, adults and children, gathered in the front and back yards, watching the three people fighting in the yard. Lin Tian, who was surrounded in the middle at first, unconsciously slipped to the side and watched the fun with others.
"Okay, everyone stop right there."
Looking at the people fighting in the yard, Yi Zhonghai felt overwhelmed. Whenever Xu Damao came back from showing a movie, none of the people in the yard would keep quiet.
"Sister-in-law, Shazhu, stop right there, stop fighting." Zhong Zhonghai shouted, and gave orders to the onlookers. "Stop watching the fun, everyone, move away."
At this time, the battle had turned into a group, Xu Damao was being beaten by Sha Zhu, and Jia Zhang was beating the two with a broom. When the people around pulled the three people apart, Xu Damao's nose and face were already swollen, and Sha Zhu's face was also scratched by the broom.
"What a shame! What a shame. The three of them are over a hundred years old together, and yet they are still fighting. Go and invite the second uncle and the third uncle, and have each family send someone over, to have a meeting! Have a meeting!" Yi Zhonghai said to the people in the yard.
After a short while, the children had arranged the tables and chairs for the meeting. Yi Zhonghai sat in the middle, with Yan Fugui and Liu Haizhong sitting on either side.
"Ahem... ahem! Okay, everyone be quiet. Please, respected uncle, hm... hm... tell me about this fight." Liu Haizhong spoke haltingly while holding an enamel teacup. He sounded even more veteran than an old cadre.
Lin Tian hid in the crowd, watching this scene, and could hardly hold back his laughter. "This guy Liu Haizhong is really an official fan, but he doesn't act like one. This is much better than the TV show."
"Okay, Sha Zhu, tell me what happened." Yi Zhonghai saw that most people had arrived, so he put on an attitude of a three-person trial and questioned Sha Zhu.
"It's because Xu Damao is a dog that can't spit out ivory, and he's talking nonsense there." Sha Zhu wiped the wound on the corner of his mouth while staring at Xu Damao fiercely, and then secretly looked at Qin Huairu with enthusiasm in his eyes.
The two of them looked at each other unconsciously.
"You little bitch, you're still flirting there!" Jia Zhang didn't care what others thought and twisted Qin Huairu's arm hard, making Qin Huairu's eyes full of tears.
This made Sha Zhu very angry, and he was about to punch Xu Damao again.
Yi Zhonghai knocked on the table twice. "Okay, sister-in-law, what are you doing? You believe everything you hear!"
"Xu Damao, what nonsense are you talking about there!" Yi Zhong looked at Xu Damao who was causing trouble angrily.
Xu Damao was even less afraid when he saw so many people around, not to mention that he was the one who was being beaten. "Uncle, I'm not talking nonsense. I just saw with my own eyes that Sha Zhu was staring at Qin Huairu while cooking. That guy was drooling and the food in the pot was all burnt. Tsk tsk tsk tsk"
"Xu Damao, you are still talking nonsense." Sha Zhu was so angry that he wanted to stand up and beat Xu Damao again.
"Okay, that's all. Xu Damao, stop talking nonsense just because you don't get along with Sha Zhu." Yi Zhonghai just pulled his face down and started to scold Xu Damao.
"And you, sister-in-law, Huairu is such a good daughter-in-law who gave birth to a big fat boy for you, and now you are pregnant again. What else do you have to object to?" Yi Zhonghai said.
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