Chapter 73 You ghosts are so boring

Qi Gu's way of caring for others is very simple and rough. It's just "Are you okay? How about I buy you something to eat?" over and over again.

He couldn't do more.

This is the kind of care that Lin Hanzhi, who was classified as a friend by Qi Gu, received.

After being fed, Lin Hanzhi leaned back on the hospital bed and slowly drank the tonic soup ordered by Qi Gu.

Qi Gu seemed to have an intuitive sense of the taste of food. Even without having eaten there, he could tell which restaurant's food tasted better.

Lin Hanzhi did not stop even when she was lying on the hospital bed. She took photos of the tonic soup from all directions and angles, and then chose the one she was most satisfied with and sent it to Qi Gu: [Got it, it tastes delicious *-*]

Qi Gu: [As long as you like it]

In the pitch-black night, there is a peaceful and tranquil reservoir with swaying water plants on the shore and the sound of insects and birds chirping. In the distance from the reservoir are dense trees with overlapping shadows swaying in the wind, like ghostly figures.

After Qi Gu replied to the message, he put away his phone and looked at the three fishermen who had been waiting in the cabin by the reservoir for a long time. He asked in confusion, "Why is there a cabin here?"

Fisherman No. 1, who also posted the Weibo for help, "Fisherman will never come back empty-handed," was handsome and wore a pair of glasses. He said politely, "Hello, Master Qi. We built this cabin ourselves just for rest after night fishing."

Qi Gu paused and said, "...It's a good match. Don't match it next time."

Fisherman No. 2 guessed, "You, you mean this house is not clean?!"

"No wonder, I've been feeling cold lately and I can't catch any fish. It seems like something is playing tricks on me!" He found a reasonable excuse for his air force and immediately cheered up, "I knew it wasn't because of my poor skills, hahaha!"

He actually burst out laughing.

[It turns out that it’s not that my fishing skills are bad, it’s just that the house is haunted]

[Do you want to listen to what you are saying? 】

[No, are all of you fishermen in such a beautiful mental state? 】

[So crazy, love to watch more]

[Wow, you fishermen are capable of anything. You even built your own cabin just for fishing.]

[This reservoir is really full of dangers... But this place does look like a place where you can fish. Can anyone give me the address? 】

[The person above is stubborn and even a female ghost can’t stop you from fishing? 】

[I have a pendant blessed by Master Huineng of Jinshan Temple, and one of my fishing friends is a metaphysical person. Ordinary ghosts have no effect on us.]

【True Six】

Qi Gu: "...I mean, the structure of this wooden house is flawed. If the wind is strong enough, it will fall apart. You three will be crushed underneath and become a hand-pulled pancake with hot dog tenderloin and chicken fillet."

After hearing this description, Mu Xingchen, who was still on a diet and hadn't eaten hand-pulled pancakes for more than a year, couldn't help swallowing his saliva: "Master, can we talk about the underworld a little bit, like bloody and broken bones?"

He really couldn't bear this kind of life in the world of the living.

[It’s so funny. Is this kid so hungry that he’s losing his mind? 】

[This is what happened during my diet period. A colleague put a hamburger-shaped snack on my desk. I thought someone was sending me food, so I couldn’t help but take a big bite.]

[Ah, are you still alive upstairs?]

[A good description that makes my appetite soar]

[Hahahaha, I died of laughter]

[So where can I buy hand-pulled pancakes now? I’m so greedy]

[Hahahaha, I was a little scared at first, but when I saw Gugu could be so expressionless and funny, I felt better all of a sudden]

After hearing what Qi Gu said, the three fishermen ran out of the cabin without hesitation, but they did not forget to bring their precious fishing rods and baits.

"Okay, let's go fishing. Just stand and fish like you did before." Qi Gu's tone was calm, as if the surface of the reservoir was calm.

Fisherman No. 1: "What else do we need to do?"

"You don't have to do anything. Just lure that thing out like before."

The three fishermen immediately felt relieved after hearing this. They happily raised their fishing rods, put bait on them, and then threw the hooks.

Not long after, on the white surface of the reservoir at night, a ghost with long red hair slowly floated towards the three people.

The three fishermen now had Qi Gu's support, so they were not afraid and pretended that they saw nothing and continued fishing, looking like they were blind.

The female ghost seemed a little annoyed, and suddenly she sped up and rushed towards the three people. In the blink of an eye, the female ghost was only one meter away from the three people, and her fluttering skirt and long hair almost touched the fishing rods in their hands.

