Chapter 135: Three Hundred Rounds of Fighting with Trash

As night fell, the people of Kangaroo Country soon discovered this strange man.

"Oh my God, why is this guy following the garbage truck?"

"He looks like he's been hungry for seven days. Oh, how pitiful."

Soon, social media in the Kangaroo Country also exploded.

Gaobelly Cricket was almost mad with anger when he heard the talk of passersby.

"Ah——System, can you still control me? Look at me, look at what I've become——"

The scumbag system simply pretended to be dead and ignored him.

It had no choice but to wait for the turtle to find it.

The tall-bellied cricket ran after the garbage truck in despair, but could not catch up with it at all.

Fortunately, the janitor stopped midway to collect his own garbage, and the tall cricket found himself instinctively walking up to it, leaping like a frog, and then, without hesitation, he jumped into the garbage truck.

"ah--"

The overwhelming amount of smelly garbage completely broke the defenses of the tall-bellied cricket.

"Damn it, damn it!!! Why is my life so miserable——"

"How could this happen——"

However, except for his mouth, he had no control over his entire body, and he was using his hands and feet to roll around in the sea of ​​garbage.

He was looking for the rebel pants.

Beep, beep, the garbage truck starts again.

The tall-bellied cricket rolled all the way inside.

The janitor had no idea that a human, belonging to the order Homo sapiens, was in his car. He happily drove his car to the garbage station.

He opened the car door and started unloading the garbage.

Suddenly, the tall-bellied cricket in the car felt dizzy, and bang, he was thrown out along with the garbage.

"ah--"

Crashing~

The tall-bellied cricket was buried in the garbage.

"Huh?" The cleaner scratched his ear in confusion. "Why do I seem to hear someone yelling?"

"Gu..." The tall-bellied cricket tried to speak frantically, but his mouth was filled with a bucket of leftover instant noodles.

"Oh, my auditory hallucinations are getting worse and worse. I should go home and sleep." The cleaner shook his head, humming a song and walked away happily.

“.…..”

The high-bellied cricket's defense was broken, completely broken.

"ah--"

…

The tall-bellied cricket fought in the garbage dump all night.

He collapsed and despaired, but his underwear was buried too deep and he couldn't dig it out no matter how hard he tried.

Finally, when he finally dug it out after all the trouble, he was about to take it out when he suddenly slipped on a banana peel and kissed a rotten orange.

I’m full.

"Ah——" the tall cricket trembled all over: "I don't want to live anymore——"

Boom, he fell in the garbage.

......

early morning.

A few homeless people came to the garbage station together, wanting to try their luck and see what they could pick up.

"Look, fresh garbage!"

"It must have been delivered last night. Let's see if there's anything valuable!"

The homeless people started digging happily.

Suddenly, a homeless man dug up a piece of hair from his forehead.

"Oh my god..." the homeless man said in fear: "This feels so similar..."

He took a step back and suddenly stepped on a small animal with a high-bellied cricket.

"Ah--" A howl suddenly erupted from the garbage dump, scaring the five homeless men so much that they almost died.

"I, I @*%#!, people, people, how could there be people??"

"@%*~?#!! Why would someone sleep in a garbage dump?!"

"Ah..." Gaofu Cricket sat up in pain, pinching her big red panties with one hand and covering somewhere with the other, letting out an earth-shattering wail.

The earth-shaking cry alarmed the people nearby, and the high-bellied cricket became famous for its spicy taste.

#The man ran late at night to find his underwear

#Man stayed up all night searching through garbage dump just to find a pair of underwear

Someone from country A in Kangaroo Country recognized the tall-bellied cricket and passed the news back to his country.

The domestic media was also shocked, and Xia Tian's remaining 5% favorability score was gone. A large number of underwear brands popped up, claiming that the brand of Gaofu Cricket's underwear was theirs.

Even the surveillance footage of him jumping out of the garbage truck that night was leaked for unknown reasons and edited into various videos.

#On how much a tall and young man can love underwear

#He jumped in front of 100,000 pieces of garbage

#Rich young master spends the night at the garbage dump

#Shocked, Gao Dashao's underwear brand is actually——

Bang! Gaofu Cricket hung up the call from the 8th underwear brand in frustration and slammed the phone down.

"I'll bring the goods to your whole family!"

The scumbag system suddenly spoke:

"??? System, fuck you!!!!"

The tall-bellied cricket was furious.

He had just found a hotel, taken a shower, and walked into a restaurant to find something to eat!

This dead and unburied system, why did you say it now instead of earlier or later, damn it——

But before he could utter another word, he fell to the ground, convulsing and screaming wildly.

“Ah, ahhhhhh—”

Everyone in the restaurant was stunned.

Immediately, someone called security, seriously suspecting that he was planning a terrorist attack.

After the tall-bellied cricket received the electric shock, he found himself in an orange.

"System, come out here, I'm going to fight you—"

The scumbag system is out.

The scumbag system gave Gaobelly Cricket another electric shock.

After the electric shock, he was told to go and capture the next female protagonist - the granddaughter of the old lady in underwear.

"Ah - ****, you want me to capture that old lady's granddaughter? How can I capture her then? F**k you, are you still human -"

"I'm not a human being to begin with." The scumbag system was cold and ruthless, and continued to shock him:

…

Three days later, Gaofu Cricket, who had suffered a lot in the police station, came out.

The police found that he had not carried out a terrorist attack and gave him a lot of compensation.

But all this could not make up for the great trauma suffered by his little heart.

However, he still had new tasks to do.

The scumbag system cursed and threw the photo of the old lady's granddaughter in front of Gaofu Cricket:

The photo shows a tall and hot girl with three-dimensional features. She is the granddaughter of the old lady.

Gaofu Cricket was immediately excited: "Great! It's so beautiful, I'll do it!"

The scumbag system spat out non-existent saliva in disdain.

Rubbish! If it hadn't been unable to unbind the host, it would have kicked the host out long ago.

He couldn't even handle a woman, and it had its energy deducted. If he failed again, not only would its energy be deducted, but it would also be electrocuted by the main system.

Rubbish!

The scumbag system cursed and threw the old lady's granddaughter's information to Gaofu Cricket:

This time, the scumbag system did not change the identity of the tall-bellied cricket.

Because the company where the old lady's granddaughter works has a cooperation with Gao's Group of Gaofu Cricket.

In other words, Gao Fuchu could still approach her as the prince of Gao Group.

So Tall-Belly Cricket called the group's headquarters in Kangaroo Country and asked them to arrange for him to have a meal with the old woman's granddaughter, Saradasniju.

It’s definitely not possible for him to rely on himself, he can only rely on the company’s strength.

…

Gao Group was quite efficient and arranged the meal the next day.

However, it was only after Gaofu Cricket called his adoptive parents in advance and promised them that nothing would go wrong this time that they agreed to make the arrangement.

Since Sarah was just an ordinary employee, it would be too strange to hire her alone, so the company had to hire all the employees in the local branch together.

In the afternoon, Gaofu Cricket dressed up again and came to the hotel where he was going to have dinner.

Saradas Niju also came.

Gaofu Cricket entered the reserved private room and saw that it was indeed full of people. A fair-skinned woman sat among the crowd. She was very beautiful. I guess this was the second female protagonist, Sarah.

He hurried in, said hello, and exchanged a few words, then sat down at the table, ready to flirt with her.

Shu Yan changed "in" to "carry" and "sitting beside" to "jumping out the window".