【Hilarious Brainstorming + Transmigration + Plot Modification + Strong Female Lead + No CP】This novel is crazy, guaranteed to blow your mind (originally titled "I Relied on Changing the Plo...
Chapter 280 Oh, woman, are you so eager to please me?
Si Jianhuo's mouth corners slowly turned up. He opened the address book and was about to make a call when bang.
His father came back and gave him a slap in the face.
"Evil son!" Father Si pointed at him, panting. "It's fine if you don't want to marry Ye Tong, but you actually made so many jokes and called me wife. What do you mean? Huh?"
The wedding just ended in a bad mood, and he immediately asked his confidants to remove the trending search and suppress the news, but the anger in his heart was still burning more and more.
Old Si had lost all his face in this life. His own son actually called him "wife" in public!
Or screaming while standing upside down!
"You son of a bitch—you're over 30 and you don't even have a child. Is it wrong for me to ask you to get married? Huh? Not only did you not get married, but you also made such a big fool of yourself. I simply—"
Father Si was so angry that he kicked Si Jianhuo seventeen or eighteen times in the heart.
"Did Ye Tong agree to come back?"
Si Jianhuo rolled on the ground in pain: "No, no..."
Bang! Father Si kicked him again. "You can't even do this, you loser! I'm telling you, get her within three days, or I'll skin you alive!"
Father Si left after saying this.
Si Jianhuo howled in pain on the ground.
"Ah, damn it! Ye Tong—just wait for me—"
…
Half an hour later, Si Jianhuo, whose nose and eyes were crooked from the beating, took medicine and leaned back on the bed to rest. He did not forget to call his subordinates: "You, hurry up and prepare, I want to kidnap someone! Humph, dare to disobey me, I will see how many lives she has left."
Si Jianhuo ordered his subordinates to tie Ye Tong up and bring him to him at night.
It just so happened that she could redeem the number of times once today, so Shu Yan smiled, changed Ye Tong to Si Fu, and added a "da" after "lai".
The day passed quickly.
At night.
Si Jianhuo sat on the bed and calmly ordered his confidant: "Go, tie up my father and beat him up!"
"yes!"
The confidants were all loyal to Si Jianhuo himself. Although it was a bit strange, they still went there loyally.
At this time, Si's father was in the other courtyard, playing Eagle Catches Chicken with his little lover.
"Wow! Little girl, I'm going to make sure you don't get out of bed tonight, hehe~"
Just as Si's father was about to strike back, there was a sudden commotion, and the bodyguards were frantically shouting outside: "Oh no, sir, a group of masked men are rushing in—"
Bang, the door was kicked open, and before Mr. Si could say anything, he was dragged away by a group of big men.
"Ah!" He was shocked and angry: "Fuck, who are you, who are you, let go of me——"
However, he came quietly and brought few people with him, so no matter how he struggled, it was useless.
An hour later.
With a snap, Father Si was tied up and taken out, dragged into the mansion, and thrown to the ground.
He raised his head in fear and anger, but froze.
Isn’t the man sitting on the mahogany chair the Haodaer whom he had just repaired during the day?
"Si Jianhuo, you..."
"You've brought the person?" Si Jianhuo ignored him, his face full of arrogance: "Beat him up!"
"??? What did you say, son of a bitch?" Father Si was furious: "You dare to hit your father——"
Before he could even raise his hand, he was kicked away by Si Jianhuo's men.
"Ah-Turtle...ah!"
"Stop! Ah... you fucking stop, ah! Si! Jian! Huo——"
"Son of a bitch—I'm going to kill you, ah—"
Ten minutes later, Mr. Si was beaten to the ground by his good son's men, with his head bleeding.
"Puff..." Father Si spat out a mouthful of blood, his fists banging in anger, "Son of a bitch, you dare to hit your father, you are rebelling against heaven!"
Si Jianhuo's body trembled, and he finally reacted.
"Shake! Dad, why is it you?"
Where is Ye Tong? ?
"Oh, just keep pretending, you bastard!" Father Si sneered and called his confidant: "Call my 20 most elite men over here, it's time to stretch our muscles!"
This bastard, I just beat him up during the day, and he dared to send people to drag me out and beat me up at night. He is really rebelling!
He has grown wings, hasn't he? He even dares to hit his father. If I don't punish him, he won't know who his father is!
So next, Si Jianhuo’s ghostly howlings were heard throughout Si Shao’s mansion.
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Si Jianhuo howled all night.
Ah...it hurts——
He had been pampered all his life, but now he was beaten twice because of Ye Tong...
Even his trusted thugs were taken away by my father...
"Ye Tong, hello, I'm doing very well..."
He gritted his teeth and said, "You are the first one who dares to provoke me like this!"
When Shu Yan woke up, she found that she had been promoted to personal secretary by the domineering boss.
"Yoho, what's going on?"
[Ahem.] The system said: [Yanyan, the boss failed to kidnap you, so he decided to deal with you in a different way. That is to make you a secretary that he can humiliate at any time.]
"Spend money to humiliate me?" Shu Yan felt nothing in her heart.
As expected, he is a domineering CEO, his brain is different from others.
"Since he was beaten, he won't ask me to go to work these days, right?"
Shu Yanmei lay down and continued to sleep.
Si Jianhuo was recuperating at home and did not look for her.
A few days passed like this, Si Jianhuo's injury healed, and Shu Yan started to go back to work.
On the first day at work, the boss started to make trouble.
"Ye Tong! I want to drink water. Pour me a glass of 37.8 degrees Celsius purified water!"
"Remember, it has to be 37.8 degrees, not a bit higher or lower, and it has to be slightly sweet, with a hint of sweetness and a hint of sweetness. If anything is wrong, I'll skin you alive!"
Shu Yan sneered, agreed to go out, took his cup and went to the toilet to scoop a glass of water.
"President, the water you requested."
Si Jianhuo took it and looked at her complacently.
Humph, this little thing, is he scared now?
Since you were so determined to break off the engagement back then, don’t you have to serve him well now?
In the past two days, the Si family has made great efforts to suppress the rumors of that day, but has not yet made any statement on the direction of this marriage.
If Ye Tong behaved well, he wouldn't mind putting aside past grudges and keeping her by his side as a canary for fun, for the sake of the fetus in her belly.
However, she should forget about the position of young lady, as she is not worthy of it.
He took a sip of the water in his hand and raised his eyebrows in surprise.
Why is this water slightly fragrant?
He took another sip and savored it carefully, and it was true.
The water tasted strange, with an indescribable fragrance. He had never tasted water with such a taste before!
"Heh... woman." He raised his eyebrows frivolously: "Are you so eager to please me?"
The corners of Shu Yan's mouth twitched.
Before he could say anything, a woman suddenly appeared at the door, her face full of surprise: "Oh my God, President, that's, that's..."
"That's toilet water, President!"
"What?!" Si Jianhuo's whole body froze!
"Boss, it's true. I went to the restroom just now and saw her scooping water from the toilet with your cup..." The woman's voice trembled: "Boss, you wouldn't drink it...drank it?"
Si Jianhuo: “???!!!”
"Ye-Tong!! How dare you--how dare you--"
How dare she—how dare she give him water from the toilet?!
He had just thought that this was some new kind of water she had brought. Damn it—
How dare she—
Si Jianhuo felt his stomach churning, and he was so angry that he immediately doubled over and vomited everything. He felt like killing someone.
Shu Yan laughed loudly, changing vomiting to drinking, and killing people to drinking again.