Chapter 230: No cure

Yang Kang didn't even roll away, but instead rushed forward with an excited look on his face.

Hao Jian was so scared that he ran away.

"Ah...what kind of fate is this for me——"

"My dear, you are my destiny~"

"??? Get out, get out——"

"Get into your heart~"

Hao Jian: “….”

He was almost driven to tears.

What kind of fate is this for him...

…

In the end, Hao Jian almost broke his legs while running before he finally got rid of Yang Kang.

He ran back home crying, locked the door twice, and then reluctantly went to sleep.

As a result, he dreamed that Yang Kang was approaching him with a scalpel and laughing wildly. He was so scared that he woke up suddenly and couldn't fall asleep again.

The next day, when he started live streaming again, he had two huge dark circles under his eyes.

The barrage suddenly became joyful again.

Hao Jian suppressed his anger and turned off the barrage, then forced himself to adjust his mentality and opened the game.

He wasn't going to play ranked today. He decided to just use this bronze account to play in matches.

Bronze was the lowest rank. He was a professional player after all, so it was impossible that he couldn't even beat a bunch of bronze losers, right?

[Hao Jian started the match with this beautiful vision.

He still chose a support role and entered the game.

When Shu Yan opened the plot, she saw him following his teammates in the middle lane and fighting the minions in the middle lane.

Bronze players have little structure and just enjoy brawling. Before even reaching level 4, everyone's already gathered in the middle lane and started a brawl.

Hao Jian helped his teammates take several hits, and his health was low. The enemy chased him, and he quickly turned and fled home.

Shu Yan changed turning into flashing, and changed home into enemy.

I saw Hao Jian, who was low on health, being chased by the enemy, with three or four people chasing and beating him.

He fled backwards in panic and was about to run away, but suddenly, he flashed in the opposite direction and jumped into the crowd of enemies.

Kah, he died gloriously.

Hao Jian: “….”

What should I do? I can't even beat the bronze level.

[A dozen seconds later, Hao Jian revived. At this time, his teammates were being hunted by the enemy again.]

The hero he chose this time had an ultimate that could move his teammates within a certain range. He hurried over and moved his teammates towards home.

Shu Yan immediately changed her home into her enemy.

So, just when that unlucky teammate was about to escape, Hao Jian rushed forward and used a big move, throwing him back into the pile of enemies.

teammate:?

Enemies: 6.

Hao Jian's eyes were numb.

He felt like he was used to it.

Every time he reached a critical moment, his operation was not normal. Forget being a technical anchor, now he couldn't even beat the bronze level.

Perhaps his cheat code has worn off. Otherwise, with his previous level, it would have been impossible for him to play like this.

Forget it, let’s just throw it all away.

He should just be a funny anchor. As long as his actions can make the audience laugh, he can also make money, right?

[Hao Jian figured this out and suddenly felt enlightened.

Yes, why does he care so much about technology? Isn't it enough as long as he can make money?

He turned his passive stance into active, showing off his clumsy skills. Looking at the exploding barrage of comments, he wasn't angry anymore, but rather smirked inwardly.

Shu Yan saw it and changed her heart to a mouth, and her smirk to licking feet.

Want to be a comedian? Okay, I'll help you.

So Hao Jian deliberately hit his hands twice, looked at the exploding barrage, and suddenly, bang, he slammed his big feet on the table, then stretched out a big tongue and began to wash his own feet.

Everyone was stunned.

Hao Jian's expression was one of terror. He tried hard to raise his head, but he couldn't.

No, no, what is he doing, ugh, so poisonous, ugh!!!

After finally washing his feet, Hao Jian almost felt like he was poisoning himself to death.

"Ah, burp—" He vomited directly.

Shu Yan immediately changed hiccups into "It smells good" and vomiting into laughter.

So after Hao Jian finished washing his feet, he suddenly smiled with an intoxicated look on his face.

"Ah, it smells so good~~"

Everyone: ∑(дlll)

Hao Jian came to his senses, saw his bare feet, and was stunned for half a minute.

Shu Yan changed "see" to "use" and "da" to "slap" as in "slap".

Then, Hao Jian came to his senses, suddenly bent his feet hard, and slapped himself in the face.

Pop, the sound is quite crisp.

He fanned it non-stop, enjoying himself very much.

Everyone in front of the camera was stunned.

…

When Hao Jian came to his senses again, his account had been blocked because his behavior was too strange and violated public order and morality.

And he was on the hot search again, and got a friendly new name.

Hao Xiang.

Hao Jian: “….”

Hao Jian ran to the toilet and vomited for three days and three nights.

After coming out of the toilet, he went straight to the mental hospital.

He couldn't stand it anymore, he couldn't stand it anymore.

He had to get his brain checked. He felt that he was seriously ill and would be incurable if he didn't get treatment.

However, he didn't know that this was just the beginning of his misfortune.

Hao Jian thought of Yang Kang's nervous behavior and chose to avoid Yang Kang's hospital and go to the city's public hospital.

Shu Yan changed "avoid" to "go", and added a "didn't" in front of "went".

So Hao Jian rushed to Yang Kang's hospital in panic.