Chapter 157 I’ll give you a chance to meet me

Quack, quack, quack——

The ruthless sound of machines raged, and the whole bar fell silent in an instant.

Everyone was stunned.

Oh my god, what is he doing??

Using a power drill to dig your own nose? Is that something a human would do?

The electric drill moved forward quickly, and the system version of the high-bellied cricket's nostrils suddenly became red. In an instant, his entire face was plowed into a bloody mess by the electric drill.

"ah--"

He dropped the electric drill, let out a scream, and fainted.

"Ugh, I'm ugh--" A person standing behind him was so scared by his enlarged face that he vomited.

"Hic——"

"Oh my god, did he escape from a mental hospital?!"

"The zombies are out, oh my god, mom, I need to go home, it's so scary outside!!╭╮"

The whole bar was in chaos for a while. The security guards were pulling people away, looking for ambulances, and personally asked someone to send the system version of the high-bellied cricket to the hospital.

The bar owner cried and begged him not to die.

"Oh, please, dear father, please don't die. How can I run my business if you die..."

"Ah - I'm just a tavern owner...it's not easy for me to run a business..."

The boss was crying with tears and snot.

Perhaps his desire to revive the cricket was too strong, and the scumbag system watched a 30-second advertisement, repaired its own system, and successfully resurrected it.

He pried open his eyelids, opened his system interface and saw that Zheng Yan's favorability had dropped to -15%.

This is awesome, it falls even faster than if the tall-bellied cricket did it himself.

It turns out to be the system, the efficiency is so high.

The scumbag system sat dejectedly on the hospital bed.

I finally understood how big of a misunderstanding I had about the tall-bellied cricket.

But now, the tall cricket is dead. Nothing can be undone.

He was all alone in the world now. Oh, how terrible it was.

No way.

Humph, he just didn't believe it. He, a system, couldn't beat a group of stupid humans?

He opened 10 firewalls in one go.

Then, he took out the energy he had obtained from electrocuting the tall-bellied cricket and bought a health-recovery pill from the system mall to use on this body.

Suddenly, he felt that he was fine again and could go out and act crazy again.

"Enough, why are you crying and making such a fuss?" The scumbag system impatiently pushed the tavern owner, "I'm fine! Get out of here and go play somewhere else!"

As he spoke, he got out of bed, completed the discharge procedures, found out where Zheng Yan lived, and immediately waited nearby for her to return home.

It's very late now, and the number of new word changes will be refreshed soon.

Shu Yan then took action and changed "把" to "给", "一推" to "一亿", and added a "膝" before "马".

Hey, just consider it as compensation for mental damage.

Anyway, it’s not her money that is being compensated.

Then the scumbag system suddenly called and asked the assistant to send a card with 100 million yuan, and threw it on the tavern owner's head: "Alright, why are you crying and making a fuss? I'm fine! Go away and have fun!"

The tavern owner was immediately delighted and called him "Dad" on the spot.

The scumbag system left the tavern owner behind and left the hospital on his own.

He suddenly felt a strong desire to find a horse and kneel down on it.

So he found a horse, climbed on it grunting, knelt on it and beat the horse.

The horse started walking, and boom, he rolled to the ground.

Passersby were stunned.

"My goodness, why is he riding like that?"

"!! I remember him! Isn't he the guy who drilled his nose with a power drill in the bar? I saw his video!"

"Huh? Then how did he recover so quickly?"

"Acting? Acting again?"

At this time, the scumbag system knelt on the horse again. The horse took a few steps and he fell off again.

Everyone raised their phones silently.

…

The scumbag system knelt on the horse in pain for the whole night.

No matter how hard he tried, he just couldn't stop crawling on his knees. Every few steps the horse took, he fell, no matter how hard he tried.

In the end, his head was numb from the fall, and he could only grit his teeth and use all his available energy to perform an Iron Head Skill. He then carried it to the downstairs of Zheng Yan's house with such strength and despair.

It was already seven o'clock in the morning.

The heroine Zheng Yan has returned home, taken a nap, woke up, and is ready to go to work.

She went downstairs and just as she reached the intersection, she saw a person not far away, who seemed to be kneeling on a horse.

"Oh, my god..." She muttered secretly, "I thought drilling a nose with an electric drill was the limit of human ability. How come there are people as crazy as that person..."

I squinted my eyes and took a closer look. Oh, isn’t this the same person?

[Zheng Yan ignored him and planned to take a detour.]

However, the scumbag system had waited for so long, how could he be willing to miss this opportunity? He went up and casually swung his expensive car keys, and said to Zheng Yan: "Good morning, young lady."

"What a coincidence, haven't we met in a bar? Give me a chance to get to know you?"

Shu Yan had just woken up at this moment. When she saw this plot in bed, she switched in and changed "herself" to "neighbor".

So the scumbag system gritted its teeth and just as it was about to get close to Zheng Yan, it suddenly turned a corner and walked towards the parking space of Zheng Yan's neighbor.

This street is full of old small bungalows, and cars are parked directly outside.

Neighbor Aunt Wang was holding her car keys and preparing to drive when suddenly a psychopath came over, snatched the keys from her hand, and waved them at Zheng Yan: "Good morning, young lady."

"What a coincidence, haven't we met in a bar? Give me a chance to get to know you?"

"?" Aunt Wang was immediately furious. She rushed over to grab the key and pushed him: "You bastard, you dare to steal people's things in broad daylight?"

Bang! The scumbag system's thin little body was pushed to the ground and rolled on the ground.

When he got up dejectedly, the aunt had already driven away.

Zheng Yan was looking at him from a distance, with a hint of mockery in her eyes.

Favorability: -20%.

"Bah!" His face turned red and white, and he threw his hands and cursed at the aunt's back: "Why are you so arrogant? I'm telling you, I was just giving in to you just now!"

Ding, Zheng Yan’s favorability: -22%.

[The scumbag system suddenly felt very unhappy.

This heroine is really ungrateful. Once he gets her, he'll have to discipline her according to human methods.]

He put on his provocative expression again, walked up to Zheng Yan, took out his luxury car keys, and waved them in front of her.

"Hey, I'm talking to you, little girl! Look, do you recognize the brand of this car? I'm giving you a chance to get to know me."

Shu Yan looked at it and clicked her tongue.

You're having a fight with your car keys today, right? You won't be satisfied unless you get the keys this time, right?

She moved her hands and added a shoe-off in front of "in front of her", turning the second car into a shoe.

So the scumbag system put on a cheeky expression, walked up to Zheng Yan, took out the luxury car keys, suddenly threw them on the ground, then bent down to take off his stinky shoes.

"Hey, I'm talking to you, little girl!" He was barefoot, holding up his shoes and waving them in front of Zheng Yan, with a cold and arrogant look on his face: "Look, do you recognize the brand of these shoes?"

"Give you a chance to get to know me?"