Chapter 44: Elastic Cleanliness

It's obviously too late.

Forget it, just wash the gourds, and then he will outsource the job when the time comes.

There will always be brave men when there is a big reward, hmm.

The staff and guests watched Qi Gu put such a big head into the narrow gourd at his waist. They felt that their three views were crushed in an instant. Although they didn't say anything for a while, they all stared at Qi Gu's gourd, as if they could figure out something from this.

Pubg Gesang had never seen such a convenient magic tool and could not help but take a few more glances at it - the Alien Management Bureau used a high-tech box with a very complicated operating procedure to trap ghosts, and if one was not careful, it would suck in the souls of his colleagues as well, which was very unintelligent.

Once when he was on a business trip, he accidentally made a mistake in operation and sucked Lin Hanzhi into the ghost box. Unfortunately, the ghost caught inside was still covered with green secretions, which were very sticky... When Lin Hanzhi came out covered with wet mucus, Pubugesang apologized in fear, but in the end he was punished by having his performance deducted and was forced to sweep toilets for half a year.

From then on, Pubugesang kept his distance from the big devil Lin Hanzhi.

If we could ask Qi Gu to borrow this gourd and let the technical department study it, maybe we could develop a more stable ghost box.

Pubugesang thought so and looked at Qi Gu with a passionate look.

Only Lin Hanzhi's face was as white as snow, as if the moonlight was shining on his cheeks. He tried his best to suppress the strange color on his face, but he still couldn't control his excitement. His fingertips trembled as he pointed at the gourd: "...If I remember correctly, the medicine you gave me just now was poured out of this gourd."

Qi Gu was shocked to see his face so pale, and thought he was frightened by the drunkard.

Then I heard him questioning, and then I realized that this person must have mysophobia.

On the side, Pubugesang almost got furious when he heard the familiar keywords.

Mysophobia! It was because of Lin Hanzhi's damn mysophobia that he was punished to clean the toilet for half a year!

Qi Gu was in big trouble now, as he actually used the medicine poured out from that dirty gourd to apply on the devil's wound!

Phub Gesang silently shed tears of sympathy for him.

Lin Hanzhi seemed to be extremely aggrieved. He bit his lips tightly, and tears were dotted on his thick and long eyelashes, about to fall, like crystal dewdrops between young leaves in the early morning. He looked at Qi Gu like this.

Qi Gu felt guilty for a moment: "...I'm sorry, but I cleaned the gourd before using it to hold the medicine, so you can rest assured."

In other words, it had indeed been used to hold other ghosts before.

Lin Hanzhi's face turned pale. He suddenly squatted down and wiped the pill clean with a wet towel. He did not stop until the pale skin on his ankle was rubbed into red.

Seeing him like this, Qi Gu guessed that his mysophobia must be quite serious... But is his mysophobia so serious? Why do you always walk close to me?

Is it because fear of ghosts takes precedence over mysophobia?

If this is the case, Lin Hanzhi's bad complexion might be because he felt that there had been a ghost in the gourd, and the pill was contaminated with evil spirits.

Qi Gu thought so and felt even more guilty. "I really washed the gourd clean, several times."

Pubugesang: Watchingjpg.

There was clear stupidity in Mu Xingchen's eyes:?

Just when Phubugesang thought that Lin Hanzhi stood up and was going to teach Qi Gu a lesson he would never forget, the man turned pale and said in a weak voice: "It's better not to happen again."

Qi Gu nodded, his expression firm: "Don't worry."

Phub Gesang:? ? ?

Phub Gesang:! ! !

That's not what you said last time!

How can there be a best before a next time?

So if there is a next time, you will still be able to endure it, right?

Phubugesang feels that despite his young age, his blood pressure is now comparable to that of his grandfather who is in his seventies.

Pubugesang couldn't help but think of the last time in his mind when Qi Gu publicly refused the Great Devil's offer to send him home, but the Great Devil didn't get angry. Instead, he smiled at him good-temperedly.

This time too... Did Qi Gu save the Great Devil's life?

Otherwise, he really couldn't guess why the big devil treated Qi Gu like this.

The boy's face was solemn, his short hands supporting his round chin as he pondered, trying to restore the truth of the matter.

When Mu Xingchen saw his expression, he was shocked: "What's wrong?"

"I'm thinking about something important that affects my career. Please be quiet for a moment." The eight-year-old Phub Gesang looked solemn.

Mu Xingchen:?

Uh, who is the one with the second-year syndrome?

[It’s so funny, the drunkard’s teeth were all knocked out, Qi Gu you are so wicked]

[Help, I thought it would be scary, but it's so humorous...]

[Okay, just bring Wangzai milk and you can become my disciple, right? I will send a car to Fu'ai Temple someday.]

[No, who would use Wangzai milk as a gift for apprenticeship... And Qi Gu asked Mu Xingchen to become his apprentice just to trick people into working, hahaha]

[Teacher Qi, our child Zi Han who has obsessive-compulsive disorder seems to be about to break apart. Do you have any clue? 】

【God damn Zi Han...】

[No, amateur brother, aren’t you being too lenient with him? Are you forgiven so easily? Last time, I accidentally dropped my snot on my mysophobic friend, and she was so angry that she didn’t reply to my messages for a month! 】

[Xiao Hai Ge and Mu Xingchen are a pair of partners with equal intelligence and similar levels of Chuunibyou. I am dying of laughter.]

[What the kid said made me hallucinate: Oh my god, this might affect my career! 】

What career path? Was I the school captain in the first grade of elementary school? Hahahahaha]

[It’s not the barrage, you guys… you guys turned a good horror show into a comedy]

[Actually, I’m just using nonsense to cover up my fear. This drunkard looks so damn scary. If this game were played normally without Qi Gu, I can’t even imagine how terrifying it would be.]

[I am going to share this variety show case with my friend right now. She originally wanted to watch it but was afraid of ghosts. Now that Qi Gu has a stable output, she feels safe.]

…

Hot search on Weibo.

Top1: Qi Gu Drunkard Game.

Top2: Shachuan’s ex-girlfriend.

Top3: Brother with a child: Oh my god, this may affect my career!

Top4: Elastic mysophobia. You are the only one with mysophobia, right?

The masses who did not know the truth looked at this series of incomprehensible hot searches with confused eyes, thinking that they had only not been on Weibo for a few days, so why did they feel like they had been out of touch with society for a long time.

This hot search is really incomprehensible.

Then I clicked on the hot search and started to make up for the lessons from the beginning.

The number one trending search was a scene where a handsome boy used a gourd to collect a unique and distinctive evil spirit into the gourd.

Netizens' comments: [The special effects are good, the artist deserves a thumbs up, I'll give it a kick when the show airs]

Then I clicked on the second one: [Ah? What about seeing a dead ex-girlfriend in the water? Is this the same TV show as the trending search above?]

The third one: [hahahahahahaha]

Fourth one: [To be honest, if I’m the one who’s crushing him, I can be flexible with my cleanliness obsession… Wait, why are both of them men?]

[Forget it, two men on top of each other is more exciting!] 】

Passerby A replied to the top four trending searches as if he was marking homework, and was about to check the current affairs when he found that his reply and like pages had exploded, with many @ him and replies to him.

Passerby A's heart skipped a beat and he thought, Oh no, maybe I said something wrong and I'm going to be criticized online?

Thinking of this, he clicked on the message page with his heart pounding.