【Hilarious Brainstorming + Transmigration + Plot Modification + Strong Female Lead + No CP】This novel is crazy, guaranteed to blow your mind (originally titled "I Relied on Changing the Plo...
Chapter 228: Put some rice on your phone, and the chicken will beat you better than you
However, even so, 4 million words cannot be completed in a day or two.
The more Hao Jian beat, the more terrified and anxious he became, but he couldn't stop his hands at all.
He explained it over and over again, using 108 languages and 10,086 sentence structures, repeating the same thing over and over again until it was completely exhausted, yet he only wrote 40,000 words.
And it was translated by an online translator. He himself doesn't speak any foreign languages.
"What should I do? What should I do? What's wrong with me..."
In desperation, he suddenly had an idea and thought of playing with the genre!
So he used an online writing tool to adapt his explanation into poetry, prose, novels, dramas and other genres, and then translated them into various languages.
He wrote and wrote, flipped and flipped, and finally, at the last second after 7 days, he got 4 million words.
He posted this Weibo, oh no, monograph, and then collapsed from exhaustion.
Three minutes later, Team USB saw his stunning masterpiece.
The coach opened the Weibo post, saw the first 400 words, and nodded: "Well, it's quite sincere."
Then he discovered there was more underneath.
"? Why did you write it in English as well?"
"? Why is there French?"
"German? Russian? Japanese? Spanish?"
"?????? Is this Hao Jian crazy?! How many words does he want to write for a simple apology? Is he writing a book here?!"
The coach kept flipping through the pictures until his hands were sore. It took him half the morning to finish flipping through the first picture.
Then, he wanted to vomit blood because he found that there were 17 more pictures after Hao Jian.
“???????”
With the idea of "I want to see how outrageous you can be", he asked everyone in the team to look for it, and they successfully found a literary work written by Hao Jian about this incident at the back.
Among the poems alone, there are ancient poems, modern poems, pentasyllabic, hexagrammatical, pentasyllabic, hexagrammatical, romantic, realist and modernist poems. There is nothing he can't write, except what you can't imagine.
“???????”
"Crazy... Really crazy! Does this Hao Jian still have any brains?"
…
When Hao Jian opened his eyes again, he found himself on the hot search again.
His 4 million-word masterpiece is now filled with people coming to visit and check in.
#Famous e-sports player publishes 4 million words on actor controversy
#He is anxious, he is anxious
"The complete works of Shakespeare only have 880,000 words. He's worth five Shakespeares. Tell me, is that impressive?"
Netizens were furious in the comments: "He's really good! It makes me cry! It's even translated into various languages. Mr. Hao, why don't you publish a book? You can save the translation money!"
"I'm dying of laughter, hahahahahahahaha. How badly does he want to explain this?"
"I think his name shouldn't be Hao Jian, he should be Hao Ji."
Hao Jian: ???
With trembling hands, he found his Weibo, and then it took him a day to read through it.
What is despair? This is despair.
This time he successfully cleared himself. Everyone felt that he was so anxious because he must have been wronged.
But he also completely cut off his career path.
After all, which team would dare to ask for something so crazy? If something goes wrong, who can withstand the pressure of him writing a 4 million-word book?
After Hao Jian adjusted his mindset and sent his resume to other teams again, he found that none of those teams wanted him.
No matter how much he talked, no one wanted him, not even the village team.
Shu Yan was lying in Yang Tian's house when she received a system prompt.
[Ding! Mission 1: Completed, Merit +10! Number of word changes in reality +2, the number of word changes in this world increased to 5 per day!]
Shu Yan raised her hand: "Okay~"
The second task is to make sure Hao Jian can’t play games and can’t do anything else, as evil will be punished.
Well, this is not difficult. She can just take over Hao Jiangan's duties.
Now that Hao Jian can no longer be a professional player, what career will he pursue?
Shu Yan turned the camera towards him and found that he had set up the camera, ready to become a game anchor.
Okay, that's right.
If the team doesn't want him, he can live stream his games on his own. As long as he's popular, he can make a lot of money.
I have to say that as the male lead, Hao Jian is still very strong.
After trying one last time and failing to get into a decent team, Hao Jian announced that he would switch careers to become a live streamer.
He also played several ranked matches by himself. Without Shu Yan's interference, he performed very well and easily crushed the opponents.
So he felt that he was okay again.
Seven days later, Hao Jian seized on his still-popular popularity and started a livestream.
Shu Yan saw this and fast forwarded to 7 days later.
I saw Hao Jian bought a house these two days. He sat in his room, turned on the camera, and then opened the game.
He has almost no fans now.
Except for a very small number of true fans, everyone in the comment section was laughing at him.
Hao Jian was so angry that his head hurt.
But he couldn't be angry. He wanted to use his powerful record to slap them in the face!
[Hao Jian greeted everyone insincerely, then opened the ranking and started matching.
Soon, he found a match. He chose a jungler as usual and entered the game.
Shu Yan looked at it and added "the whole family" after everyone.
So Hao Jian put on a fake smile and said, "Hello everyone, long time no see. A lot has happened recently. I am very grateful to everyone for their continued support."
"Thank you, I sincerely wish your family a happy reunion in the underworld~"
Then, he opened the ranking game and started matching.
Everyone: ???
Hao Jian didn't look at the comments. He had already turned them off.
He chose a jungler on his own and entered the game.
[At the beginning of the game, Hao Jian walked towards the enemy jungle as usual.
He calculated the damage accurately, and when the enemy jungler was about to kill the red buff, he suddenly ran over, dealt a smite, and then used displacement to jump over the wall and escape.
Shu Yan changed "fast" to "already", changed "jump over the wall" to "ram the wall", and added a "no" before "escape".
The red buff is a buff with a positive effect, and both teams have one. In Hao Jian's imagination, he wants to snatch the enemy's red buff, then move over the wall, escape handsomely, and show off to the opponent.
But the reality was that he waited until the opponent finished destroying the red buff before he slowly walked over and cast a punishment on the air, but he didn't get anything.
Then he moved and hit the wall.
Awkwardly stuck in the enemy jungle.
[Hao Jian was shocked and angry, but there was no time to explain. The opposing jungler had already called his teammates from the middle and bottom lanes over, and the four of them surrounded him.
His skills are still on cooldown, so he can only rely on nimble movement to dodge their skills.
Shu Yan changed her avoidance to collision.