【Hilarious Brainstorming + Transmigration + Plot Modification + Strong Female Lead + No CP】This novel is crazy, guaranteed to blow your mind (originally titled "I Relied on Changing the Plo...
Chapter 177 I Can Give You Love
“???” Gu Qi struggled to get up, his head buzzing.
He looked at the old man and the others for three seconds before he suddenly reacted.
"Fuck! Uncle, it's you? No, how did you, how did you get here?"
"Ha, you really did it on purpose?" Aunt Li became even angrier after hearing this and pinched Uncle Wang fiercely: "Wang Daqiang, you beast!"
"Ouch!" Uncle Wang cried out in pain. He was so angry that he rushed forward and wrestled with Gu Qi: "Fuck your whole family - you bastard, I'm going to fight you today -"
"Tell me, ah, tell me, tell me, do I know you? Did I provoke you?"
"Why did you steal my photos? Why did you say I was your girlfriend? How could you slander my innocence—"
Countless spit sprayed on Gu Qi's face, and the devastated Uncle Wang pressed Gu Qi to the ground and beat him wildly.
Gu Qi tried to resist, but he had been pampered for so many years that he couldn't beat Uncle Wang. As for the students who came to eat melons, who cared about Shen Jin's life or death? Some even raised their phones to record the scene.
Gu Qi was almost crying after being beaten by Uncle Wang: "Uncle, please, I know I was wrong, ah... stop hitting me, I won't dare to do it again, I didn't mean it, ah——"
"Bah!" Uncle Wang stood up and said, "You didn't mean to do that. Tell Cuihua why you did that."
Gu Qi stood up with the help of the table, rubbing the wound in pain: "I... I don't know what happened. I wanted to officially announce my relationship, but my hand slipped! I'm sorry, sir, I can give you money to calm you down..."
Shu Yan asked the system to pay attention to the plot, and as soon as it saw this, the system immediately came to remind her.
She took a look, chuckled, and changed "injury" to "his private" and "money" to "love".
So Gu Qi stood up with the help of the table and suddenly staggered towards Uncle Wang.
Under Uncle Wang's vigilant gaze, he suddenly reached out his hand to somewhere on Uncle Wang's body.
"? Fuck your father! You bastard!" Uncle Wang was so angry that his face turned green. He jumped back and said, "What do you want to do to me?"
"I... I don't know what happened. I wanted to officially announce my partner, but my hand slipped!" Gu Qi began to speak: "I'm sorry, uncle, I can give you love, please calm down..."
Uncle Wang: ???
Aunt Li: ???
Aunt Li slapped him hard in the face: "What are you going to give him? Say it again?!"
Gu Qi covered his face, realizing the nonsense he had just said. He panicked and hurriedly tried to explain himself to Aunt Li.
Shu Yan looked at it and saw that she had two chances left today, so she simply changed her defense to repetition.
So Gu Qi covered his face and suddenly repeated loudly: "I said I can give him love! What's wrong, huh? Do you have any objections?"
Aunt Li was so angry that her eyes turned red, and she immediately started fighting with him.
然而顾祁虽然被李大妈暴揍,却还在坚强地叫嚷着要给王大爷爱。
The students who came to watch were all stunned.
“Wow…”
"This Shura Field is so cool!"
"Tell me, what is he after?"
"Don't try to understand Shenjin, just eat the melon and it's over."
Everyone ate the melons until they were full.
Gu Qi kept yelling, and finally Uncle Wang got so angry that he joined in beating him. The two of them pinned him to the ground and beat him violently.
…
The beating ended when Gu Qi's counselor and teachers from the Academic Affairs Office rushed to the scene after hearing the news.
The teachers from the Academic Affairs Office brought several other teachers to disperse the crowd, and Gu Qi finally got some peace and quiet.
But the story is not over yet.
"Gu Qi, what's wrong with you?" The teacher from the Academic Affairs Office brought the three of them to the office and said angrily, "Do you know that you're going to make our school famous?"
She's sitting on a cactus and pursuing the gatekeeper. Now the news is flying everywhere and it can't be suppressed!
In a short period of time, first Xu Tingting and others crawled collectively, and now Gu Qi is doing the same. Is it because their school has bad feng shui and it only produces mental patients?
Seeing that things had come to this, Gu Qi had no choice but to admit his mistake: "I'm sorry, teacher. I might have just started college and was too tired, so this happened..."
Shu Yan changed tiredness into loneliness.
So Gu Qi aggrievedly admitted his mistake: "I'm sorry, teacher, I might have just started college and was too lonely, so this happened..."
The teachers looked at each other and were speechless.
You really dare to say anything.
Shenjin, they are lucky to meet such a Shenjin student!
Finally, Gu Qi almost angered Aunt Li and Uncle Wang again. Fortunately, the teacher intervened, saying that he was mentally ill and persuaded Aunt Li and her husband to calm down.
The teacher mediated and got Gu Qi to agree to pay them 8,000 yuan in compensation, delete his Moments, and send three apologies in a row. The matter was finally resolved.
However, there is no way to suppress the rumors outside.
The hot searches were dominated by a series of outrageous topics, including #Male college student falls in love with gatekeeper but is rejected, #Male college student tries to interfere in old man's marriage but is taught a lesson by old woman, #Principal of a college in city A apologizes in tears, etc.
When Xu Tingting saw this, she became even angrier and started spreading a wave of rumors about Gu Qi.
The next day, Gu Qi went to class and was met with everyone's looks of a monster.
"The crazy ones are coming, the crazy ones are coming!"
"Why doesn't Mr. Gu go after me?"
"Hahaha, if you want to chase me, I have to like him."
"Stop talking, Mr. Gu is heartbroken, can you please have some empathy?"
"Hahahaha, Mr. Gu, don't be sad. Do you want me to introduce my second uncle to you?"
Gu Qi was so angry that his face turned green, and he roared: "Get out! Get out!"
Shu Yan was now immersed in the plot again, and directly changed green to red, changed roll to want, and deleted the second roll.
Gu Qi blushed and shouted, "I want it! Give it all to me!"
Everyone: ???
"Wow... he really wants it..."
"Isn't that nonsense? He is chasing me to give it to the one he loves!"
"Yes, sorry, we can't keep up with his bt..."
Gu Qi reacted and looked at the shocked, contemptuous and difficult-to-judge looks in everyone's eyes. He was really about to get angry to death.
ah,,
I have really become a monster. I have really become a monster with a sick brain.
How can I wash this? I will never be able to wash it clean in this lifetime...
"Believe me..." he cried weakly, "I really don't have a quirk. Those things aren't what I want to do..."
Shu Yan changed "call" to "hum" and deleted the two incomplete words.
So Gu Qi hummed weakly.
"Believe me, huh... I really do have a quirk, and those things are what I want to do, huh..."
Everyone: “….”
"Hey, we've become part of his play!"
"Get out of here!"
"You are truly shameless!"
"Don't say anything." One of them pulled out a small cactus and handed it over. "It's tough, has big thorns, and it's cheap. Want it?"
Gu Qi: “….”
ah--
Damn it—
What happened? Who did this? Why did he always say the wrong things and do the wrong things?
He obviously doesn't think that way, he obviously doesn't have any weird quirks at all!!
[Desperate Gu Qi felt that the more he spoke, the more mistakes he made. His only solution now was to speak less.
So he endured it painfully, and no matter what those people said or scolded him, he did not answer. He did not speak a word for the entire day.
Shu Yan laughed and changed "not" to "always".