【Hilarious Brainstorming + Transmigration + Plot Modification + Strong Female Lead + No CP】This novel is crazy, guaranteed to blow your mind (originally titled "I Relied on Changing the Plo...
Chapter 209: Your Highness...how long have you been experiencing these symptoms?
A hole was immediately smashed on King Zhao's forehead, but he did not die.
The servants looked at him in astonishment, and King Zhao himself was so frightened that he became numb when he touched it.
However, he couldn't help but shout, "Come here! You dare to hit me? I will reward you handsomely!"
Servant: “?”
The women: “?”
Wow, I can get a reward for beating him?
The women suddenly looked fierce!
"Your Majesty, do you really want a reward?"
"Yes, it's a big reward, why don't you give it to me quickly?" King Zhao shouted.
The servant carried out a large box of treasures with a look of despair and placed it in front of the first woman who stepped forward.
When the women saw this, they felt that a way to make money was coming.
"Your Majesty, we can beat you too. We can beat you just as well as she can!"
"Yes, fight!"
"Hit him!"
Before King Zhao could say anything, a stone hit him on the head.
"you..."
Slap! A woman slapped him hard.
"you!!"
Bang bang bang bang, his words were drowned out by fists and kicks.
Even though he practiced martial arts, he was too dissolute in recent years and was outnumbered. As more and more women joined in, he was soon defeated.
"Ah! You bitches!" King Zhao struggled desperately, furious. "Leaders, why don't you save me now?!"
Shu Yan changed the reward of saving the king into a generous reward.
King Zhao then cried out under the fists and feet of the crowd, "Ah! You bitches, why don't you reward me handsomely?!"
Servant: ???
Wow, Your Highness...how long have you been experiencing these symptoms?
"Your Majesty, do you really want a reward?"
"No, it's a big reward! No, it's a big reward! Quick, a big reward!!!"
Servant: ...
The servants numbly brought over more treasures.
The women who had participated in the beating were immediately overjoyed. The few who were still watching no longer hesitated, and rushed over, beating him mercilessly: "Your Majesty, I will reward you too!"
"Yes, I want one too!"
The King of Zhao was furious and broke free, chopping the women to death one by one.
Shu Yan smiled, added a "no" before the word "break free", and changed "be hacked to death" to "a generous reward".
So King Zhao couldn't break free no matter what he did, and he kept shouting for reward while being beaten.
Bang bang bang.
"Your Majesty, did I fight well? Please reward me!"
"reward!"
Bang bang bang.
"Your Majesty, I'm not bad at fighting, I want one too!"
"reward!"
Bang bang bang.
"My Lord, I want it too!"
"Reward! Huge rewards for all!" King Zhao raised his pig-headed face and howled loudly.
Servant: ...
Song Yunshu: ...
Xia Jian: ...
Everyone saw the treasures from the palace being poured into the palace like water. The King of Zhao just kept asking for rewards, and in the end, one of the women begged the King of Zhao to give her the tiger talisman, and he actually gave it to her.
"My Lord, what are you doing..."
"Your Majesty, how can you reward a tiger talisman? Are you crazy?"
But the King of Zhao roared, "Reward! Reward! Reward!"
Xia Jian was standing behind, feeling angry and heartbroken (for the money). Finally, he couldn't help but rush forward with jealous eyes and kicked King Zhao's butt twice.
"Father, I fight better than any of them! I want a reward too!"
However, by this time all the women had received their rewards and the plot was over.
King Zhao was furious and slapped Xia Jian so hard that he turned into a small whirlwind.
"You bastard! How dare you hit your father?!"
Xia Jian covered his face with his hands, his eyes full of shock, anger and anxiety.
"Father! Why—they all received rewards, but my son didn't? Father, this isn't fair—"
[“???” King Zhao was furious. He picked up a broom and beat Xia Jian until he screamed.]
Shu Yan exchanged for an opportunity and changed the word "di" to "huang" and the word "shua" to "gongtong" (a bucket for "shi").
“???” King Zhao was extremely angry, and then he ran away.
"? Father, where are you going?"
"My Lord, my Lord, where are you going?"
King Zhao ignored them and just kept running forward.
......
Imperial Palace.
The emperor was enjoying the arms of his new beauty when suddenly a eunuch came in to report.
"Your Majesty, Prince Zhao is requesting an audience outside the palace."
"What is he doing here?" The emperor frowned when he thought of the mess in his house. He paused and said, "Forget it, let him in."
"Don't come here to ask me to reinstate him. I won't allow it."
The emperor cursed and sat up to let the beauty dress him.
He put on his clothes and waited for a long time, but did not see King Zhao coming.
The emperor was about to get angry when suddenly the eunuch came again.
"Your Majesty, this is bad... Prince Zhao, he... he actually..."
"What the hell?" The emperor was furious. "If you can't explain yourself, get out!"
"He actually broke into the bathroom, snatched your toilet, and ran away!"
The emperor almost thought he was dreaming.
"??? What did you say? What are you robbing? You little slave, I'll give you one more chance. If you can't explain it clearly, I'll beat you to death!"
"Your Majesty, it's a toilet..." The eunuch said with a sad face: "You heard it right, it's this..."
emperor:? ? ? ? ? ?
Time goes back to two quarters of an hour ago.
After obtaining the emperor's permission, Prince Zhao followed the palace maids to the emperor's study.
However, just as he was about to reach the destination, he suddenly turned strangely and walked towards the toilet next to him.
"? Your Majesty?"
"Your Highness, this is the way. You've gone the wrong way, Your Highness."
"Your Majesty?"
Amid the increasingly puzzled gazes of the palace servants, Prince Zhao was like a dung beetle meeting a historian. He suddenly sprinted a hundred meters, rushed into the toilet, picked up the emperor's imperial toilet, and rushed into the distance without looking back!
"Your Majesty???"
"Your Highness, stop! That's the Emperor's toilet!"
"Your Majesty—"
The King of Zhao ran madly in front, and the palace maids chased him madly behind. The King of Zhao just ran forward, ignoring the angry voices of obstruction behind him who did not understand.
He had only one belief in his heart, he wanted to use this bucket to beat up that son of a bitch Xia Jian!
At this time, the people of Xiajian were already in the outer city and were still moving towards the suburbs.
It turned out that Shu Yan knew that Xia Jian was definitely going to chase King Zhao, so she used her excellent skills to hide in his carriage in advance, and knocked him out as soon as he got in.
Afterwards, when the carriage drove out, she took advantage of the fact that there were not many people outside, carried Xia Jian out with a mask on, and tied up a mad bull.
Don’t ask where the term mad cow came from. It’s probably because Xia Jian was so ugly that the cows were scared by him.
In this way, the unconscious Xia Jian was tied to the back of the mad bull and ran towards the suburbs at the speed of light.
King Zhao, holding a chamber pot, chased after him with a grunt.
The palace maids were at the back, panting and chasing after them.
King Zhao quickly rushed to the main road. His handsome figure, gorgeous official uniform, and the precious chamber pot in his arms formed a beautiful landscape.
"Oh my god...who is this adult?"
"Sir, this is Prince Zhao!"
"Why is King Zhao running wildly in the street?"
"No, what's more strange is the bucket in his arms. Isn't that a toilet-style bucket?"
"It's even embroidered with dragons! Oh my god, what are we seeing?"
Prince Zhao, fleeing on the street holding the emperor's chamber pot?