Returning to 1955, I began a life of lively chaos and leisure in that legendary Siheyuan. Let's see how a modern person can live their own little life by "gouging" (playing it safe/layi...
Seeing that Liu Guangtian stopped struggling.
Wang Weiguo and his children laughed even harder.
However, after seeing Liu Guangtian pretending to be dead and laughing for a long time without any reaction from him, the children felt that it was boring and started laughing and stopped teasing Liu Guangtian.
After hearing no movement, Liu Guangtian secretly moved his head and saw that there was no one around, then he struggled to get up from the ground.
But as soon as I got up, my stomach started to hurt again.
"Oh my." This time Liu Guangtian felt that he could bear it for a while, so he quickly ran to the toilet.
"Bang! Whose kid is this? Slow down!" Yan Fugui was so angry when he was bumped by Liu Guangtian who was in a hurry to go to the toilet that he yelled at him, showing off his authority as a teacher.
But Liu Guangtian was busy going to the toilet and didn't care at all about what happened to Yan Fugui.
When Yan Fugui saw that it was Liu Guangtian, he became even more furious. This kid from his own compound rushed into the toilet without even saying hello to him.
As a teacher and the big boss in the school, I must take good care of you.
"Liu Guangtian, have you seen the Third Uncle..."
Yan Fugui was halfway through shouting something into the toilet.
“Bang!”
As a result, Yan Fugui was hit even harder this time. This time he was hit from behind, which made Yan Fugui stagger. If Yan Fugui had not been quick-witted, he would have fallen into the toilet.
"Who is it? Who the hell is it? Are you blind?" Yan Fugui really didn't care about his manners or etiquette this time. He was so angry that he started cursing.
"you....."
Yan Fugui was about to continue cursing, but Jia Zhang turned around and glared at him with a gloomy face, so he subconsciously held back his words.
Wait until Jia Zhang rushed into the toilet in a hurry.
Yan Fugui realized that he was frightened by Jia Zhang's big face and felt embarrassed.
"What's going on? What's going on? Jia Zhang, you bumped into someone and didn't even say a word." Yan Fugui turned his target to the women's restroom and started cursing.
But Jia Zhang was busy in the toilet and had no time to take care of Yan Fugui.
“Bang!”
When Yan Fugui was attacking Jia Zhang, he was hit again with a bang. This time the hit was much lighter. Yan Fugui subconsciously grabbed it and directly caught the stem of the stick.
"Banggeng, what are you doing? Didn't you see that you bumped into the third uncle?" Yan Fugui grabbed Banggeng and asked him harshly, venting his anger from the previous two times of being bumped onto Banggeng.
Bang Geng couldn't hold it in any longer at this point, and he punched and kicked Yan Fugui in anger, cursing, "Let me go, you f**king person! I can't hold it in any longer, you f**king person, you f**king person!"
Yan Fugui wanted to continue cursing at Bang Geng, but when he took a closer look at Bang Geng's distorted expression, Yan Fugui subconsciously let go of Bang Geng.
Banggeng didn't bother to argue with Yan Fugui, turned around and ran into the toilet.
Yan Fugui, who was standing outside the toilet, listened to the sound of puffing from inside the toilet. He almost wanted to die. What happened today? Why did he have a stomachache again, and he was the one who got it.
"You all don't even know the slightest bit of manners. Not only adults don't know, but even children don't know! I must teach you a lesson later. This is my duty as the third uncle."
Yan Fugui stood outside the toilet and kept talking to the three people in the toilet, but the three people in the toilet were in no mood to listen to Yan Fugui.
The three of them were almost exhausted from stretching. Not to mention talking back, they didn't even have the strength to stand up.
At this time, a passerby saw Yan Fugui talking nonsense towards the toilet. He was so scared that he didn't even dare to enter the toilet. He just left quickly, fearing that his friend was mentally ill.
Yan Fugui seemed unaware and continued to teach the three people in the toilet a lesson.
After more than ten minutes, the three finally finished their output and came out of the toilet one after another.
Yan Fugui saw it and said, “It’s just right that you came out. I just wanted to settle accounts with the three of you. I was holding a lot of anger in the backyard today and I just wanted to vent it.”
"Go away, Yan Fugui, you are not done yet, are you?" Jia Zhang walked out weakly, and when she passed by Yan Fugui, she pushed Yan Fugui hard, and directly pushed Yan Fugui back several steps.
As for Liu Guangtian and Banggeng, they simply didn't have the energy to argue with Yan Fugui.
They followed Jia Zhang with their heads down towards the courtyard.
Yan Fugui is almost angry to death. It seems that I have been scolding you for a long time, but you didn’t listen to a word I said.
"What's wrong with you?" Yan Fugui asked as he chased the three people.
But none of these three people paid any attention to him. They all walked back with their hands on their stomachs and their heads down.
"Hey, what's going on?" Yan Fugui followed the three people with a puzzled look on his face.
"Make way, make way." The diarrhea trio was led by Jia Zhang, and then a naked Liu Guangfu ran out in a hurry from the yard.
Because his pants were dirty, the second aunt beat Liu Guangfu directly. Anyway, it seemed that Liu Guangfu would not be able to finish this for a while.
As for Liu Guangtian's pants, they were not much better, but Liu Guangtian still had some dignity left and would rather wear dirty and smelly pants.
"Oh no, that's not good."
"Oh, no."
Liu Guangfu passed a few people and ran to the toilet.
Jia Zhang, Bang Geng, and Liu Guangtian couldn't help themselves when they saw Liu Guangfu like this. They didn't go back to the courtyard and followed Liu Guangfu back to the toilet.
When Jia Zhang, who was leaning on a cane, passed by Yan Fugui, she did not forget to say to Yan Fugui: "Yan Fugui, I haven't found anyone to take care of the problem you caused me to fall. It's all because of you that I'm in this state now."
After saying that, Jia Zhang quickly leaned on her crutch and continued to rush to the toilet.
Yan Fugui was confused and thought, you don't look injured at all.
"What sin have I committed!" Yan Fugui sighed to the sky, and walked back without caring about how many people there were.
After returning home, Yan Fugui told his three aunts about the strange thing that had happened to him.
"You mean all four of them have diarrhea?" Aunt Thirteen also found this a little unbelievable.
Now, let alone diarrhea, it’s good enough to have food in the stomach. Who would leave bad food to eat? Nowadays, everyone eats everything cleanly.
"That's right. That bastard Jia Zhang almost knocked me down without even saying a word." Yan Fugui said angrily.
"Something doesn't seem right." Auntie grumbled to herself, but she couldn't figure out what was going on.
"What did you say?" Yan Fugui asked.
The third aunt shook her head subconsciously: "It's okay, it's okay."