Chapter 72 Miao Yue

[Wouldn’t it be okay if you didn’t fish?] 】

[It’s so funny. If he could resist fishing, he wouldn’t be haunted by ghosts.]

[+1, you might as well kill the fisherman instead of telling him to stop fishing. Why should I know that? Of course, because I am also a fisherman, and as we all know, we fishermen are everywhere.]

[Apart from anything else, it is true that fishermen are everywhere. I have seen many fishermen gathered under the bridge piers, and I still don’t understand how they got there.]

[It’s very simple, first this and that, then this…]

[Thank you, kind person. I have learned nothing.]

[…Can you please stop playing the fishing guy joke? OK 】

The fisherman was absolutely disappointed as he looked at this group of stupid netizens.

Is it true that he will never be able to fish again in his life?

The other two brothers who lived with him in the fishing cabin also wailed at the same time, as if they had lost their parents.

After reading the whole story, Qi Gu was speechless: "..."

[Qi Gu Gu Gu Gu (abbot of Fu'ai Temple): Please send me your address privately. You don't have to offer lamps, but after the matter is resolved, you need to donate to charity lunches in the mountainous areas for one year.]

In this way, the merit is recorded on Qi Gu.

When the three fishermen heard this, they immediately responded in a row. They almost wished they could drive to pick up Qi Gu and deal with the incident right away.

Qi Gu: […We’ll talk about it tomorrow. You can probably bear not fishing for a whole night, right? 】

【Woo woo woo woo cuckoo people are kind-hearted】

[The main thing is that this fisherman didn't say anything too extreme, and didn't insult, otherwise Gugu would definitely ignore him]

[I can tell from Gugu's ellipsis that he is speechless, hahahaha. This must be the first time he has seen such a weird thing.]

[Speaking of Mu Xingchen, this damn kid, his master's Fu'ai Temple has just opened, why didn't he post a Weibo to promote it? He is so ignorant! 】——This was posted by Mu Xingchen, a worried mother who was disappointed with her child.

Maybe there will be an announcement? 】

【No】

Qi Gu replied: [I am reciting the Pure and Tranquil Sutra, and I am working very hard.]

【? ? ? My goodness, isn’t he tired of studying? Can you recite the Pure and Tranquil Sutra now? 】

[Laughing to death, what kind of transformation is this?]

[Wow, this kid is going to be successful!] 】

[I’m just a passerby. I can recite the Pure and Tranquil Sutra, so can Gugu accept me as his disciple? 】

Qi Gu happened to be a little bored, so he simply sent the list of other introductory basic books at once: [Can you recite these too? If you can, we can meet at Fu'ai Temple tomorrow at noon.]

When getting started with metaphysics, even if you don’t have extremely high talent, you can make up for it with absolute diligence.

If there is someone who can persist in memorizing the pile of books half a person high without learning anything, Qi Gu is not unwilling to accept him as his disciple.

[Wow, this pile of books instantly wiped out my envy and jealousy towards Mu Xingchen]

【ah? Do I have to memorize them all? ? ? 】

[Oh my god, goodbye!] It seems that I am not destined to be with metaphysics, and moving bricks on construction sites is more suitable for me.]

[Is the guy above also from civil engineering? 】

[Oh my god, no wonder Gugu can speak so fluently, he really memorized the book]

【Light candles for Mu Xingchenjpg】

[This law student is fearless. Let me do it... Wait, it's all classical Chinese. That's fine.]

After eating crayfish while amusing his netizens, Qi Gu washed up and went to bed. Early the next morning, he saw Mu Xingchen outside the door, muttering to himself with an anxious look on his face.

When Mu Xingchen saw Qi Gu, he didn't even dare to say hello. He just said, "Laojun said: The Great Dao is invisible, giving birth to the heaven and earth; the Great Dao is ruthless, moving the sun and the moon..."①

After finishing the recitation fairly smoothly, Mu Xingchen breathed a sigh of relief and dared to greet him: "Master, good morning, I've finished reciting!"

It seemed that he didn't greet Qi Gu right away because he was afraid that his thoughts would be disrupted and he would forget what he had memorized.

"That's right. Let's go back and take a nap after breakfast. We have something to do in the evening." Qi Gu said as he looked at Mu Xingchen's panda-like dark circles that were almost falling onto his nose.

Mu Xingchen immediately became excited: "Are we going out to catch ghosts?"

"yes."

Mu Xingchen became more and more excited, all sleepiness disappeared, and he even wanted to go out right away.

It was finally night when Mu Xingchen had already contacted a driver to take him and Qi Gu to the place the fisherman mentioned.

On the way, Mu Xingchen looked at his phone and asked Qi Gu: "Master, because you didn't reply, they all went to my Weibo and sent me a private message asking if I could do a live broadcast today."

Qi Gu: "It's okay to open one, so that people know that talking nonsense can also be effective, and they should learn from it."

He once dealt with a case in which a young man in his early twenties was so angry after losing a game that he told his netizens that if he didn't win the game, he would tear his head off and let them kick it like a ball.

Then, the game was lost. The young man was targeted by a netizen and lived in fear every day...until Qi Gu helped him solve the problem, and then he was able to live a normal life.

In short, some ghosts will become extremely obsessed with certain things after death, which cannot be understood or judged by human thinking.

Mu Xingchen: "Then I'll take the photo. I promise to make you look tall and majestic in the photo, Master!"

Qi Gu: "... Just come normally, there's no need to be so majestic."

[Why did the baby suddenly start broadcasting? Shouldn’t he be reciting classical Chinese at this time? 】

The netizens this time are very mean. They start by making a critical attack on Mu Xingchen.

