【Hilarious Brainstorming + Transmigration + Plot Modification + Strong Female Lead + No CP】This novel is crazy, guaranteed to blow your mind (originally titled "I Relied on Changing the Plo...
Chapter 245 The Worst Electric Car in History
Soon, the group arrived at the police station.
They didn't say anything, just kept rushing in.
The policemen in the police station didn't have any loofah. But in the cafeteria, the cafeteria auntie was carrying a bucket of loofah and preparing to cut it.
These people walked towards the cafeteria.
Since the front was where everyone was doing their work, no one stopped them when they walked past. It was not until they started walking towards the cafeteria that someone came over with a frown.
"Stop, where are you going?"
But these old men and women did not answer and just kept rushing forward.
"Old man Zhang, where are we going?" one of them asked in fear while running involuntarily.
"I don't know!" Old Man Zhang replied in horror, "I just feel like there's a loofah over there calling me!"
A group of old men and women ran faster than cockroaches. They rushed into the cafeteria and swarmed into the kitchen.
"Hey, hey, hey? What are you doing? Who are you?" the kitchen aunt screamed.
However, this group of people ignored her, pushed the aunt away, snatched two loofahs from the bucket, and held them in their arms.
Then they turned and ran without saying anything.
The aunt followed out with a black question mark face.
"What are you doing? No, you ran to the police station cafeteria just to grab a loofah? Stop!"
"Hey, hey, catch them! They stole the loofahs from the cafeteria!"
In the front hall, the common people were doing their work when a group of old ladies and old men suddenly rushed out, each holding two loofahs.
Behind me, the aunt and the police shouted: "Catch them, they are melon thieves!"
Everyone was stunned.
"??? You came all the way to the police station just to steal two loofahs?"
"ill?"
"Life is stressful, do you want to eat free meals?"
I saw these old guys running very fast, carrying the stolen goods and running for their lives, and they ran out of the police station in a moment.
Everyone: “….”
Are you working so hard just for two loofahs?
…
Soon, the police arrested all six melon thieves.
At that time, four people successfully escaped back home with the help of the plot. One of them even started making loofah soup, but was arrested by the police along with the soup.
There were three others who were standing blankly at their doorsteps, probably thinking about life, and were also taken away by the police.
The remaining two were caught by the police before they could escape from the police station.
But because their story was not over yet, they cried and screamed and refused to return the two loofahs even if they died.
Everyone in the police station was speechless, and they all agreed that these two people were probably mentally ill.
So they contacted their families and asked them to take them to a mental hospital. As for the two loofahs, they just gave them away.
There's nothing they can do about it. These days, there are all kinds of crazy people. If they hadn't encountered it themselves, they would never have believed it.
So the two were taken home.
The amazing thing is that they were no longer shaken as soon as they got home, and they even pulled their family members over to ask them what happened.
But in the eyes of their family, this only made them look even more crazy. Are you kidding me? This is a classic symptom of amnesia in a psychotic episode. Send him to the hospital immediately.
It just so happened that these two people were the ones who bullied the old lady the most. They were forcibly taken to a mental hospital and stayed there for more than half a year, and no matter how much they cried, it was useless.
Another group of four people robbed melons, and one of them was imprisoned for 14 days and fined 1,000 yuan.
But that wasn't the most painful thing. The most painful thing was opening my phone and seeing, wow, they were all famous.
#Reverse Tiangang! Six people from County A went to the police station to steal loofahs
#They also fought hard to eat a piece of melon
#Is this the highest level of eating melons?
#Do thieves nowadays also work so hard?
14 days later, the four people came out and found that they had all been fired from their jobs and people around them looked at them strangely.
After all, these people had to go to the police station to steal a loofah. They are not in their right minds. Who knows what they will do next time.
It’s better to stay away from them.
Now, these people who bullied others all day finally felt isolated. They didn't dare to steal things anymore. After all, they had a criminal record, and if they called the police, they might get arrested again.
[Ding! Bad thing 7 has been successfully prevented, merit +5! Merit in this world: 41.]
Shu Yan smiled: "Nice."
It was already afternoon. She had no chance to change the words, so she quit the story.
The next day, when she came in again, she found herself sitting on the big tree outside the heroine's school again.
The original owner lived nearby and had nothing to do every day so he would look for fun to watch.
When Shu Yan jumped down from the tree, she saw that it was time to go home from school and a large group of students were pouring out of the school gate.
The heroine Xie Ya walked in the crowd with a schoolbag on her back, and the sunlight shone through her light and loose hair.
A boy pointed at her and laughed, "Xie Ya, you're trying to snatch everything from me. You snatched me from the student council position in the first year of high school, and you snatched me from the ranking in the second year of high school. Tell me, are you trying to snatch everything from me?"
Xie Ya's eyes reflected the light and shadows in the sky. She also smiled: "What's wrong with me snatching it? Wang Yang, you can't snatch it from me."
"You," Wang Yang pointed at her, paused, gritted his teeth, shook his head, and walked away with a smile.
"Hey, is this the male lead?" Shu Yan, who was watching the show on the side, poked the system curiously.
【I guess so.】
"Why is it called considered?"
[Well, strictly speaking, there is no male protagonist in this world. Yanyan, you will see it when the time comes.]
"All right."
Shu Yan stopped thinking about it and asked the system to search for bad things.
The system searched and beeped.
[Damn, bad thing 8: A group of hooligans in the alley outside the school, with a little money, tried to cheat a high school girl.]
Shu Yan shook her head and followed the system to the alley.
I saw a few tattooed yellow-haired guys standing on the street corner, smoking cigarettes and squinting at the girls passing by.
[Soon, a little girl caught their eye.]
[So one of the thugs, who looked friendly, came forward, approached the girl, pretended to be lost, asked her for directions, and then asked her to lead the way.]
Shu Yan looked around and found that there were many electric bikes in this alley.
So she thought about changing the girl's car into an electric car.
Soon, this group of yellow-haired guys fell in love with a pretty little girl.
"Lao Da, you look like a good person. Why don't you go ask her for directions so that we can have a chance to be alone with her?" one of the thugs suggested.
The boss thought it made sense.
So the boss straightened his appearance, looked honest and attentive, and walked towards an empty electric bike under the expectant gazes of the gangsters.
"? Lao Da, where are you going? You're going the wrong way, Lao Da!" The gangster was surprised.
"Lao Da, Lao Da? Lao Da, that girl is over here!"
However, the boss didn't react. He patted the electric car politely and said, "Hello, little sister~"
The electric car did not respond at all.
The eldest brother was puzzled: "Hello, little classmate, why don't you speak?"
The electric car was silent.
"Classmate, this is what happened. I'm lost. Can you show me the way?" The eldest brother asked again with a suppressed look on his face.
"Classmate, classmate? Speak up!"
"Classmate, are you mute? Speak?"
"Fuck you, talk to me!" The boss became increasingly angry.
"Fuck it, are you going to tell the truth or not?" the boss was furious.
Bang! The boss was so angry that he kicked the electric scooter over and started punching and kicking it: "F*cking shameless little bitch! Are you going to tell me or not? Are you going to tell me or not?!"
The gang: ????? ????