【Full Mind Reading + Silly + Watching Drama + Slacking Off】
Having finally become a noble lady in ancient times, Lin Mo decided to cherish this wonderful life! After living a lazy life fo...
Chapter 247 Everyone, learn Mandarin from me!
After a conversation lasting less than an incense stick of time, the couple finally understood what Lin Mo meant.
In short, she went out dressed as a man and was spotted by a girl. The girl tried to get close to her, but she refused.
This little bastard spent less than an incense stick of time talking about something that could be explained in one sentence, most of which was spent bragging about his own intelligence.
"Mom and Dad, you don't know how charming I was at the time. No matter who saw me, they all said that I was good-looking. Although I am short, my aura is not short at all!"
Lin Mo patted his chest with pride, and those who didn't know would think that she had done something earth-shattering.
Lin couple: ...
Is it necessary to do this? Forget it, they are used to it.
"Alright, alright, don't you want to eat fried bacon? I'll make it for you. Go back to your room quickly, take a shower and change your clothes. You look like you're going out to beg if I give you a bowl."
Minister Lin really didn't understand. Other girls don't act like this when they go out to play. Even if the boys go out to play for a day, they won't be so dirty when they come back.
If you don't know, you might think she rolled there instead of walking, otherwise how could she be so dirty.
Bai Xiao is cleaner than her.
Lin Mo smiled flatteringly and took Bai Xiao back to his room.
Looking at the backs of the two people, Mrs. Lin thought of a very important question.
"You don't think they would even take a shower together!"
The more he thought about it, the more he felt that this was possible. Bai Xiao first attached herself to his girl, so she must know everything.
Even after becoming humans, these two people are inseparable. Although they arranged a yard for Bai Xiao, this person also sneaks into his lady's yard every day.
Don't think they don't know that this person becomes smaller every night and lies in the same bed with Lin Mo. Sometimes the two of them quarrel while sleeping at night.
Minister Lin's mouth twitched, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that this was possible.
Forget it, so much time has passed, even if it is too late to intervene now.
Anyway, these two people are a match made in heaven, and no one knows each other better than them.
But the situation at the moment is not what they expected. Lin Mo is bathing in the bathroom alone, and Bai Xiao is bathing in a cup. The two of them are not disturbing each other and are still talking behind a screen.
"When the time comes, you can arrange a bigger cup for me, or even a small wooden barrel. It's so shabby for me to bathe in a cup every day." Bai Xiao was very dissatisfied with his treatment.
Others have their own bathtubs, why does he bathe in a cup every day?
Last time, he even confused his tea cup with his bath cup. He really committed a sin.
Lin Mo's voice came from inside, "You can make one yourself, and you have pocket money, so why don't you go out and buy one? Customize one yourself."
"Don't think of letting me do everything for you. I'm a girl."
Bai Xiao: ...You remember that you are a girl now, why didn't I see you realize this before?
Since he became an adult, he has been bathing in a cup most of the time. It is indeed very comfortable, and he can add water at any time. He can soak in a pot of water forever, which saves water and trouble.
But he still wants a delicate little bathtub, which has become an obsession for him.
After the two of them took a bath, Minister Lin's meal was ready. Minister Lin's cooking skills are not very good, but the taste is not bad. It is just an ordinary home-cooked meal.
Mrs. Lin also went to the kitchen to make a soup for them.
Looking at the two people who were swept away by the wind and the clouds, the couple really looked disgusted.
"It's okay for you two to eat like this at home, but you can't eat like this when you go out. It's so dirty."
Lin Mo paused when he heard this: [What dialect is this? This seems to be a northern dialect. In modern times ,
isn't the Northeastern dialect "maitai"? Are there people from the Northeast here? Or do these people from the Northeast also speak Northeastern dialect?
Before Bai Xiao could answer her, he asked her father first.
"Dad, who did you learn this "maitai" from? Why have I never heard you say it like this before?"
He didn't want his father to have a Northeastern accent. It would be too disillusioning to see such a handsome and unparalleled father speaking in Northeastern Chinese!
Minister Lin thought for a moment and replied, "Some time ago, there were a few officials from the north who spoke with a slight accent. I was influenced by them unconsciously, but the influence was not great."
Lin Mo's eyes widened, he put down his chopsticks and retorted, "You call it a small influence! Dad, you must not learn from them. You, a unique and mature young man, speak like this as soon as you open your mouth. This is not okay!"
After that, she looked at her mother again, "Mom, please take care of Dad. Don't let him learn from others!"
Madam Lin clicked her tongue irritably, "Eat your meal! There are so many things to worry about every day."
Facts have proved that Father Lin still sticks to his accent and has not been completely led astray. He just occasionally utters two words.
The mature Immortal Man's voice is still Immortal Man's voice, but it's more aggressive when he's talking back at people.
Some censors and historians can't talk back at Minister Lin.
There are a few officials from the north, and because their accents have a big influence, the emperor ordered them to learn Mandarin and try their best to correct their accents.
As for why they did this, it's mainly because when those people talk, Lin Mo and Bai Xiao say skits in Northeastern dialect in their hearts, which makes everyone laugh so hard that they almost die.
The Northeastern dialect they speak is more standard than that of the locals. Maybe this fictional era also borrows some modern languages. Although they don't understand why the people in the north speak Northeastern dialect, it doesn't affect their fun at all.
Those people were already quite evil, and Lin Mo and Bai Xiao were performing skits in the court every day, which unconsciously influenced many people.
If this continued, the entire court would be in trouble.
In the end, those officials were forced to learn Mandarin, and Lin Mo and Bai Xiao's fun ended there, which could be regarded as saving an official of the court.
The emperor finally breathed a sigh of relief. In the future, no matter what officials came to Beijing, they would first be tested on their Mandarin. Otherwise, how could they understand the dialects of different places?
He couldn't let the emperor learn dialects everywhere. If he spoke the dialect of the officials from different places, what would he do as an emperor? He would just serve others.
Although he was still serving others now, at least he could save face. At least he had money now.
The father and son of the Lin family were in a state of annoyance these days. These two little ancestors were really insane.