[Wow, is this really a live broadcast to take us to see the female ghost in red? 】

[Come to think of it, could it be that the female ghost was killed and thrown into the reservoir, so she floated up and wanted to ask for help? 】

[Hiss, your imagination is pretty good]

[It’s a pity that she met three fishermen who were unmoved, so the female ghost, who failed to seek help, angrily entangled with these three fishermen]

[Yes, this is reasonable.]

Qi Gu glanced at the speculation on the screen and said, "Unlikely. If it was a ghost who died tragically, it would have turned into a fierce ghost after death and would definitely not give the three fishermen time to ask for help."

Mu Xingchen: Taking Notes.jpg

The fisherman also appeared in the live broadcast room, and after giving a high-value gift, he said: [Master, the three of us are waiting for you together! 】

Qi Gu agreed casually, and the screen of his mobile phone lit up at the right time. It was a picture sent by Lin Hanzhi.

The picture shows a heart rate monitor in the ward, and a hand with well-proportioned flesh and slender knuckles, receiving an IV via a needle.

[Lin Hanzhi: I overestimated myself yesterday and ended up fainting. I was unconscious at my workstation for a long time before I was discovered and sent to the hospital]

Qi Gu: [Is the situation serious? Or... maybe change jobs after you recover? 】

Lin Hanzhi: [It’s a common occurrence. It’s very difficult to quit this job. The main unit doesn’t have anyone who can take over, so I have to keep working.]

Now, only with him can the Alien Management Bureau maintain a simple cycle with the ghosts: high-risk ghosts appear - deal with them immediately - restore peace, and thus maintain the balance in China and prevent social unrest and hundreds of ghosts from roaming at night.

"Boss, your heart almost stopped beating when I rescued you! In such a serious situation, you are still in the mood to play with your phone?!"

A girl wearing a beautiful and intricate pink lolita dress and carrying a long and narrow Miao knife on her back saw the scene in the ward and rushed into the ward angrily. She was about eighteen or nineteen years old, very sweet, with round eyes. At this moment, her eyes were full of anger as she stared at Lin Hanzhi.

"What's the situation in that river? You come back from there half dead every month. If I hadn't been thinking about you this time, you would have floated up from the bottom of the river in two or three days." Miao Yue continued to complain, and it seemed that she was so angry that she was about to pull out the tube from Lin Hanzhi.

"Don't get excited. You're still alive, aren't you?" Lin Hanzhi smiled with a pale face, and said jokingly, "Even if I, your biological father, really want to die, I have to find a stepfather to entrust you two money-loser guys to before I die, right?"

"Bah, no one has such a stupid father like you. Saying that Pubugesang is a money-loser is fine, but how did I lose money?" Miao Yue said, "No, don't try to change the subject. You haven't told me about the riverbed yet."

"It's a bureau secret, I can't tell you. You'll know when you sit in my position." Lin Hanzhi suddenly paused, "Wait... you unfilial thing, I'm still alive and kicking and you want to pull out the tube!"

"Don't you think you're so awesome that you can't die?" Miao Yue's fingers were already on the ventilator tube, her eyes filled with tears, and she was obviously very angry at Lin Hanzhi's behavior.

Miao Yue's parents were both members of the Alien Management Bureau. When Miao Yue was twelve years old, they died in a mountain ghost mission.

After that, Miao Yue became an orphan.

Lin Hanzhi, who was 18 years old at the time and had just been specially recruited into the Abnormal Management Bureau, had some friendship with her parents, so she took on half the responsibility of her parent.

It's a father-daughter relationship that started halfway.

"I'm so seriously ill and you're still yelling at me. It's true that children are all debts. It's really heartbreaking." Lin Hanzhi had a look that said, "This child can't be kept anymore and should be thrown into the trash."

Miao Yue softened her tone and lowered her eyes: "Can't we discuss and solve the problem together? What is at the bottom of the river? Why do you need to go down there every month to suppress it?"

"Stop asking questions, little brat, and cut me an orange."

Miao Yue angrily picked up a meter-long, gleaming Miao knife and cut an orange for Lin Hanzhi, muttering as she cut: "Since you are not allowed to ask about this, I will ask something else...Who were you chatting with just now? Was it a pretty boy? If you still have someone you like and worldly desires, you should be more careful about yourself and don't ruin your life."

She coaxed him, "If you die, that pretty boy can always find another one. Or I can introduce him to some handsome guys. I guarantee he will forget about you in less than three days."

Miao Yue knew very early on that Lin Hanzhi was a man and liked men. But I've never seen him care about anyone. Now that he's injured like this and still has to reply to people's messages, how can I not be active?

If he had something real to worry about, he wouldn't take his life so lightly, right?

"She is indeed very beautiful..." Lin Hanzhi muttered, but quickly said, "What nonsense are you talking about? We are innocent."

"That person must be Qi Gu, right? I heard from Pubugesang that you treat him very differently." Miao Yue stared at Lin Hanzhi's expression.

"Of course it's different. He's much better than you guys. If I want to trick him into coming to work, I have to give him some praise, right?"

"Then why were you smiling so coquettishly when you were replying to the message just now, as if you were having a conversation?" Miao Yue was suspicious.

She agreed that if someone tricked someone into coming to work, they should have a better attitude, but... with that smile on his face, it didn't look like he was asking someone to go to work, it looked more like he was trying to get them to sleep.

"Did I? You must have seen it wrong. I'm good-looking, so can't I just look like a seduce whatever I do?" Lin Hanzhi spoke in a way that took advantage of his handsome face.

Miao Yue really wanted to throw a plate of freshly cut oranges upside down on Lin Hanzhi's face, but considering that the man was a patient and it took her a long time to pull him out of the river, she took a deep breath and held it in.