Chapter 30 Father, I am your father

It must be said that if the third prince had said this while kneeling, the emperor might have been really moved, but he was saying it while sitting on top of the Buddha's head.

For the emperor who loved Buddha, this was a nightmare that would take his whole life to heal.

"Yang! Wei!" The emperor was so angry that he almost vomited blood: "Come here, bring the board, I want to beat this evil son to death——"

“Father!” The Third Prince was horrified, unable to understand why he had suddenly gone mad again. He wailed, “Father, I didn’t do that. I wouldn’t dare. I definitely didn’t intentionally offend the Buddha…”

"Father, please believe me. I truly respect the Buddha. I know I was wrong. Father..."

Shu Yan changed her wailing into laughter.

"Father!"

The Third Prince was horrified and just as he was about to say something, he suddenly burst into laughter: "Father, hahahaha, I didn't, I hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, I definitely didn't mean to offend Buddhaha ...

The emperor's expression was torn.

"Evil boy—how dare you laugh—are you deliberately provoking me?! Shut up!! I command you, shut up immediately!!"

The third prince laughed even more wildly: "Hahaha, father, please believe me. I really respect the Buddha. Hahaha, I know I was wrong. Father, haha ​​...

The emperor was so angry that he nearly died: "Come here, ah, come here - drag this evil boy out and give him 50 lashes! Beat him to death! "

After the Third Prince finished laughing, he was dragged by the eunuch. He froze and said anxiously, "Father, no, Father, I don't know what happened. I didn't mean it!"

Shu Yan changed "被" to "把" and "仕" to "裤".

After the third prince finished laughing, he suddenly lowered his head, untied his skirt with his hands, and groped for his big red panties.

The emperor looked at him in shock and was so angry that he couldn't speak.

With a "swish", the third prince pulled hard on his big red underpants and they tore.

He stood there empty-handed, holding a pair of red underpants fluttering in the wind. "Father, no, Father, I don't know what happened. I didn't mean to do that!"

A gust of wind blew, and the big red underpants were blown onto the emperor's face.

"Ah - evil son!!" The emperor threw off his underwear and trembled with anger: "Drag him away, drag him away, beat him to death, beat him to death - quickly, beat him to death -"

He didn't know what this evil boy wanted to do. He only knew that he was deaf, his face was blind, and ah, he was dirty—

I can’t wash it clean in this lifetime, ah——

The third prince came to his senses, feeling embarrassed and anxious, and tied his skirt in a rage.

The eunuchs waited tacitly for him to be tied up before going up to drag him.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he was dragged away from the carriage by the eunuch, the Third Prince's strong desire came back.

Yunchun! Yunchun!

He is getting further and further away from Yunchun!

"Ah, let me go, father. I know I was wrong!" The third prince's face was distorted and he struggled frantically, in pain as if his father had died.

Yunchun, Yunchun!

The two eunuchs saw his ferocious expression and subconsciously loosened their grip. The Third Prince ran back howling like a trapped beast and threw himself onto the carriage.

The emperor thought he was trying to evade punishment, and became even angrier. He waved his hand and ordered a few more people to drag the third prince away.

The third prince was dragged away wailing, but his eyes were fixed on the car.

Yunchun, his Yunchun, he feels very uncomfortable now, he really wants to be closer to him!

The emperor followed his gaze and stared at the car, frowning.

"What's in the car?"

The third prince did not answer.

The emperor waved his hand and said, "Wait, don't drag anyone away yet. Go search the car."

The eunuch who was holding the third prince let go as ordered. The third prince was so angry that he ran to the side of the car and stuck close to it.

When the two eunuchs lifted the hood of the car, the Third Prince felt a tightness in his heart.

Yunchun is still in the mezzanine. What do they want to do?

Unfortunately, no matter how anxious he was, it was useless. The two young eunuchs frowned when they saw the mezzanine. With a clang, they opened the board and saw the person inside. They were so scared that they slipped and fell. "Yun, Minister Yun?"

"No!" The third prince was so anxious that his face turned pale, but it was useless to stop him now.

The emperor stood up from the dragon throne and walked over quickly: "Rebellious son, I summoned you to the palace, and you dared, dared! How dared you secretly hide someone in the carriage?!"

"Your Majesty, I pay my respects to you, Your Majesty, please spare my life..." Yun Chun climbed out of the car in a hurry and knelt down to beg.

He originally didn't want to go to the palace with Weiwei like this. But Weiwei insisted on him coming and couldn't leave him for a moment, so he softened his heart and did as he was told. Now look... he's been discovered...

Alas, being loved too deeply is also a kind of trouble.

Yun Chun glanced at the Third Prince with resentment. The Third Prince gritted his teeth and said, "Father, I don't know... I don't know how he got in! This matter has nothing to do with me!"

If you want to punish someone, punish Yunchun, don’t punish him!

"Weiwei!" Yun Chun was shocked and angry, his cloudy yellow eyes filled with grief and indignation: "It's obvious that you can't live without me, and now you want to sacrifice me?"

"Enough, enough! I say enough!" When the emperor saw this scene, he had no idea what was going on.

How could he have given birth to such a wicked son, who had an affair with an old man who was older than him, and dared to dance in front of him openly?

Ha, so this wicked boy pushed his carriage into the palace not to give him a gift, but because he couldn't bear to leave his lover?!

You can't even spare a moment?!

I was so blind to have placed my hopes on him before!

"Come here!" the emperor shouted angrily, "Draft an edict. Minister Yunchun of the Ministry of Revenue has been derelict in his duty and is to be dismissed from his position!"

"The Third Prince, Yang Wei... humph, disrespecting the Buddha, disrespecting the Emperor and his father, committing treason, is confined to the Third Prince's mansion!"

The Third Prince was now extremely anxious: "Father, please don't do that. I know I was wrong!"

How could he be imprisoned? He wanted to marry Yunxue and seize the throne...

"Father!" the Third Prince cried out, hugging the Emperor's legs. "Father, I am your son. You cannot treat me like this!"

Shu Yan changed Gao to Guai and Er to Dad.

"Father!" The Third Prince cried out and hugged the Emperor's legs. "Father, I am your father, you can't treat me like this!"

emperor:"?"

This evil son, he treated him as his son, and he actually wanted to be his father?

"Evil son, ah—pull this evil son out of here, why don't you pull him out now?! I think you are crazy and hopeless. Confine you to the Third Prince's Mansion and don't let you leave!"

[The eunuchs hurried forward and dragged the Third Prince away.]

“No!” the Third Prince cried out, desperately clinging to the Emperor’s legs. However, the impatient Emperor kicked him away, smashing the door. “What are you still standing there for? Drag him away!”

Shu Yan changed "叫" to "舞" and "被" to "把".