【Hilarious Brainstorming + Transmigration + Plot Modification + Strong Female Lead + No CP】This novel is crazy, guaranteed to blow your mind (originally titled "I Relied on Changing the Plo...
Chapter 53 Zhang Yaozu Becomes a Sandbag
Niu Tiechui, Zhang Fugui, Wang Xiang and others brought a group of hooligans and asked questions everywhere on the street.
Originally, some people had seen Zhang Zhaodi and her sister staying in a hotel, but when Niu Tiechui asked, people suddenly realized that they had not seen them.
So a group of people asked around the town, but no one knew where Zhang Zhaodi and her sister were.
"Damn it!" Zhang Fugui was furious. "Where on earth are these two damn girls hiding?"
"Got it!" Wang Xiang clapped her hands: "We can go--"
"Funeral home!" Niu Tiechui shouted.
So a group of people, some with weapons and some with hoes, rushed towards the funeral home in a menacing manner.
funeral parlor.
In the morgue, new bodies were brought in and old bodies were prepared for cremation. Everyone was working nervously and busily.
"Report, report, something bad has happened, someone is causing trouble!"
There was a commotion, and before anyone could react, Niu Tiechui and Zhang Fugui rushed in with their men, waving clubs.
"Give my daughter back to me, give my daughter back to me!" Wang Xiang's cries were deafening. "Zhang Zhaodi, my parents are here, why don't you come out?"
"Hello, hello?" Everyone was shocked. "Who are you looking for? Let's talk it over!"
"Hey, hey, hey," several receptionists followed over, their faces grim. "This is the morgue. Can you please go outside and talk if you have anything to say?"
Wang Xiang couldn't hear these words. Driven by the plot, she only knew that Zhang Zhaodi was here and that the funeral home wouldn't let her go. She immediately plopped down on the floor and said, "Where's my daughter? Call her out, or you won't let me go!"
"There are dead bodies here, what should we shout? Was your daughter also sent here for cremation?"
"You're bullshitting!" Wang Xiang jumped up. "You're the one getting cremated, your whole family! My daughter lives here with you, can't we even see her? How much money did Zhang Zhaodi give you?"
Everyone in the funeral home looked at each other, and one person suppressed his anger and asked, "What's your daughter's name?"
"Zhang Zhaodi! Tell her to get out!"
Everyone checked and said, "No, no, there is no deceased person named Zhang Zhaodi here."
Zhang Fugui slammed his hammer on the floor. "Fuck you! Who told you to keep calling her dead? Our Zhaodi isn't dead. She just got married yesterday!"
"She's not dead, so why are you looking for her in the morgue? Are you sick?"
Niu Tiechui and Zhang Fugui looked at each other and picked up their weapons: "Damn it, how dare you protect Zhang Zhaodi? Beat him!"
"Damn, are you crazy?" Everyone was stunned: "A bunch of psychos, call security, call security!"
"Stop it! That's a freezer! Stop it or I'll call the police!"
Everyone was angry and incredulous, and quickly called security.
As soon as the security guard arrived, Niu Tiechui raised his arm and shouted, and the two sides immediately started fighting in the morgue.
At that moment, a deceased person was being wheeled out for cremation. The stretcher was parked in the morgue. Wang Xiang let out a loud cry and plopped down on the stretcher belonging to the unfortunate individual.
"What a sin... My own daughter doesn't even want to see me! Zhang Zhaodi, your mother is here! Why don't you come and see her!"
Bang! Zhang Fugui swung his club and accidentally hit Wang Xiang. Panic-stricken, Wang Xiang grabbed the dead man's feet tightly and dragged him to the ground, rolling around in each other's arms.
Everyone's pupils trembled.
Very good, this world has finally become crazy and I can’t understand it.
......
The incident in which Zhang Fugui and others caused a disturbance at the funeral home ended with a settlement between the two parties, with Zhang Fugui and others agreeing to pay a large sum of money to the family of the deceased and the funeral home.
Before leaving, they knelt in a row and kowtowed three times to the dead bodies in the morgue.
