【Hilarious Brainstorming + Transmigration + Plot Modification + Strong Female Lead + No CP】This novel is crazy, guaranteed to blow your mind (originally titled "I Relied on Changing the Plo...
Chapter 176 Auntie Teaches You How to Be a Good Person
So Gu Qi began to search for photos of the gatekeeper on the Internet.
He found a photo that he thought was passable, saved it, and posted it on his Moments.
Everyone in the class soon saw this guy’s circle of friends.
"Dating is troublesome, so I'll trouble you from now on. Hello everyone, this is my partner."
The accompanying picture is a photo of a security guard who is older than his father.
"??? No, this is his girlfriend???"
"Oh my god, Tingting said he had cat biscuits before, and I didn't believe it. I didn't expect it to be true!"
"I regret having doubted Tingting before!"
"Oh my god, what's he doing? He can't pretend anymore, so he just lets himself go, right? Can't he just have his own circle of friends?!"
Everyone felt like their eyes were damaged.
When Xu Tingting saw this post on WeChat Moments, she became furious.
Great, great, he would rather get married to an old man than look down on her?!
It seems that she is too gentle to him!
Xu Tingting immediately took a screenshot of his circle of friends and posted it on their school’s confession wall.
By the time Gu Qi realized what he had said, he had become a celebrity in the whole school.
Even people from the neighboring A University came to their confession wall to watch.
"Wow, this guy's mentally a hundred years ahead of me."
"Didn't he really lose the game and be forced to post it? How could he even eat this?"
"Upstairs, what's the point of eating or not? True love transcends age! So I want to ask this old man, is he calling his wife or son? (Funny)"
Everyone was enjoying the comments and were about to leave when a comment suddenly struck them as a bolt from the blue: "Oh my god, isn't this the old man who guards the gate at our school?"
"???What?"
"Please tell me clearly, which school? Which uncle? It can't be the uncle who sits there picking his feet every day at entrance A, right?"
"That's him!" the comment continued, "If you don't believe me, go and identify him now. I've spoken to that old man, and I'm absolutely not mistaken!"
"By the way, that old man's wife is also the dorm manager of our men's dormitory!"
Everyone: “???????”
No, you have a wife?
There was soon a commotion in the dormitories of University A and College A in City.
Many people came out from different floors and headed towards the gate of City A College without any prior arrangement.
They already had a premonition that this was definitely the biggest melon in history, and they wanted to be the first to eat it.
…
On this day, the gatekeeper, Uncle Wang, was sitting in the security booth picking his feet as usual.
While picking his feet, he exchanged sweet messages with his wife, Aunt Li.
"Honey, do you think my husband looks handsome in this dress?"
Aunt Li replied: "Oh, you bastard, you are so cheesy even at your age~"
Uncle Wang imagined the shy tone his wife would use when she said this, and he was so happy that he was holding his phone and his voice was bubbling. He was about to make a video call to Aunt Li when he suddenly noticed a large group of people coming over.
"F*ck! Why are there so many students suddenly?" He stood up in confusion. "Are they here for an inspection?"
But he saw the group of students walking straight towards him, staring at him in confusion, and shouting, "It's him, it's him, it's him."
"? What are you talking about? Why are you looking at me?" Uncle Wang felt shy when they looked at him.
"Hehe..." A student laughed awkwardly, raised his phone, and showed him a picture: "Hello, is this your partner?"
Uncle Wang took one look and thought, "Dating is quite troublesome. I'll trouble you from now on. Hello everyone, this is my partner."
The picture is actually of him!
“???” Uncle Wang’s eyes went dark. “Fuck, who the hell is this bastard???”
He's dating someone? How come he doesn't know?
"It's this one." The student found Gu Qi's photo and showed it to Uncle Wang.
Uncle Wang: “??? Holy shit, who the hell is this? Who??? How could he frame me for no reason?!”
Uncle Wang only has Aunt Li as his wife. When did he find another partner, a man?
He was dating him, how come he didn't know?
"Frog fun..."
The students were stunned: "So... Gu Qi posted this without telling the person involved?"
"So, Uncle Wang, you even look down on Gu Qi?"
"Unrequited love?? The mistress wants to take over??"
"Shura Field??"
Uncle Wang didn't understand what they were saying, but he knew his innocence had been slandered. He didn't know who had stolen his photos, but it was outrageous. Even his uncle couldn't tolerate it, and his aunt couldn't!
He was so angry that he stood up and wanted to find someone.
At this moment, hurried footsteps were heard not far away. A middle-aged woman pushed through the crowd and ran in aggressively. She slapped Uncle Wang in the face.
"Great! You're so good, Wang Daqiang!" Aunt Li put her hands on her hips, her face filled with indignation. "You say you love me forever, but you're secretly dating a younger guy, a man?!"
"What a heartless man!" Aunt Li was heartbroken and immediately started to drag Uncle Wang away: "If someone hadn't shown me the screenshots, I wouldn't have known anything about it! Divorce!"
Uncle Wang: “???”
"No, Cuihua, please listen to my explanation first!" Uncle Wang cried, trying desperately to calm Aunt Li: "I'm telling you, I don't even know this psychopath! I don't even know him..."
"I don't even know where he got my photo from, and he's spewing this crap at me, saying I'm his girlfriend. F*ck the fuck! I don't even know him, you have to believe me..."
"At my age, how could I possibly get involved with a man who's old enough to be my grandson..."
Oh my God!
You bastard——
That damn bastard, he could slander anyone else, but why did he have to slander his innocence——
He will fight him today!
Aunt Li saw that his collapse didn't seem fake, and she was half-believing and half-doubting: "Hmph, then I'll go find him with you now. If I find out that you two have any entanglement, you just wait and see!"
Uncle Wang was eager to prove his innocence, so he hurriedly asked the students to lead the way and went to find Gu Qi with gritted teeth.
…
At this moment, Gu Qi was still in the dormitory, writing comments on the confession wall.
"Ah!! These damn people, how could they say that to me..."
Damn it—
How could he be so wrong? How could he send a photo of a dead old man as the subject...
It’s too late to delete the Moments now, those damn people have taken screenshots.
Now it's over, he'll never be able to clear himself from this. He's only been in college for a short time, and he's already famous. What should he do?
He was in despair when suddenly, the dormitory door banged.
His roommates thought he was dirty and didn't come back. He had no choice but to go open the door himself: "Who...ah!"
Bang, someone slapped me.
"F*ck it!" an old lady cursed like thunder: "It's you, you want to steal my husband?!"
“???” Before Gu Qi could come to his senses, he was pushed again.
"F*ck it!" An old man was furious: "It's you who stole my photos and slandered me as your partner?"