Chapter 145 Ah, Iron Bars

So Gaofu Cricket shouted to Shen Xin in front of him: "Miss Shen!"

Then he turned around, grabbed the dog in the crowd, and said anxiously: "Miss Shen, I'm here! Save me, I just ran into Zhang Xingfa for you! You can't just ignore me!"

dog:"?"

Car owner: “?”

Shen Xin: “?”

Favorability: -40%.

"What are you doing?" the dog's owner yelled angrily. "My dog ​​has nothing to do with your crime! Don't hit my dog!"

Gaobelly Cricket woke up as if from a dream, and his whole body was numb.

It's over, what did he do next?

Now, in less than half a day, the people he offended included but were not limited to Shen Xin, Zhang Xingfa, the car owner, the old man and the dog owner.

Oh, and the residents of the building he broke into. What should I do?

Just when I was in despair, suddenly, the sirens of police cars rang out at the intersection.

Soon, the car stopped near the Tall Cricket. The policeman got out and walked over: "Are you stealing cars? Get out!"

"???" Gaofu Cricket was furious: "Who the hell called the police?!"

Shu Yan hid behind the crowd with a smile on her face.

Hey, I was the one who reported it, so tell me what you can do to me.

So Gao Fuchui and Zhang Xingfa were both arrested.

…

"Ah, iron gate..."

"Ah, iron bars..."

Two hours later, Gaofu Cricket shed two lines of iron-barred tears in front of the iron bars.

"System, I'm already in this state, look at me—" He howled in his heart: "Why don't you save me out!"

The scumbag system remained motionless, pretending to be dead.

Oh, the favorability of the third heroine Shen Xin is only 10% now.

Seeing that this idiot host was about to fail again and get electrocuted, it decided to delay for as long as possible. It would be insane to save this idiot.

The scumbag system became more and more angry, and suddenly took out a stun gun:

"???" The tall cricket was horrified: "F*&&￥%@#!!!!"

The next moment, he fell to the ground, convulsing and starting to foam at the mouth.

"ah,,,"

…

The tall-bellied cricket stayed in the orange for several more days.

Life in Orange wasn't easy. He'd had enough of the despair and misery he'd endured every day, and he'd even begun comparing the oranges in Kangaroo Country, Country A, and his own real life.

All that’s left is to create a discipline of comparative penology.

Oh, no, this discipline does exist. He's not even qualified to have founded it.

"Oh—I can't stand this—"

When he collapsed for the 999th time, he suddenly came up with a good idea.

He can let the scumbag system shock him hard!

In this way, he can pretend to be a terminally ill patient and come out for treatment!

Then he can wait for an opportunity to escape!

Anyway, the laws in this world are weak, and prison is relatively easy to escape!

The scumbag system asked coldly:

Gaofu Cricket was furious: "Stop yelling at me like a criminal. I clearly haven't committed any serious crime, okay?"

Well, it was just a theft, injury, and breaking into a house, enough to warrant a few years in prison.

"*of!"

He pounded the ground in anger, "I don't care! I want to get out! Don't I still have that drug from last time? I'll use it to seduce Shen Xin and have sex with her. I don't believe she won't rescue me!"

He hadn't used up all the drugs he'd used to knock out Zhang Xingfa's bodyguard that day, and before leaving, he had already buried the remaining drugs under the tree in front of his rental apartment.

As long as he can use this medicine to get Shen Xin, it will be worth it even if he still has to go to jail!

So with this thought in mind, Gaofu Cricket really endured the pain and let the system give him electric shocks for three days.

Afterwards, he was indeed released to receive treatment.

So, on a dark and windy night, he escaped from the hospital, went back to dig out the medicine, and hid under the cover of the system for a night.

The next day, the system provided him with information that the Shen family would attend a high-end banquet in the afternoon, and Shen Xin would also be present.

"Okay! This is my chance!" Gaofu Cricket touched the medicine in his arms, feeling very proud.

Shu Yan was watching the plot over there, too lazy to say anything.

Some people can never learn how to behave like human beings, and can only be taught a lesson with fists.