There was no other way. The police were called and if they didn't kowtow and pay compensation, they would have to go to jail.
Niu Tiechui and the gangsters didn't care, but how could Zhang Fugui and Wang Xiang bear to let Yaozu lose the qualification to take the civil service exam?
"waste!"
After walking out of the funeral home, Niu Tiechui slapped Zhang Fugui in the face.
Zhang Fugui and Wang Xiang had no words to express their grievances.
Crazy, really crazy, how could they do such an unbelievable thing?
Now Zhaodi can’t be found, and Yaozu is still being held at Niu Tiechui’s house. What should I do? What should I do?
Niu Tiechui told them the answer: "If Zhang Zhaodi can't be found, you have to return the betrothal gift to me! 200,000 yuan, it's not enough for a breakup! And today's compensation, all of it will be paid by you!"
"Hammer!" Zhang Fugui suddenly became anxious.
The 200,000 yuan was burned, where would they get the money to pay him back as a betrothal gift?
"Humph!" Niu Tiechui said gloomily, "I don't care if you burned it or not. You took the money from me. If you didn't keep it safe, that's your own fault!"
"Within seven days, either refund the money or restock the goods! Otherwise, see how I deal with your son!"
After saying that, Niu Tiechui waved his hand and left with his brothers.
"What should I do, Wang Xiang? What should I do?" Zhang Fugui was extremely anxious.
Wang Xiang's face turned pale as she recalled certain scenes over and over again, muttering, "I actually hugged a dead person. Ah, Fugui, I'm so scared..."
"What are you afraid of?" Zhang Fugui was furious. "You still have the time to be afraid now. What should we do? You..."
"Hah!" Before she could finish her words, Wang Xiang's stomach churned and she vomited in his face.
"Ah—bitch, I'll beat you to death!"
The two men started fighting again on the roadside.
Coincidentally, Niu Tiechui returned home, opened the room where Zhang Yaozu was locked up, and beat Zhang Yaozu up.
The Zhang family had made him work for nothing for so long, so how could he possibly let Zhang Yaozu off? Anyway, Zhang Fugui couldn't raise 200,000 yuan in a short period of time, so Zhang Yaozu was just a free punching bag.
An hour later, Zhang Yaozu made a video call to his parents, and the three pig-faced people held hands and looked at each other with tears in their eyes.
"Mom! Please come and save me!" Zhang Yaozu cried loudly: "This Niu Tiechui hits people, he hits me! I am so miserable, I can't live through this rotten life for even one more day!"
As a result, he received even more devastating news. Not only could Zhang Zhaodi not be found, but the 200,000 yuan betrothal gift was also burned by his parents.
"Mom, Dad, what should I do?" Zhang Yaozu cried even louder: "He beat me! Why did you choose such a villain as a husband for Zhang Zhaodi?"
"Uh," Wang Xiang and his wife looked at each other through their pig-headed faces and kindly reminded him, "Son, it was you who recommended Niu Tiechui to us. You said that no one wanted Niu Tiechui because he was too bad, so the bride price would be high."
“…”
Zhang Yaozu started crying again: "What should I do? Please rescue me!"
Wang Xiang and his wife were also desperate.
Niu Tiechui was specially picked at the beginning. Who would have thought that Niu Tiechui, this smelly, hard and stinky stone, would now be hitting them?
If they call the police now, Niu Tiechui's crime does not deserve the death penalty. But when Niu Tiechui is released from prison, if he hacks them to death, where will they go to complain?
I can't get the money out, and I can't find Zhang Zhaodi. What should I do?
[Suddenly, a bold idea came to Zhang Yaozu.
Didn't Niu Tiechui just want to buy a wife to carry on the family line? There's more than just Zhang Zhaodi in their family, so if he gave his mother to Niu Tiechui, wouldn't that be just as well?
Shu Yan followed the plot closely. When she saw this, she was disgusted by Zhang Yaozu's shamelessness again. Then, she changed the word "surge" to "say".