Fisherman No. 1 and No. 2 both let go of their fishing rods, fell to their knees and moved backwards quickly, shouting, "Monkey, monkey, run!"

The only fisherman who stayed where he was said, "But a fish has taken the bait. If I let go now, it will run away! This thing feels very heavy when I pull it up, it must be at least several dozen kilograms! If I can catch this fish, I will have something to brag about for the rest of my life!"

[It’s not you, big brother…]

[I am moved to tears. What kind of spirit is this!] 】

[To be honest, this fish weighs dozens of kilograms! I don’t believe any fisherman can resist such temptation.]

Upon hearing this, fishermen No. 1 and No. 2 felt that it made sense, and since Qi Gu was here, they thought that the female ghost could not harm them. They immediately took two steps forward, grabbed No. 3's fishing rod on the left and right, and the three of them worked together to pull the fish up.

As he pulled the fish, he said, "This fish can be considered as caught by the three of us together. I'll post it on WeChat Moments, you post it on QQ, and Monkey will take the fish directly to the fishing club to show off... This honor is shared by all of us!"

The female ghost was angered by their attitude and finally couldn't help but speak a bunch of ghost language.

[Where is my royal translator? What is this ghost sister saying? 】

[Coo!] Please translate! 】

[I'm curious. It doesn't look like a good thing to say, but why doesn't Gugu catch it? 】

Qi Gu really couldn't hold back when he heard the national curse uttered by the female ghost.

Because what it said was, "Damn you, you bunch of fishermen, will you die if I scare you? Can you please respect my identity as a ghost?"

On the side, Mu Xingchen referred to the ghost language encyclopedia, compared it for a long time, and stammered as he translated these words.

The barrage was instantly filled with question marks.

Qi Gu: "You are not a fierce ghost, why are you harassing living people?"

Seeing Qi Gu was fearless and had the demeanor of a big boss, the female ghost knew that she couldn't afford to offend him, so she quickly said, "I just died, and I wanted to try what it feels like to become a ghost and scare people, so I came to this secluded place to try it out. Who knew that those three people would ignore me and continue to sit there fishing without being afraid of me at all!"

"My temper flared up all of a sudden, and I felt that I had to scare them successfully at least once, so I appeared every time they were fishing, and I even designed a way for myself to appear... Don't you think the setting of floating from far away to my eyes is scary?" said the female ghost.

"But they still continued fishing. This is clearly a provocation to me! I must let them know what the difference is, so today I chose the most exciting face-to-face plot in a horror movie."

Qi Gu: “…”

After Mu Xingchen finished translating: "..."

Three fishermen: “………………”

[Shen Jin, there are not only boring people in this world, but also boring ghosts]

[Shenjin, made me laugh for no apparent reason]

[Ah, this... So this is a story about a stubborn ghost who insists on scaring people, and three stubborn fishermen who insist on catching fish? 】

【Excellent matching mechanism】

[No, if you have nothing to do, you can actually go and pierce holes in soda crackers.]

[You can also cook the instant noodles and then make a new instant noodle cake]

[Uh, this really leaves me speechless]

[I feel like if I see a ghost again in the future, I will laugh out loud as long as I think of this sister. You are really stubborn, my sister.]

[I’m dying of laughter. Gugu seems to be speechless as well]

Qi Gu took a deep breath and regretted his decision to come here. He tried his best to suppress the urge to roll his eyes. He looked at the red-clothed female ghost and said, "They were actually scared by you, but they were afraid that the air force would be laughed at, so they held back."

The female ghost recalled it briefly and remembered that it was indeed the case.

When these three people first saw her, their faces turned pale and their legs were shaking. Only after they looked in each other's direction did they begin to calm down.

"Fuck, you didn't run away after seeing a ghost, but insisted on fishing. Isn't this crazy?" The female ghost cursed, "You are really wasting my time!"

Qi Gu: "Didn't you chase after people and scare them because you failed to scare them?"

Mu Xingchen flipped through the dictionary and continued translating.

The three fishermen said in unison: "No, you're bothering us for several days just for such a trivial matter???"

[I’m dying of laughter. Everyone has their own siege. Hahahaha]

[You four are all the same]

[This is really outrageous. This is really outrageous.]

[This time, the opponents are really evenly matched. They are all sick. No one can blame anyone else.]