…

Soon, it was afternoon.

When Shu Yan entered the plot, Gao Fuchu was wearing a big mask. He knocked out a waiter in the hotel and pretended to be the waiter to sneak into the hotel where the Shen family was going.

There was a lively atmosphere in the banquet hall.

Shen Xin and her father were sitting together, chatting and laughing with everyone.

[The tall-bellied cricket crawled all the way over.]

Before he saw the Shen family, he saw Ruan Fanxiang coming out of the small private room next door. It looked like Ruan Fanxiang was also allowed to attend the banquet. This was really damning.

A flicker of jealousy flashed through Gao Fuzhi's eyes. However, he remembered that he had important things to do today, so he didn't bother Ruan Fanxiang.

Shu Yan looked at it and changed the word "not" to "really".

Gao Fu Cricket suddenly felt like he wanted to cause trouble for Ruan Fanxiang.

Damn, this pretty boy actually came up to eat, he really gave him face!

I’ll teach him a lesson!

Gao Fuchu secretly followed Ruan Fanxiang, and soon he saw him being courteous to a rich woman in a deserted place.

He curled his lips, then suddenly had an idea. He fetched a pot of wine, walked over, pretended to fall, and poured the wine all over Ruan Fanxiang from head to toe.

"Yo." Shu Yan suddenly poked the system: "What is the identity of that rich woman?"

[Hmm,] The system combed its fur, checked, and was a little shocked: [Ah, Yanyan, guess who it is, it's Shen Xin's mother!]

"Oh?" Shu Yan raised her eyebrows.

Shen Xin's mother, isn't that the vicious mother-in-law in the original plot who looked down on Gao Fu Cricket every day?

She remembered that the man's name was Shao Nanhao. He was old and perverted and liked handsome guys the most.

The most terrifying thing is that she has so many tricks and is very skilled in using a steel wool. Everyone who has tried it says it's amazing.

The kind of extinction that means no more descendants.

"Good, good, wonderful, wonderful."

Shu Yan changed the last Ruan Fanxiang into a rich woman.

So Gaofu Cricket secretly followed Ruan Fanxiang out, and when he saw Ruan Fanxiang courting the rich woman, he curled his lips and found a pot of wine.

He came over stealthily.

Ruan Fanxiang was acting coquettishly to Shao Nanhao: "Beautiful Miss Shao, I really can't tell that you are Mr. Shen's mother~ You look younger than my sister!"

"Haha, young man, I love to hear you talk~" Fifty-eight-year-old Shao Nanhao put on a wicked smile, his eyes dangerous: "Do you have a girlfriend?"

Ruan Fanxiang was about to speak when suddenly, a figure emerged from behind Shao Nanhao and poured a pot of wine on his head.

It splashed all over Shao Nanhao's face.

"Ouch!" Shao Nanhao jumped up in anger, wiped his face dry, turned around and slapped him: "Little beast, are you looking for death?"

The tall-bellied cricket held up the wine jug and was stunned.

"I, I, no...Auntie, no, ma'am, I didn't mean it!"

Slap, another slap.

"You didn't mean it, then why did you pour wine for me? Tell me!" Shao Nanhao crossed his arms and stared at Gao Fu Cricket angrily.

“I, I…”

Gaofu Cricket was so anxious that he was sweating profusely.

It’s over, we’ve offended the distinguished guest.

His plan for today has not been implemented yet, and Shen Xin is still waiting inside for his pampering!

He can't get stuck here for no reason!

"Auntie, I'm sorry, I'm sorry..."

He suddenly had an idea. He turned his back to Ruan Fanxiang and pulled open half of his mask, looking at her pitifully: "I didn't mean it. I'm just new here and a little scared and flustered..."

"Auntie, please forgive me~"

Perhaps because the half of his face that was exposed was quite good-looking, Shao Nanhao looked at him for two minutes, a half-smile appearing on the corner of his mouth: "Oh? You want me to forgive you? That's easy."

She hooked her hand and said, "Come with auntie, I'll show you something good."